"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" Bowling for Bear

1 00:00:02,421 --> 00:00:04,423 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:07,492 --> 00:00:10,627 ♪ Ace Ventura... 3 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:13,429 All righty, then. 4 00:00:13,463 --> 00:00:16,265 ♪ Pet detective on the run 5 00:00:16,299 --> 00:00:17,299 (LAUGHING) 6 00:00:19,234 --> 00:00:20,268 (TRUMPETING) 7 00:00:20,302 --> 00:00:22,870 ♪ Ace Ventura 8 00:00:24,804 --> 00:00:28,073 ♪ Doesn't even have a gun... 9 00:00:28,107 --> 00:00:30,709 Yes! Yes! 10 00:00:33,711 --> 00:00:34,978 -Whoa! -(BELLOWING) 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 12 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,722 (YELLING) 13 00:00:48,756 --> 00:00:50,523 ♪ Ace Ventura... 14 00:00:50,556 --> 00:00:53,125 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 15 00:00:53,158 --> 00:00:55,994 ♪ Pet detective on the run ♪ 16 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,762 (LAUGHING) 17 00:01:02,899 --> 00:01:04,366 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,438 (PANTING) 19 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:17,076 (CAR APPROACHING, HORN HONKS) 20 00:01:21,012 --> 00:01:24,548 Park it in the usual spot and try not to scratch the finish. 21 00:01:24,581 --> 00:01:26,015 It's, uh, original. 22 00:01:26,049 --> 00:01:27,450 (COUGHING) 23 00:01:27,483 --> 00:01:29,117 I don't work here. 24 00:01:29,151 --> 00:01:32,920 I'm Don Kingsley, manager to the stars. 25 00:01:32,953 --> 00:01:35,022 How'd you get a room? 26 00:01:35,056 --> 00:01:38,391 I thought this place was just for animals of the rich and famous. 27 00:01:38,425 --> 00:01:41,193 Are you the pet detective I hired? 28 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,561 Babe, I'm the only pet detective. 29 00:01:43,594 --> 00:01:45,897 Now take me to the bowling bear. 30 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:48,865 So, we moved Babalu here as a preventative measure, 31 00:01:48,899 --> 00:01:51,333 but he still receives the anonymous threats. 32 00:01:51,367 --> 00:01:55,270 They say if he bowls in the big tournament... (MIMICS SLASHING) 33 00:01:55,303 --> 00:01:58,405 I'm sorry. Can I offer you a lozenge for that? 34 00:01:58,439 --> 00:01:59,440 For what? 35 00:02:00,507 --> 00:02:01,541 (DON GRUNTS) 36 00:02:01,574 --> 00:02:05,877 You know, you have beautiful hair. 37 00:02:05,911 --> 00:02:08,746 It makes you resemble a cotton-top tamarin, 38 00:02:08,779 --> 00:02:10,715 a marmoset-like primate from Panama. 39 00:02:10,748 --> 00:02:13,483 -You don't scratch yourself a lot in public, do you? -(ELEVATOR DINGS) 40 00:02:13,516 --> 00:02:14,918 Why, guy! 41 00:02:14,951 --> 00:02:17,052 -(GRUNTS, YELPS) -(DINGS) 42 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,054 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 43 00:02:20,088 --> 00:02:23,723 Now, remember, champions are very sensitive. 44 00:02:23,757 --> 00:02:28,160 It's important that Babalu rest up for the big game in Las Vegas tonight. 45 00:02:28,194 --> 00:02:32,564 So, do not do anything which might upset or distract him. 46 00:02:32,597 --> 00:02:33,964 You mean like this? 47 00:02:34,465 --> 00:02:36,833 (SQUAWKING LOUDLY) 48 00:02:37,633 --> 00:02:39,435 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 49 00:02:40,836 --> 00:02:44,472 -(WOMEN LAUGHING) -(DOOR OPENS) 50 00:02:44,505 --> 00:02:45,973 Babalu! 51 00:02:47,907 --> 00:02:50,710 (SQUAWKING LOUDLY) 52 00:02:50,744 --> 00:02:54,946 -Mr. Ventura will be accompanying us to Las Vegas. -(SNORING) 53 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,881 Huh? 54 00:03:00,217 --> 00:03:01,551 Gee! 55 00:03:01,585 --> 00:03:04,053 I have a hard time reading signals. 56 00:03:04,086 --> 00:03:05,887 Do you think he likes me? 57 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,755 Mr. Ventura, enough. 58 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:10,290 You'll make Babalu strain his throwing paw. 59 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,460 You sure he's not a pro wrestler? 60 00:03:16,595 --> 00:03:17,796 (SLURPS) 61 00:03:19,131 --> 00:03:22,867 Sorry, bear man, but I'm already in a relationship with a monkey. 62 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:25,735 I think, I'm ready to make the big commitment. 63 00:03:25,768 --> 00:03:29,004 Look, Babalu, over here. 64 00:03:29,571 --> 00:03:30,938 -Lunch! -(BUZZING) 65 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:35,142 -(SLURPS) -(YELLS) 66 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,111 (GROANING) 67 00:03:46,783 --> 00:03:51,487 Wow, that's what I call fresh! 68 00:03:51,521 --> 00:03:53,054 Of course it's fresh. 69 00:03:53,088 --> 00:03:55,257 Nothing but the best for Babalu! 70 00:03:56,157 --> 00:03:58,459 Hmm. Honeybees come in three groups, 71 00:03:58,492 --> 00:04:00,960 the queen bee, the worker bee, and the drone bee. 72 00:04:00,994 --> 00:04:04,062 This bee is none of the above. 73 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,198 (YELLING) 74 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:12,335 But judging by the intensity of its sting, 75 00:04:12,369 --> 00:04:13,969 my rapidly rising fever, 76 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:20,608 and the hallucinations it's inducing, I'd say this be one African killer bee! 77 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:24,278 No! 78 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:28,046 Look out, Babalu! 79 00:04:34,018 --> 00:04:35,618 There's the man, officers. 80 00:04:35,652 --> 00:04:38,854 He's the one who tried to 86 Babalu. 81 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:42,523 Well, 86 might be a little low for that dive, 82 00:04:42,557 --> 00:04:46,126 which was clearly intended to save the bear's life, 83 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:50,496 but the artistic impression score should bring our marks up. 84 00:04:50,529 --> 00:04:52,798 The bees gone yet? 85 00:04:52,832 --> 00:04:56,167 Sir, we know Ace. He wouldn't harm a fly. 86 00:04:56,201 --> 00:04:57,167 (GRUNTING) 87 00:04:57,201 --> 00:04:59,937 Hey, sting me now, low life! 88 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:02,705 Size 10 coming right at ya! 89 00:05:02,738 --> 00:05:04,139 (GRUNTING) 90 00:05:05,574 --> 00:05:07,342 Hmm. 91 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:12,545 The suspect you want sent our ursine friend here a hive of killer bees. 92 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,447 (SPIKE SCREECHES) 93 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,815 (YELLS, SPITS) 94 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:18,382 -Why you... -(GROWLING) 95 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:21,285 -(GRUNTING) -(BLOWS LANDING) 96 00:05:21,319 --> 00:05:24,988 Well, Ace, the chief assigned me and Aguado to bodyguard the bear. 97 00:05:25,021 --> 00:05:28,724 (LAUGHING) Oh, really? 98 00:05:28,757 --> 00:05:33,694 Well, I get to ride shotgun on the road trip to Vegas. 99 00:05:33,727 --> 00:05:36,495 No, you don't. You're fired! Good day. 100 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:38,264 Sorry, Ace. 101 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,764 All righty, then. 102 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,000 Good luck in the big game, champ. 103 00:05:42,033 --> 00:05:47,904 If Aguado gets out of line, two words... Noo-gies! 104 00:05:47,937 --> 00:05:49,339 Enough tom-foolery! 105 00:05:49,372 --> 00:05:51,940 Let's gather some clues, Watson. 106 00:05:53,075 --> 00:05:54,709 Someone's replaced Babalu's lunch 107 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:58,044 with the considerably less wholesome skull and crossbones substitute. 108 00:05:58,078 --> 00:06:00,714 Let's hope that someone left something for us, 109 00:06:00,747 --> 00:06:03,148 a fingerprint, a follicle of hair. 110 00:06:03,182 --> 00:06:09,386 A driver's license with a home address would be nice, but I'll take what I can get. 111 00:06:12,054 --> 00:06:15,757 That's right, boss monkey-man, it's a scale. 112 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:20,094 We find the guy wearing snakeskin boots, we find the culprit. 113 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:24,097 (GRUNTING) 114 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:26,598 -Here, hold this. -Huh? 115 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:35,405 (SPIKE CHITTERING) 116 00:06:37,406 --> 00:06:41,042 Well, Spike, no snakeskin boots in these parts. 117 00:06:41,809 --> 00:06:43,011 Huh? 118 00:06:44,478 --> 00:06:48,447 Then again, maybe the perpetrator doesn't wear boots. 119 00:06:48,481 --> 00:06:49,515 Halt! 120 00:06:49,548 --> 00:06:51,217 Pet detective! 121 00:06:51,783 --> 00:06:54,119 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 122 00:06:57,087 --> 00:07:00,223 G29! Anyone have bingo? 123 00:07:00,256 --> 00:07:01,257 (HOWLING) 124 00:07:04,793 --> 00:07:07,495 Somebody stop that slippery serpent! 125 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,529 (GASPS) 126 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:22,506 -Coming through! Hope you're decent! -(SQUEALS) 127 00:07:25,941 --> 00:07:27,776 Official business! 128 00:07:27,809 --> 00:07:29,544 Take care now! Bye-bye, then! 129 00:07:35,481 --> 00:07:36,716 Nice job, Kato! 130 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:40,319 (YELLS) 131 00:07:40,352 --> 00:07:43,888 This could really mess up the hair. 132 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,388 (YELLING) 133 00:07:48,957 --> 00:07:53,428 Oh, no! Oh, no! (YELLING) 134 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:56,496 (GRUNTS) 135 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,131 Oh, great! 136 00:07:58,165 --> 00:08:03,069 I've just swallowed my nose, and my breath is really bad. 137 00:08:05,503 --> 00:08:07,504 Oh, no! (YELLING) 138 00:08:08,839 --> 00:08:10,274 -(SCREECHES) -(YELLING) 139 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:15,077 (GROANS) You all right? It's all right. 140 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:17,279 Congratulations! 141 00:08:17,312 --> 00:08:22,749 You've just been rear-ended by Ace Ventura, pet detective. 142 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:30,621 How does one get inside a perverted python with murder on its mind? 143 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:34,825 Two words, my main mammalian man. X and ray. 144 00:08:34,858 --> 00:08:36,158 Hmm! 145 00:08:36,192 --> 00:08:39,361 Sock, license plate, light bulb. 146 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,629 Why would a snake eat that stuff, Mandinga? 147 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:43,997 I don't know, Monavonni. 148 00:08:44,031 --> 00:08:46,366 Maybe he's on that popular new billy goat diet. 149 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:51,636 But, the real question is why would a snake want to do away with a celebrity bear? 150 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:55,639 Talk to me, Sam of Spades, PI of the bow-wow set. 151 00:08:55,673 --> 00:08:58,675 Okay, I will, oh, keeper of the radar dish. 152 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:00,609 I see three possible motives. 153 00:09:00,642 --> 00:09:04,579 One, an out-of-control case of limb envy. 154 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,215 Motive two, jealousy. 155 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:11,717 The bear gets paid a ton of cash, and all the python ever got was scale. 156 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,252 Motive number three, 157 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:16,021 the snake never forgot the injustices Goldilocks suffered 158 00:09:16,054 --> 00:09:17,689 at the paws of the three bears. 159 00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:18,856 Uh, Ace. 160 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:21,392 Not now, I'm postulating. 161 00:09:21,425 --> 00:09:26,128 Post-u-lating! (SNAPPING FINGERS) 162 00:09:27,963 --> 00:09:29,463 What's with him? 163 00:09:29,497 --> 00:09:30,831 On! 164 00:09:30,865 --> 00:09:31,932 Off! 165 00:09:31,966 --> 00:09:34,100 BOTH: A trained python! 166 00:09:34,134 --> 00:09:38,771 And whoever trained him to dance must have also trained him to... 167 00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:42,407 Annihilate. Fill the streets with blood and viscera. 168 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,309 I'd say these guys are a 10 on the sleazometer. 169 00:09:46,343 --> 00:09:49,879 Legendary Las Vegas superstars, Uwe and Roy. 170 00:09:49,912 --> 00:09:51,646 Hmm! 171 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,381 Zoom in on that jacket. 172 00:09:53,415 --> 00:09:56,583 Funny, I don't see you as the sequin type. 173 00:09:56,617 --> 00:09:58,251 They're not sequins. 174 00:09:58,885 --> 00:10:01,287 They're light bulbs... 175 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,623 just like the one here in our python pal's belly. 176 00:10:04,656 --> 00:10:08,559 Right arm, machachu. This won't hurt a bit. 177 00:10:08,592 --> 00:10:11,394 You can keep the sock, buddy. Whoo! 178 00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:14,029 Who's got your gizzard? Tickle, tickle! 179 00:10:14,063 --> 00:10:16,164 What are you going to do with the light bulb? 180 00:10:17,131 --> 00:10:18,533 (GRUNTING) 181 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:23,903 Light my way to Las Vegas! 182 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:25,871 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 183 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:36,279 AGUADO: This stinks. 184 00:10:36,312 --> 00:10:40,916 Here I am in Vegas and I'm stuck babysitting a dumb bear. 185 00:10:40,949 --> 00:10:44,051 Shh! You're gonna hurt his feelings. 186 00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:47,287 Oh, like he can understand us. 187 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:48,687 (GRUNTS) 188 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,256 Yeah, he can. 189 00:10:52,256 --> 00:10:55,592 Well, the lights are on, but is anyone home? 190 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:56,626 (WHISTLES) 191 00:10:56,660 --> 00:11:00,062 Don't you ever make fun of my apartment again. 192 00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:02,098 Now go, boss monkey-man. 193 00:11:02,131 --> 00:11:04,199 You know your mission. 194 00:11:04,232 --> 00:11:06,200 (SPIKE CHITTERING) 195 00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:23,179 Hello! 196 00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:25,614 (SQUEALS) 197 00:11:27,882 --> 00:11:30,685 Hmm. Spacious yet cozy. 198 00:11:30,718 --> 00:11:31,818 Yes? 199 00:11:31,852 --> 00:11:33,954 Uwe, it's you! 200 00:11:33,987 --> 00:11:35,855 It's really you. 201 00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:37,790 Be still, my beating heart. 202 00:11:39,124 --> 00:11:41,392 All my life, I've wanted to be you. 203 00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:44,695 To wear spandex and stick my head down an animal's throat. 204 00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:47,563 May I touch your sequins? 205 00:11:47,597 --> 00:11:49,364 Roy, come here! 206 00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:51,867 Someone remembers us! 207 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,933 Wow! 208 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:56,036 The Roy of Uwe and Roy. 209 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,770 It doesn't get any better than this. 210 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:01,106 We don't want to switch our long-distance phone service. 211 00:12:01,139 --> 00:12:02,374 Thank you, kindly. 212 00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:06,677 -(SCREAMING) -(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 213 00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:10,980 I thought I heard a monkey scream. 214 00:12:11,013 --> 00:12:13,883 Ooh, hoop of fire. 215 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:19,186 When I was a kid, I tried to train my cat to do this trick, just like you. 216 00:12:19,219 --> 00:12:22,655 But poor Fluffy missed her cue and... 217 00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:27,626 And wow, the dancing python! 218 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,293 My favorite! 219 00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:32,096 I love this guy! 220 00:12:32,129 --> 00:12:35,431 Can I meet him? Oh, please! Oh, please! 221 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:38,600 Monty? You just missed him. He's on tour. 222 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,401 I know his act. 223 00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:46,072 -Presenting Uwe and Roy's Amazing Dancing Snake. -(DRUMROLL) 224 00:12:46,106 --> 00:12:48,407 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 225 00:12:50,408 --> 00:12:56,213 Your partner's a real pip, but can he do Babalu's juggling bowling ball trick? 226 00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:00,416 Bad bear! 227 00:13:00,449 --> 00:13:04,885 Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear! 228 00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:09,756 Gee, I seem to have touched a nerve. 229 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,957 Who are you, really? 230 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:13,959 Thought you'd never ask. 231 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,994 Ace Ventura, pet detective! 232 00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:20,096 A chance meeting with Babalu at the Furry Oaks Retreat, and a near-death experience 233 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,066 with a certain dancing python reveals one connection, you! 234 00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:27,302 Motive? Revenge. Obviously! 235 00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:30,037 You and your partner were the toast of the Vegas strip. 236 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,539 But the toast got burnt the day Babalu discovered bowling balls 237 00:13:33,573 --> 00:13:35,141 weren't just for juggling. 238 00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:37,742 He started packing them in at bowling alleys across the country, 239 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:40,578 turning you into washed-up has-beens in a trailer park, 240 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,614 the highlight of which is Luau Night on Tuesdays. 241 00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:44,647 Am I warm yet? 242 00:13:45,582 --> 00:13:46,683 Wow! 243 00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:50,285 Our fan really knows a lot about us. 244 00:13:50,319 --> 00:13:52,787 Yeah, a little too much. 245 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:55,155 Wait, there's more. 246 00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:56,790 (WHISTLES) 247 00:13:56,823 --> 00:13:58,258 My favorite jacket. 248 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:02,894 That makes sense, 'cause, you see, your scaly sidekick was packing this. 249 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:12,034 Can you feel it? Huh? Huh? Yes! Yes! 250 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,469 Where does it come from? I ask you. 251 00:14:14,502 --> 00:14:17,805 I ask you! Hey, nobody asked you. 252 00:14:19,173 --> 00:14:21,341 Fancy sleuthing, Mr. Ventura! 253 00:14:21,374 --> 00:14:25,978 Too bad you ain't going to share your little dance with no one else. 254 00:14:27,545 --> 00:14:28,546 (GRUNTS) 255 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:30,880 Yes! (GRUNTS) 256 00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:33,350 Yeehaw! Whoo-hoo! 257 00:14:37,686 --> 00:14:40,989 Too bad you have to miss the bowling tournament, partner. 258 00:14:41,022 --> 00:14:43,757 It's going to be a real blast. 259 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:47,860 Yeah! Especially when we plant that exploding... 260 00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:49,894 Don't tell him. He's nosy. 261 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:56,499 And you know what we do to nosy people around here, pup? 262 00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:59,735 Give them a nice meal, and cab fare home? 263 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:02,970 -Close. We peck out their eyes... -(GULPS) 264 00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:06,873 courtesy of Uwe and Roy's trained needle beak ninja storks, patent pending. 265 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,342 And thank you for all your love and support. 266 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,444 Hope to see you... (YELLS) 267 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,046 You don't want these eyes. 268 00:15:15,079 --> 00:15:17,714 They've been soaking in jalapeno oil. 269 00:15:17,748 --> 00:15:21,117 -(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) -(SPIKE YELLS NERVOUSLY) 270 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,885 Hey, it was worth a shot. 271 00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:31,358 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 272 00:15:31,392 --> 00:15:36,795 trying for his tenth perfect game in a row and a fortune in prize money, 273 00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:42,266 the champion, Babalu, the bowling bear! 274 00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:43,500 (CROWD CHEERING) 275 00:15:50,838 --> 00:15:57,710 -And Babalu's opponent... Goldie Lockenbocker! -(CROWD BOOING) 276 00:15:57,743 --> 00:16:01,613 Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHS) 277 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:03,381 Oh. 278 00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:05,382 (GRUNTING) 279 00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:11,620 Spike, remember what you learned at the monastery in Tibet? 280 00:16:11,653 --> 00:16:16,323 Yes, your spine is vanishing, your body melting, 281 00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:17,825 melting like butter. 282 00:16:17,858 --> 00:16:22,594 Creamy, smooth, smothered all over barbecued corn. 283 00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:24,196 Butter... 284 00:16:24,229 --> 00:16:26,898 Yes, now think back, but quickly, man! 285 00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,900 The second thing you learned in Tibet. 286 00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:32,935 Not that! 287 00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:35,671 (YELLS) Back! 288 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:38,073 You already did the vanishing spy trick. 289 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,141 (GROWLING) 290 00:16:41,175 --> 00:16:44,577 Yes! Yes! Be one with your Kundalini! 291 00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:48,447 Become the mighty monkey of steel! 292 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,648 (VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 293 00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:06,026 Now let's save us a bowling bear. 294 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,494 (HORNS HONKING) 295 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:15,300 ANNOUNCER: Let's rock and bowl, baby! 296 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,568 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 297 00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,574 Wow! He's good! 298 00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:28,275 Ah, I could do that. 299 00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:29,710 (UWE HUMMING) 300 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:34,346 Oh, the smell of backstage! 301 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:38,082 It smells like back...stage. 302 00:17:38,649 --> 00:17:40,418 Uwe, we have work to do. 303 00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:44,754 And now, a pet trick to end all pet tricks... 304 00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:46,822 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(HUMMING) 305 00:17:49,858 --> 00:17:54,661 When Babalu's ball hits our nitro-filled pin in the 10th frame, kaboom! 306 00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:56,629 The unluckiest strike of all. 307 00:17:56,662 --> 00:18:03,033 Yes, then Babalu will see what it is like to pick up the pieces of his shattered life. 308 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:07,003 Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear! 309 00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:08,037 (BOTH LAUGH) 310 00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:15,042 Go get 'em, Monty! 311 00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,444 (CROWD CHEERING) 312 00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:19,146 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 313 00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:24,482 Loo-hoo-sers. 314 00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:26,718 How we doing, grease monkey? 315 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,018 (WHIRRING) 316 00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:33,623 One night only, monster trucks on the strip! 317 00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:37,859 Close up your moonroofs. The Acemobile takes no prisoners! 318 00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:46,999 (GRUNTS) 319 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,235 That Goldie's good, champ. Too good! 320 00:18:51,269 --> 00:18:55,639 You have to bowl one more perfect frame to win this. (YELLS) 321 00:18:55,672 --> 00:18:59,108 So that's what's spoiling your concentration! 322 00:18:59,141 --> 00:19:01,009 Babalu, focus! 323 00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:02,877 Be one with the ball. 324 00:19:02,911 --> 00:19:04,077 Be the ball. 325 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:09,782 (RETCHES) 326 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,587 Park it in the usual spot. 327 00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:25,860 -CROUPIER: Black 18 is a winner. -(SCREECHES) 328 00:19:25,893 --> 00:19:28,829 Ventura, I said you were off this case. 329 00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:33,933 Wayne Newton, front row, and I want you to have them. 330 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:36,067 Mr. Excitement? 331 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,769 Danke schon! 332 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,838 (GASPS) Tied? 333 00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:43,706 Let's not go into sudden-death overtime. 334 00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:45,675 The bomb must be in the ball. 335 00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:46,908 No! 336 00:19:46,942 --> 00:19:49,077 These aren't Wayne Newton tickets. 337 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,978 They're a tribute to Wayne. 338 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:54,113 I hear the gal does a wonderful job. 339 00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:58,917 Now, if you'll excuse me... Oh-ho, that's rich! 340 00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:00,751 Spike, play ball! 341 00:20:01,352 --> 00:20:02,386 Huh? 342 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,588 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 343 00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:09,992 That's gotta hurt! 344 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:11,193 (CROWD GASPING) 345 00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:12,460 He missed? 346 00:20:12,493 --> 00:20:14,062 He never misses. 347 00:20:14,095 --> 00:20:15,429 No! 348 00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:18,398 Our perfect game, ruined! 349 00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:20,233 Easy spare. 350 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:22,634 Even a dumb animal can't miss it. 351 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,270 Okay. So the bomb wasn't in the ball. 352 00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:29,739 So, it must be in the pin! 353 00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:34,343 You can do it! You're tough! You're strong! 354 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:36,378 You're the best you can be! 355 00:20:36,411 --> 00:20:39,981 Babalu baby, give us a hug! 356 00:20:40,014 --> 00:20:43,083 -(BABALU GRUNTS SOFTLY) -(YELLS) Ow! Ow! Ow! 357 00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:44,717 (CROWD GASPING) 358 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,787 It's that pet detective varmint! 359 00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:53,223 Ladies and gentlemen, 360 00:20:53,257 --> 00:21:00,662 please welcome our very special guests, the legendary Uwe and Roy! 361 00:21:00,695 --> 00:21:05,232 Soon to be appearing in jail for attempting to blow up Babalu, the Bowling Bear. 362 00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,200 -(CROWD GASPING) -They like us. 363 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,269 They really like us. (GASPS) 364 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,937 (BABALU GRUNTS) 365 00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:15,339 Emilio, arrest those guys. 366 00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:18,074 For what, bad fashion sense? 367 00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:23,344 Hey, the day ain't totally down the old flusheroo. 368 00:21:23,378 --> 00:21:29,082 How about bad fashion sense and stealing a bowling trophy full of cash? 369 00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:31,117 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 370 00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:35,587 -(COUPLE YELLING) -Good night! 371 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:39,123 Hope you enjoyed the show. Whoa! 372 00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:45,761 ACE: Upsy-daisy! Hey! 373 00:21:45,794 --> 00:21:48,297 I hope you've got your license. 374 00:21:48,329 --> 00:21:50,498 -(CAR REVVING) -Whoo! 375 00:21:50,531 --> 00:21:52,933 You are one talented bear. 376 00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:55,834 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 377 00:22:02,373 --> 00:22:03,807 (YELLING) 378 00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:08,744 Fancy driving there, champ! 379 00:22:08,778 --> 00:22:09,878 -(BONES CRUNCHING) -(GASPS) 380 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:13,181 EWE: Bad bear, bad bear, bad bear, bad bear! 381 00:22:13,214 --> 00:22:15,049 Take care now! Bye-bye then! 382 00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:19,886 Sure he can bowl, but his Elvis impersonation stinks. 383 00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:22,854 Oh, don't listen to them. 384 00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:25,990 They're just jealous because they're lousy drivers. 385 00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:28,658 Thank you! Thank you very much! 386 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:37,332 It's too bad old Babalu had to blow his winning streak, but better that than blow up. 387 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,300 Which reminds me, 388 00:22:40,334 --> 00:22:43,202 did you retrieve that nitro-filled bowling pin like I asked you to? 389 00:22:43,235 --> 00:22:45,538 -Spike? -(SCREECHES) 390 00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:51,942 I can't believe that stupid bear couldn't hit one lousy pin. 391 00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:56,279 Well, I think, we can rest easy, knowing Aguado's on the case. 392 00:22:56,312 --> 00:22:57,412 (EXPLOSION) 393 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:08,420 La-hoo-se-her. 394 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,190 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 394 00:23:13,305 --> 00:24:13,357