"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Overage Drinking: A National Concern

1 00:00:03,505 --> 00:00:05,271 <i>Wow, they are really going at it.</i> 2 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,092 -<i>A lot of tongue.</i> <i>-Too much tongue.</i> 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,175 I think it's, like, kind of weird 4 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,762 -that we're watching them, though, right? -Well, it's hot. 5 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:12,197 I think it'd be weird if we didn't watch them. 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,280 -Yeah. -They are super young, though. 7 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:15,615 -Mm-hmm. -In fact, 8 00:00:15,717 --> 00:00:18,284 everybody in here is super young. 9 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:19,485 Oh, goddamn. 10 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:20,787 -Oh, come on. -What? 11 00:00:20,889 --> 00:00:22,955 -Oh. -Hey. Are you 21? 12 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:25,391 -Yeah, what does it look like? -Yeah, fuck off, grandpa. 13 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:26,826 Oh. 14 00:00:26,928 --> 00:00:29,495 -Oh... Whoa. -The mouth on him. -I mean... 15 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,831 Wait a second, didn't we, like, just deal with this? 16 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:33,652 We just dealt with something like this. 17 00:00:33,735 --> 00:00:34,820 -We did, right? -It was not very long ago. 18 00:00:34,903 --> 00:00:35,987 All right, let's kick them out. 19 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,289 -Goddamn it, son. -Shit. -Oh, my God. 20 00:00:37,372 --> 00:00:39,505 I can't believe you're in a bar. 21 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,326 -You are in so much trouble. -I mean, 22 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,362 how many times do we have to tell you to stay away from her? 23 00:00:43,445 --> 00:00:46,612 -We're in love. -Yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it. 24 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:50,149 -Ooh. -Oh, my God, that was riveting. 25 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,785 That turned into a real<i> Romeo and Juliet</i> thing, didn't it? 26 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,473 -Yeah. -I don't know what to do with... 27 00:00:54,556 --> 00:00:56,789 -Well, he's got to stop drinking. -Uh, hey, guys? 28 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:59,125 You guys look, uh, familiar. 29 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,128 Yeah, you do, too. 30 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:02,929 Hang on a second. 31 00:01:03,031 --> 00:01:04,130 What are your names? 32 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,798 I'm Trey, this is Tammy. 33 00:01:08,203 --> 00:01:10,169 Oh, shit. 34 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:13,806 This is classic Tammy. 35 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:21,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 36 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:38,583 That's Trey and Tammy. 37 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:39,751 They were lovers in high school, but she wanted 38 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,486 to make Trey jealous by flirting with Dennis. 39 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,187 Dee wanted to bang Trey, but he was only using her 40 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,589 to get back at Tammy and it worked. 41 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,024 They slept together on their prom night, 42 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:47,692 they had a baby that they named Trey Junior. 43 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,209 Trey Junior's in love with that girl named Kerry Bitaberry, 44 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,863 but Trey and Tammy hate Kerry Bitaberry, 45 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,213 'cause the Bitaberry family is trash, which they are. 46 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,867 Dennis and Dee are, like, super obsessed 47 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,301 with Trey and Tammy still, I can pretty much tell 48 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:58,484 by their body language. 49 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,519 I think they're gonna try to bang them. 50 00:02:01,756 --> 00:02:03,322 Huh? 51 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,209 -Did you say something? I wasn't listening. -Oh, yeah. 52 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,311 That's Trey and Tammy. They were lovers in high school. 53 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,495 -Tammy tried to bang... -Dude, I don't give 54 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,497 a flying fuck about any of this 55 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,699 -gossipy bullshit. -Oh, you're not into teen drama? 56 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,268 No, because I am an adult, and I like adult stories, 57 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,204 like a sexual psychological thriller. 58 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,839 You know? This has no weight to it. 59 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,794 Well, this has been fun catching up. 60 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:24,228 -Ah, yeah. -Oh, we done? Okay. 61 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,478 Oh, yeah, y... you know? We should do this more often. 62 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,533 It's so hard to believe we haven't seen each other 63 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,315 -since high school. -Yeah. 64 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:31,703 Well, since we were in high school. 65 00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:33,085 You were 30. 66 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,706 Okay, well, let's not do that, you know? 67 00:02:34,789 --> 00:02:36,588 Time's all in your head, Tammy. 68 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,090 And in your ass, apparently. 69 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,779 That's... she's just making a joke. 70 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,448 -Yeah, it's true. -You look great. -Well, if our son 71 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,231 ever comes back in here again, can you please send him home? 72 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,467 Or at least not sell him alcohol? 73 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,935 Speaking of which, uh, I assume 74 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:52,271 you will be picking up the tab, yeah? 75 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,292 'Cause they kind of hustled out of here and you are... 76 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,027 -...legal guardians. -Yeah, you know, I actually think that's a law. 77 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,843 I think you, I think you have to pick up 78 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,044 your child's tab if-if... 79 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,579 Here. 80 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,414 -Let's go. -You gave him way too much... 81 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,415 -Now. -Okay. 82 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,017 Oh, man. 83 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:08,020 What a trip down memory lane, huh? 84 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:09,440 -Trey looks good. -Yeah, so does Tammy. 