"The Big Bang Theory" The Itchy Brain Simulation

1 00:00:04,168 --> 00:00:05,846 - Hey, can I ask you a question? - Sure. 2 00:00:05,862 --> 00:00:08,643 You've had this dart board since I've known you, but I've never seen you play. 3 00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:10,826 Oh, uh, we played... once. 4 00:00:11,038 --> 00:00:12,484 I broke a window. 5 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:15,446 - What window? - That one over there. 6 00:00:16,925 --> 00:00:19,594 Leonard, where are the Skee-Ball tickets? 7 00:00:19,643 --> 00:00:20,581 Skee-Ball tickets? 8 00:00:20,605 --> 00:00:23,183 Yeah, from when we went to the arcade three years ago? 9 00:00:23,198 --> 00:00:25,408 I finally decided what prize I want. 10 00:00:27,181 --> 00:00:28,484 Hurry up. 11 00:00:29,194 --> 00:00:32,905 Uh, if I still have them, they're probably in the junk box. 12 00:00:32,924 --> 00:00:35,547 - Ooh, what are you gonna get? - None of your business. 13 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:39,264 But when you see me wearing a flower in my lapel later, 14 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:41,380 you are most welcome to sniff it. 15 00:00:43,278 --> 00:00:44,726 Yup, oh... here you go. 16 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:46,239 Oh, thank you. 17 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:49,070 Here, get yourself an eraser for your troubles. 18 00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:50,282 Oh. 19 00:00:51,459 --> 00:00:53,957 Oh-ho. I forgot about this. 20 00:00:53,976 --> 00:00:57,093 My aunt made it for me when I started college. 21 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:02,448 Aw, did she hate you? 22 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:05,598 Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater, 23 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,279 and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite. 24 00:01:09,084 --> 00:01:10,919 Yeah, I seem to be a few tickets short. 25 00:01:10,939 --> 00:01:14,213 - Are there more in the box? - Hmm, I think I got them all. 26 00:01:14,352 --> 00:01:16,351 Nope, they're not in there. 27 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,225 Well, you barely looked. Let me see. 28 00:01:18,255 --> 00:01:20,355 No, no, no, I-I looked, and... 29 00:01:20,395 --> 00:01:21,894 No more tickets. 30 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:24,933 - Leonard, let me look in the box. - Okay, okay! 31 00:01:25,496 --> 00:01:27,631 I'm gonna show you what's in the box. But just... 32 00:01:28,177 --> 00:01:29,952 promise not to flip out. 33 00:01:30,063 --> 00:01:31,463 Why would I flip out? 34 00:01:31,487 --> 00:01:32,770 Is it a spider? 35 00:01:33,415 --> 00:01:34,912 It's a spider! 36 00:01:36,431 --> 00:01:39,844 No, if it was a spider, Lenny would've flipped out. 37 00:01:40,294 --> 00:01:44,252 Okay, Sheldon, I know I was supposed to return this DVD a long time ago, 38 00:01:44,264 --> 00:01:46,352 and I know we rented it on your card. 39 00:01:46,378 --> 00:01:50,092 But it's been, like, seven years and clearly nothing bad has happened. 40 00:01:50,113 --> 00:01:54,736 So in-in-in-instead of being a giant pain in the ass like you always are, 41 00:01:54,763 --> 00:01:58,933 what if this one time you just tried staying calm? 42 00:02:04,716 --> 00:02:06,939 That seems like a reasonable request. 43 00:02:08,031 --> 00:02:11,477 Although so did, "Hey, Leonard, would you mind returning that DVD?" 44 00:02:13,138 --> 00:02:15,657 I'm sorry. I'll-Ill take care of it. 45 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,472 Okay. 46 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,272 I mean it, I'm going to. 47 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,988 I believe you. 48 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:27,264 And you're going to stay calm? 49 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:29,480 I said I would. 50 00:02:34,025 --> 00:02:35,519 How about that? 51 00:02:37,479 --> 00:02:39,295 Sheldon's being reasonable. 52 00:02:39,314 --> 00:02:42,170 Yeah, it's freaking me out. I'm gonna go. 53 00:02:43,553 --> 00:02:46,888 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 54 00:02:46,913 --> 00:02:50,799 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 55 00:02:50,823 --> 00:02:52,072 ♪ The Earth began to cool 56 00:02:52,096 --> 00:02:55,086 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 57 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:57,002 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ <i>We built the pyramids</i> ♪ 58 00:02:57,027 --> 00:02:59,887 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 59 00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:01,918 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 60 00:03:01,945 --> 00:03:03,197 ♪ <i>Bang!</i> ♪ 61 00:03:09,052 --> 00:03:10,333 So... 62 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:14,057 when you say you're not going to freak out about the DVD, 63 00:03:14,101 --> 00:03:15,908 here's what that means. 64 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,379 Don't fixate on it. 65 00:03:18,504 --> 00:03:20,442 Don't wake me up in the middle of the night. 66 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:23,983 Or nag me through the door while I'm on the toilet. 67 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:27,742 Okay, first, talking to you while you're on the toilet 68 00:03:27,763 --> 00:03:30,191 isn't exactly a picnic for me either, okay? 69 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:34,196 Remember... when you can hear me, I can hear you. 70 00:03:35,499 --> 00:03:36,655 And second... 71 00:03:36,689 --> 00:03:41,204 you completely disregard how uncomfortable unresolved issues are for me. 72 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:42,434 It's-it's like, a... 73 00:03:42,459 --> 00:03:44,916 an itch in my brain I can't scratch. 74 00:03:45,574 --> 00:03:49,325 When I broke my arm I used to stick a coat hanger down there. 75 00:03:50,769 --> 00:03:53,843 You ever try that? Maybe go in through the ear? 76 00:03:54,618 --> 00:03:57,201 You wouldn't make jokes if you could feel the way I feel. 77 00:03:57,221 --> 00:03:59,400 Well, I don't know how to do that. 78 00:04:01,036 --> 00:04:02,339 How about this? 79 00:04:02,795 --> 00:04:05,737 I promise I won't pester you about the DVD. 80 00:04:05,781 --> 00:04:07,943 You can defecate in peace. 81 00:04:08,913 --> 00:04:10,344 That's a win for both of us. 82 00:04:10,363 --> 00:04:11,688 But... 83 00:04:11,736 --> 00:04:13,945 until this matter is resolved, 84 00:04:13,972 --> 00:04:15,672 I would like you 85 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:17,386 to wear this sweater. 86 00:04:20,354 --> 00:04:22,421 With nothing underneath it. 87 00:04:24,299 --> 00:04:26,270 That's stupid. Why? 88 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:28,716 You say it's itchy and uncomfortable. 89 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:31,803 I say situations like this make me feel the same way. 90 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:33,965 I'm telling you, try the hanger. 91 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,905 Put it on. 92 00:04:37,181 --> 00:04:39,131 Let's share the experience. 93 00:04:40,386 --> 00:04:41,776 You got it. 94 00:04:42,322 --> 00:04:43,833 If this sweater shuts you up, 95 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:47,083 I'm gonna make a fortune selling them to everyone we know. 96 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:49,596 Now... 97 00:04:49,615 --> 00:04:52,806 all I need to do is head down to the video store 98 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,354 and return the DVD. 99 00:04:58,968 --> 00:05:01,586 Oh, did I forget to tell you? 100 00:05:01,606 --> 00:05:04,775 That store went out of business years ago. 101 00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:09,538 Really? 102 00:05:11,098 --> 00:05:13,108 How those nipples feeling, chief? 103 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:18,374 Penny, can we please get our drinks? 104 00:05:18,392 --> 00:05:20,340 Yeah, hang on, just give me sec. 105 00:05:20,864 --> 00:05:23,652 At work today, I did an in vivo stereotaxic surgery. 106 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:27,515 Cool. At my lab, I performed ten laser capture micro-dissections. 107 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,017 I scraped gum off the bottom of that table. 108 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,604 Only 'cause my manager saw me put it there. 109 00:05:34,289 --> 00:05:35,608 Oh, my gosh. 110 00:05:35,642 --> 00:05:37,743 That's the girl that broke Rajesh's heart. 111 00:05:37,783 --> 00:05:38,991 That's Lucy? 112 00:05:39,016 --> 00:05:41,524 I don't know why but I always pictured her as Indian. 113 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,860 I think that reason's called racism. 114 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:48,620 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Why? What are you gonna say? 115 00:05:48,645 --> 00:05:50,742 I'm not gonna say anything. I just want to check her out. 116 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:54,159 Because she hurt my friend. My Indian friend. 117 00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:56,473 Who's racist now? 118 00:05:56,496 --> 00:06:00,385 You because you just called him your "Indian friend." 119 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:04,192 Yeah, well, you're short. 120 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,202 We're never getting our drinks. 121 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:10,193 No, but we knew that. 122 00:06:11,529 --> 00:06:13,324 Hey, can I start you off with something to drink? 123 00:06:13,344 --> 00:06:14,744 Oh, water would be great. 124 00:06:14,771 --> 00:06:15,787 Okay. 125 00:06:16,051 --> 00:06:17,944 Um, you're Lucy, right? 126 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:21,523 I'm a friend of Raj Koothrappali's. Actually Amy recognized you. 127 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,057 Wow. 128 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:32,797 - How's he doing? - Oh, you know, he's good. 129 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,040 Great. 130 00:06:34,198 --> 00:06:36,823 Yeah, this is none of my business. But... 131 00:06:36,907 --> 00:06:39,430 why did you break up with him in an e-mail? 132 00:06:39,714 --> 00:06:41,330 Oh, I don't know. 133 00:06:41,387 --> 00:06:43,894 I guess I thought it would be easier. 134 00:06:44,288 --> 00:06:46,950 Yeah, I get that. I'll go get you your water. 135 00:06:49,144 --> 00:06:51,007 When you say "easier," 136 00:06:51,936 --> 00:06:56,375 you mean easier for you, right? 'Cause it certainly didn't make it easier for him. 137 00:06:56,575 --> 00:06:59,657 Any chance I can get a different waitress? 138 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:02,813 I-I'm sorry, this is rude of me. I will go get that water. 139 00:07:04,369 --> 00:07:06,502 See, see, see, see. 140 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,762 Just now you expressed your feelings to my face. 141 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,900 How come you could do that with me, but not Raj? 142 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:12,910 I don't know your e-mail. 143 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,463 You know what the worst part is? 144 00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:18,919 You're sitting here, perfectly happy and he's at home, a blubbering mess. 145 00:07:18,925 --> 00:07:20,219 Oh, I thought you said he was okay. 146 00:07:20,228 --> 00:07:23,860 Well, I also said I was getting you water, but look at me still standing here. 147 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:28,077 You know, I may be a bad waitress, but you are a bad person. 148 00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:29,264 Now, 149 00:07:29,289 --> 00:07:31,164 you want to hear the specials? 150 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:39,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 151 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:53,257 So, you can never take it off? 152 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,824 - No. - Not even to sleep? 153 00:07:55,948 --> 00:07:57,249 No. 154 00:07:57,286 --> 00:07:58,868 So, you're just an idiot? 155 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:02,713 It's called proving a point. 156 00:08:02,922 --> 00:08:04,791 Is the point you're an idiot? 157 00:08:05,744 --> 00:08:07,370 Gentlemen, please. 158 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:11,424 Leonard is trying to walk a mile in my metaphorical shoes. 159 00:08:11,509 --> 00:08:15,131 He can't walk in my actual shoes. He has the feet of a toddler. 160 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:20,363 So, how are you gonna return the DVD if the store went out of business? 161 00:08:21,177 --> 00:08:24,915 Monday morning I'll go downtown look up the owner's information. 162 00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:27,532 And send him the DVD. 163 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,942 Pay the late fee. 164 00:08:32,131 --> 00:08:36,319 And prove to Sheldon that you can have a problem and solve it... 165 00:08:37,508 --> 00:08:39,721 ...without acting like a complete lunatic. 166 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:41,278 Ah! 167 00:08:42,778 --> 00:08:44,816 And the man impersonating a bear would like everyone 168 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,754 to know that "Only you can prevent forest fires." 169 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,064 I don't get it. 170 00:08:52,272 --> 00:08:53,872 You didn't have Smokey the Bear in India? 171 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:57,252 No. Oh, is he anything like, uh, Mun-Mun the Mongoose? 172 00:08:58,265 --> 00:09:00,465 He taught us not to play with cobras. 173 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:05,043 You had to be taught not to play with cobras? 174 00:09:06,701 --> 00:09:09,334 You had to be taught not to burn down the forest? 175 00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:21,346 Hey, if you guys were hungry, why didn't you order something at the restaurant? 176 00:09:21,365 --> 00:09:23,226 We did, you never brought it. 177 00:09:25,405 --> 00:09:27,153 Oh, that's right. 178 00:09:27,177 --> 00:09:29,027 Nachos and a turkey club. 179 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,702 Not even close. 180 00:09:32,392 --> 00:09:35,901 Well, I was too busy standing up for my friend to worry about your... 181 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,719 I want to say 182 00:09:37,746 --> 00:09:38,733 salmon. 183 00:09:38,751 --> 00:09:40,904 You want to say sorry. 184 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,944 So, how are you gonna tell Raj abut what you did? 185 00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:50,649 What do you mean "how"? What's the big deal? 186 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:52,788 You told Lucy he was a pathetic mess. 187 00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:54,898 Then you made her cry and leave. 188 00:09:54,918 --> 00:09:56,624 Okay, you guys are overreacting. 189 00:09:56,646 --> 00:09:59,169 Raj is gonna appreciate how I had his back. 190 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,301 What is wrong with you, Penny?! 191 00:10:01,844 --> 00:10:04,947 You ruined any chance I had of getting back with Lucy! 192 00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:09,476 Now she knows I'm a desperate mess instead of just being pretty sure! 193 00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:13,316 It's Lucy. 194 00:10:13,349 --> 00:10:15,080 She wants to meet for coffee. 195 00:10:15,134 --> 00:10:17,210 I love you, Penny! 196 00:10:22,461 --> 00:10:24,564 Hey, what're you working on? 197 00:10:25,387 --> 00:10:28,204 I'm thinking about how one could use the fact 198 00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:32,342 that a rapidly rotating mirror turns virtual photons into real ones 199 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,169 as a method of observing dark energy. 200 00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:37,160 That's a pretty cool idea. 201 00:10:37,329 --> 00:10:40,742 Yeah. It's great you're here. I'd love to get an engineer's opinion. 202 00:10:40,783 --> 00:10:41,827 Sure. 203 00:10:41,844 --> 00:10:43,916 This chair is squeaky. 204 00:10:47,883 --> 00:10:50,079 Now, do I fix it or get a new one? 205 00:10:51,888 --> 00:10:54,075 Well, Sheldon, it took me all morning, 206 00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:56,659 but I found the owner of the video store. 207 00:10:56,683 --> 00:10:59,323 And I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep, 208 00:10:59,344 --> 00:11:01,263 drunk at the bottom of a pool. 209 00:11:02,642 --> 00:11:05,709 Anyway, there is no one to return the DVD to, 210 00:11:05,722 --> 00:11:09,183 so this issue is resolved. 211 00:11:09,562 --> 00:11:10,982 Ah... 212 00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:14,187 And I'd just like to point out that 213 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:17,730 even though the sweater was uncomfortable, I didn't use it as an excuse 214 00:11:17,759 --> 00:11:20,165 to antagonize everyone around me. 215 00:11:20,191 --> 00:11:23,473 You know, you could reimburse the video store owner's next of kin. 216 00:11:23,553 --> 00:11:25,470 Or it's resolved! 217 00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:30,197 Hey, that next of kin thing sounds pretty good. 218 00:11:31,497 --> 00:11:33,704 I believe this is yours. 219 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,138 Can I ask you guys a question? 220 00:11:41,179 --> 00:11:43,078 So, I'm seeing Lucy tomorrow night, 221 00:11:43,091 --> 00:11:45,359 and I've never hung out with someone who broke up with me. 222 00:11:45,369 --> 00:11:46,378 How do you do it? 223 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:49,331 You can't let her know you're hurting. You know, the key is confidence. 224 00:11:49,383 --> 00:11:51,402 Why is the key always confidence? 225 00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:54,556 How come it's never love handles and flop sweat? 226 00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,128 If this girl hurt you so much, are you sure you want to see her again? 227 00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:01,132 Well, if I may... 228 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,559 he has so little self-respect and is so desperate 229 00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:07,174 for the smallest crumb of affection, she could literally sleep with his own father 230 00:12:07,199 --> 00:12:09,119 in his own bed and post the video to YouTube, 231 00:12:09,136 --> 00:12:12,927 and he'd still buy her flowers and ask her to be his bride. 232 00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,046 He's right. 233 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,730 But in my defense, if we could survive that, 234 00:12:21,765 --> 00:12:23,511 we could survive anything. 235 00:12:25,104 --> 00:12:27,551 Well, if you're sure you want to do this, it's only coffee... 236 00:12:27,569 --> 00:12:29,966 just relax and see what happens. 237 00:12:30,297 --> 00:12:31,980 Well, can I say she looks nice? 238 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:32,849 Sure. 239 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:34,587 Can I tell her I miss her? 240 00:12:34,613 --> 00:12:36,157 Maybe, if she asks. 241 00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:37,819 Oh, can I show her an oil painting I made 242 00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:40,510 of us surrounded by our children and grandchildren? 243 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,303 I'd save that for the second date. 244 00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:48,744 Good, good. 'Cause no matter how hard I try, 245 00:12:48,762 --> 00:12:51,038 I cannot get the twins to look alike. 246 00:12:57,949 --> 00:12:58,874 What are you doing? 247 00:12:58,893 --> 00:13:01,780 Oh, I'm just trying to find the stupid next of kin 248 00:13:01,805 --> 00:13:05,149 to this stupid video store owner so I can return the DVD 249 00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:08,006 and see the look on Sheldon's stupid face 250 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:10,373 when he sees that I didn't let this get to me. 251 00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,887 Sheldon's not here. Why don't you take the sweater off? 252 00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:17,028 Th-Th-There's a principle at stake! 253 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,411 - Which is? - Oh, I don't know. 254 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,215 Who cares? Look at me! 255 00:13:21,196 --> 00:13:24,032 Oh, my God! Is that sweater made of bees? 256 00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:26,897 Come on, take it off. I won't tell. 257 00:13:26,921 --> 00:13:28,985 No, no, honey, if I take it off, Sheldon wins. 258 00:13:29,007 --> 00:13:30,082 Sweetie... 259 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,668 every night you don't kill him in his sleep, he wins. 260 00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:37,436 Nah, I-it's... it's almost done. 261 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:40,890 I just, I have to find... the next of kin, and send 'em the DVD 262 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:43,414 and then just wait for someone with my complexion to die 263 00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:45,210 so I can get a skin graft. 264 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,717 Smile. 265 00:13:48,921 --> 00:13:50,302 What-what is that? What is that for? 266 00:13:50,327 --> 00:13:53,084 So you can send it to Princeton and get your money back. 267 00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:59,164 I must say, Sheldon, 268 00:13:59,184 --> 00:14:02,689 you're handling this DVD business with an impressive amount of maturity. 269 00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:06,208 I don't know why that surprises you. I'm a grown man. 270 00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:11,410 As should be evident by this sport coat and very real flower in my lapel. 271 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:15,569 Is there some kind of new coping mechanism you're employing? 272 00:14:15,828 --> 00:14:18,716 The more interesting question you should be asking is, 273 00:14:18,736 --> 00:14:21,087 "What does this flower smell like?" 274 00:14:22,771 --> 00:14:24,601 I'm gonna go with sad. 275 00:14:26,051 --> 00:14:28,151 So what's the story with you and this DVD? 276 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,885 There's nothing to tell. 277 00:14:30,012 --> 00:14:33,595 Maybe I purchased a book entitled, <i>Don't Sweat the Small Stuff</i> 278 00:14:33,635 --> 00:14:37,210 and I followed its wise suggestions, one of which was: 279 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:39,192 stop and smell the flowers. 280 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,780 - Seriously? - Please. 281 00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:51,057 Ha-ha! 282 00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:53,553 Oh. 283 00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:01,915 - Hi. - Hello. 284 00:15:02,823 --> 00:15:05,404 - Oh, it's so good to see you. - You, too. 285 00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:06,719 Please, sit. 286 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,009 I, uh, I got you a cappuccino. I remembered it was your favorite. 287 00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:11,511 - Oh. - I also got crumb cake, 288 00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,925 but I remembered it was my favorite and I ate it. 289 00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,356 Anyway, uh, how are you? 290 00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,233 I'm pretty good. 291 00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:24,210 Listen, I just wanted to apologize for breaking up with you in an e-mail. 292 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,956 Well, and I ate all the crumb cake. We both made mistakes. 293 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:29,530 Okay. 294 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:33,940 I'm so happy you asked me here, and I hope we can hang out again sometime. 295 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,635 You know, as friends, lovemaking partners, whatever. 296 00:15:39,019 --> 00:15:40,786 Oh, uh... 297 00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:43,595 I'm kind of seeing someone. 298 00:15:45,386 --> 00:15:49,703 I think I know the answer to this, but just to be clear, it's not me, right? 299 00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:53,221 This is all your fault! 300 00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:55,550 I should've listened to Mun-Mun 301 00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:58,730 because I've been playing with a cobra and her name is Penny! 302 00:15:59,923 --> 00:16:02,292 Why are you so cruel? Do you enjoy my pain? 303 00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:04,390 There's a girl at the Cheesecake Factory I can set you up with. 304 00:16:04,408 --> 00:16:06,815 I love you, Penny! 305 00:16:09,964 --> 00:16:12,537 How is it I can conceptualize a methodology 306 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,773 of examining dark matter in the universe 307 00:16:14,798 --> 00:16:17,818 but can't figure out how to fix a novelty squirt flower? 308 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:20,633 I think the real question is, 309 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:24,221 why do you waste your time with cheap, childish pranks? 310 00:16:24,452 --> 00:16:26,290 There's probably a deep reason. 311 00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:30,709 Which I'd be happy to discuss with you over some peanut brittle in a can. 312 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,643 Okay, Sheldon, I am out of options! 313 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:37,618 Video store owner, Nursis Manookian, 314 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,397 has no next of kin! 315 00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:42,228 Well, you seem hot under the collar... 316 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,912 or is that the sweater? 317 00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:47,595 Oh, oh, no, no. I-It's because I spent all afternoon 318 00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:50,295 at the Armenian church where his funeral mass was held. 319 00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:53,470 According to Father Solakian, no one attended. 320 00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,520 Luckily, my trip wasn't a complete waste. 321 00:16:55,539 --> 00:16:56,942 I lit a candle and prayed for your death. 322 00:16:56,963 --> 00:16:59,652 But I'm not Armenian, so it probably won't work! 323 00:17:01,857 --> 00:17:03,689 This is over, right? 324 00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:05,630 Oh, not necessarily. 325 00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:12,138 I suggest you look for long-lost relatives either in Armenia or Lebanon. 326 00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,992 Listen to me, Sheldon. 327 00:17:16,045 --> 00:17:21,588 I am not going to Lebanon to return <i>Super Mario Bros.</i> The movie! 328 00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:25,508 You know, it might be fun. 329 00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,132 You love hummus. 330 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,791 Why isn't this bothering you? 331 00:17:30,822 --> 00:17:33,083 I-Isn't your brain getting itchy? 332 00:17:33,465 --> 00:17:35,398 This is on your card. 333 00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:40,810 This could be ruining your credit score! Why isn't this making you crazy? 334 00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:43,816 Leonard... 335 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,530 I have something to tell you, 336 00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:50,398 but I want you to promise not to flip out. 337 00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:51,985 What? 338 00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:55,265 Seven years ago, 339 00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:59,011 I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it. 340 00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:08,440 What? 341 00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:14,168 I was going to mention it at the time, but then I thought, some day, 342 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,051 this might be a teachable moment. 343 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,850 Hah... 344 00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:43,516 I... You... How can... 345 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,292 What?! 346 00:18:50,264 --> 00:18:51,720 Sheldon... 347 00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:53,602 that was diabolical. 348 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,887 I know. 349 00:18:57,226 --> 00:18:58,537 And it wasn't easy. 350 00:18:58,562 --> 00:19:01,604 Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years 351 00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:05,019 and never know if you're going to finally get satisfaction? 352 00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:13,576 Wow. 353 00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:15,772 You're even prettier than Penny said. 354 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,464 I can't believe a girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend. 355 00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:19,292 Well, I don't. 356 00:19:19,311 --> 00:19:21,323 I don't believe you, you're lying to me! 357 00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:24,827 - What? - Oh, it's okay. 358 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,807 I have no morals and I'm desperately lonely. 359 00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:30,353 I'll be the other man if you want a little something-something on the side. 360 00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,724 What is wrong with you?! 361 00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:34,347 What is wrong with you?! 362 00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,706 What is wrong with you?! 363 00:19:37,305 --> 00:20:37,887 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm