"7 Bears" Bearsel & Gretel/Jack and the Bearstalk

1 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:09,500 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:10,958 Woo-hoo! 3 00:00:11,041 --> 00:00:13,083 -[yells] -[giggling] 4 00:00:13,166 --> 00:00:14,458 Woo-hoo! 5 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:17,708 -[bears] Woo-hoo! -[trumpets playing] 6 00:00:17,791 --> 00:00:19,291 -[snarls] -[growls] 7 00:00:19,375 --> 00:00:20,250 Woo-hoo! 8 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:21,625 [Witch] Hmm? 9 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:23,375 -[cheering] -[shrieks] 10 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:24,916 [loud crash] 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:25,875 [retches] 12 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:27,125 Woo-hoo! 13 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:28,166 [crunches] 14 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,541 [gulps, farts] 15 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:31,250 -[cheering] -[giggling] 16 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,250 -[grunts] -[squeaks] 17 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:35,416 [music ends] 18 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,458 [narrator] The tale of Hansel and Gretel 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,375 is about a witch who lures children to her house 20 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,583 by decorating it with candy. 21 00:00:45,666 --> 00:00:48,291 In this story, bears do that. 22 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:49,500 Wait, what? 23 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,250 [bear 1] Come on, brothers! 24 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:54,583 My vision is sugary, but not saccharine. 25 00:00:54,666 --> 00:00:58,166 We've got to make this house sweet, sweet, sweet. 26 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:59,500 [grunting] 27 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:00,958 Yeah! 28 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:02,166 -[squeaks] -[grunts] 29 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,791 [giggles] 30 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:04,708 Huh? 31 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:06,791 [scoffs] 32 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:08,875 [whistling] 33 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:12,250 [chuckles softly] 34 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,416 [farts, exhales] 35 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,541 [loud bang] 36 00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:18,458 Hmm? Yeah! 37 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:21,666 -You're doing a fantastic job. -[loud bang] 38 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:22,625 [shrieks] 39 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:24,875 [bear 2] Sorry. 40 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:27,041 Maybe I'll wait inside. 41 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:32,958 Remember, decorate my house for the Annual Candy Cottage Contest, 42 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:36,625 and I'll give you all the potatoes you want. 43 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:39,000 Potatoes. 44 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:40,833 [grunts] 45 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:43,375 [chuckles, slurps] 46 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,541 -[Little Red Riding Hood] Whatcha doing? -Ooh! 47 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:49,666 Uh, definitely not eating candy when we're supposed to be working. 48 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,583 [chuckles] 49 00:01:50,666 --> 00:01:54,791 We're decorating the Witch's house with candy in exchange for potatoes. 50 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:57,375 You know, normal fairy tale stuff. 51 00:01:57,458 --> 00:02:00,416 Oh. Well, it was nice knowing ya. 52 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,833 ♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪ 53 00:02:02,916 --> 00:02:06,291 Wait. Why did you say, "Nice knowing ya"? 54 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:10,875 Oh, I said that because the Witch is probably gonna eat you, 55 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,791 and we're never gonna see each other again. 56 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,666 [sniffs, retches] 57 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:16,666 Bye now. 58 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,750 ♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪ 59 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:22,166 Wait, the Witch isn't going to eat us. 60 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,666 [chuckling] 61 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:28,000 -Silly bears. Can you keep a secret? -[bears] Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:31,125 The rumor is the Witch decorates her house with candy 63 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:33,875 so she can lure little children to it. 64 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:36,708 There's probably a few locked up in there right now. 65 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:38,166 [bears] No! 66 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:43,625 Yes, and when the children have eaten lots of candy and gotten very fat, 67 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:45,708 she eats them. 68 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,083 [bears yelling] 69 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,916 Little bears too. 70 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,416 But… we're little bears! 71 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,875 -[bears gasping] -He's right. We are. 72 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:56,375 Nice knowing ya. 73 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,000 ♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪ 74 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,000 [bears gasping] 75 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:01,875 -[dramatic music plays] -[Witch laughs maniacally] 76 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,708 [dramatic swell] 77 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:06,125 Run! 78 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:10,458 [bears yelling, panting] 79 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:13,416 Huh? Hey, stop. 80 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,333 [bears grunting] 81 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:17,166 What are we doing? 82 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:21,125 We were running for our lives, which I'd like to keep doing. 83 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:24,250 No, I mean, the Witch is our friend. 84 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:27,833 We can't just believe every rumor we hear about her. 85 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,541 We can if the rumor is she's going to eat us. 86 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:33,750 We've at least got to check this out for ourselves. 87 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:36,916 Come on! Back to the Witch's house, brothers. 88 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,416 [bears] Back to the Witch's house. 89 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:42,958 [eerie music playing] 90 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,958 [dramatic swell] 91 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,083 -[door creaking] -[bears whimpering] 92 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:50,708 Look! 93 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:52,208 [ominous music playing] 94 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,708 Children. 95 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:58,750 [shuddering] Look at them! 96 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,708 Innocently sleeping there 97 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:04,375 with no idea the Witch is going to eat them. 98 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,958 -[faint chatter] -[bears gasping] 99 00:04:06,041 --> 00:04:08,250 Here she comes. Don't let her see us. 100 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,166 [bears grunting] 101 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:11,958 [inhales deeply] 102 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:14,750 [upbeat music playing] 103 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:17,250 ♪ I'm making candy ♪ 104 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,083 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! ♪ 105 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:21,958 ♪ I'm making candy ♪ 106 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,791 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 107 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:27,291 ♪ A little bit of this A little bit of that… ♪ 108 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:30,125 [gasps] She's making more candy. 109 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:32,875 Just like Little Red said to fatten the children up. 110 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:34,791 So she can eat them. [groans] 111 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,333 [grunts] 112 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:37,666 [groans] 113 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:39,000 Ow! 114 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:39,916 Huh? 115 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,083 [upbeat music continues] 116 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,083 ♪ I'm making my candy ♪ 117 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,166 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 118 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,750 [humming] 119 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:50,541 [gasps] Aren't you cute and delicious? 120 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,458 [bears gasping] 121 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,458 -[crunches] -[Witch] Mmm! 122 00:04:54,541 --> 00:04:56,958 -[bears yelling] -[Witch] Hmm? 123 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:58,625 [yelling] 124 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:01,083 Bears, no potatoes if you don't finish! 125 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:03,875 -[yelling continues] -[Witch] Bears! Where'd you go? 126 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:05,958 [bears grunting] 127 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:09,416 She's going to get us! Quick, hide! 128 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,250 -[grunting] -[squeaks] 129 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,083 [frenetic music playing] 130 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,833 -[bears panting] -[grunting] 131 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:17,416 [grunts] 132 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,208 [yells, grunts] 133 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:20,916 [shuddering] 134 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:22,750 [music fades] 135 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:23,666 [bear grunts] 136 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,500 [muffled] Is it okay to come out now? 137 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,625 It's hard to understand you in that thing. 138 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:28,541 [bear] What? 139 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:32,000 I said it's hard to understand you in that thing. 140 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,291 [loudly] What? 141 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,708 I said… 142 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:36,041 [groans, grunts] 143 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:38,708 [yells] I said it's hard to understand you in that thing! 144 00:05:38,791 --> 00:05:42,541 -Whoa, you don't have to yell. -Wait, what are we doing? 145 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:45,875 We were hiding to save our lives, which I'd like to keep doing. 146 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:49,708 No, I mean, we left those poor little children 147 00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:53,666 locked up, just waiting to be eaten by the Witch. 148 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:57,000 [gasps] Those poor children. 149 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,916 Guess there's only one thing to do. 150 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,833 Finally move to that tropical island made of potatoes and eat the island? 151 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:07,250 No, we've got to go back and save those children. 152 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:11,333 I don't know what everyone has against island potatoes, but okay, I'm in. 153 00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:15,250 -For the children. -[bears] For the children! 154 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,458 -[bears panting] -[grunts] 155 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:25,625 Ugh! Bears. Now I've got to get more ingredients, make more candy, 156 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:27,916 and finish the decorating myself! 157 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:28,875 [groans] 158 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:29,958 [broom creaking] 159 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,333 [revving] 160 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:34,875 Now's our chance. 161 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:38,125 We'll rescue the children before she gets back. 162 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:40,291 [whimsical music playing] 163 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,083 [grunting] 164 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:44,166 It's locked. 165 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:47,166 We just need to climb up to the chimney. 166 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,125 Hmm? 167 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:54,625 [whimsical music continues] 168 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,208 [farts] 169 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:02,125 -[loud bang] -[yelling] 170 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:03,541 -[loud crash] -[cat screeches] 171 00:07:04,916 --> 00:07:07,041 Brothers, we need a new idea. 172 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,000 Time to get brainstorming. 173 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,583 [bears] Butt scratch circle! 174 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:14,083 Oh yeah. Oh, that's good. 175 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:17,083 [bears moaning] 176 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:18,541 I've got it. 177 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:22,458 All we have to do is find tools that happen to be lying around 178 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:26,666 and are also unexpectedly perfect for breaking into a witch's house! 179 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,166 But where are we supposed to find those? 180 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,125 Uh… 181 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,750 -[all] Hmm. -Huh? 182 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:33,583 [upbeat music playing] 183 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:35,416 -[bear 1] Yeah! -[bear 2] Yay! 184 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,250 -[bear 3] Yippee! -[bear 4] Wahoo! 185 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,416 [panting] 186 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,250 [bear 5 yells] 187 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:44,208 [grunts] 188 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,625 [exhales] Uh-- 189 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:49,833 Huh? Hmm. 190 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:51,875 [grunting] 191 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,416 -Yeah! -Yay! 192 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,208 Yoo-hoo! 193 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:58,583 Huh? Whoa! 194 00:07:58,666 --> 00:07:59,833 [grunting] 195 00:07:59,916 --> 00:08:01,708 [bears] Huh? [grunting] 196 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,375 [grunting continues] 197 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,333 -[loud thud] -[squeak] 198 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:07,333 [bears sighing] 199 00:08:09,666 --> 00:08:10,500 Hmm? 200 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,500 [grunting] 201 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:13,500 [rumbling] 202 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:16,208 -[heavenly music playing] -[grunts] 203 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:19,166 [bears cheering] 204 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,416 [bears grunting] 205 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:27,666 [bears yelling] 206 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,750 -[yelling stops] -[squeaking] 207 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,500 [bears groaning] 208 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,291 Ha! [panting] 209 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:40,291 [grunting] 210 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:42,375 [stirring music building] 211 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:47,000 We made it! Wahoo! 212 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:49,958 [bears] Hooray! 213 00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:52,250 [intriguing music playing] 214 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,458 [whimpers] 215 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:57,375 W… W… Wait, hey! [grunting] 216 00:08:58,583 --> 00:08:59,416 [whimpers] 217 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,041 [grunting continues] 218 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,708 [cauldron thuds] 219 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,416 Hmm? Phew. 220 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,916 [grunts] 221 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:09,916 Hmm? 222 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,166 I don't see children anywhere. 223 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,375 [grunts] The Witch must've hidden them. 224 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:18,500 We've got to find them and fast, brothers! Now! Go, go, go! 225 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:20,375 Find those children! 226 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:23,916 -[frenetic music playing] -[loud clattering] 227 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,208 Children. 228 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,541 Children? Boo! 229 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,666 -[bear 1] Children? -[bear 2] Hey, children. 230 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,958 -[bear 3] Where are you? -[bear 4] Where are you? 231 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,500 -[bear 5] Children? -No one here. 232 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:34,583 [bear 6] Yoo-hoo! 233 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:35,625 No. 234 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:37,791 [music halts] 235 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,791 [footsteps approaching] 236 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:40,833 [dramatic sting] 237 00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:41,791 [farts] 238 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,000 What are you doing? 239 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,666 [bears whimpering, shuddering] 240 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:52,500 -We could ask you the same question. -Yeah! 241 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:56,208 We know you're luring children to your house with candy 242 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,625 so you can eat them! 243 00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:59,125 -[Witch] Eat what? -[whimpering] 244 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:01,666 That's crazy even for you bears. 245 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:06,791 We saw you eat an innocent little child with our own beady eyes. 246 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,541 A child? 247 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:09,500 Hold on. 248 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,375 Do you mean Billy? 249 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:14,166 -[bears gasping] -A gingerbread man? 250 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,125 [bears] Huh? 251 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:21,750 Well, then why did you want us to decorate your house with candy 252 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:24,083 if it wasn't to lure children? 253 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,625 I told you why. 254 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,250 For Fairytale Forest's Annual Candy Cottage Contest. 255 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:32,250 Ha! A contest. Right. 256 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:36,416 And I suppose the king himself comes door-to-door to judge. 257 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,416 -[trumpets playing] -[bears] Huh? 258 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,375 [horses whinny] 259 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:46,750 Next up for judging on the Annual Candy Cottage Contest, 260 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,625 the Witch's house. 261 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:49,708 Ooh! 262 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,708 [groans] 263 00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:53,791 [march music playing] 264 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:59,666 -This is beautiful. -[creaking] 265 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:00,791 -[thuds] -[grunts] 266 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:05,375 [grunts] The most original design I've seen in years. 267 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,333 -What? -Yay! 268 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,333 Yes! 269 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:11,541 -I award you first prize, madam. -Huh? 270 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,583 I mean, thank you? 271 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:15,291 [King Charming] Congratulations. 272 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,625 -[whip cracks] -[horses whinny] 273 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,416 Huh? Go figure. 274 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,500 Thanks, bears! 275 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:25,500 So is now a good time to ask for our potatoes? 276 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,291 [groans] 277 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,666 [bears gasping] Oh! 278 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,541 [bears] Yay, potatoes! 279 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,708 -[gasps] Bearsies, what happened? -[bears] Hmm? 280 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:39,250 I'll tell you what. That story you told about the Witch? 281 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,208 Totally not true. 282 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:45,041 -[chuckles] Course not, silly bearsies. -[bears] Huh? 283 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:50,208 Don't you know you can't believe anything you hear in fairy tales? 284 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,000 -[chuckles] Bye now! -[bears gasp] 285 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:54,750 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la-- ♪ 286 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:55,791 [bears grunt] 287 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:57,541 Oops. 288 00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,375 [licking] 289 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,833 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 290 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,750 Now she tells us. 291 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,625 [bears] Potatoes! 292 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,625 [bears chomping] Mmm! 293 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,375 [narrator] The story of Jack and the Beanstalk 294 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,583 isn't the story we're telling today. 295 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:17,791 This story is about what happens when bears eat magic beans. 296 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,041 Spoiler alert. Fart jokes ahead. 297 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,541 [bears yawning] 298 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:22,625 [bear 1] I'm starving. 299 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,708 Fraid it's going to be a lean breakfast, brothers. 300 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:28,833 We're down to our very last potato. 301 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,958 [gasps] 302 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,416 Hey, where's our last potato? 303 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,416 [grunts] 304 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,500 I traded it. 305 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,625 -[bears] Huh? -For magic beans. 306 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,458 [bears] Whoa! 307 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:44,625 You traded our last potato for a bunch of useless beans? 308 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:48,250 Not useless, magic. 309 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,958 These beans will provide us 310 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:53,791 with all the beautiful music and golden eggs we want. 311 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,416 -Huh? -What we need are potatoes. 312 00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,375 Which we can buy with all of our golden eggs. 313 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,875 [chomping] 314 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,666 -[bears gasping] -What? 315 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:09,750 Brother, we were supposed to use those beans to grow a giant beanstalk 316 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:13,125 and get beautiful music and golden eggs. 317 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,666 -[stomach rumbling] -Hmm? 318 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,208 [bears] Huh? 319 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,750 Brother, are you all right? 320 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,916 No, my tummy feels funny. 321 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,250 Like I have to… 322 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,583 [bears] Huh? 323 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:25,541 [grunts] 324 00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:28,833 [groans, coughs] 325 00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:29,750 [burps] 326 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,458 -[wacky music plays] -[groans] 327 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,083 [fanfare plays, halts] 328 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,291 [bears] Ooh! 329 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,208 [fanfare plays, halts] 330 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,125 Brother, what just happened? 331 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,458 I don't know. 332 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:46,375 I just opened my mouth and out came… 333 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,500 [wacky music plays] 334 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,416 [rock music plays, halts] 335 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,583 Music. 336 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,000 From the magic beans. 337 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,958 -[bears] Yeah! -[bear 2] This is fun, Brother. 338 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,083 [bear 3] Music bear! 339 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,458 -[wacky music plays] -[bears] Huh? 340 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,333 [upbeat music playing] 341 00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:06,416 Yoo-hoo! 342 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,583 Yeah! 343 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,041 [bears chuckling] 344 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,375 -[bear 1] Yay! -[bear 2] Woo-hoo! 345 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:15,291 -[music halts] -Hey, what about our golden eggs? 346 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:18,208 Aw, bears can't lay eggs. 347 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,208 Not with that attitude. 348 00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,541 Come on, try. 349 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:25,833 Fine. I'll prove bears can't lay golden eggs. 350 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,875 [straining] 351 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,458 -[yells] -[bears grunting] 352 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,875 Phew! 353 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,250 Yep, solid gold. 354 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:39,166 Brothers, our lives are about to change forever! 355 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,250 We're gonna get all the potatoes we want with all these golden eggs. 356 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,666 And don't forget the music. 357 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,625 [wacky music plays] 358 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,208 -[bear 3] Woo-hoo! -[bear 4] Yeah! 359 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,583 [bears] Woo-hoo! 360 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:54,458 [bear 5] Here come three more. 361 00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,125 Woo-hoo! 362 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,125 [bear 6] Yeah! 363 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,791 -[upbeat music playing] -[groaning] 364 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:00,708 [grunts] 365 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,500 [bear 7] Yay! 366 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,583 [bear 5] Here comes another one. 367 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:05,541 [bear 3] Yay! 368 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,875 [King Charming] Halt! 369 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,875 [bears cheering] 370 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,875 Hmm? 371 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,750 -[bears cheering] -Upside down. 372 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,375 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 373 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,416 -[horse whinnies] -Your Majesty. 374 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,458 Are you okay? 375 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,625 Golden eggs? 376 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,291 -Woo-hoo! -Yeah! 377 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,333 -[trumpets playing] -[bears] Huh? 378 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:28,958 [groaning] 379 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,916 [wonky trumpet music plays] 380 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,208 [clears throat] What talent! 381 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:37,333 I can't believe such beautiful music came out of your mouth. 382 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:38,250 Oh. 383 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:43,416 And those golden eggs, I can't believe they came out of your… 384 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,416 But the point is, I must have them. 385 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,916 You, them. 386 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,333 -[bear 1] Sorry, Your Kingliness. -Huh? 387 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:55,041 Brother is busy laying these golden eggs so we can buy all the potatoes we want. 388 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,583 Potatoes? 389 00:15:56,666 --> 00:16:00,708 If that's what you want, why didn't you say so? 390 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,833 -Voilà. -[bears] Oh! 391 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:05,916 [heavenly music playing] 392 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,666 -[bears cheering] -Enjoy. 393 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,083 -Wow! -Except you, my eggy maestro. 394 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:16,291 You and your special talents are coming with me. 395 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,041 You think I have talent? 396 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,625 Yes, like a star. 397 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:22,875 Tell you what, 398 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:28,041 you lay all the eggs I want, and I'll put on a command performance. 399 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,291 What's a command performance? 400 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:34,416 It's where I command and you perform, 401 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:38,375 and the perfect way to make my subjects love me. 402 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:42,333 Brothers, did you hear that? I'm going to be a star. 403 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:44,291 -Okay. -See you later. 404 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:47,625 -Have fun being a star. -Can't wait to hear how it goes. 405 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,333 [grunts] Huh? 406 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,416 -[King Charming chuckling] -Bye. 407 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,375 [triumphant music plays] 408 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,166 -What's a star? -I don't know. 409 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,791 I was thinking I'd start the command performance 410 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,000 with something like this. 411 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:09,000 -[clears throat] -[wacky music plays] 412 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,166 [hard rock music plays] 413 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,125 [King Charming] Stop! Stop! 414 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,750 No, no, no! 415 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,333 My subjects aren't going to like that music. 416 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,500 Everybody's got notes. 417 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,000 -We'll worry about the concert later. -Huh? 418 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,250 -For now, less music, more eggs. -Huh? 419 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,958 -[whimpers] -[whimsical music plays] 420 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,208 [pleasant music playing] 421 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:31,041 [narrator] Meanwhile, this was happening. 422 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,083 [bears munching] 423 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,500 -[bear 1] Over here. -I'll take another. 424 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:37,041 Woo-hoo! Potato party! 425 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,916 -[loud rumble] -[bear 2 grunts] 426 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,833 [bear 2] Yeah. 427 00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:42,291 [bears giggling] 428 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,958 [exhales] 429 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,208 -Life is good. -[fly buzzing] 430 00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,166 [sniffs] 431 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,750 -[slurps] -Ew. 432 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,916 What? I like to keep one handy. 433 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,625 I wonder how Brother is. 434 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,416 -Never better. -[bear 2 yells] 435 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:59,541 -Not you. Our brother, the star. -[banging] 436 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:00,458 Huh? 437 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:03,958 [carnival music playing] 438 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:11,166 Hey, look, it's a poster for a command performance at the castle 439 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,833 with our brother, the star! 440 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,291 You know what we gotta do? 441 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:19,666 Eat potatoes until our stomachs and butts blow up? 442 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:23,708 No, we've got to go see Brother's concert. 443 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,291 Eh, not as explosive, but I'm in. 444 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,708 [bears] Yay! 445 00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:31,000 -[bear 3] Let's go to the concert! -[chuckles] 446 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,208 [gentle music playing] 447 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,583 [indistinct chatter] 448 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:39,916 [guard exhales] 449 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:44,083 [King Charming] Ooh, my subjects are arriving. 450 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,083 Ready for your command performance? 451 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,416 I don't know, Your Majesty. 452 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,333 Making all this music is giving me a sore tummy. 453 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,041 And all this egg-laying is giving me a sore-- 454 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,541 But I need more eggs. 455 00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,666 I know, and I'm sorry, 456 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,166 but I don't think I want to be a star after all. 457 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,333 I miss my brothers, and I want to go home. 458 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,291 -[grunts] -[King Charming] No, you don't. 459 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,875 I gave you a concert in exchange for golden eggs, 460 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,291 and a deal's a deal. 461 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,666 [King Charming chuckling] 462 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,625 [sighs] 463 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,916 [wacky music plays] 464 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,291 [somber music playing] 465 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,666 -[bear 1] Brother, hey! -[music halts] 466 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,416 Brothers, thank goodness you're here. 467 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,458 Of course. We want to see you be a star! 468 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:44,125 I don't want to be a star anymore, but the king won't let me leave. 469 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,875 -[bears] Huh? -That's horrible! 470 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,416 Don't worry, Brother. We'll save you. 471 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,000 -Come on, brothers. -[bears] All right! 472 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,916 [bears whistling] 473 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 [whimsical music playing] 474 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,333 I've got just the thing to help us. 475 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:03,000 Watch this. 476 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,458 [grunts] 477 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,375 [bears grunting] 478 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,416 [grunting] 479 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,500 -Huh? -Ow! 480 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,250 [both exclaiming] 481 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,666 [grunting] 482 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,541 Works every time. 483 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,833 -[bears panting] -[groaning] 484 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,166 [door opens] 485 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,375 We're here to rescue you! 486 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,625 And also, we kind of missed you. 487 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:30,250 -Aw! Thanks, brothers. -[bears] Mmm. 488 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,541 [footsteps approaching] 489 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,291 -Uh… -Get away from that bear. 490 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,166 [bears yelling, whimpering] 491 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,125 I'll handle this. 492 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,666 [wacky music plays] 493 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,000 -[whimsical music playing] -[bears giggling] 494 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,833 [chuckling] 495 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:46,916 -Huh? -Bye. 496 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,833 Get him. 497 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,083 -[guards] Whoa! -[loud crash] 498 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,625 [bears gasping] 499 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,916 [dramatic music playing] 500 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,750 [guard groans] 501 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,750 Stand back, brothers. 502 00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:01,750 I've got one more secret weapon. [straining] 503 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,875 [grunting] 504 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:07,000 -[bears yelling] -Oh! 505 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,333 [bears grunting] 506 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,458 [farts] 507 00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,416 -[horse whinnies] -[bears] Whoa! 508 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,458 And now, 509 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:20,291 I'd like to present an incredible bear with two amazing talents. 510 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,583 -[horse galloping] -Hmm? 511 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,041 -[bears] Yah! -[King Charming] What the-- 512 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,958 My golden egg-laying bear! 513 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:29,291 Guards, stop them! 514 00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:31,500 Is this part of the show? 515 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,416 [bears] Whoa! 516 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,291 -Yeah! -What a performance! 517 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,708 Bravo, bears. Bravo. [chuckles] 518 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,375 [bears] Yay! 519 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,333 -Woo-hoo! -[grunting] 520 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,625 -Huh? -Whoa! 521 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,708 I'm a star! 522 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,500 -[guards yelling] -[horse whinnies] 523 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,208 [yelling] 524 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,458 -[yells] -[thuds] 525 00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:56,041 Huh? 526 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,333 [grunts] 527 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,125 [wonky trumpet music plays] 528 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:01,625 [gasps] 529 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,208 -[gulps] -[stomach rumbling] 530 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,291 [dramatic music building] 531 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,875 -[wacky music plays] -[groaning] 532 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:13,458 [dramatic music plays, halts] 533 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,458 [dramatic music plays, halts] 534 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,458 -Yay! -Yahoo! 535 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,458 -[all cheering] -You like it? 536 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,416 Watch this. 537 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,458 -[wacky music plays] -[groaning] 538 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:31,000 [opera music playing] 539 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,250 [bears] Wow! 540 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,333 Yeah! 541 00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,958 [music continues] 542 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,666 Thank you. 543 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,625 -[all cheering] -Yeah! 544 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,708 Woo-hoo! 545 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,250 They love me. My subjects love me. 546 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,666 Thank you. Thank you. [chuckles] 547 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,875 -[stomach rumbling] -[groans] 548 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,958 I don't feel so good. 549 00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,041 -Uh-oh. Time to go. -Uh-oh. 550 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,041 What's going on? 551 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,708 -[Red Riding Hood] What's wrong with him? -[groaning] 552 00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,333 -[King Charming grunts] -[grunts] 553 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:06,333 [all] Huh? 554 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:07,875 [all] Whoa! 555 00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,625 -Yeah. -Hey! 556 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:11,291 [all chuckling] 557 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:16,083 [exhales] The king has all the golden eggs he could ever want. 558 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,208 Come on, brothers, let's go home. 559 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,541 -My butt needs a rest. -[whinnies] 560 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:24,333 Who needs golden eggs when you've got potatoes? 561 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,083 [chomping] Mmm! 562 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,500 -[golden eggs whizzing] -[King Charming groaning] 563 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,291 [King Charming] I can't stop. 564 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,083 [whimsical music plays, ends] 565 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,541 [closing theme music playing] 566 00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,125 [music ends]