85 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,023 You know, sometimes I feel like 86 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,991 she might be the one that got away. 87 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,727 Hey, did you sense something off between them? 88 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:17,782 Something was off, right? It was all in the body language. 89 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,417 Yeah, t-there was a strain there, right? 90 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,134 There was a strain there. God, that's hot. 91 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,804 -Is it? -Oh, married, forbidden lust? 92 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,074 -Uh-huh. -Oof. Bet those two are just screaming for some strange. 93 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,776 Yeah. 94 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,230 This is classic Dee and Dennis stuff. 95 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,664 I think they're gonna try to sleep with those two people 96 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,547 that don't want to sleep with them at all. 97 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,649 It's probably gonna wind up in a rape or a murder. 98 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,551 -What? -Jesus Christ. 99 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,506 You know we can hear you? I would never do that. 100 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,655 -Well... -Don't tell her, though. 101 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,759 Gotta give it to you, though. 102 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:48,862 It's very exciting. 103 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:49,862 Yeah, I got a couple of bits planned, 104 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:50,863 so just let me do my thing. 105 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:52,083 Oh... Oh, don't do bits. 106 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,384 -No, no, no, trust me. -Dee, 107 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,467 I think let's throw them off the scent at first. 108 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,988 I don't see how that's gonna be possible 109 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,456 With all that cologne you're wearing. 110 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,590 Wh... That's actually not a cologne. 111 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:00,725 No, that's a pheromone serum. 112 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,360 I heard about it on Rogan. Super cool, man. 113 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,095 It's, like, testicular fluid from, like, a bull's prostate 114 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:05,496 or something like that. 115 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,665 I know it sounds strange, but it's scientifically proven 116 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,649 to intimidate males and drive females wild. 117 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,917 Human females? 118 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,151 Fo... 119 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,505 Focus, Dee, stop. All right, listen. 120 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,188 Listen, once we get in there, 121 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,341 let's split off by gender, okay? 122 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,543 I'll have a man-to-man talk with Trey, 123 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:19,825 and you do... I don't know, 124 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:20,826 whatever it is that you females do 125 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,213 when you're alone with each other. 126 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,629 And then let's, uh, find an excuse 127 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,998 -to split off again... -Uh, take a shit. 128 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,399 Too gross. 129 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,487 Wh... It... Shit is all I can think about. 130 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,937 It's overwhelming, the smell that's coming off of you. 131 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,357 What? No, the smell isn't coming off right to you, 132 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,892 it's a pheromonal thing, bec... You're my sister, okay? 133 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,375 -Ugh. -If it was working on you, 134 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:37,895 then we'd have a real problem, wouldn't we? 135 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:38,877 That would be bad. All right. 136 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,813 -Hey. Tammy. Hi. -Tammy! 137 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:43,515 We were just in the neighborhood, 138 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,018 -so we thought we'd just swing by and say hi. -Yep. 139 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,320 Oh. Hello. 140 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,088 Uh, were you expecting somebody else? 141 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,991 No. No, I was just wondering what that smell was. 142 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,026 Oh. 143 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,561 I guess the, uh, lawn got fertilized. 144 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,696 Huh. 145 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,898 No, I-I think maybe, uh, you're... 146 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,501 M-Maybe you're smelling a cool spring breeze? 147 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,469 Perhaps some, uh, freshly hung laundry? 148 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,271 Did one of you step in dog shit? 149 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,210 -Uh, I don't think so. -I know I didn't. 150 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,313 Okay, well, come on in and... 151 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,114 take your shoes off. 152 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,816 -Jesus... -No problem. 153 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,519 Don't. Just don't. 154 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,294 Hey. Dude, all right, thanks for coming over, man. 155 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:30,748 I need your help with something. 156 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,730 Okay. 157 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,998 Well... 158 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,599 That smell. Has Dennis been here? 159 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,069 I feel both intimidated and aroused. 160 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,289 No, you know what that is? That's the old piss cans. 161 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:39,891 I haven't changed them in, like, forever. 162 00:05:39,974 --> 00:05:41,192 Is that why you asked me over here? 163 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:43,575 No, l-look, remember when you said, like, 164 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,745 you wanted, like, a sexual, psychological thriller thing? 165 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,266 You were more into those kind of stories? 166 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,834 You wanted to sink your teeth into something like that? 167 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,569 You know what I mean? I got something for you. 168 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:52,818 I'm listening. 169 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,238 All right, take a look around this place, 170 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,621 something's missing, what is it? 171 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,056 -A vacuum. -Stop. 172 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,558 Come on, man. Be serious. 173 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,727 I am dead serious. 174 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,228 Buddy, how... I don't get it. 175 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,797 I mean, how can you be so obsessed with cleaning the bar, 176 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,579 and yet you live in all this piss and shit? 177 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:10,035 -Dude, it's Frank! -It's both of you. 178 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,737 Will you stop? It's Frank that's missing. 179 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,373 All right, well, how is that a psychological sex thriller? 180 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,060 Well, I don't know what it is, but it's strange. 181 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,410 You know what I mean? Like, h-he didn't come last night. 182 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,797 He hasn't been at the bar recently. 183 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,699 Like, some of the... some of his stuff's missing. 184 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:22,967 You know? I keep finding these, like, 185 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,683 weird piles of hair everywhere. 186 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,685 The piles of hair could be from any one 187 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,854 of the wild animals that probably lives here. 188 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,775 Well, you got to admit it's-it's kind of strange. 189 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,158 Well, I'm not exactly thrilled, so it's not a thriller, 190 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,612 but it is a mystery, I'll give you that. 191 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:35,827 -Oh. -Okay, I'll bite. 192 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,848 Where do you and Frank go when you're not together? 193 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:40,465 Well, if we're not together, we don't go anywhere. 194 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,852 Well, right now you're not together. 195 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:42,901 Well, I'm here. 196 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,337 I recognize where you are. 197 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,572 What we're trying to do is find out where Frank is. 198 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:49,241 -Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. -'Kay. 199 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:50,709 Uh, could be anywhere, you know? 200 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,677 Could go under the bridge. He goes there a lot. 201 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,798 All right, we're getting somewhere. 202 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,447 -Yeah. -Okay, I guess we got to go... 203 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,834 -under the bridge, yeah. -Check under the bridge. 204 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,803 All right, cool, yeah. See, you're pretty good at this. 205 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,052 That rules out anything sexy. 206 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,286 Yeah. 207 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:02,708 -Yeah, okay. Let's go. -All right. 208 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,010 There he is. 209 00:07:08,112 --> 00:07:09,445 I thought you were taking a shit. 210 00:07:09,547 --> 00:07:12,281 Oh, no, come on. Don't be silly. 211 00:07:12,383 --> 00:07:13,816 It's just the excuse I made 212 00:07:13,918 --> 00:07:15,651 to sort of peel off and be alone with you. 213 00:07:15,753 --> 00:07:17,593 You were in the bathroom for, like, 20 minutes. 214 00:07:18,456 --> 00:07:19,521 Yeah, I took a shit. 215 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:21,156 But you know what? 216 00:07:21,258 --> 00:07:22,624 That's your fault, mister, 217 00:07:22,726 --> 00:07:26,495 because, uh, you get things moving inside me, you know? 218 00:07:26,597 --> 00:07:28,163 That's kind of gross. 219 00:07:28,265 --> 00:07:29,350 Okay, listen. I'm... 220 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:30,799 ...trying to take a shot here, 221 00:07:30,901 --> 00:07:32,401 but you're, uh, you're making it hard. 222 00:07:32,503 --> 00:07:33,669 Take a shot at what? 223 00:07:33,771 --> 00:07:36,538 Like, a... like a suburban married drama, 224 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,640 you know? A little infidelity. 225 00:07:38,742 --> 00:07:39,775 Okay. 226 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,443 Look. 227 00:07:44,582 --> 00:07:46,482 If I'm being honest, 228 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:49,218 uh, things aren't great between me and Tammy. 229 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,553 -Ooh. -Like, sexually-wise right now. 230 00:07:51,655 --> 00:07:54,723 Maybe spicing things up in the bedroom might help. 231 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:56,859 Yes. Okay. 232 00:07:56,961 --> 00:07:58,594 -Now you're talking. -Okay. 233 00:07:58,696 --> 00:07:59,714 All right, let me, let me finish up with this laundry 234 00:07:59,797 --> 00:08:01,130 and then we can slip out of here. 235 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,532 You always do the laundry? 236 00:08:03,634 --> 00:08:06,468 Yeah, and Tammy gets pissed if I do it half-assed. 237 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,889 But I told her that I'd pick some things up 238 00:08:07,972 --> 00:08:10,873 at the supermarket after I walk the dogs, 239 00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:12,975 so I can sneak out after lunch. 240 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:14,829 So, you do the grocery shopping and you walk the dogs, too? 241 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:15,811 -I do, yeah. -And the laundry? 242 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,646 -Yeah. -Do you do the dishes? 243 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,548 I do. Tammy makes all the money. 244 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:20,868 I don't know what to tell you, but, like, 245 00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:22,784 I got, uh, I got some things on the side. 246 00:08:22,887 --> 00:08:25,220 I've been killing it in fantasy football. 247 00:08:25,322 --> 00:08:27,756 I got to take a shit. 248 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:31,860 Tammy, Tammy, Tammy. 249 00:08:32,963 --> 00:08:34,296 It's so great to be 250 00:08:34,398 --> 00:08:35,864 alone, finally, isn't it? 251 00:08:35,966 --> 00:08:37,652 Oh, God, I swear there's a dead animal in here somewhere. 252 00:08:37,735 --> 00:08:38,920 There's no dead animal in here. 253 00:08:39,003 --> 00:08:40,555 I'm gonna have to fumigate the entire house. 254 00:08:40,638 --> 00:08:42,738 Enough with the smells. Let's... 255 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,439 let's-let's focus on the feelings. 256 00:08:44,542 --> 00:08:47,209 -The feelings? -Yeah, well, you're feeling trapped. 257 00:08:47,311 --> 00:08:48,477 You're feeling depressed. 258 00:08:48,579 --> 00:08:50,445 Life used to be so exciting, and now it's... 259 00:08:50,548 --> 00:08:52,514 ...dull and dreary. 260 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,635 Well, being married isn't the easiest thing in the world. 261 00:08:54,718 --> 00:08:56,385 I can only imagine. 262 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:58,620 I wouldn't know, though. Yeah. 263 00:08:58,722 --> 00:09:00,556 I live free. 264 00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:02,958 Like a wild beast. 265 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:04,359 Okay. 266 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,461 Maybe Trey's gotten a little bit too complacent. 267 00:09:06,564 --> 00:09:07,896 Maybe old Tammy 268 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:11,633 needs to take a page out of young Tammy's notebook. 269 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:13,268 What are you talking about? 270 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:15,170 Let's bang and make Trey jealous. 271 00:09:16,407 --> 00:09:19,074 Oh, God. 272 00:09:19,176 --> 00:09:21,043 That's what this is about? 273 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,411 Yeah. 274 00:09:22,513 --> 00:09:23,912 I'm not gonna bang you. 275 00:09:26,016 --> 00:09:27,149 Uh-uh. 276 00:09:38,696 --> 00:09:40,862 I have to take a shit. 277 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,465 Trey's a pussy. I couldn't do it. 278 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:44,807 Yeah, I couldn't do it, either. 279 00:09:44,902 --> 00:09:45,902 Tammy was all over me, 280 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,221 but I found the whole thing boring. 281 00:09:47,304 --> 00:09:48,823 You know why? Because it's adult drama. 282 00:09:48,906 --> 00:09:50,872 That's why it's boring. Teen drama is exciting 283 00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:52,441 'cause everything's brand-new. 284 00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:53,794 Adult stuff's just the same thing 285 00:09:53,877 --> 00:09:55,744 over and over and over and over. 286 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,298 Yeah, see, teen drama's forged in lust. 287 00:09:57,381 --> 00:09:59,748 Adult drama's forged in sadness. 288 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,950 So sad. He was folding the laundry. 289 00:10:02,052 --> 00:10:03,819 -What? -He does that every day. 290 00:10:03,921 --> 00:10:05,873 -She should be doing that. -Of course, she should. 291 00:10:05,956 --> 00:10:08,023 You know what else? He goes grocery shopping. 292 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,491 What? Why? 293 00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:11,293 Because he's a pussy like I said. 294 00:10:11,395 --> 00:10:12,628 Oh, okay. 295 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:13,814 Well, let's get out of here, 'cause I do 296 00:10:13,897 --> 00:10:15,183 have to take a shit for real. 297 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,099 Not me. 298 00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:22,190 I'm actually getting a little worried about Frank, man. 299 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,457 All right, well, don't get melodramatic. 300 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,840 This isn't a soap opera. 301 00:10:24,942 --> 00:10:26,375 Why do they call them that? 302 00:10:26,477 --> 00:10:28,043 There's no soap involved. 303 00:10:28,145 --> 00:10:29,411 -And no singing. -Right? 304 00:10:29,513 --> 00:10:31,747 -Nothing operatic about it. -No, not sure. 305 00:10:31,849 --> 00:10:33,000 Either way, it's not the kind of mystery we want. 306 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,650 See, we want a rising tension 307 00:10:34,752 --> 00:10:37,019 to make the comedy... or tragedy... 308 00:10:37,121 --> 00:10:38,239 feel more satisfying in the end. 309 00:10:38,322 --> 00:10:40,155 The what? The tragedy? 310 00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:41,676 Well, yeah, we don't know what this is yet, Charlie. 311 00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:43,399 Well, how would a tragedy feel satisfying? 312 00:10:43,494 --> 00:10:44,579 Well, okay, what if we came down here 313 00:10:44,662 --> 00:10:46,280 and we found Frank with a bullet in his head 314 00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:47,262 and a suicide note? 315 00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:49,264 -Not satisfying. -Not satisfying. 316 00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:51,333 Very tragic. However, there could be 317 00:10:51,435 --> 00:10:53,335 an overall poetic sense of completion 318 00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:55,337 to his inevitable story arc due to Frank's 319 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:56,805 historically terrible life choices. 320 00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:00,142 And somehow, as a viewer, 321 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,330 -I would feel satisfied by... -I believe there would be 322 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,233 -a subconscious acceptance... -Yeah, that's not gonna work for me at all, man. 323 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,934 -...because of, historically... -What the hell are you talking about, dude? 324 00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:08,402 -Well, it's the hero's journey. Oh. -There he is. 325 00:11:08,485 --> 00:11:09,685 Cricket? 326 00:11:09,787 --> 00:11:10,819 Hey, man. 327 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,155 Shit. 328 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,190 What's good, baby? What's poppin'? 329 00:11:15,292 --> 00:11:16,558 What's with the, uh, dreadlocks 330 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:18,160 and, uh, the voice you're doing? 331 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,861 Oh, yeah. No, ain't no voice, baby. 332 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:21,849 You know, I'm just evolving. I down here under the bridge, 333 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,251 you know what I mean? Just trying to 334 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,552 spread my business to a more diverse clientele, 335 00:11:24,635 --> 00:11:25,534 you know what I mean? 336 00:11:25,636 --> 00:11:26,935 -No. -I don't at all, yeah. 337 00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:28,556 -I don't feel you, no. -I feel like this is not cool. 338 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:30,324 Like, is this a good plot twist? What is this? 339 00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:31,792 This is... There's nothing good about this. 340 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,141 This is giving me the ick. 341 00:11:33,243 --> 00:11:34,443 Yeah, this is just a... 342 00:11:34,545 --> 00:11:35,663 I feel like we're dancing around 343 00:11:35,746 --> 00:11:37,145 a very dangerous line here. 344 00:11:37,247 --> 00:11:38,432 You know, just having, like, a white guy 345 00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:40,248 talking like, you know, "What it is, man?" 346 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,669 Well, don't you do it. You can't be doing it. 347 00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:43,504 I'm just doing Cricket. I'm just doing Cricket. 348 00:11:43,587 --> 00:11:45,139 We're not supposed to do it. We're not supposed to do it. 349 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:46,941 -We're passed it as a society. -It's okay for the detective... 350 00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:49,091 -Not down here. -...to make fun of the suspect. 351 00:11:49,193 --> 00:11:51,727 H-h-hold up. Why y'all saying "suspect?" Am I a suspect? 352 00:11:51,829 --> 00:11:54,262 Well, we don't know what you are yet, do we, Cricket? 353 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,683 If this got something to do with that john 354 00:11:55,766 --> 00:11:57,251 who got his dick bit off, I don't know shit, all right? 355 00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:58,786 I wasn't there, and I didn't see shit, 356 00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:00,388 and I don't know where the dick is, okay? 357 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:01,970 You bit a dude's dick off, man? 358 00:12:02,072 --> 00:12:03,724 No, I didn't bite it... No, no. They take the dick 359 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,892 and I don't know what they do with it, 360 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,208 and I don't ask, okay? 361 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,542 -Who's "they"? -Who's "they"? 362 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,577 It doesn't matter, 'cause I don't know shit 363 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:09,578 and I'm not talking to you. 364 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,979 No, I'm-I'm gonna blow past this, 365 00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:12,047 especially 'cause I feel uncomfortable 366 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,048 -with you talking like this. -Yeah. 367 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,049 Where's Frank? 368 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,151 Whoa. Now, that... 369 00:12:16,253 --> 00:12:17,786 I really can't talk about. 370 00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:19,921 -Why not? -Well, he made me sign an NDA, 371 00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:21,423 so this cricket ain't chirping. 372 00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:22,743 An NDA? That's good, that brings us 373 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,092 right back around to a mystery. 374 00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:26,113 -How is that good, dude? -It means there's a paper trail. 375 00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:28,296 Cricket, do you have a copy of this NDA? 376 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,098 Maybe I do. 377 00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:32,701 Maybe I don't. 378 00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:34,288 -Oh, stop with this, dude. Stop. -Ow, I, like... 379 00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:35,270 I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, man. 380 00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:36,557 That's how he bit the dick off. 381 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,725 -Don't step to me. -Okay, all right. 382 00:12:37,808 --> 00:12:39,193 -Don't step to him. -All right, I won't. 383 00:12:39,276 --> 00:12:40,394 -I won't. -Don't step to him. 384 00:12:40,477 --> 00:12:41,796 But I need to know where Frank is, bro. 385 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:43,879 All right, you know? You know? God damn. Fine. 386 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:46,448 I'll give you this, but then your Marian the Librarian ass 387 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:47,902 has got to roll up out of here, man. 388 00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:49,236 -Y'all blowin' up my spot. -What is Marian the Librarian? 389 00:12:49,319 --> 00:12:50,986 <i>The Music Man.</i> Know your culture. 390 00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:52,740 <i>-The Music Man.</i> -I'm uncomfortable with this whole thing. 391 00:12:52,823 --> 00:12:53,989 "Matthew Mara 392 00:12:54,091 --> 00:12:55,857 "is hereby barred from any communication 393 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,959 about Frank Reynolds or Frank will sue his ass." 394 00:12:58,061 --> 00:13:00,162 Well, that doesn't help us at all, dude. 395 00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:01,496 Yes, it does. 396 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:02,931 Look who his lawyer is. 397 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,833 -Who? -"Jack Kelly, 398 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:06,835 attorney at lawyering." 399 00:13:11,108 --> 00:13:13,527 Okay, you sure this wouldn't be better to handle at my office? 400 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:14,676 You have an office? 401 00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:16,678 That in itself is a mysterious twist. 402 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,499 No, he doesn't. He's talking about my mom's basement. 403 00:13:18,582 --> 00:13:20,615 I have a filing cabinet and a computer. 404 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,517 You have a filing cabinet until the FBI comes. 405 00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:24,319 I mean... 406 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:26,188 It's so annoying we gotta go through him. 407 00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:28,356 What is the deal with Frank and this NDA? 408 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,892 He's been getting some of his affairs in order. 409 00:13:30,994 --> 00:13:32,146 What does that mean, "his affairs?" 410 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,909 What's going on with him? Where is the guy? 411 00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:36,097 Okay, well, he passed info to me, 412 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,834 but I... I only have permission to show Charlie. 413 00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:40,001 Why? 414 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,403 Well, because he's the one 415 00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:43,405 listed as the president of Frank's foundation. 416 00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:46,074 Okay. Well, this is news to me. 417 00:13:46,176 --> 00:13:47,876 I'm sorry, what foundation? 418 00:13:47,978 --> 00:13:49,930 Yeah, and-and-and what's my role in the foundation? 