"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" The Reindeer Hunter

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:17,641 --> 00:00:21,379 Ho, ho, ho! We've got snow, snow, snow! 3 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:25,351 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! 4 00:00:25,384 --> 00:00:27,087 Ho, ho, ho! 5 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,557 (SIREN WAILING) 6 00:00:33,796 --> 00:00:35,065 (GROANING) 7 00:00:36,299 --> 00:00:37,500 Miami. 8 00:00:38,569 --> 00:00:40,438 Humidity will kill you. 9 00:00:40,906 --> 00:00:42,774 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 10 00:00:42,808 --> 00:00:44,777 Donner, Blitzen. 11 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,083 (GRUNTING) 12 00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:54,056 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 13 00:00:54,757 --> 00:00:55,759 (BOTH GASP) 14 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:01,632 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 15 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:08,776 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(CAR HONKING) 16 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,647 (SQUAWKS) 17 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:15,351 (SQUEAKING) 18 00:01:15,384 --> 00:01:21,926 Boy, having these guys around sure makes things more Christmassy, eh, Spike? 19 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,497 (CHATTERING) 20 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:28,468 -Yeah, mine are numb, too. -(BANGING ON DOOR) 21 00:01:30,104 --> 00:01:32,508 Do your thing, boss monkey man. 22 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:37,213 Sushi, yummy, yummy. 23 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:40,351 Phew! 24 00:01:40,384 --> 00:01:41,753 Ugly landlord alert. 25 00:01:41,787 --> 00:01:43,622 Yes? 26 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:46,192 Oh, Ebenezer Scrooge. 27 00:01:46,225 --> 00:01:47,628 -(GROWLS) -What's that? 28 00:01:47,661 --> 00:01:50,565 I think I hear The Ghost of Christmas Past paging you. 29 00:01:50,598 --> 00:01:52,500 -(MISTLETOE TINKLING) -Ooh. 30 00:01:53,869 --> 00:01:57,607 Garlic... Keeps the bloodsuckers away. 31 00:01:57,641 --> 00:02:00,678 I didn't come for the rent, Ventura. 32 00:02:00,711 --> 00:02:02,948 One of my walls is icing over. 33 00:02:05,885 --> 00:02:09,256 I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Mr. Shickadance. 34 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:11,059 My heater's not working. 35 00:02:11,092 --> 00:02:15,131 I believe that violates some sort of renter's right, doesn't it? 36 00:02:15,164 --> 00:02:17,201 Skip the routine, Ventura. 37 00:02:17,234 --> 00:02:22,340 The place is called Surfside Apartments, not Snowside Apartments. 38 00:02:22,373 --> 00:02:24,810 No snow allowed. 39 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:27,848 Well, I regret to inform you, old Shickypants, 40 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,618 but the sign outside says, "No pets." 41 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:34,089 And until it says, "No snow," see you later! 42 00:02:34,122 --> 00:02:35,258 (GRUNTING) 43 00:02:36,392 --> 00:02:39,396 La-hoo-se-her. 44 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:40,932 (RINGING) 45 00:02:40,966 --> 00:02:42,534 -Ace here. -(SANTA TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 46 00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:44,871 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Oh. 47 00:02:44,904 --> 00:02:48,542 Oh, Donner and Blitzen? Really? 48 00:02:48,575 --> 00:02:52,748 Please, the fate of Christmas depends on the return of my reindeer. 49 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,719 Well, if you're really Santa Claus, 50 00:02:55,752 --> 00:02:59,657 you'd know what you got me last year, huh, huh? 51 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:01,425 Can you answer that, mister? 52 00:03:01,459 --> 00:03:03,095 Can you? 53 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:07,935 Yes, that would be the Madame Bouffant home hairstyler, deluxe model. 54 00:03:12,073 --> 00:03:16,178 Your Majesty, King of Elves, I'm on my way. 55 00:03:19,817 --> 00:03:22,621 I'm on a very big case, Mr. Shickadance. 56 00:03:22,655 --> 00:03:24,790 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 57 00:03:26,259 --> 00:03:27,694 (GASPS) 58 00:03:27,727 --> 00:03:29,497 (BRAKES SCREECH) 59 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:33,001 ACE: Happy holidays, then! Bye-bye now! 60 00:03:34,436 --> 00:03:38,008 Ventura! 61 00:03:38,042 --> 00:03:42,180 And when I emerged, they had disappeared. Vanished. 62 00:03:42,213 --> 00:03:47,087 Amazing! You look exactly like I remember you. 63 00:03:50,425 --> 00:03:52,728 All righty, then. 64 00:03:53,295 --> 00:03:54,830 Hmm. 65 00:03:57,867 --> 00:04:00,371 A highly common combination of gravel and roofing tar. 66 00:04:00,404 --> 00:04:03,909 I don't recommend eating it. Sticks to the teeth, gums up the plumbing. 67 00:04:03,942 --> 00:04:08,148 However, it makes for an excellent lead. 68 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,119 Huh? 69 00:04:11,152 --> 00:04:14,223 Monkeys are smart. They know where to forage. 70 00:04:14,256 --> 00:04:15,524 (HOOTING) 71 00:04:15,558 --> 00:04:18,729 In this case, it would be your facial flavor saver or beard. 72 00:04:18,762 --> 00:04:21,099 My guess is he's found homemade fruitcake crumbs 73 00:04:21,132 --> 00:04:23,802 which may have collected there during your long journey. 74 00:04:23,836 --> 00:04:26,172 Uh, peanut brittle, actually. 75 00:04:26,206 --> 00:04:27,407 (CHUCKLES) 76 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,813 So, uh, know of anyone here in Miami who hates your guts? 77 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:34,684 -What? -The motive, man. 78 00:04:34,717 --> 00:04:40,324 There's no ransom note, so that leaves revenge. 79 00:04:40,357 --> 00:04:41,393 Well, I... 80 00:04:41,426 --> 00:04:44,764 We'll start with your naughty list. Cough it up. 81 00:04:45,898 --> 00:04:52,173 It's as good a place as any to fish for suspects. 82 00:04:53,675 --> 00:04:57,080 Chill out at my place. This could take a while. 83 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,918 Suspect number one. 84 00:05:00,951 --> 00:05:04,389 Akak's been a naughty fat fried burger clown. 85 00:05:04,423 --> 00:05:08,328 Let's hope he hasn't added 1,600 pounds of flying venison to the menu. 86 00:05:08,362 --> 00:05:09,363 (SQUEAKING) 87 00:05:13,268 --> 00:05:14,870 We'll need disguises. 88 00:05:26,219 --> 00:05:28,354 (GROANS, GASPS) 89 00:05:28,388 --> 00:05:32,394 Reindeer to go. I guess he used the drive-through. 90 00:05:32,427 --> 00:05:34,530 (GRUNTING) 91 00:05:34,564 --> 00:05:37,668 All right, you, hand over the... 92 00:05:37,701 --> 00:05:39,937 Toys? 93 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:43,241 My profound apologies, greasy burger laugh master. 94 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:51,285 Okay, naughty guy, hand over those reindeer or else... 95 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:52,921 All righty, then. 96 00:05:52,955 --> 00:05:56,226 I'm looking for... (SCREAMS) 97 00:05:56,259 --> 00:05:57,427 (GASPING, GROANING) 98 00:05:57,861 --> 00:05:58,996 Hand over! 99 00:05:59,029 --> 00:06:01,733 Hand it over! Hand over! Hand it over! 100 00:06:01,766 --> 00:06:03,602 Hey, hey, hey! 101 00:06:03,635 --> 00:06:06,839 (YELLING, SCREAMING) 102 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:12,280 All right, you, you... 103 00:06:12,313 --> 00:06:14,250 Larry Asnavor. 104 00:06:14,283 --> 00:06:19,156 Asnavor? Aren't we out of the A's yet? Hands up! 105 00:06:19,189 --> 00:06:21,492 -(FRENCH ACCENT) All right. Don't shoot. -(ACCORDION MUSIC) 106 00:06:23,228 --> 00:06:25,899 Maybe I will, maybe I won't, see? 107 00:06:25,932 --> 00:06:27,867 You're gonna spill, see? 108 00:06:27,901 --> 00:06:30,671 -Now, talk. -Okay, okay. 109 00:06:30,704 --> 00:06:36,212 A big caper is going down tonight, a joint called the Louvre. 110 00:06:36,245 --> 00:06:37,447 ACE: Forget that! 111 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:41,019 Where are Prancer and the guys? Where are the reindeer? 112 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:44,356 I don't know. Why don't you ask those two guys over there? 113 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:45,891 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 114 00:06:49,095 --> 00:06:51,065 Spank you very much. 115 00:06:52,066 --> 00:06:54,703 Season's greetings, merry gentlemen. 116 00:06:54,736 --> 00:07:00,110 If that's a sack full of toys for the children's orphanage, I'm a monkey's uncle. 117 00:07:00,144 --> 00:07:02,380 -(YELLS) -Did I not make myself clear? 118 00:07:02,414 --> 00:07:05,651 Christmas will not be destroyed while I'm on the case! 119 00:07:05,685 --> 00:07:06,886 (SCREAMING) 120 00:07:07,421 --> 00:07:08,922 Hold it! 121 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:13,762 He's got me. The monkey's uncle's got me. 122 00:07:13,796 --> 00:07:15,564 (BAWLING) 123 00:07:18,235 --> 00:07:19,069 (GASPS) 124 00:07:19,102 --> 00:07:21,505 MAN: So long, jerk. 125 00:07:23,775 --> 00:07:25,043 Uh-oh! 126 00:07:28,349 --> 00:07:30,184 (SCREAMING) 127 00:07:32,821 --> 00:07:34,022 (GRUNTS) 128 00:07:35,591 --> 00:07:37,327 (SCREAMING) 129 00:07:41,266 --> 00:07:43,134 -(SCREAMING) -(CRASHING) 130 00:07:45,871 --> 00:07:47,107 (EXHALES) 131 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:49,142 -(TEETH CHATTERING) -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 132 00:07:49,175 --> 00:07:50,478 -(GROANS) -(HEAVENLY MUSIC) 133 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:54,316 I see a white light. 134 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:56,719 Ace! 135 00:07:56,753 --> 00:08:00,057 -ACE: Emilio. Flabby guy with onion breath. -(GRUNTS) 136 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:02,694 Ace, you almost killed us. 137 00:08:02,727 --> 00:08:04,597 That's not important right now. 138 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:08,935 I need you to put out an APB on all helicopters in the Greater Miami area. 139 00:08:08,969 --> 00:08:10,838 (CHUCKLING) Why, Ventura? 140 00:08:10,872 --> 00:08:13,642 Somebody steal Santa's reindeer? 141 00:08:13,676 --> 00:08:15,210 (LAUGHING) 142 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:19,884 Heh, heh. Two somebodies, Aguado. They got away in a copter. 143 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,554 This lab coat belongs to one of them. 144 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:26,359 Ace, it's really hard for me to help you when you talk crazy talk. 145 00:08:26,392 --> 00:08:29,863 I may be cracked, but I'm not crazy. 146 00:08:29,897 --> 00:08:32,233 We were reared on Santa's reindeer. 147 00:08:32,267 --> 00:08:34,704 We have to get to the bottom of this. 148 00:08:34,737 --> 00:08:36,472 Sorry, Ace. I got to run. 149 00:08:36,505 --> 00:08:39,276 ACE: Don't talk to me about running. 150 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:41,913 I happen to be going to a fundraising formal 151 00:08:41,946 --> 00:08:44,316 with half of Miami's police force. 152 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:46,786 Here's your evidence, Ventura. 153 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:51,225 Well, you boys go ahead and enjoy your little yuletide back-patting party. 154 00:08:51,258 --> 00:08:57,033 -(GRUNTS) I'll be busy saving Christmas! -(ENGINE STARTS) 155 00:08:58,502 --> 00:08:59,670 (SNIFFING) 156 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:01,973 Huh? 157 00:09:02,006 --> 00:09:07,981 This has a rather distinct odor. Or, should I say fragrance? 158 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:12,220 Ladies' perfume on a thug? 159 00:09:12,754 --> 00:09:15,457 Research. 160 00:09:15,991 --> 00:09:17,394 (SNIFFING) 161 00:09:19,129 --> 00:09:21,732 -You shopping for someone special? -Sure am, ma'am. 162 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:25,338 I am shopping for a guilty egg-sucking dirtbag. 163 00:09:25,371 --> 00:09:26,372 (SNIFFING) 164 00:09:27,673 --> 00:09:30,911 I saw you fall off the roof before. Are you a cop? 165 00:09:30,944 --> 00:09:36,385 Private dick, a line of work which can also involve extreme physical duress, 166 00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:39,823 not to mention daintier tasks which allow me to keep in touch 167 00:09:39,856 --> 00:09:41,692 with my feminine side. 168 00:09:42,493 --> 00:09:44,296 (SNIFFING) 169 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:48,701 (THUDS) 170 00:09:49,904 --> 00:09:52,174 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 171 00:09:53,975 --> 00:09:59,683 Respiratory trauma brought on by, pee-yew, excessive perfume inhalation. 172 00:09:59,716 --> 00:10:00,818 He'll pull through. 173 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,554 I tried to make him stop. 174 00:10:02,587 --> 00:10:04,122 (SPIKE CHATTERING) 175 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:08,095 Perfume! Must try more! 176 00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:10,030 But you've tried them all. 177 00:10:10,063 --> 00:10:13,101 No! There must be an eau de toilette, 178 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:16,606 a bath bead, a cologne, a cedar egg! 179 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:18,575 (CRYING) 180 00:10:18,608 --> 00:10:21,212 What is this? 181 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:25,184 Oh, that's Odora, our most popular brand. 182 00:10:25,218 --> 00:10:26,519 What brand do you wear? 183 00:10:26,552 --> 00:10:28,188 Uh, Odora. 184 00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:29,423 (SNIFFING) 185 00:10:32,861 --> 00:10:33,795 Ah... 186 00:10:33,828 --> 00:10:38,401 Comparison shoppers say, "All righty, then." 187 00:10:41,672 --> 00:10:43,308 (CAR BRAKES SCREECH) 188 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,181 (GRUNTING) 189 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,284 Hmm. 190 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,889 Yes, time to do some disrepair work, 191 00:10:53,922 --> 00:10:56,592 a little something I call sabotage. 192 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:58,929 Clever. 193 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:02,901 That's why you're the big boss monkey man and I'm not. 194 00:11:10,845 --> 00:11:12,513 A-ha! 195 00:11:14,182 --> 00:11:17,520 All righty, boys, Ace is here for you. 196 00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:21,292 Say hello to freedom, sweet freedom! 197 00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:24,129 -(SCREAMING) -(GROWLING) 198 00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:25,965 Whoa! 199 00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:29,770 Blitzer, what big teeth you have. 200 00:11:29,803 --> 00:11:32,840 It's that jerk. He survived the fall. 201 00:11:32,874 --> 00:11:38,815 That's right. I'm like a cat. I have nine lives. 202 00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:44,690 (GRUNTS) And two butts. One of which I'm wearing has a very large hat. 203 00:11:44,723 --> 00:11:49,096 Grab the boss. Something just came down our chimney. 204 00:11:49,129 --> 00:11:54,336 And so we gratefully accept the generous contribution made 205 00:11:54,369 --> 00:11:59,509 to Miami's Police Department by our delightful hostess. 206 00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:06,185 A round of applause for our very special lady, Atrocia Odora. 207 00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:08,755 (ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 208 00:12:14,229 --> 00:12:16,132 Yo, ho, ho. 209 00:12:16,165 --> 00:12:19,069 It's ho, ho, ho. 210 00:12:21,538 --> 00:12:23,041 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 211 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:28,448 -Excuse me, officers, while I... -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 212 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:31,219 ...powder my nose. 213 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,655 Hiya, hayu, hiya! (YELLING) 214 00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:36,692 -(SPIKE SCREECHING) -Bad monkey. Bad monkey. 215 00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:39,462 -Hi-yah! -(SPIKE CHATTERING) 216 00:12:45,203 --> 00:12:46,439 (SNIFFS) 217 00:12:46,472 --> 00:12:49,243 You mixed fragrances. 218 00:12:49,276 --> 00:12:51,445 You should never mix fragrances. 219 00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:54,349 They're clashing louder than your shirt. 220 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,686 ACE: Cut the chitchat, skunkworthy. 221 00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:59,423 Where are the reindeer? What do you want with them? 222 00:12:59,456 --> 00:13:00,992 Who wants to know? 223 00:13:01,025 --> 00:13:06,365 Ace Ventura, pet detective. Your worst nightmare. 224 00:13:06,398 --> 00:13:08,068 The kind that makes you twist in your sheets 225 00:13:08,101 --> 00:13:10,571 after eating a spicy burrito verde bigger than your head. 226 00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:14,009 The kind I'm gonna have now that I've seen your face. 227 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,377 Destroy him. 228 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,046 ACE: You won't leave. 229 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,084 I know your type, can't stand the sight of a corpse 230 00:13:20,117 --> 00:13:23,755 who hasn't had its life enriched by hearing your scheme. 231 00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:26,025 Doesn't bother me. 232 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:30,097 (SCOFFS) Three, two... 233 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:33,534 Okay, you're right. I can't stand it. I'll talk. 234 00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:36,071 -Sure, I abducted the reindeer. -(ACE VOCALIZING) 235 00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:41,846 I'm in the business of beauty, but beauty has one undefeated enemy. 236 00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:46,419 Stop that! I am still speaking. Listen to my plan. 237 00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,855 You wanted to hear it. Stop! 238 00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:51,458 (YELLING) Thwack! 239 00:13:51,492 --> 00:13:53,828 (ACE CONTINUES VOCALIZING) 240 00:13:55,131 --> 00:13:57,066 Now, as I was saying... 241 00:13:58,802 --> 00:13:59,836 (GASPS) 242 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:02,173 -(ACE CONTINUING VOCALIZING) -(SPIKE CHATTERING) 243 00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:07,847 -Hey! -As I was saying, the enemy of beauty is gravity. 244 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:12,686 As we age, our skin begins to sag in the face, 245 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,890 below the arms, this bit under the-- 246 00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:18,896 I don't need to know the rest. (GROANS) 247 00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:23,701 Anyhow, Santa's reindeer have somehow defied the laws of gravity. 248 00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:25,938 They fly without wings. 249 00:14:25,971 --> 00:14:30,243 The answer surely lies in their sensational glandular activity. 250 00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:33,147 I want their precious glands. 251 00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:35,651 Gilbert, visual aid. 252 00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:39,389 The gland extractor will suck them drier than beef jerky. 253 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:41,559 Then their secretions will be mine. 254 00:14:41,592 --> 00:14:42,861 (WHIMPERING) 255 00:14:42,894 --> 00:14:46,799 You see, Odora Industries is just a convenient front 256 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:50,904 to finance my search for the ultimate age reversing formula, 257 00:14:50,938 --> 00:14:53,875 be it found in powdered horn of speckled rhinoceros 258 00:14:53,908 --> 00:14:57,246 or epidermal pigment of albino alligator. 259 00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:58,615 (GROWLING) 260 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,885 ACE: Your beauty tricks have really done you wonders. 261 00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:04,523 You're a 10, baby. On the rigor mortis scale. 262 00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:08,161 Enough chitchat. I have a Christmas party to host. 263 00:15:08,194 --> 00:15:12,700 Mr. Ventura, you're about to luxuriate in the raw ingredients 264 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:16,405 for Odora facial exfoliant number five 265 00:15:16,439 --> 00:15:18,207 during the fermenting process. 266 00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:22,847 The vat temperature will reach 380 degrees Fahrenheit. 267 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,285 That ought to burn off some of my unsightly nasal warts. 268 00:15:26,318 --> 00:15:29,322 Oh, I assure you Odora number five 269 00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:35,197 will leave your skin tingling with a nice, warm afterglow. (CHUCKLES) 270 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:38,301 In your case, for eternity. 271 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:40,271 Thwack, throw him in. 272 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,218 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 273 00:15:52,253 --> 00:15:53,721 Camera's ready. 274 00:15:54,355 --> 00:15:55,925 Roll! 275 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:58,895 WOMAN 1: We're here live at Odora Industries on this Christmas Eve, 276 00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:01,432 where a generous charitable donation has been made 277 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:04,269 to our own Miami Police Department. 278 00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:05,637 (WHIMPERING) 279 00:16:05,671 --> 00:16:08,641 -GILBERT: Time to throw you in the bubbly, bubbly. -(SQUEAKING) 280 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:09,777 ACE: Wait! 281 00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:12,413 I feel a moral obligation to inform you 282 00:16:12,446 --> 00:16:14,783 that my monkey has cleverly slipped away 283 00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:17,219 and is clearly sending for help. 284 00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:19,356 (CHATTERING) 285 00:16:21,325 --> 00:16:25,130 -(CRYING) No! No! I'm too young! -(SQUEAKING) 286 00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:27,066 I've never been to Spain! 287 00:16:27,099 --> 00:16:30,403 -I'm allergic to make-up! -(GROWLING) 288 00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:33,407 -(GROWLING) -(BOTH SCREAMING) 289 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,681 ACE: That's right, fellas. 290 00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:42,286 Mess with me and you mess with the jungle. 291 00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:43,888 (GROWLING) 292 00:16:45,156 --> 00:16:46,392 (SCREAMING) 293 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,113 Do not go in there. 294 00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:03,949 Whoo! 295 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,353 Gee, cops. 296 00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:08,688 Hmm. 297 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:12,861 -(SQUEAKING) -I advise you to arrest this woman 298 00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:15,898 for the abduction of Santa's reindeer! 299 00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:18,367 (ALL LAUGHING) 300 00:17:18,401 --> 00:17:21,004 Oh, my arms. 301 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:25,144 MAN: (ON TV) He says, "I haven't had a bite all day, so I bit him." 302 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,812 (CHANNELS FLIPPING) 303 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,082 (SCREAMING ON TV) 304 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,987 (GASPS) I'll never make my rounds on time. 305 00:17:33,855 --> 00:17:36,893 I told you there's no food here. 306 00:17:36,926 --> 00:17:38,261 The monkey got it all. 307 00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:42,499 Come on, guys. I'll send for donuts. 308 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,436 Stand on my head while caroling. 309 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:46,872 Okay, okay, my last offer. 310 00:17:46,906 --> 00:17:50,711 Arrest her and I'll dance with my shirt off. 311 00:17:50,744 --> 00:17:53,781 Come on, Ace. You don't have any evidence. 312 00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:56,285 Now get out of here before someone arrests you. 313 00:17:56,318 --> 00:18:00,891 Okay. If you won't arrest her, arrest me. 314 00:18:00,925 --> 00:18:04,930 Come on, bet you can't catch me. 315 00:18:04,963 --> 00:18:07,533 Arrest him! He's disturbing the peace! 316 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:08,634 (PANTING) 317 00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:11,205 I'll show you evidence. 318 00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:15,176 No, don't arrest him. Because... 319 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:20,150 -Dessert is served. -(EXCITED CHATTER) 320 00:18:21,886 --> 00:18:25,858 There's your evidence. Arrest those men. 321 00:18:28,161 --> 00:18:29,295 (MAN LAUGHS) 322 00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:32,433 Hello, police! Need some help here! 323 00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:36,404 You... 324 00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:37,740 (GULPS) 325 00:18:37,774 --> 00:18:40,377 All righty, then. 326 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,948 (LAUGHING) A Merry Christmas to one and all, 327 00:18:43,982 --> 00:18:47,586 and to Santa's reindeer, a good night! 328 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,289 (LAUGHS) 329 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,760 (LAUGHING) 330 00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:54,897 (ACE GROANING) 331 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:59,102 -Yo, ho, ho! -SANTA: That's ho, ho, ho! 332 00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:00,236 Santa! 333 00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:05,277 -Ho, ho, ho... -(GRUNTS) 334 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:10,584 Better not pout, boys, 'cause Santa Claus is coming to town. 335 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,186 (GRUNTING) 336 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,458 (GRUNTING) 337 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,496 (YELLS) 338 00:19:19,529 --> 00:19:21,398 I can't see. 339 00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:23,334 (SCREAMING) 340 00:19:23,868 --> 00:19:25,070 (CRASHING) 341 00:19:27,674 --> 00:19:28,875 Phew. 342 00:19:29,742 --> 00:19:30,945 (GROWLING) 343 00:19:32,346 --> 00:19:36,184 Easy does it, Tex. I gave at the Red Cross. 344 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,253 Whoo! 345 00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:38,721 ACE: Loser! 346 00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:41,959 Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Ooh! 347 00:19:41,992 --> 00:19:44,295 There's trouble down on the prairie. 348 00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:48,067 Better circle up the wagons, Martha. 349 00:19:53,074 --> 00:19:55,210 -(HISSING) -(YELLING) 350 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:58,181 -It's gonna blow! -(ALL YELLING) 351 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,986 (ACE SCREAMING) 352 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:07,927 I must say, big fella, you're quite the street fighter. 353 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,462 Self-defense classes. 354 00:20:09,495 --> 00:20:13,635 I have to fly through some pretty hairy neighborhoods, you know. 355 00:20:14,569 --> 00:20:16,372 (SCREAMING) 356 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,011 Yo, ho, ho! 357 00:20:21,044 --> 00:20:23,481 That's ho, ho, ho. 358 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:27,654 Hi-ho, reindeer! Away! 359 00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:29,756 Merry Christmas, Ace! 360 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:32,092 Thank you! 361 00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:35,997 Wait till you see my bill. Spike! 362 00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:38,100 (CHATTERING) 363 00:20:41,705 --> 00:20:43,207 -(STOMACH BUBBLING) -(GASPS) 364 00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,577 -(RETCHING) -(GASPS) 365 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,515 My Armani. 366 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,886 She cannot handle the pressure, captain! 367 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,754 She's gonna blow! 368 00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,290 I'm coming for you, Spike! 369 00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:57,627 AGUADO: Give me that, you little rat! 370 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,662 Re-united! 371 00:20:59,696 --> 00:21:02,199 Feels so good! 372 00:21:02,232 --> 00:21:06,739 Aguado, I hope you're dreaming of a white Christmas, 'cause... 373 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,318 (GROWLING, ROARING) 374 00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:18,588 (SCREAMING) 375 00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:19,923 That's right. 376 00:21:19,956 --> 00:21:24,930 It's an albino alligator, thus endangered and highly illegal. 377 00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:28,768 Footnote, Miami police code, page 149, article seven, paragraph two. 378 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:35,744 Yes! Yes! Do you feel that, huh? Do you, huh? Do you? 379 00:21:36,846 --> 00:21:39,883 La-hoo-se-her! 380 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:44,555 Even if her Odora number five really does make your skin feel great. 381 00:21:44,589 --> 00:21:48,428 (LAUGHING) Well, a little Miami Beach sunshine 382 00:21:48,461 --> 00:21:50,563 ought to get you back some color. 383 00:21:50,597 --> 00:21:54,636 Which reminds me, I got this for you. 384 00:21:55,837 --> 00:21:57,272 Extra large. 385 00:21:57,305 --> 00:22:00,376 It'll help you think warm on those cold North Pole nights, 386 00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:05,283 and it'll go great with the new do. 387 00:22:05,316 --> 00:22:07,453 Well, I... I had time to kill. 388 00:22:07,486 --> 00:22:09,956 I thought it was time for a new look, man. 389 00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:13,995 -Kind of hip, eh, dude? I had to do something. -Mmm-hmm. 390 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,498 -It's absolutely nerve-wracking. -Uh-huh. 391 00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:20,236 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 391 00:22:21,305 --> 00:23:21,466 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm