"The Big Bang Theory" The Sales Call Sublimation

1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,469 I'm glad to see you made it safely. 2 00:00:05,471 --> 00:00:06,904 How's your hotel? 3 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:10,141 It's not the best Best Western I've been to, 4 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:11,876 but I'd say it's... 5 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:14,879 the third best Best Western I've been to. 6 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:16,514 I know how you feel. 7 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:20,518 The Best Buy by my house is only the third best Best Buy. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,253 They have the best buys, 9 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,989 but having the best buys isn't the only thing 10 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:28,292 that makes a Best Buy the best Best Buy. 11 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:33,030 What makes a best Best Buy the best Best Buy? 12 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,332 Mm, that's a great question. 13 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,901 I like when they're next to a Chipotle. 14 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:40,738 Okay, well, I should unpack. 15 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:41,706 All right. 16 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,608 Enjoy the neurobiology conference. 17 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,775 I will. 18 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:47,378 I... wish you were here. 19 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,380 At a neurobiology conference? 20 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,549 What a mean thing to say. 21 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:56,153 Okay, I'm glad you're<i> not</i> here? 22 00:00:56,155 --> 00:00:58,155 Aw, you always know just what to say 23 00:00:58,157 --> 00:01:00,258 after I tell you what to say. 24 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,727 Good-bye, Sheldon. 25 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,061 Bye. 26 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,863 Oh! Good news, gentlemen. 27 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,732 Amy's at a conference this weekend, 28 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:11,202 which means I'm available to be entertained, hmm. 29 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:15,840 As today's youth might put it: Who wants to get their Sheld-on? 30 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:18,943 Bernie and I are getting the house ready for the remodel. 31 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,045 We could always use an extra pair of hands. 32 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,347 That sounds awful. Raj? 33 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:26,117 Uh, I've got time booked in the telescope room all weekend 34 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,218 scanning for rogue planets. 35 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,920 You're more than welcome to join me. 36 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,888 That's the one to beat. Leonard? 37 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:34,492 Oh, if anything, I'm trying to get my Sheld-off. 38 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:36,961 Well, then it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations. 39 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,697 Well, I should warn you, it's just looking at data 40 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,933 for hours and hours on a computer screen. 41 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,201 Uh, stop selling it, kid. You won. 42 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,940 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 43 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:52,276 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 44 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,878 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 45 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,447 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 46 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,116 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪<i> We built the pyramids</i> ♪ 47 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,786 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 48 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,688 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 49 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,232 ♪<i> Bang!</i> ♪ 50 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:12,615 Hey. 51 00:02:12,617 --> 00:02:13,855 Hey. Hello. - Hi. 52 00:02:13,856 --> 00:02:15,022 How was your day? 53 00:02:15,024 --> 00:02:16,123 Oh, not good. 54 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,325 Still couldn't get in to see Dr. Gallo. 55 00:02:18,327 --> 00:02:19,927 A doctor? 56 00:02:20,897 --> 00:02:22,363 Well, I hope you're not contagious. 57 00:02:22,365 --> 00:02:24,431 I've got a weekend in the telescope room 58 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:27,101 I've been excited about for almost three minutes. 59 00:02:28,704 --> 00:02:29,970 I'm not sick. It's for work. 60 00:02:29,972 --> 00:02:32,306 There's this doctor who refuses to see any sales reps. 61 00:02:32,308 --> 00:02:33,941 I've been trying to get in for months. 62 00:02:33,943 --> 00:02:35,476 Well, did you try wearing the shirt 63 00:02:35,478 --> 00:02:37,111 I said was inappropriate for work? 64 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:39,947 Well, the doctor's a woman, but... 65 00:02:39,949 --> 00:02:42,149 yes, because you never know. 66 00:02:43,152 --> 00:02:44,585 What kind of doctor is she? 67 00:02:44,587 --> 00:02:46,587 Um, a psychiatrist. Why? 68 00:02:46,589 --> 00:02:48,989 Well, what if you make an appointment as a patient? 69 00:02:48,991 --> 00:02:50,724 Then you'll get to talk to her. 70 00:02:50,726 --> 00:02:52,826 Yeah, they already know I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep. 71 00:02:52,828 --> 00:02:54,528 Oh. What if Leonard made an appointment 72 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:56,563 and tried to lay some groundwork for you? 73 00:02:56,565 --> 00:02:57,998 That's interesting. 74 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,767 I'm not gonna make a fake appointment 75 00:02:59,769 --> 00:03:00,734 with a psychiatrist. 76 00:03:00,736 --> 00:03:02,503 What would I say is wrong with me? 77 00:03:02,505 --> 00:03:04,038 Low self-esteem. Social anxiety. 78 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,373 Sexual insecurity. 79 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,809 None of that is true. 80 00:03:08,811 --> 00:03:11,645 Uh, denial. See, sweetie, the list goes on and on. 81 00:03:11,647 --> 00:03:13,180 That's just crazy. 82 00:03:13,182 --> 00:03:15,282 How would my going in there even help you? 83 00:03:15,284 --> 00:03:17,584 I don't know. You could talk to her, and maybe if it comes up, 84 00:03:17,586 --> 00:03:18,986 you could ask if she's heard about the drug. 85 00:03:18,988 --> 00:03:20,220 What if I get caught? 86 00:03:20,222 --> 00:03:21,655 Fear of failure! Lack of confidence! 87 00:03:21,657 --> 00:03:23,557 Kind of a wuss! 88 00:03:25,027 --> 00:03:26,226 Fine, I'll do it. 89 00:03:26,228 --> 00:03:28,762 But not because of them, because I love you. 90 00:03:28,764 --> 00:03:29,496 Thank you. 91 00:03:29,498 --> 00:03:30,698 Pushover. Spineless. 92 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,598 Still hasn't bought milk 93 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,534 even though I told him two days ago! 94 00:03:38,441 --> 00:03:40,407 That was incredible. 95 00:03:40,409 --> 00:03:41,909 It was. 96 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,911 I just wish Stuart wasn't around 97 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:45,980 so we didn't have to be so quiet. 98 00:03:45,982 --> 00:03:47,414 I know. 99 00:03:47,416 --> 00:03:49,149 It's not like he returns the favor 100 00:03:49,151 --> 00:03:52,653 when he watches his Japanese porn cartoons. 101 00:03:53,823 --> 00:03:55,723 You guys got a minute, 102 00:03:55,725 --> 00:03:57,291 or are you still cuddling? 103 00:03:58,728 --> 00:04:00,260 What is it, Stuart? 104 00:04:00,262 --> 00:04:01,929 Can I come in? 105 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:03,230 Hang on. 106 00:04:03,232 --> 00:04:05,265 Should I send him away? 107 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:06,500 No, it's okay. 108 00:04:06,502 --> 00:04:09,036 Thanks, Bernie. 109 00:04:11,407 --> 00:04:12,906 What's up? 110 00:04:12,908 --> 00:04:14,575 Uh, well, I know 111 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:17,011 the remodel is coming up, so I thought I'd make it easy 112 00:04:17,013 --> 00:04:19,279 on you guys and find my own place. 113 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:21,148 Wow. 114 00:04:21,150 --> 00:04:24,218 I thought I was done getting lucky tonight. 115 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,553 So, when are you thinking of moving? 116 00:04:26,555 --> 00:04:28,355 Uh, actually, I already found an apartment, 117 00:04:28,357 --> 00:04:29,957 so in a couple of days. 118 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:33,160 Oh. Okay. 119 00:04:33,162 --> 00:04:35,729 Sorry to see you go? 120 00:04:35,731 --> 00:04:39,400 Okay, well, thank you guys for everything. 121 00:04:39,402 --> 00:04:41,335 I-I really appreciate it. 122 00:04:41,337 --> 00:04:42,469 You're very welcome. 123 00:04:45,341 --> 00:04:46,373 Hmm. 124 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,142 What? 125 00:04:48,144 --> 00:04:51,812 Hmm, I just have never been in this room while you're awake. 126 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:59,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 127 00:05:02,291 --> 00:05:04,391 What are you doing? 128 00:05:04,393 --> 00:05:08,195 Uh, making sure the telescope's camera is white-field balanced. 129 00:05:08,197 --> 00:05:09,963 Hmm. 130 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:11,932 What are you doing now? 131 00:05:11,934 --> 00:05:14,401 Still making sure the telescope's camera 132 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:17,438 is white-field balanced. Oh, I see. 133 00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:23,110 How about now? 134 00:05:23,112 --> 00:05:25,779 Now I'm making sure the telescope's camera 135 00:05:25,781 --> 00:05:28,849 is white-field balanced and wishing you had a coloring book. 136 00:05:28,851 --> 00:05:31,285 Well, I can be helpful. 137 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:32,753 Give me something to do. 138 00:05:32,755 --> 00:05:35,022 You know, my father took me to work once, 139 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:36,657 and in ten minutes I figured out 140 00:05:36,659 --> 00:05:38,358 who'd been stealing from the cash register. 141 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,460 It was my father. 142 00:05:39,462 --> 00:05:41,962 Yeah, Dad lost his job, 143 00:05:41,964 --> 00:05:45,632 but Mr. Hinckley gave me a Fudgsicle. 144 00:05:45,634 --> 00:05:47,968 Fine, you want something to do? 145 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:51,205 There's about six months of data on this hard drive. 146 00:05:51,207 --> 00:05:53,273 Why don't you go through it and see if you can spot 147 00:05:53,275 --> 00:05:54,308 any patterns or anomalies. 148 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,577 Yep, I'm on it. Hey, look at that! 149 00:05:56,579 --> 00:06:00,781 An Indian guy outsourcing a computer job to a white fella. 150 00:06:00,783 --> 00:06:03,283 Yeah, okay, whatever it takes 151 00:06:03,285 --> 00:06:05,119 to keep you busy for a few hours. 152 00:06:05,121 --> 00:06:07,955 Found one. 153 00:06:07,957 --> 00:06:09,056 No, you didn't. 154 00:06:09,058 --> 00:06:11,625 There are millions of data points there. 155 00:06:11,627 --> 00:06:14,361 But, look, an optical transient. 156 00:06:14,363 --> 00:06:15,963 Yeah, maybe that<i> is</i> something. 157 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:18,265 How did you find that? It wasn't difficult. 158 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:21,502 You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red, 159 00:06:21,504 --> 00:06:23,137 but when they're twin primes, 160 00:06:23,139 --> 00:06:25,239 they're pink and smell like gasoline? 161 00:06:26,775 --> 00:06:28,208 No. 162 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:31,411 Oh. I guess I'm a special boy. 163 00:06:31,413 --> 00:06:34,114 You know, sometimes when a boy is special, 164 00:06:34,116 --> 00:06:36,049 he gets a Fudgsicle. 165 00:06:36,051 --> 00:06:39,219 Which, by the way, tastes like the speed of light. 166 00:06:41,924 --> 00:06:44,324 Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. 167 00:06:44,326 --> 00:06:45,726 Ah, it's my pleasure. 168 00:06:45,728 --> 00:06:46,727 I'm curious, 169 00:06:46,729 --> 00:06:49,563 are you related to Dr. Beverly Hofstadter? 170 00:06:49,565 --> 00:06:52,065 Uh, she's my mother. You know her? 171 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,167 No, not personally, 172 00:06:53,169 --> 00:06:55,169 but I have read all of her books. 173 00:06:55,171 --> 00:06:57,304 Well, then you know her better than I do. 174 00:06:57,306 --> 00:06:59,206 Well, I'm not so sure about that. 175 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,608 But I can tell you I do not agree 176 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:04,444 with her theories on child rearing at all. 177 00:07:04,446 --> 00:07:06,647 Really? 178 00:07:06,649 --> 00:07:09,383 Any chance you find them cold, cruel and unsuitable 179 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:12,886 for innocent little boys who just want to be happy? 180 00:07:12,888 --> 00:07:14,321 Well, I didn't want to say it... 181 00:07:14,323 --> 00:07:15,789 No, no, say it. Sing it. 182 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:18,825 Rent a plane, write it in the sky. 183 00:07:18,827 --> 00:07:20,294 Sounds like you're holding on 184 00:07:20,296 --> 00:07:22,829 to quite a bit of anger towards her. 185 00:07:22,831 --> 00:07:23,864 Oh, no, I-I've worked through 186 00:07:23,866 --> 00:07:25,265 a lot of that stuff; I'm better now. 187 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:26,300 Mm. Good for you. 188 00:07:26,302 --> 00:07:27,734 Do you know she never let me 189 00:07:27,736 --> 00:07:29,436 celebrate my birthday because being born 190 00:07:29,438 --> 00:07:32,439 was her achievement, not mine? 191 00:07:32,441 --> 00:07:33,674 That's heartbreaking. 192 00:07:33,676 --> 00:07:36,977 Right? To this day, I send her a card every year 193 00:07:36,979 --> 00:07:39,580 with a little money in it. 194 00:07:40,749 --> 00:07:44,084 You know, once we get the house back to ourselves, 195 00:07:44,086 --> 00:07:47,087 we can be romantic in any room we want. 196 00:07:47,089 --> 00:07:50,390 Great. I can finally show you where the laundry room is. 197 00:07:52,261 --> 00:07:54,194 Boy, who would've thought 198 00:07:54,196 --> 00:07:56,930 when you asked me to move in and help take care of your mom, 199 00:07:56,932 --> 00:07:58,432 I'd still be here two years later? 200 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:01,301 Nobody thought that. No one. 201 00:08:02,671 --> 00:08:04,204 Well, that's it. 202 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:05,839 I guess so. 203 00:08:07,543 --> 00:08:09,910 This is weird. 204 00:08:09,912 --> 00:08:13,847 Yeah. A grown man moving into his own apartment. 205 00:08:13,849 --> 00:08:15,749 Crazy times. See ya! 206 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,353 Ignore him. 207 00:08:19,355 --> 00:08:21,555 He's just using humor to express how... 208 00:08:21,557 --> 00:08:23,690 happy he is. 209 00:08:23,692 --> 00:08:26,093 It's okay. I know he loves me. 210 00:08:26,095 --> 00:08:28,095 Sure he does. 211 00:08:30,933 --> 00:08:33,367 Well, let us know when you're all settled in. 212 00:08:33,369 --> 00:08:37,137 I will. And I really can't thank you guys enough. 213 00:08:37,139 --> 00:08:38,872 Our pleasure. 214 00:08:38,874 --> 00:08:41,208 Bye. Bye. 215 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:44,845 He's gone! 216 00:08:44,847 --> 00:08:47,381 Let's start in the garage! 217 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,738 Okay, so once we receive the next image 218 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,674 and compare it to the ones we've already collected, 219 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,309 we'll know what it is that we found. 220 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:08,112 Ooh, perhaps it's a Heliosheath scintillation. 221 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,415 It could be a trans-Neptunian object. 222 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,417 Maybe it's a new planet. 223 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,819 Unlikely, but it could be a dwarf planet. 224 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,354 Well, as long as it has a healthy gravity 225 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,922 and all its moons, I'll be happy. 226 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:21,893 Okay, the final image is coming in. 227 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,861 And the object we discovered is... 228 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,263 Come on, 229 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:29,267 Daddy needs a livable planet he can rule with an iron fist. 230 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,936 A medium-sized asteroid. 231 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,338 That's it? 232 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,839 How common. 233 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:38,376 That's the chicken fingers on the menu of space. 234 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,144 I kind of like chicken fingers. 235 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,714 Yeah, me, too. I was stuck for a metaphor. 236 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,049 Come on, a medium-sized asteroid 237 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,984 is still an interesting discovery. 238 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,686 I suppose it could end up 239 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:52,490 on a collision course with Earth and destroy life as we know it. 240 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,059 You dream different than me. 241 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,596 It is kind of cute. 242 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,765 Yeah, it is. And you know we get to name it. 243 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,268 We better choose a name no one can make fun of. 244 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,739 Sir Frederick William Herschel didn't do Uranus any favors. 245 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,344 Hi. 246 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,179 Hey, how'd it go? Oh, great. 247 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,348 Dr. Gallo is terrific. 248 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,716 You know, I-I've always been insecure 249 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,618 that no one cares about what I have to say, 250 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,819 but she made me see... 251 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,589 Yeah, no one cares. Did you help me out or not? 252 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,691 Okay, n-now, what I'm hearing 253 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,860 is that you feel that I sometimes take too long 254 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,194 to express myself, 255 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,963 and you wish I'd be more succinct. 256 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,997 You're only hearing that because 257 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,233 I cannot roll my eyes any louder. 258 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,302 All right, well, after we talked about my issues with my mother-- 259 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,038 nothing too deep, just how she ruined my life-- 260 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,407 I told her about you 261 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,642 and your drug; she said she'd be happy to meet you. 262 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,743 Really? 263 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,413 Oh, you're the best husband ever! 264 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:52,417 So you'll go to the Doctor Who convention with me next week? 265 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,985 I guess. 266 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,089 Oh, I actually did hear your eyes roll that time. 267 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,928 Boy, when was the last time Stuart cleaned this place? 268 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,296 No kidding. 269 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,131 Oh, okay, I'm about to suck something up. 270 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,233 What do you think this object sounds like? 271 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,470 Howie, I don't want to play Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore. 272 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,774 So, what do you think we should do with this room? 273 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,177 Well, I was thinking a home theater or a gaming room-- 274 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,412 you know, like a man cave. 275 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,880 Why can't it be a woman cave? 276 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,916 As long as it has a home theater, a video game system 277 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,017 and you're not allowed in it, 278 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,252 you can call it whatever you want. 279 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,254 I'm being serious. 280 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,490 Well, what do you think we should do? 281 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,591 I don't know, 282 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,060 maybe a home office or... 283 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,528 Oh. 284 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,963 Look. 285 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,899 The teddy bear Stuart won the night we took him to the fair. 286 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,100 Oh. 287 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,170 He was so excited. 288 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,405 Yeah. 289 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,173 You know, no matter how hard they tried, 290 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,909 they could not guess his age. 291 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,612 I'll give it to him next time I see him. 292 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,285 Have you heard from him since he left? 293 00:11:56,309 --> 00:11:57,503 No. 294 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,551 You'd think he would've called once he got settled in. 295 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,253 Hmm. Maybe he's busy. 296 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,788 Too busy to call? He wasn't too busy 297 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:07,091 to binge-watch<i> Hot in Cleveland</i> with my Hulu password. 298 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,162 What is happening? 299 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,664 Are we missing him? 300 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:17,268 No, that's not what this feeling is. 301 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,437 Is it? 302 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,839 Of course not. He drove us crazy. 303 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,641 Like when you were gonna make that pie 304 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:27,245 and Stuart ate all the blueberries. 305 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,481 And he tried to deny it, but his teeth were all purple. 306 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,218 That was pretty cute. 307 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,420 Yeah. 308 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,222 Ew, we<i> are</i> missing him! 309 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,328 So I was thinking, maybe we can come up with a name 310 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,964 for the asteroid by combining our names. 311 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,432 That's a great idea. 312 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,934 I've got it. 313 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,803 We'll call it... Cooper. 314 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,274 How is that both our names? 315 00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,378 "Koo" from Koothrappali and "per" from Cooper. 316 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,047 Yeah, s-so it's, like, Kooper with a "K"? 317 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,749 Nah, you're right, that's dumb. 318 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,084 Hey. 319 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,486 Oh, Leonard, great news. 320 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,923 We discovered a medium-sized asteroid together. 321 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,624 Wow, that's amazing! 322 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,693 I'm in a pretty great mood today myself. 323 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,696 Okay. Guess we're gonna talk about you now. 324 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,599 Well, we are, because Dr. Gallo made me realize 325 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,368 that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter. 326 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:28,372 I learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you. 327 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,776 Okay, back to me. 328 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,679 I discovered an asteroid, and now I get to name it. 329 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,380 Wait, what happened to us? 330 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,615 Now, this isn't about us, 331 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,784 this is about what's best for the asteroid. 332 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,254 What are you thinking of naming it? 333 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,956 I haven't settled on anything yet. 334 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,791 <i>We</i> haven't settled on anything yet. 335 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,328 All right, way to go, Cat Poster. You hang in there. 336 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,863 You know what'd be nice? Name it after your girlfriends. 337 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,432 Show them how much you care. 338 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,834 That is a great idea. 339 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,135 It's perfect. 340 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,438 It appears romantic, but it's really just 341 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,706 a rock in space that gets me 342 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,240 out of Valentine's Day forever. 343 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,079 So, uh, what were you thinking? Combine their names? 344 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,380 I like it. 345 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,416 Yeah, we'll take the "A-M" from Amy and, uh, 346 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,152 the "Y" from Emily. 347 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,788 That's just Amy. 348 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,991 Exactly. See how well we work together? 349 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,894 And in double-blind studies, 350 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,230 Placinex proved extremely effective in treating 351 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,832 all kinds of anxiety. 352 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,001 Actually, funny story-- the boys in the lab 353 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,703 were worried about getting FDA approval for Placinex; 354 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,939 they started taking it, stopped worrying. 355 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,942 Got it. 356 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,276 Uh, do you have any questions? 357 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,646 Just one. Mm-hmm? 358 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,714 When you made your husband pretend to be a patient 359 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:48,252 so you could get access to me, what were you thinking there? 360 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,523 I just... meant a question about the drug. 361 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,459 Yeah, I know what you meant. 362 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,927 Let's put that aside for a minute 363 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,597 and talk about why you married Leonard. 364 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,033 I don't wanna. 365 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,070 Here is a man raised by an overbearing woman 366 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,907 who completely dominated every aspect of his formative years. 367 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,842 Do you think 368 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,344 he's perpetuating that relationship 369 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,380 by seeking out a partner like you? 370 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,152 You know, I used to wear tank tops a lot. 371 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,621 That was a big selling point. 372 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,625 Hi, Sheldon. What's up? 373 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,961 Good news. You're an asteroid. 374 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:37,334 Uh... please tell me what to say next. 375 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,136 Perhaps I should explain. 376 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,971 While working with Koothrappali, 377 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,308 we discovered an asteroid, and I named it after you. 378 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,410 Oh. 379 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,512 Sheldon, thank you. 380 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,347 That's so romantic. 381 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,916 But what about Rajesh? 382 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,984 He was okay with you choosing the name? 383 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,720 Well, it took a little negotiating, 384 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,021 but I wore him down. 385 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,522 Uh, we get the asteroid, 386 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,224 and if you and I have children, 387 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:03,761 they all have to be named Rajesh. 388 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,097 All of them? 389 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,899 Even the girls. 390 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,503 Okay, I think I know what to say now. 391 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,340 How can I not sound like his mother 392 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,342 when our entire bedroom is filled with Star Wars toys? 393 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,944 I mean, have you ever had sex 394 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,713 with a stuffed Wookiee watching you? 395 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,549 I went to college in the '70s; it was a hairier time. 396 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,119 I'm gonna say yes. 397 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,588 You know, if anything, he's turning me into his mother. 398 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,023 Before I did pharmaceutical sales, I was an actress. 399 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,658 You know, I was pretty good. 400 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,194 You know, girl-next-door type, but hot. 401 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,430 Doable. 402 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,698 Hmm. 403 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,333 And not only am I Leonard's mother, 404 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,102 but we have this man-child living with us named Sheldon. 405 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:48,339 Oh, Leonard talked a lot about him. 406 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,408 I wasn't sure if he was real. 407 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,811 Yeah, he's as real as the fine I get 408 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,947 when I use too much toilet paper. 409 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,551 Wow, you really do have a lot on your plate. 410 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,920 I do. 411 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,321 You know, 412 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,389 Leonard's right. 413 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,258 Talking to you is really helping. 414 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,759 Oh, I'm glad. 415 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,494 You know, you might also benefit 416 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,863 from a prescription for anxiety. 417 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,832 Okay, if you think it'll help. 418 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,367 Oh, just don't make it Placinex. 419 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,969 I do not need sudden fits of homicidal rage. 420 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,575 I miss you. 421 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,210 I miss you as well. 422 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,279 I can't believe I miss Stuart. 423 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,081 I guess I just miss when life was simpler. 424 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,950 Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 425 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,251 Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 426 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,421 Remember, girls, you decide what makes you happy, 427 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,024 not your emotionally withholding mothers. 428 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,026 Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 429 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,262 Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard! 430 00:18:01,725 --> 00:18:03,692 I really miss this. 430 00:18:04,305 --> 00:19:04,746 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-