419 00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:52,781 Um, well, I'm not seeing you 420 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:54,950 listed anywhere in here. 421 00:13:55,052 --> 00:13:56,184 That's impossible. 422 00:13:56,286 --> 00:13:57,926 Frank's always talking about me, isn't he? 423 00:13:58,021 --> 00:13:59,940 And how I should be more involved in his affairs? 424 00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:02,424 I'm gonna tell Charlie, and then, after I leave, 425 00:14:02,526 --> 00:14:04,159 he can tell you if he likes. 426 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,613 This is bullshit. Charlie, there's gotta be 427 00:14:05,696 --> 00:14:06,714 room for me in the foundation. 428 00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:08,163 I don't know, you know? 429 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,683 There's a lot to think about now that I'm president. 430 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,433 You know what I mean? I got to find Frank. 431 00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:13,568 -Right. -I got to find out what I'm president of. 432 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,750 -Right. -You know, these are, these are big decisions 433 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,506 that are kind of over your head, man. 434 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,640 Yeah, all right. 435 00:14:18,742 --> 00:14:20,542 I'm gonna pass the info to you, okay? 436 00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:22,410 -Ha-ha! -Whoa! -No, no, no, no! 437 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:23,912 I didn't sign off on that maneuver. 438 00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:25,399 Charlie, we've got an address. We've got an address. 439 00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:26,801 Yeah, but I didn't sign off on that, Mac. 440 00:14:26,884 --> 00:14:28,850 I need it to be able to do my job, all right? 441 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,118 This is my job. 442 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,120 Getting the information. Getting the facts. 443 00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:34,823 This is thrilling. What-what is this? 444 00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:37,158 Uh, it seems like we've transitioned into 445 00:14:37,261 --> 00:14:38,660 a bit of a political thriller. 446 00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:40,795 Ah. I like those. 447 00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:44,165 Needs a chase scene. You want to chase me around the apartment? 448 00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:46,153 -Uh... No. No. -I don't want to be in that movie at all. 449 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:47,996 We're not gonna do that with you, Uncle Jack. 450 00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:54,910 Well... I banged her. 451 00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,978 -What? Who? Tammy? -Yeah. 452 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,481 No. Uh, Tammy's son's prom date. 453 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:00,682 Kerry Bitaberry? 454 00:15:00,784 --> 00:15:02,617 -Yeah. Yeah. -Oh... 455 00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:05,253 Yeah, I was going for that forbidden teen drama thing, 456 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:06,254 you know? I convinced her 457 00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:07,475 that Trey Jr. cheated on her, 458 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,257 and the only way she could get back at him 459 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:10,559 was to sleep with me. 460 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,727 Ugh! Gross. 461 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,114 Yeah. You know what? It was kind of gross, 462 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:16,016 but probably not for the reasons you're thinking. 463 00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:19,467 -It was gross because she wasn't satisfying to me. -Ugh! 464 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,322 She didn't know any moves, you know? I tried to teach her, 465 00:15:21,405 --> 00:15:22,690 but she wouldn't listen to any of my commands. 466 00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:23,905 -Can you believe this? -Ugh. 467 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,359 Yeah, and now, she's blowing up my phone, 468 00:15:25,442 --> 00:15:27,161 you know? She made me a playlist. Like... 469 00:15:27,244 --> 00:15:28,996 We don't have a song. How could we have a song together? 470 00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:30,097 We listened to no music whatsoever. 471 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,580 The whole thing was done in silence. 472 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,501 -Oh, God. -Except for the noises that I was making. 473 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,702 -Stop! -What's grossing you out? 474 00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:36,003 Is it the fact that she wasn't satisfying me? 475 00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:37,319 The fact that she's a child. 476 00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:38,572 No, she's not a child. What're you talking about? 477 00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:39,807 She's 19 years old. I checked. 478 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,570 -Still a teen. -Well, she has to be a teen. 479 00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,043 I thought we were doing a<i> Romeo and Juliet</i> thing. 480 00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:44,893 Juliet was not banging an old man. 481 00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:46,514 Oh, Dee, you know what? Just-just-just stop. 482 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,982 I think the fact that she was 19 is actually 483 00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:49,297 the reason why Trey and Tammy 484 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:50,679 didn't want their son dating her. 485 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,168 Because she was robbing the cradle. You know? 486 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:54,970 Okay. All right. 487 00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:57,057 -Why are you so grossed out by this? -You know what? I got to go. 488 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:59,641 -Where are you going? -I got to go bang Trey Jr.! 489 00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:02,944 -Why? -Because we're doing a thing, and I got to win. 490 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,399 Hmm. All right. 491 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,800 The address is a storage unit. 492 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,087 -Yeah. -You think he's in there? 493 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,589 I don't know, man. Yeah, this could be, like, 494 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,524 the secret headquarters of the foundation or something. 495 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,108 That seems more like a James Bond spy thing. 496 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,529 -That doesn't really fit. -No, dude. The foundation 497 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,779 got a lot of international stuff happening, you know? 498 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,181 You don't even know what the foundation is. 499 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,118 -Got it. "6969." Every time. -Well, of course. 500 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,255 No Frank. 501 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,823 -Yeah. -What is this? 502 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,525 "Toys for the foundation. 503 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,327 Ship to Africa." 504 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,829 I told you we had international dealings. 505 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:42,333 You know what I mean? Africa is a big market for us, you know? 506 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,302 We do, we do a lot of... 507 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,471 you know, tr-trading of-of... in the toy sector. 508 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,359 You know, don't even ask too many questions about it. 509 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,760 It's, like, annoying how much you're prying me 510 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,262 about trying to be in the foundation. 511 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,145 Let's see what's in here. 512 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,333 I mean, like, maybe I could finagle you, like, an, like, an 513 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,749 entry-level position, but I can't just put you on the, 514 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,217 on the board or... 515 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,605 What am I looking at here? What is this? 516 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,189 "Rhino..." Oh, these are dick pills, man. 517 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,077 Jesus. All right, well, it took a sexual turn. 518 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,240 That's kind of interesting. 519 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,879 What is he doing in here with the dick pills? 520 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,681 What-What's on the tape? What is this about? 521 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,897 I don't know. 522 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,565 Should we watch it? I don't want to. 523 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,586 Yeah. I'm a little concerned about what I'm gonna see here. 524 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,037 I think you got to shield your eyes because he's most likely, 525 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,025 almost definitely, for sure gonna be naked and fucking. 526 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,874 Just... L-Let's just... Just hit play 527 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,395 -and let's just see what this is about. -Okay, we'll just... We'll... 528 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,696 -Okay, a little bit more here. -Yeah. And let me know 529 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,680 -if he's got his... -Yeah. Okay. And... 530 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,582 <i>Hey, I'm Frank.</i> 531 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,751 <i>I've had a few great loves in my life.</i> 532 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,821 <i>I lost one to racial injustice.</i> 533 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,723 <i>Another one OD'd.</i> 534 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,524 <i>Lost a wife to a botched neck job,</i> 535 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,793 <i>but that's a whole other story.</i> 536 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,863 <i>But I haven't had love in my life for a long time.</i> 537 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,100 <i>And I'm, and I'm not sure how long I can go on without it.</i> 538 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,323 -Wait. That's it? -I don't know. 539 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,058 Looks like he taped over some old<i> Highlander</i> episodes 540 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,274 -and ran out of tape. -He always does that. 541 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,809 He forgets where the tape... 542 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,145 And what is this, man? What is he doing? 543 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,899 -I don't get it. -He's doing a lot of dick pills 544 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:03,914 'cause these are all empty. 545 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,783 Oh, shit. 546 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,252 Oh, shit. Dude... That's not good. 547 00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,106 Frank always said he wanted his dick and his heart 548 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,655 to explode at the same time. 549 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,758 Dude, did he kill himself? 550 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,693 If he did, 551 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,162 he did it hard as a rock. 552 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,369 Knock, knock. 553 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,706 Jesus Christ. You are a boy. 554 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,141 Sorry. 555 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,110 Uh, you are a lot younger than I, than I remember. 556 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,632 -Huh? -Yeah, in my head, you-you looked a little bit more like 557 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,881 a man, but, boy, are you not. 558 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,268 You're a, you're a kid. You're a kid. 559 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,317 How in God's name did Dennis do this? 560 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,605 -Do what? -I'm trying to beat my brother. You wouldn't get it. 561 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:43,821 Are you lady from the bar? 562 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,275 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's just power through 563 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,543 and get to the hot part, right? 564 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,360 So, sex. Sex... 565 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,796 You are inexperienced, and sex is exciting 566 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,330 and maybe a little nerve-racking. 567 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,451 The kids at my school have been 568 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,618 sleeping with each other for a decade. 569 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:56,600 I-I don't need your whole backstory. 570 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,836 Uh, you are 18, right? 571 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,171 I don't want to be mean, 572 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,033 but my granny isn't that much older than you. 573 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,475 Your granny? 574 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,543 Yeah. 575 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,478 Um, I will have you know, 576 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,713 I went to high school with your mom, so... 577 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,776 She said when she was in high school, you were 40. 578 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,418 -I was 30. -What's the difference? 579 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,021 Ten years! Ten y-years is the diff... 580 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,323 Listen to me, you little shit, 581 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,824 Dennis slept with your prom date. 582 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,660 Oh, yeah. 583 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,595 Does that make you sad? 584 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,998 Do you want to suck your thumb, little boy? 585 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,967 I gotta... I got to go. 586 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,137 <i>Well...</i> 587 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,439 you win, Dennis. I couldn't do it. 588 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,608 It wasn't really a win/lose thing. 589 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,562 Of course it was, all right, but to be very clear, 590 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,612 uh, the kid wanted to, I just, I'm not a criminal. 591 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,947 I'm not a criminal eith... 592 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,749 Kerry Bitaberry is 19 years old. The only crime here 593 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,885 is Kerry Bitaberry's inability to satisfy a lover. 594 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,421 Well, then I probably did Trey Jr. a favor by telling him. 595 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,856 Oh, yeah, I guess... Wait, what? 596 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,076 -You told him? -Oh, yeah, I told him. 597 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,759 And he took it pretty hard. It was juicy. 598 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,680 I think he's gonna try and fight you after school. 599 00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,696 Although, 600 00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,763 watching a grown man be pummeled 601 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,065 by a kid in his prime 602 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,400 is more sad than dramatic, if I'm being honest. 603 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,703 Uh, God damn it, Dee. Why-why-why'd you tell him? 604 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,524 -I mean, that's... <i>-In other news, two local teens</i> 605 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,373 <i>attempted suicide when they drove off</i> 606 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,908 <i>the Strawberry Mansion Bridge.</i> 607 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,277 <i>Fortunately, the teens survived the crash,</i> 608 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,346 <i>although both sustained injuries,</i> 609 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,581 <i>and will be likely severely disfigured.</i> 610 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,484 Oh... 611 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,205 Well, I could definitely kick his ass now, right? 612 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,187 He's all jacked up. 613 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,755 Wh-What? 614 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,276 You're not gonna make me feel bad about this, okay? 615 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,925 I don't feel bad. 616 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,446 <i>...Nashville resident tripped and fell...</i> 617 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,428 don't feel anything. 618 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,531 Guys, we got a problem. 619 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,032 Frank took all his dick pills. 620 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,434 -He's gonna commit suicide. -Oh... 621 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,955 -He is gonna commit suicide. -Yes. He's gonna commit suicide. 622 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,671 Yeah, yeah, 'cause his penis is... 623 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,439 Speaking of suicide, uh, 624 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,222 Dennis almost killed a couple of teenagers. 625 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,262 Yeah, they drove off a bridge, but they're still alive. 626 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,912 Who? Kerry Bitaberry and Trey Jr.? 627 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,065 -That's them. -You bet. 628 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,400 -Oh, that's classic Dennis. -Mm-hmm. 629 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,249 -Come on, man. -Maybe teen drama 630 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,237 does have some weight to it 'cause that's, like, a tragedy. 631 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,986 Uh, well, I mean, 632 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,655 it's really only a tragedy if they die. 633 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,156 You know, if they're just, like, 634 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,226 mangled and stuff, then I think it's nothing. 635 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,428 It's not anything. Yeah, m-maybe a horror film? 636 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,496 All right, well, we're still in a mystery 637 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,798 -'cause Frank is missing. -Uh, guys. 638 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,819 -<i>...Philadelphia's own has been selected to be...</i> -I think I found him. 639 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,802 <i>The next Golden Bachelor.</i> 640 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,804 <i>Local businessman and philanthropist,</i> 641 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,340 <i>Frank Reynolds is looking for love.</i> 642 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:20,444 <i>Frank's Global Youth Foundation brings joy to needy children.</i> 643 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,313 <i>I want to share that joy with someone</i> 644 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,715 <i>I can spend the rest of my life with.</i> 645 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:26,984 Seems like a great guy. 646 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,886 We hope you find true love, Frank. 647 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,321 We'll be rooting for you. 648 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,958 Well, that's what you call a plot twist. 649 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,566 Captioned by <font color="#00ffff">Media Access Group at WGBH</font> access.wgbh.org 649 00:22:16,305 --> 00:23:16,699 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm