Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation

Name: Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
Released: 1992

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Movie Name	Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
Release Name	Tiny Toon Adventures How I Spent My Vacation (1992) [DVDRip] [YTS.MX]
Year	1992
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1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:49,343 BOTH [SINGING]: We're waiting for the clock to strike 3 3 00:00:49,512 --> 00:00:52,675 When it's 3:00, we'll be free 4 00:00:52,849 --> 00:00:56,046 Then it's adiós, Looniversity 5 00:00:56,219 --> 00:00:59,347 ALL: Summertime is coming finally 6 00:00:59,522 --> 00:01:01,513 [TICKING] 7 00:01:02,826 --> 00:01:06,057 Say goodbye to teachers and books 8 00:01:06,229 --> 00:01:09,460 See you in September, you schnooks 9 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:12,659 All summer long, we'll be free 10 00:01:12,836 --> 00:01:15,999 Come on, stupid clock, please strike 3 11 00:01:19,509 --> 00:01:26,108 In the summer, I will get a golden tan 12 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:32,620 I will goof off every second that I can 13 00:01:32,789 --> 00:01:35,952 During summer break, I'll see the sights 14 00:01:36,126 --> 00:01:39,493 I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight 15 00:01:39,663 --> 00:01:42,791 I shall find the skunk hunk of my dreams 16 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:46,231 Wanna hug that kitty till he screams 17 00:01:46,403 --> 00:01:52,638 Summer is the time to hang With your best friends 18 00:01:53,076 --> 00:01:59,413 Our one wish Is that the summer never ends 19 00:01:59,582 --> 00:02:02,608 We have all been waiting patiently 20 00:02:02,786 --> 00:02:05,949 Waiting for the clock to set us free 21 00:02:06,122 --> 00:02:09,455 We beg for summer on bended knee 22 00:02:09,626 --> 00:02:12,390 Come on, stupid clock, please strike 3 23 00:02:12,562 --> 00:02:14,257 Strike one, strike two 24 00:02:14,431 --> 00:02:17,889 Strike three 25 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:19,092 [RINGING] 26 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,930 You're out! 27 00:02:21,104 --> 00:02:22,628 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 28 00:02:23,373 --> 00:02:25,364 [ALL CHEERING] 29 00:02:27,444 --> 00:02:31,505 [SINGING] We almost went loony From counting days till Juney 30 00:02:31,681 --> 00:02:35,447 Now this afternoony Summertime is here 31 00:02:35,618 --> 00:02:37,279 A three-month vacation 32 00:02:37,454 --> 00:02:39,445 ALL: For kids across the nation 33 00:02:39,622 --> 00:02:41,351 Whatever your location 34 00:02:41,524 --> 00:02:43,287 It's the best time of the year 35 00:02:43,927 --> 00:02:47,727 Visit Acme Acres For a cooldown in the sun 36 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:51,458 Beat the heat, it's a treat Lunch for everyone 37 00:02:51,634 --> 00:02:55,502 We're tiny, we're toony We're all a little loony 38 00:02:55,672 --> 00:03:00,234 It's Tiny Toon Adventures With some summer fun 39 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:02,674 Now the video's begun 40 00:03:08,985 --> 00:03:10,646 PLUCKY: Ah, vacation. 41 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:13,983 Three months of glorious nonconstructive downtime. 42 00:03:14,157 --> 00:03:17,718 Now, if you ask real nice, Hammy, I'll consider letting you hang out with me. 43 00:03:17,894 --> 00:03:21,728 - Gee, that's nice of you, Plucky, but... - Now, what will we do first? The beach? 44 00:03:25,935 --> 00:03:27,368 [PLUCKY GASPS] 45 00:03:27,937 --> 00:03:29,529 Camping? 46 00:03:29,706 --> 00:03:31,606 [BEAR GROWLING] 47 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:33,367 [PLUCKY SCREAMS & HAMTON GULPS] 48 00:03:33,543 --> 00:03:36,376 Or shall we simply veg the whole 12 weeks away... 49 00:03:36,546 --> 00:03:38,844 ...in front of the boob tube? 50 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:41,778 -[SINGING] We're tiny -We're toony 51 00:03:41,951 --> 00:03:43,350 We're all a little... 52 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,114 But, Plucky, I'm going out of town this summer. 53 00:03:46,289 --> 00:03:47,313 Huh? 54 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:49,685 HAMTON: My folks are taking me to Happy World Land. 55 00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:52,157 Happy World Land? 56 00:03:52,328 --> 00:03:55,422 Not the happiest place, go on all the rides till you barf... 57 00:03:55,598 --> 00:03:57,930 ...fun for kids of all ages Happy World Land? 58 00:03:58,101 --> 00:04:01,434 - Uh, yeah. - Gasp and drool. 59 00:04:01,604 --> 00:04:03,435 That's every duckling's dream. 60 00:04:03,606 --> 00:04:06,200 WADE: Ha, ha. Oh, Hamton. 61 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,775 Hurry up, son. Ha, ha. 62 00:04:07,944 --> 00:04:09,104 We're all raring to go. 63 00:04:10,547 --> 00:04:12,708 - HAMTON: Okay, Dad. - No. 64 00:04:14,317 --> 00:04:15,443 [GRUNTS] 65 00:04:15,618 --> 00:04:18,212 I'll send you a postcard. 66 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:22,781 [BOTH GRUNTING] 67 00:04:30,633 --> 00:04:32,624 So long. Have a nice summer. 68 00:04:32,802 --> 00:04:34,736 PLUCKY: Happy World Land? 69 00:04:34,904 --> 00:04:37,065 CLOWNS: Ha, ha, you can't go. 70 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,367 Ha, ha, you can't go. 71 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:41,703 Ha, ha, you can't go. 72 00:04:41,878 --> 00:04:42,902 Mwah. 73 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:44,103 CLOWNS: Ha! 74 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,647 WADE: Anyone have to use the powder room? Ha, ha. 75 00:04:47,851 --> 00:04:49,171 WINNIE: No, dear. HAMTON: No, Dad. 76 00:04:49,319 --> 00:04:50,343 All right, then. 77 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,748 [ENGINE REVVING] 78 00:04:58,795 --> 00:05:01,423 Bye, Plucky. 79 00:05:04,801 --> 00:05:05,995 There he goes. 80 00:05:06,169 --> 00:05:09,070 My best pal, off on the dream vacation of a lifetime... 81 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:12,606 ...while I sit here and rot alone. 82 00:05:13,576 --> 00:05:16,306 WINNIE: Oops. Dropped the toilet paper. 83 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:21,307 We'll see who gets left behind. 84 00:05:21,484 --> 00:05:23,475 [WADE HUMMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"] 85 00:05:27,757 --> 00:05:29,952 WADE [SINGING]: Pop goes the weasel 86 00:05:30,126 --> 00:05:32,492 Are you buckled in all nice and tight, Hammy, hon? 87 00:05:32,662 --> 00:05:34,357 [IN MUFFLED VOICE] Yes, Mom. 88 00:05:34,531 --> 00:05:37,261 And Uncle Stinky is ready to roll too. 89 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:39,993 [BELCHING] 90 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,261 [WADE HUMMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"] 91 00:05:46,109 --> 00:05:48,100 [SINGING] Pop goes the weasel 92 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:52,840 Oh, look, honey, Old Bessie's about to hit 100,000 miles. 93 00:05:53,016 --> 00:05:55,007 We have to record this for posterity. 94 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:04,089 [CHUCKLES] 95 00:06:17,707 --> 00:06:19,174 [BELL TOLLING] 96 00:06:28,251 --> 00:06:29,878 ALL: Hooray! 97 00:06:30,386 --> 00:06:31,751 Whoops. Ha, ha. 98 00:06:31,921 --> 00:06:33,513 Forgot to take off the lens cap. 99 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:36,659 WINNIE & HAMTON: Aw. WADE: Ah, we'll back up and do it again. 100 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:51,266 [GRUNTS] 101 00:06:57,013 --> 00:06:59,481 ALL: Hooray! 102 00:07:03,152 --> 00:07:07,316 I think the left front tire is a little low. 103 00:07:13,997 --> 00:07:15,464 Aha. 104 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:31,075 Why, Plucky, did you want to come on our trip too? 105 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:33,238 No, no. No, ma'am. 106 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:37,750 I'll just spend my summer here, alone and forgotten. 107 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,353 [SOBBING] 108 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:42,184 Gee, Dad, can't we take Plucky with us? 109 00:07:42,358 --> 00:07:44,485 Oh, please, please, please. 110 00:07:44,661 --> 00:07:45,923 [WADE LAUGHS] 111 00:07:46,095 --> 00:07:48,063 Why, sure. 112 00:07:48,264 --> 00:07:50,630 You can sit next to Hamton and Uncle Stinky. 113 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,325 Yay! Welcome aboard, Plucky. 114 00:07:53,503 --> 00:07:54,731 Hi, Hammy. 115 00:07:54,904 --> 00:07:56,895 [PLUCKY SNIFFING] 116 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:02,341 [STINKY GRUNTING] 117 00:08:02,512 --> 00:08:04,844 Put her there, Uncle... 118 00:08:11,154 --> 00:08:13,213 [SNIFFING] 119 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:14,822 [GROANS] 120 00:08:20,296 --> 00:08:24,289 WADE: Alrighty rainy roo, next stop, Happy World Land. 121 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:26,492 ALL: Yay! 122 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:36,371 [SINGING] Oh, the sun shines bright On Babsy Bunny's heart 123 00:08:36,546 --> 00:08:40,073 It's time to apply zinc oxide 124 00:08:40,249 --> 00:08:45,050 [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Here's the world-famous Babs Bunny starting her vacation. 125 00:08:45,221 --> 00:08:47,553 She has her fabulous beach chair... 126 00:08:47,724 --> 00:08:50,352 ...her state-of-the-art sound system... 127 00:08:50,526 --> 00:08:54,860 ...and her fabulous view of the French Riviera. 128 00:08:55,031 --> 00:08:56,430 Ah. 129 00:08:56,599 --> 00:08:59,124 How does she do it? 130 00:08:59,302 --> 00:09:01,327 [IN NORMAL VOICE] It's a toon thing. 131 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,919 Ah. 132 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:20,646 Roasting in the sun. 133 00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:26,352 What a catastrophe it would be if it all suddenly came to an end. 134 00:09:51,454 --> 00:09:52,819 [WHISTLES] 135 00:09:54,123 --> 00:09:56,284 [SCREAMS] 136 00:10:00,596 --> 00:10:02,154 [SCREAMS] 137 00:10:07,904 --> 00:10:08,996 [SCREAMS] 138 00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:11,072 [BABY CRYING] 139 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,502 MOTHER: Buster Bunny... 140 00:10:12,675 --> 00:10:17,442 ...don't you dare squirt Babs with that water pistol inside the burrow. 141 00:10:17,613 --> 00:10:20,309 That kind of thing is for outside play. 142 00:10:24,954 --> 00:10:26,319 [SCREAMS] 143 00:10:27,223 --> 00:10:29,214 [LAUGHING] 144 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,091 Aha. 145 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:55,076 Over here, Barbara Anne Bunny. 146 00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:57,776 BABS: Don't call me that! 147 00:10:58,187 --> 00:10:59,484 [SCREAMS] 148 00:11:04,026 --> 00:11:05,618 [SCREAMS] 149 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:11,626 Do your ears look better dry or wet? 150 00:11:13,636 --> 00:11:15,035 [SCREAMS] 151 00:11:18,774 --> 00:11:20,207 One more time. 152 00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:23,641 Kick and breathe and kick and breathe. 153 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,713 [SNORES] 154 00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:38,153 You're not gonna learn anything floating at the bottom of the pool. 155 00:11:38,327 --> 00:11:39,794 Gangway. Coming through. Pardon me. 156 00:11:39,962 --> 00:11:41,987 BABS: Oh, great. Just what I need. 157 00:11:42,164 --> 00:11:47,693 Hey, Miss Bunny-Head-Head, that's my baby kitty poolie-woolie. 158 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:48,996 I want it. 159 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:50,663 You want it? 160 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,536 I do, I do, I do! 161 00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:54,903 BABS: It's all yours, sister. 162 00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:56,977 [CAT SCREECHES] 163 00:11:57,146 --> 00:11:58,170 Come back! 164 00:11:58,347 --> 00:12:02,181 We've got skydiving lessons at 4! 165 00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:07,745 BABS: I'll get even with Buster if it's the last thing I do. 166 00:12:08,124 --> 00:12:09,853 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 167 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,766 [CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 168 00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:20,425 Water! Water! Water! 169 00:12:20,603 --> 00:12:23,538 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 170 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:27,937 Perhaps I've gone too far. 171 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,679 But Buster will get drenched for sure. 172 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:37,182 I wouldn't say that. 173 00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:41,615 [GROWLS] 174 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:46,720 BUSTER: Ha, ha. And now for the coup de grâcey. 175 00:13:15,992 --> 00:13:17,721 [SNORES] 176 00:13:21,831 --> 00:13:23,731 [YAWNS] 177 00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:26,658 [SNORES] 178 00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:30,104 Now, where'd he get to? 179 00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:33,038 [GASPS] 180 00:13:35,144 --> 00:13:38,272 I do this water thing to Babsy throughout the entire video. 181 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:55,924 Uncle? 182 00:13:56,098 --> 00:13:57,895 Uncle. 183 00:13:58,567 --> 00:13:59,932 Something's on my foot. 184 00:14:00,102 --> 00:14:01,126 [SCREAMS] 185 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:03,100 It's the creeping unknown! 186 00:14:03,272 --> 00:14:04,637 It's not of this earth! 187 00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:06,638 Buster, you've got to save my foot. 188 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:09,471 It's my lucky rabbit's foot. 189 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:12,579 It's Byron. 190 00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:15,078 BABS: Who knew? 191 00:14:17,019 --> 00:14:19,681 - So how do we stop this thing? - We don't. 192 00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:21,914 BABS: So long, Acme Acres. 193 00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:24,992 BUSTER: Hello, adventure. 194 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:34,597 Mondo distress signal. Buster and Babs are, like, in peril. 195 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,330 I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summerjob. 196 00:14:37,907 --> 00:14:39,340 Hey, Shirley. 197 00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,772 How's about going to the dadgum movies with me? 198 00:14:41,944 --> 00:14:44,742 Like, go bowl for dollars. 199 00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:46,848 [ALL CHATTERING] 200 00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:49,707 Huh? 201 00:14:49,885 --> 00:14:51,409 [ALL GROAN] 202 00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:54,013 [ALL GROAN] 203 00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:59,790 All my life, I have had but one dream. 204 00:14:59,962 --> 00:15:04,365 To meet Johnny Pew, le skunk movie star of my dreams. 205 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,602 Hmm. Let me get a clear look at your aura. 206 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,670 I'm getting something. 207 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:13,798 Johnny Pew is heading toward the Acme Resort Hotel. 208 00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,674 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 209 00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:20,009 FIFl: I am coming to you. 210 00:15:22,084 --> 00:15:24,917 Come on, Shirl. Let's take in a dadgum flick. 211 00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:27,214 Not now. 212 00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:33,095 [CRYING] 213 00:15:35,197 --> 00:15:37,256 Why the bummer vibes, Dizzy? 214 00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:39,094 In summer, Dizzy shed. 215 00:15:39,268 --> 00:15:41,828 If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked. 216 00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:44,438 You need to get in touch with your feelings, Diz. 217 00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:46,199 Don't deny your inner self. 218 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,434 Spin for the sheerjoy of spinning. 219 00:15:59,488 --> 00:16:01,285 [SCREAMS] 220 00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:03,448 [LAUGHING] 221 00:16:08,797 --> 00:16:10,287 Check out the dude in the box. 222 00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,390 Must be the new trend. 223 00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:15,901 New trend? How very. 224 00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:19,332 The box look is in. 225 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:21,840 SKATER: Way in. 226 00:16:23,579 --> 00:16:27,208 FOWLMOUTH: You just gotta go to the dadgum movies with me, Shirl. Please? 227 00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,475 Oh, all right. 228 00:16:29,018 --> 00:16:32,920 See, the girls just can't dadgum resist me. 229 00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:34,886 [SHIRLEY SIGHS] 230 00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:37,682 [DIZZY SCREAMS] 231 00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:49,428 PIGS [SINGING]: Sixty-seven bottles Of nonalcoholic beverage on the wall 232 00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:51,596 Sixty-seven bottles Of nonalcoholic beverage 233 00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:53,867 If one of these bottles should happen to fall 234 00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:56,910 Sixty-six bottles Of nonalcoholic beverage on the wall 235 00:16:57,079 --> 00:16:59,604 Sixty-six bottles of nonalcoholic beverage On the wall 236 00:16:59,782 --> 00:17:00,806 Sixty-six bottles... 237 00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:03,417 Sheesh. The von Trapp family, they ain't. 238 00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:07,716 Uh, call me picky, but isn't that song actually "A hundred bottles of beer on the wall"? 239 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,919 We don't drink in our family, Plucky. 240 00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:17,195 Uh, hey, is it just me or is it hot in here? 241 00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,165 How about a little a.c., huh? 242 00:17:19,335 --> 00:17:22,668 Air conditioning wastes gas. I'll just crack a window. 243 00:17:22,838 --> 00:17:26,330 Don't you dare, Wade. People will think we can't afford air conditioning. 244 00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:28,499 [WADE HUMMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"] 245 00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:34,371 [SINGING] Pop goes the weasel 246 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,574 [CHUCKLES] 247 00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:37,742 Say, Dad, you know anything else? 248 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,581 Like, uh, I don't know, "Old MacDonald"? 249 00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:41,882 [HUMMING "OLD MacDONALD"] 250 00:17:42,057 --> 00:17:43,888 [SINGING] Pop goes the weasel 251 00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:46,027 [WADE CHUCKLES & PLUCKY GROANS] 252 00:17:47,763 --> 00:17:51,096 Well, at least a refreshing summer shower has sprung up. 253 00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,359 Ah. 254 00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:53,796 [GARGLES] 255 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:55,960 [QUACKING] 256 00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,830 [GRUNTING] 257 00:18:02,278 --> 00:18:03,677 [SCREAMS] 258 00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:06,781 I stand corrected. 259 00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:10,879 PLUCKY: Are we anywhere remotely near Happy World Land yet? 260 00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,112 No. But if you're bored, we can always play... 261 00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:15,416 Spot the Car. Spot the Car. 262 00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:17,855 Ha, ha... Spot the Car. 263 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:19,892 Whoopee! 264 00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:24,465 Oh, you mean, like, spot the red cars or the cars with out-of-state plates, huh? 265 00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:27,796 No, any car. 266 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,267 WADE: Here they come. 267 00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:31,201 PIGS: There's a car. There's a car. 268 00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:33,000 There's a car. There's a car. 269 00:18:33,175 --> 00:18:34,870 There's a car. There's a car. 270 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:37,035 [PIGS LAUGHING] 271 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:40,881 - Fun game. - Look, look, here comes some more. 272 00:18:41,317 --> 00:18:43,911 PIGS: There's a car. There's a car. There's a car. 273 00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:45,610 There's a... 274 00:18:45,788 --> 00:18:46,812 Whoops. 275 00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:48,320 Truck. 276 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,481 [PIGS LAUGHING] 277 00:18:53,162 --> 00:18:56,063 - Shoot me. - Ooh, a tunnel. 278 00:18:56,231 --> 00:18:59,166 Everybody hold your breath in the tunnel and make a wish. 279 00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:00,529 How childish. 280 00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:05,037 If you hold your breath the whole time, your wish will come true. 281 00:19:06,909 --> 00:19:09,969 I wish I was in Happy World Land. I wish I was in Happy World Land. 282 00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,761 I wish I was in Happy World Land. 283 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,828 I wish I was in Happy World Land. 284 00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:38,172 I can't make it. 285 00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,305 [YELPING] 286 00:19:47,282 --> 00:19:49,409 I miss school. 287 00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,781 [PIGS LAUGHING] 288 00:19:58,994 --> 00:20:00,985 Oh, I love that game. 289 00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:03,256 [PANTING] 290 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:06,458 Gee, Plucky, I guess you didn't get your wish. 291 00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:09,661 Yeah. Hey, neither did you guys. 292 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:10,896 Sure we did. 293 00:20:11,073 --> 00:20:13,541 We made the same wish we always do. 294 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:18,544 ALL: To be a happy and loving family forever and ever. 295 00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,841 Oh, rapture. Oh, pure joy. 296 00:20:21,016 --> 00:20:23,348 Oh, for the love of Norman Rockwell and "The Letterman." 297 00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:25,851 [STINKY GRUNTING] 298 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:28,854 Hey, the game's over, Uncle Stin... 299 00:20:31,393 --> 00:20:33,190 ...ky. 300 00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:53,542 Speak to me, Plucky. 301 00:20:54,082 --> 00:20:55,777 Auntie Em, is that you? 302 00:21:13,202 --> 00:21:16,694 You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river. 303 00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:20,706 Oh, relax. Enjoy the gentle lapping of the water... 304 00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,436 ...the carefree croaking of the frogs... 305 00:21:23,612 --> 00:21:27,241 ...the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears. 306 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,010 BABS: The scary possum kid plucking the banjo. 307 00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:32,449 [PLAYING "OLD FOLKS AT HOME"] 308 00:21:32,621 --> 00:21:35,988 BUSTER: Don't worry, Babs. He's just trying to communicate. 309 00:21:36,158 --> 00:21:40,219 After all, music is the universal language. 310 00:21:40,395 --> 00:21:44,832 Hmm. His music does have a certain rustic je ne sais quoi... 311 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,433 ...romantic charm... 312 00:21:46,602 --> 00:21:48,229 ...if you know what I mean. 313 00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:50,595 [BUSTER STAMMERING] 314 00:21:52,274 --> 00:21:54,333 Humma, humma, humma... 315 00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:58,276 Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me? 316 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,142 BUSTER: You might say that. 317 00:22:01,884 --> 00:22:04,751 - I got you. I got you. - But who's got you? 318 00:22:05,053 --> 00:22:07,248 [BABS SCREAMING] 319 00:22:07,723 --> 00:22:09,486 SUPERMAN: I do, kids. 320 00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:15,458 Hey, pal, this is our story. 321 00:22:15,631 --> 00:22:17,656 Yeah, get your own video. 322 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,165 It's your call. 323 00:22:21,169 --> 00:22:23,137 [BABS SCREAMING] 324 00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:29,473 ALL [SINGING]: Beneath the ocean 325 00:22:29,645 --> 00:22:31,442 Beneath the ocean 326 00:22:32,314 --> 00:22:35,442 We make big commotion Beneath the ocean 327 00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:36,942 [BURBLES] 328 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,950 Wrong cartoon. 329 00:22:39,755 --> 00:22:41,120 [CRACKS] 330 00:23:02,077 --> 00:23:03,738 Babs? 331 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,642 You okay, Babsy? 332 00:23:26,401 --> 00:23:29,063 Hey, Babs, come on, wake up. 333 00:23:31,773 --> 00:23:34,264 You splash me one more time, blue ears, and I'Il... 334 00:23:34,443 --> 00:23:35,467 [LEAVES RUSTLING] 335 00:23:35,644 --> 00:23:37,339 Shh, shh. What's that? 336 00:23:37,512 --> 00:23:39,503 [LEAVES RUSTLING] 337 00:23:47,422 --> 00:23:51,017 BABS: Okay, we're obviously outnumbered. We'll just quietly retreat. 338 00:23:53,061 --> 00:23:54,585 [BABS & BUSTER SCREAM] 339 00:23:54,763 --> 00:23:56,697 [PLAYING "OLD FOLKS AT HOME"] 340 00:23:59,401 --> 00:24:02,598 Oh, look, it's our pal from the bridge. 341 00:24:04,439 --> 00:24:06,373 These must be his kinfolk. 342 00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:09,203 Howdy, Buster and Babs Bunny here. No relation. 343 00:24:09,378 --> 00:24:10,709 [GROWLING] 344 00:24:11,146 --> 00:24:14,047 Aren't they the happy little chatterboxes? 345 00:24:21,523 --> 00:24:23,150 Good evening, ladies. 346 00:24:25,827 --> 00:24:27,590 Look, they want us to stay for dinner. 347 00:24:28,964 --> 00:24:30,932 For dinner or as dinner? 348 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:36,867 BUSTER: Relax, Babs. Don't be so judgmental. 349 00:24:40,776 --> 00:24:43,108 These are good, salt-of-the-earth folk. 350 00:24:43,545 --> 00:24:44,671 That's what scares me. 351 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,109 We can still relate to each other. 352 00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:49,273 [MIMICKING BANJO TWANGING] 353 00:24:50,452 --> 00:24:53,512 [PLAYING SAME TUNE] 354 00:25:07,969 --> 00:25:09,334 [BABS SCREAMS] 355 00:25:10,172 --> 00:25:11,852 [BOTH PLAYING "TINY TOON ADVENTURES" THEME] 356 00:25:12,808 --> 00:25:13,832 [BABS SCREAMS] 357 00:25:21,783 --> 00:25:22,841 [BABS SCREAMS] 358 00:25:43,638 --> 00:25:46,106 Buster! 359 00:26:00,722 --> 00:26:01,746 [GIGGLING] 360 00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:45,323 BABS: Come on. 361 00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,696 We were really cooking. 362 00:26:50,572 --> 00:26:54,201 You are really so alert. 363 00:27:08,857 --> 00:27:10,722 [CAT SCREECHING] 364 00:27:10,892 --> 00:27:13,952 Come back, kitty, you'll get a sunburn. 365 00:27:20,368 --> 00:27:24,065 FIFl: Le sigh. The Acme Resort Hotel. 366 00:27:24,639 --> 00:27:27,574 Johnny Pew is in there somewhere. 367 00:27:30,745 --> 00:27:32,736 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 368 00:27:33,815 --> 00:27:34,941 [GRUNTS] 369 00:27:36,051 --> 00:27:37,279 Yes? How may I help you? 370 00:27:37,452 --> 00:27:39,920 I am here to get Johnny Pew's autograph. 371 00:27:40,088 --> 00:27:43,251 He is my favorite movie-star skunk hunk. 372 00:27:46,094 --> 00:27:47,356 [GRUNTS] 373 00:27:49,831 --> 00:27:53,824 This may be a bit more difficult than I imagined. 374 00:27:58,707 --> 00:28:03,041 Hello, Mr. Leno, would you like me to check your chin? 375 00:28:03,211 --> 00:28:06,146 [IN BROOKLYN ACCENT] Where is my client? I must see my client. 376 00:28:06,314 --> 00:28:07,906 Can I help you, madam? 377 00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:10,813 I am Michelle Lovitz, Johnny Pew's agent. 378 00:28:10,986 --> 00:28:13,454 And I need to see my client right away. 379 00:28:14,256 --> 00:28:17,123 Really? How very interesting. 380 00:28:17,292 --> 00:28:19,385 Uh, right this way. 381 00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:26,966 Now, then, you both claim to be Michelle Lovitz. 382 00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:32,201 Will the real Michelle Lovitz please stand up? 383 00:28:37,879 --> 00:28:38,903 [SQUEAKS] 384 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:45,409 [IN NORMAL VOICE] It isn't over till the fat lady sings. 385 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:49,818 WOMAN [SINGING]: O'er the land of the free 386 00:28:49,991 --> 00:28:54,826 And the home of the brave 387 00:29:01,436 --> 00:29:05,497 [SOBBING] Le boo, le boo, le boo. 388 00:29:05,674 --> 00:29:09,371 I will never get his autograph. 389 00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:12,971 Who's the delivery for? 390 00:29:13,148 --> 00:29:16,015 Eh, some Hollywood hotshot in the hotel. 391 00:29:19,988 --> 00:29:23,253 - Where to? - Up on 11. 392 00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,451 [HUMMING SULTRY TUNE] 393 00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:40,572 Viva la success. 394 00:29:49,084 --> 00:29:50,381 LETTERMAN: Grub is here. 395 00:29:50,552 --> 00:29:52,543 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 396 00:29:53,822 --> 00:29:57,258 When I ordered room service, I was hoping they'd send up another room. 397 00:29:57,425 --> 00:29:59,416 [McMAHON & AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 398 00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:03,095 Oprah, what kind of tree are you? 399 00:30:03,264 --> 00:30:05,755 Well, girlfriend, I'm a weeping willow. 400 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:06,958 [SOBBING] 401 00:30:07,135 --> 00:30:08,159 AUDIENCE: Aw. 402 00:30:08,336 --> 00:30:10,167 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 403 00:30:14,109 --> 00:30:15,667 So, what's with the hair? 404 00:30:15,844 --> 00:30:18,745 Hey, let's get busy. 405 00:30:18,913 --> 00:30:20,938 [HOOTING] 406 00:30:21,616 --> 00:30:24,779 Oh, my, we're having some fun now. 407 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,511 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 408 00:30:26,688 --> 00:30:27,848 [PLAYS RIMSHOT] 409 00:30:34,529 --> 00:30:35,655 Le sob. 410 00:30:35,830 --> 00:30:37,889 Le really big sob. 411 00:30:38,066 --> 00:30:39,090 Le boo-hoo. 412 00:30:39,267 --> 00:30:40,461 [SOBS AND SNIFFS] 413 00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:42,603 Ugh. Blow your nose. 414 00:30:42,771 --> 00:30:44,363 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 415 00:30:50,011 --> 00:30:51,171 Johnny! 416 00:30:51,346 --> 00:30:53,712 You! 417 00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:57,479 [JOHNNY GRUNTS] 418 00:30:58,219 --> 00:31:00,881 Ah! Could I have your autograph? 419 00:31:01,056 --> 00:31:03,217 Uh, I don't have a pen. 420 00:31:04,726 --> 00:31:06,318 Got to have a pen. 421 00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:07,961 Oh, please. 422 00:31:08,129 --> 00:31:10,563 [FIFI WHIMPERING] 423 00:31:10,732 --> 00:31:12,723 [SOBBING] 424 00:31:14,736 --> 00:31:15,794 Sob. 425 00:31:15,970 --> 00:31:18,268 Hey, relax, babe. We'll find one. 426 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,998 Come on. 427 00:31:20,308 --> 00:31:22,367 I would die for you. 428 00:31:22,544 --> 00:31:26,503 JOHNNY: I know, but that won't be necessary. You can just carry my stuff. 429 00:31:29,084 --> 00:31:31,245 Oh, somebody, pinch me. 430 00:31:33,688 --> 00:31:36,156 Wait for me, Johnny. 431 00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:47,291 PLUCKY: Say, how about some grub? 432 00:31:47,469 --> 00:31:49,596 WINNIE: Ooh, good idea. 433 00:31:49,771 --> 00:31:51,602 Mm. Yum. 434 00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:54,606 Mayo and cream cheese on white with the crusts cut off. 435 00:31:54,776 --> 00:31:56,835 My favorite. 436 00:32:01,282 --> 00:32:03,443 They bring their own food to the drive-in. 437 00:32:03,618 --> 00:32:05,279 I don't believe this family. 438 00:32:07,956 --> 00:32:09,890 That's five waters to go. 439 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:12,026 Are you sure you don't want anything else? 440 00:32:12,193 --> 00:32:16,653 Why, yes. I'd like ajumbo cheeseburger, chili fries, a cherry pie... Unh. 441 00:32:16,831 --> 00:32:18,458 Thanks, miss. We're fine. 442 00:32:20,268 --> 00:32:22,133 [STINKY BELCHES] 443 00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:31,904 Well, if I can't stuff my face, I'll feed my intellect. 444 00:32:32,514 --> 00:32:33,947 Comic books. 445 00:32:36,117 --> 00:32:39,245 Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection. 446 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:44,016 A pristine, mint-condition first printing of lmmature Radioactive Samurai Slugs. 447 00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:45,284 Number one. 448 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:50,124 Oh, now, Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips. 449 00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:52,565 Sheesh. 450 00:32:52,734 --> 00:32:56,329 Typical parents, convinced comics will sap a kid's cerebellum. 451 00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:57,903 HAMTON: It's not that. 452 00:32:58,072 --> 00:33:03,806 Reading in the car always makes me, gulp, carsick. 453 00:33:10,818 --> 00:33:12,809 [HAMTON GAGGING] 454 00:33:35,777 --> 00:33:38,109 PLUCKY: No, Hamton, not on the comic! 455 00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:39,337 [VOMIT SPLASHES] 456 00:33:39,514 --> 00:33:41,038 [PLUCKY SOBS] 457 00:34:01,736 --> 00:34:04,466 BABS [SINGING]: Veal parmigiana 458 00:34:04,639 --> 00:34:07,199 Cream fettuccine 459 00:34:07,642 --> 00:34:10,440 Ravioli 460 00:34:10,612 --> 00:34:13,206 Clams with linguini 461 00:34:13,715 --> 00:34:16,707 Hot pepperoni 462 00:34:16,884 --> 00:34:19,853 Tasty spumoni 463 00:34:20,021 --> 00:34:22,319 We haven't eaten in weeks. 464 00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:25,716 [SINGING] Veal parmigiana 465 00:34:25,893 --> 00:34:28,657 Veal parmigiana 466 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:32,027 Babs, that song really put me in the mood. 467 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:35,095 - For what? - Pizza. You got any money? 468 00:34:36,471 --> 00:34:38,439 Thank you, Mr. Romance. 469 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:44,037 You know, Babsy, in this moonlight, you look just like Morey Amsterdam. 470 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:47,204 Morey Amsterdam?! 471 00:34:49,517 --> 00:34:51,246 Hey, look. 472 00:34:52,287 --> 00:34:54,527 BABS [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]: Well, shut my mouth wide open. 473 00:34:54,689 --> 00:34:56,088 A Southern mansion. 474 00:34:56,257 --> 00:34:58,657 Maybe we can ask them how to get back to Acme Acres. 475 00:34:58,826 --> 00:35:02,023 What's your rush? We just got here. 476 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,320 [IN TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENT] Nice place to live if you've got a bolt through your neck. 477 00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:12,667 Rope it in, Boris. It's a romantic tradition of the South. 478 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,038 [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Beautiful homes, refined gentlemen and delicate ladies. 479 00:35:18,813 --> 00:35:20,075 ALLIGATORS: Yes? 480 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:23,217 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Strike my last stereotype. 481 00:35:25,887 --> 00:35:30,290 Well, look who's done come to our Fourth of July soiree. 482 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:32,551 We must introduce ourselves. 483 00:35:32,727 --> 00:35:35,628 BIG BOO: Look, he's got no pants. ALLIGATORS: Ha-ha-ha. 484 00:35:35,797 --> 00:35:38,163 I'm Big Boo. Unh. 485 00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,563 I'm Sissy Boo. Unh. 486 00:35:40,735 --> 00:35:43,397 And I'm Little Boo. 487 00:35:43,938 --> 00:35:47,567 And who are you, you pantless hunk of hair, you? 488 00:35:47,742 --> 00:35:49,073 I'm out of here. 489 00:35:52,814 --> 00:35:53,838 [BUSTER GRUNTS] 490 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:57,718 Well, skin me alive and call me luggage. 491 00:35:57,885 --> 00:35:59,182 [SNIFFING] 492 00:35:59,354 --> 00:36:00,616 What have we here? 493 00:36:00,788 --> 00:36:05,020 A gentleman caller's done come a-courting, Big Daddy Boo. 494 00:36:05,927 --> 00:36:07,952 I'm not courting anyone. 495 00:36:08,129 --> 00:36:11,155 Well, of course you're not, son. Courting's over. 496 00:36:11,332 --> 00:36:14,358 - It's time for the wedding. - What? 497 00:36:14,535 --> 00:36:17,595 Ooh. A Fourth of July wedding. 498 00:36:17,772 --> 00:36:19,262 How romantical. 499 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,432 Now, which one of you hasn't been married for a while? 500 00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:24,635 Me, Big Daddy. 501 00:36:24,812 --> 00:36:27,042 No, it's me. 502 00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:29,513 Me. It's my turn. 503 00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:32,109 Ha, ha. It's mine. Oof. 504 00:36:33,821 --> 00:36:35,379 SISSY BOO: Halt, lizard lips. 505 00:36:37,091 --> 00:36:38,683 It's my turn. 506 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:40,555 No, it's mine. 507 00:36:40,728 --> 00:36:41,752 Mine. 508 00:36:41,929 --> 00:36:43,556 - Mine. - Mine. 509 00:36:43,731 --> 00:36:46,222 Now, simmer down, dumplings. 510 00:36:46,401 --> 00:36:48,392 You'll all marry this one. 511 00:36:48,569 --> 00:36:50,867 I'll get the wedding rings. 512 00:36:51,038 --> 00:36:54,166 - SISSY BOO: I'll get the flowers. - I'll get the oven ready. 513 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:57,072 I can't marry all three of them. That's bigamy. 514 00:36:57,612 --> 00:37:00,206 No. That's big of me. 515 00:37:02,216 --> 00:37:03,240 [BABS CHUCKLES] 516 00:37:03,418 --> 00:37:06,978 BABS [IN NORMAL VOICE]: This will teach Buster a thing or two about starting water fights. 517 00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:08,145 [BYRON SNORING] 518 00:37:08,322 --> 00:37:11,416 Shh. Take a break. I'll handle this. 519 00:37:13,027 --> 00:37:16,087 Now, I just need a plan. 520 00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:19,091 Well, a shack full of fireworks. 521 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,362 Isn't that convenient? 522 00:37:21,803 --> 00:37:24,863 "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... 523 00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:27,030 ...to join this rabbit and this... 524 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:29,608 Uh, these gatorettes in, uh..." 525 00:37:30,211 --> 00:37:33,476 Zubba, zubba, zub. Blah, blah, blah. Yada, yada, yada. 526 00:37:33,648 --> 00:37:35,275 So on, so on, so forth. 527 00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:36,974 I always cry at weddings. 528 00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:39,449 [BUSTER SOBBING] 529 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:40,712 [SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 530 00:37:40,888 --> 00:37:44,915 "And if anybody here thinks these three or four young ones shouldn't get hitched... 531 00:37:45,092 --> 00:37:48,289 ...let them speak now or forever hold their peace." 532 00:37:48,463 --> 00:37:50,303 BABS [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]: Hold it right there. 533 00:37:50,465 --> 00:37:51,932 Hello. Glad to meet you. 534 00:37:52,099 --> 00:37:55,227 I am Chuck B. Charlatan from the Acme Fireworks Company. 535 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,564 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 536 00:37:57,738 --> 00:37:59,069 Well, a wedding. 537 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,502 You are in luck. 538 00:38:00,675 --> 00:38:03,803 This month's special is a variety of wedding fireworks. 539 00:38:03,978 --> 00:38:05,002 [ALLIGATORS CHEERING] 540 00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:07,079 Fireworks! 541 00:38:07,548 --> 00:38:09,607 Well, I don't know. 542 00:38:09,784 --> 00:38:12,378 I am authorized by the Acme Fireworks Company... 543 00:38:12,553 --> 00:38:16,819 ...to offer you, at no charge whatsoever, a free fireworks demonstration. 544 00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:20,419 Nice dress. Make it yourself? Here you go. Greetings, Godzilla. 545 00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:22,754 Looking kind of peaked there, son. 546 00:38:22,930 --> 00:38:24,864 You took long enough. 547 00:38:25,032 --> 00:38:28,729 I was enjoying watching you sweat. 548 00:38:30,271 --> 00:38:33,104 We got snappers and bangers and poppers and crackers. 549 00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:36,107 We got them Roman candles, yucky curly snaky things... 550 00:38:36,277 --> 00:38:39,542 ...and the little spinny whirlibobs that never work. 551 00:38:40,147 --> 00:38:41,205 [YELLS] 552 00:38:41,382 --> 00:38:42,440 [BABS LAUGHS] 553 00:38:42,617 --> 00:38:45,916 Are you married? Hmm? 554 00:38:46,087 --> 00:38:47,987 Sure am. 555 00:38:48,289 --> 00:38:49,483 Meet the missus. 556 00:38:49,657 --> 00:38:51,318 Woof. 557 00:38:53,361 --> 00:38:54,385 [BYRON SNORING] 558 00:38:54,562 --> 00:38:55,790 [BABS SIGHS] 559 00:38:57,698 --> 00:39:00,030 If you'll just step this way for a ringside seat. 560 00:39:00,201 --> 00:39:02,294 No need to shove. Plenty of room for everyone. 561 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:05,837 Well, don't let me interrupt the blessed event. 562 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:09,136 Goodbye, good luck, and bon voyagey. 563 00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:10,902 SISSY BOO: Goodbye! BIG DADDY: Bye-bye! 564 00:39:11,078 --> 00:39:12,102 Huh? 565 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,872 ALLIGATORS: Hey! 566 00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:31,489 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Happy Independence Day. 567 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:35,659 And as Ben Franklin once said, "Let's bolt." 568 00:39:49,283 --> 00:39:51,274 Thanks. I owe you one. 569 00:39:51,452 --> 00:39:53,852 Oh, are we gonna start counting now? 570 00:39:58,859 --> 00:40:00,190 [GROWLS] 571 00:40:02,997 --> 00:40:05,397 ELMYRA: Why my kitty ran away? 572 00:40:05,566 --> 00:40:08,694 I want a kitty-witty head. 573 00:40:10,071 --> 00:40:12,699 MAN [OVER PA]: Welcome to Wild Safari Zoo. 574 00:40:12,873 --> 00:40:16,570 For your safety, please make sure that your doors and windows... 575 00:40:16,744 --> 00:40:18,871 ...remain locked at all times. 576 00:40:19,046 --> 00:40:23,483 Because, you know, wild animals can be very, very dangerous. 577 00:40:23,651 --> 00:40:25,050 ELMYRA: Aminals? 578 00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:30,724 Ooh, a kitty. Or to be more precise, a cheetah. 579 00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:33,384 Kitty, kitty, kitty. 580 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:36,792 MAN: We hope you are enjoying Wild Safari Zoo. 581 00:40:36,964 --> 00:40:41,094 May I repeat so that Warner Bros. won't get sued if anyone really does this... 582 00:40:41,268 --> 00:40:42,895 ...do not get out of the car. 583 00:40:46,807 --> 00:40:50,641 Bye-bye. I'll just die if I don't get a kitty. 584 00:40:50,811 --> 00:40:52,039 It's my obsession. 585 00:40:53,414 --> 00:40:55,405 [SNORING] 586 00:40:57,118 --> 00:40:58,813 I'm gonna start his motor. 587 00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,422 You need a tune-up. 588 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:09,324 [CHEETAH SCREAMS] 589 00:41:14,201 --> 00:41:15,759 [GRUNTING] 590 00:41:17,271 --> 00:41:19,262 [GRUNTING] 591 00:41:22,309 --> 00:41:23,503 Goodness. 592 00:41:23,678 --> 00:41:28,206 My cheetah left me his pajamas. 593 00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:34,012 [SINGING] Ooh, looking good, baby 594 00:41:35,556 --> 00:41:36,955 [GASPS] 595 00:41:37,992 --> 00:41:40,392 [HUMMING "DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY"] 596 00:41:43,130 --> 00:41:46,691 I'm in camouflagey. 597 00:41:52,006 --> 00:41:53,030 [GASPS] 598 00:41:53,207 --> 00:41:54,970 Baby kitties. 599 00:41:55,142 --> 00:41:57,542 Aren't they adorable? 600 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:02,013 I wanna eat you up. 601 00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:04,247 [ALL SCREECH] 602 00:42:04,985 --> 00:42:08,011 ELMYRA: This is no time for hide-and-seek. 603 00:42:08,189 --> 00:42:10,987 Olly olly oxen free. 604 00:42:11,158 --> 00:42:12,716 [CUB 1 WHIMPERS] 605 00:42:13,494 --> 00:42:15,394 Got you. 606 00:42:16,697 --> 00:42:18,494 [CUB 2 WHIMPERS] 607 00:42:20,234 --> 00:42:22,395 Found you. 608 00:42:24,638 --> 00:42:26,401 [CUB 3 WHIMPERS] 609 00:42:26,574 --> 00:42:27,598 Ta-da. 610 00:42:27,775 --> 00:42:28,799 I won. 611 00:42:28,976 --> 00:42:33,572 And my prize is an armful of love. 612 00:42:33,914 --> 00:42:35,814 [HUMMING "TINY TOON ADVENTURES" THEME] 613 00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:45,916 I'm gonna read you all my favorite bedtime stories. 614 00:42:46,093 --> 00:42:51,588 "There are many carnivorous animals in the jungle." 615 00:42:51,766 --> 00:42:52,790 Ooh. 616 00:42:52,967 --> 00:42:54,559 I love carnivals. 617 00:42:54,735 --> 00:43:01,538 "The lion preys on lesser animals such as zebras." 618 00:43:02,743 --> 00:43:04,734 [CUBS WHISPERING] 619 00:43:13,788 --> 00:43:16,552 Ooh, ooh. Here's a pretty picture. 620 00:43:17,057 --> 00:43:19,355 Look, Mr. Pretty-Faced-Gazelley. 621 00:43:19,527 --> 00:43:22,018 That's you. 622 00:43:22,196 --> 00:43:25,461 Kiss yourself. Kiss yourself. Kiss yourself. 623 00:43:27,635 --> 00:43:33,403 And the most feared predator in the jungle is me. 624 00:43:33,574 --> 00:43:34,836 [GIGGLES] 625 00:43:35,009 --> 00:43:36,271 Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me. 626 00:43:36,443 --> 00:43:38,604 [ALL SCREAMING] 627 00:43:43,217 --> 00:43:47,085 Aminals can be so capricious. 628 00:43:47,855 --> 00:43:53,623 [SINGING] I love cats, I love kitties Squeeze them into itty-bittys 629 00:44:07,107 --> 00:44:11,510 Being in nature is so invinegarating. 630 00:44:18,485 --> 00:44:20,476 [HUMMING "TINY TOON ADVENTURES" THEME] 631 00:44:26,327 --> 00:44:27,589 [GROWLS] 632 00:44:30,197 --> 00:44:31,994 [CHEETAH SOBBING] 633 00:44:37,504 --> 00:44:39,335 [CUBS WHIMPERING] 634 00:44:41,075 --> 00:44:43,771 [SCREECHING] 635 00:44:45,713 --> 00:44:48,341 [SOBBING] 636 00:44:50,517 --> 00:44:51,609 [GROWLS] 637 00:44:51,785 --> 00:44:53,685 ELMYRA: Kitty cat. 638 00:44:54,188 --> 00:44:57,021 Ready or not, here I come. 639 00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,449 [ALL WHIMPERING] 640 00:45:04,865 --> 00:45:08,995 Well, if it isn't the king of the jungle. 641 00:45:09,169 --> 00:45:11,364 [ROARS] 642 00:45:11,538 --> 00:45:14,769 You don't have to yell. I know what you want. 643 00:45:14,942 --> 00:45:16,876 You want a haircut. 644 00:45:18,712 --> 00:45:20,043 [GROWLS] 645 00:45:20,214 --> 00:45:22,205 [BUZZING] 646 00:45:23,817 --> 00:45:26,786 There. Isn't that preferable? 647 00:45:26,954 --> 00:45:27,978 [GASPS] 648 00:45:28,155 --> 00:45:29,315 [SCREAMS] 649 00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:32,550 Long hair is so retro. 650 00:45:36,096 --> 00:45:38,394 Come back, you kitties. 651 00:45:41,902 --> 00:45:44,268 WOMAN: Hey. MAN: What are you doing? 652 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:56,013 I lose more kitties that way. 653 00:46:02,523 --> 00:46:05,014 [HORN HONKING] 654 00:46:05,859 --> 00:46:06,917 [YELLS] 655 00:46:08,862 --> 00:46:12,093 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 656 00:46:15,703 --> 00:46:17,694 I'm a wilting waterfowl. 657 00:46:17,871 --> 00:46:20,396 Can we please stop for a drink of water? 658 00:46:20,574 --> 00:46:23,702 I'm starting to sweat almost as much as Uncle Stinky. 659 00:46:23,877 --> 00:46:25,936 I could stand a pit stop myself. 660 00:46:34,088 --> 00:46:35,282 Let's suit up. 661 00:46:35,456 --> 00:46:36,787 Suit up? 662 00:46:44,999 --> 00:46:47,661 Commence restroom sterilization. 663 00:46:58,379 --> 00:46:59,778 [GASPS] 664 00:47:22,036 --> 00:47:24,004 Water. 665 00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:31,369 [GRUNTS] 666 00:47:31,545 --> 00:47:33,035 Darn sticky Naugahyde. 667 00:47:41,822 --> 00:47:44,791 Oh, well, nice to feel a draft again, anyway. 668 00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:46,892 Now to wet my whistle. 669 00:47:49,163 --> 00:47:51,654 WADE: Ah. Nothing like a clean restroom. 670 00:47:55,969 --> 00:47:58,028 Good heavens. If you drink that much water... 671 00:47:58,205 --> 00:48:00,332 ...we'll be stopping again in no time. 672 00:48:00,507 --> 00:48:01,599 [ENGINE REVS] 673 00:48:03,644 --> 00:48:05,134 [GRUNTS] 674 00:48:12,753 --> 00:48:14,914 [WHIMPERING] 675 00:48:17,191 --> 00:48:19,391 WADE: How about some music, Winnie? WINNIE: Ooh, lovely. 676 00:48:20,094 --> 00:48:22,085 ELMER [ON RADIO]: This is K-FUDD radio. 677 00:48:22,262 --> 00:48:25,254 Restful rhythms for weary wayfarers. 678 00:48:25,432 --> 00:48:26,524 [ELMER LAUGHS] 679 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,691 [EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 680 00:48:31,405 --> 00:48:32,963 This is sheer torture. 681 00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:35,301 How long till we're at Happy World Land? 682 00:48:35,476 --> 00:48:38,877 Maybe we could figure it out on this road map. 683 00:48:41,348 --> 00:48:42,372 Now, let's see. 684 00:48:42,549 --> 00:48:44,414 Here's Acme Acres and here's Happy World Land. 685 00:48:44,585 --> 00:48:45,609 [STINKY LAUGHING] 686 00:48:45,786 --> 00:48:48,914 And here's us, smack in the middle of nowhere. 687 00:48:50,257 --> 00:48:54,091 Now, if we proceed due east along this frontage road... 688 00:48:54,261 --> 00:48:55,922 ...then hang a left at Beloit... 689 00:48:56,096 --> 00:49:00,863 ...and jog northwesterly along Route 647 for a couple of dozen parsecs... 690 00:49:01,034 --> 00:49:07,030 ...that will put us into Happy World Land at, oh, roughly, April 6th, 2021. 691 00:49:07,207 --> 00:49:09,767 WADE: I know the way, Plucky. Thank you. 692 00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:16,072 [THUNDER CRASHING] 693 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,899 Rick Dees in the morning... 694 00:49:35,068 --> 00:49:37,502 ...we nearly ran over that poor young man. 695 00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:39,696 He looks as white as a sheet with fear. 696 00:49:39,873 --> 00:49:42,103 The least we can do is give him a ride to town. 697 00:49:46,313 --> 00:49:47,337 [GULPS] 698 00:49:47,514 --> 00:49:50,677 Hi there, young fellow. Need a lift? 699 00:49:51,185 --> 00:49:53,278 Hamton, you squeeze in front with Mom and me. 700 00:49:53,453 --> 00:49:54,681 Okay. 701 00:50:01,762 --> 00:50:02,786 [PLUCKY CHUCKLES] 702 00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:06,660 Hello. Care for some slightly moist reading material? 703 00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:11,310 MAN [ON RADIO]: News flash. 704 00:50:11,471 --> 00:50:16,067 A psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum-security prison. 705 00:50:16,810 --> 00:50:19,438 The raving maniac is described as a lanky man... 706 00:50:19,613 --> 00:50:22,309 ...with scraggly hair and a pasty complexion. 707 00:50:22,482 --> 00:50:24,712 When last sighted, the homicidal fiend... 708 00:50:24,885 --> 00:50:30,016 ...was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat and green high-tops. 709 00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:31,350 Phew. 710 00:50:31,525 --> 00:50:34,153 MAN: Wait. I'm sorry. That's orange high-tops. 711 00:50:36,730 --> 00:50:39,858 Mama. MAN: Doctors report the slavering lunatic... 712 00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:42,194 ...has a psychotic aversion to pork. 713 00:50:43,503 --> 00:50:46,028 In fact, exposure to any pig product... 714 00:50:46,206 --> 00:50:49,004 ...will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. 715 00:50:49,543 --> 00:50:52,808 If seen, please notify the authorities at once. 716 00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:57,383 Remember this important number: 555-9... 717 00:50:57,551 --> 00:51:02,215 Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days. 718 00:51:02,789 --> 00:51:04,518 [LAUGHS] 719 00:51:05,392 --> 00:51:08,156 HITCHHIKER: Bacon. Pork chops. 720 00:51:08,328 --> 00:51:09,556 [HITCHHIKER LAUGHS] 721 00:51:09,730 --> 00:51:12,062 Hog jowls. 722 00:51:14,935 --> 00:51:17,699 It's the... It's the... It's the... 723 00:51:17,871 --> 00:51:19,600 Whew. Ee. Ay. 724 00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:24,939 [SCREAMING] 725 00:51:25,812 --> 00:51:27,507 No roughhousing in the car, Plucky. 726 00:51:30,284 --> 00:51:31,376 [HITCHHIKER SLAVERING] 727 00:51:31,551 --> 00:51:33,246 HITCHHIKER: Spareribs. 728 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:35,718 Ham hocks. 729 00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:37,283 Carnitas. 730 00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:40,484 I'll send an SOS to my sweetheart, Shirley. 731 00:51:40,661 --> 00:51:45,428 Yeah. Once she sees what a spot we're in, she'll rush to our rescue. 732 00:52:01,481 --> 00:52:02,709 [BEEPING] 733 00:52:14,361 --> 00:52:17,296 Special delivery for Shirley the Loon. 734 00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:21,861 - "Dear Shirley..." - Come on, Shirl, it's dadgum movie time. 735 00:52:22,035 --> 00:52:24,595 Mondo dragola. 736 00:52:31,144 --> 00:52:33,271 I want a kitty. I want a kitty. 737 00:52:33,447 --> 00:52:35,711 Will you sign my photo now? 738 00:52:35,882 --> 00:52:38,009 Heh. Are you always so needy? 739 00:52:40,187 --> 00:52:43,623 I've seen this flick a hundred dadgum times, Shirl. You'll love it. 740 00:52:44,591 --> 00:52:47,116 Oh, no, not you again. 741 00:52:49,463 --> 00:52:53,957 Okay, you save the seats, Shirl. I'll snag the dadgum snacks. 742 00:52:54,634 --> 00:52:56,795 All right, move it, big butt. Coming through. 743 00:52:56,970 --> 00:52:59,336 Honey, what do you want? 744 00:52:59,506 --> 00:53:01,997 Ha, ha. He called me honey. Let's see. 745 00:53:02,175 --> 00:53:05,055 I'll have one giant dadgum popcorn, two wieners, hold the dadgum mustard. 746 00:53:05,212 --> 00:53:09,706 Hmm. Goobers or Raisinets? Goobers or Raisinets? 747 00:53:10,183 --> 00:53:12,811 Heh. Ain't that the eternal question? 748 00:53:12,986 --> 00:53:15,216 Guess I'll never know the eternal answer. 749 00:53:19,059 --> 00:53:21,527 Shirl! Shirl! Ah. 750 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,833 Pardon me. Gangway. 751 00:53:28,402 --> 00:53:30,996 Excuse me, you walking area code. Could you move your...? 752 00:53:31,171 --> 00:53:33,935 Ow. Dadgum it. Excuse me. Ooh. 753 00:53:34,107 --> 00:53:35,233 Dadgum it. 754 00:53:35,409 --> 00:53:37,400 You rude dadgum. Hmm. 755 00:53:37,577 --> 00:53:39,943 Cheap way to get snacks, though. 756 00:53:42,082 --> 00:53:43,174 [SHIRLEY GAGS] 757 00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:45,477 Lights are dimming! 758 00:53:45,652 --> 00:53:48,621 Lights are dimming! 759 00:53:50,257 --> 00:53:52,521 Guy, the sound-system promo. 760 00:53:58,865 --> 00:54:00,560 [DRONING ON SCREEN] 761 00:54:07,808 --> 00:54:11,369 ANNOUNCER [ON SCREEN]: The audience is now deaf. 762 00:54:18,618 --> 00:54:20,176 [GRUNTING] 763 00:54:26,359 --> 00:54:29,590 Hello. Are we putting on a little weight, n'est ce pas? 764 00:54:30,030 --> 00:54:31,759 Popcorn pour vous. 765 00:54:32,966 --> 00:54:36,367 Babe, take out the unpopped kernels, okay? They'll chip my caps. 766 00:54:39,439 --> 00:54:41,532 JOHNNY: Shh. It's starting. 767 00:54:43,477 --> 00:54:47,379 I'm Hezakaya Rya, reporter for The Acme Gazette. 768 00:54:47,547 --> 00:54:50,539 Oh, man, it's just some moronic commercial. 769 00:54:51,051 --> 00:54:52,245 Writing is tough work... 770 00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:53,852 [BUSTER & BABS SCREAMING] 771 00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:56,887 ...and sometimes I just need to relax, so I come to this river. 772 00:54:57,057 --> 00:55:00,959 Because even serious journalists need to unwind. 773 00:55:01,127 --> 00:55:03,220 FOWLMOUTH: Quit your dadgum yakking! 774 00:55:03,396 --> 00:55:06,559 ANNOUNCER: No smoking cigarettes in the theater. 775 00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:09,429 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 776 00:55:09,603 --> 00:55:11,594 [MUTTERING] 777 00:55:14,741 --> 00:55:16,732 [ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING] 778 00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:25,577 FOWLMOUTH: All right, Skunknophobia! 779 00:55:25,752 --> 00:55:28,186 - Yahoo! - AUDIENCE: Shh! 780 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,095 I've seen this a hundred times. There's Horatio, the skunknophobe. 781 00:55:37,264 --> 00:55:39,289 MAN: Shh. Come on. Down in front. 782 00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:43,926 Okay, look, Shirl, Horatio is about to get a dadgum flat tire. 783 00:55:44,104 --> 00:55:46,732 - Shh. - "Shh" yourself! 784 00:55:46,907 --> 00:55:48,534 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 785 00:55:49,075 --> 00:55:51,305 Okay, Horatio is terrified of skunks, right? 786 00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:55,539 Watch what happens when he gets out to change his dadgum tire. 787 00:55:56,149 --> 00:55:57,173 [SNIFFS] 788 00:55:57,350 --> 00:55:58,977 Oh, no, a skunk. 789 00:55:59,586 --> 00:56:01,019 [LAUGHING] 790 00:56:01,187 --> 00:56:03,052 You think it's a real dadgum skunk. 791 00:56:03,223 --> 00:56:05,885 - But it's only the stinky state trooper again. - Grr. 792 00:56:06,059 --> 00:56:07,890 - Fowlmouth, pipe down. - See? 793 00:56:08,061 --> 00:56:09,961 Only a dadgum state trooper. 794 00:56:10,130 --> 00:56:12,121 [GROWLING] 795 00:56:18,672 --> 00:56:20,401 Happy? 796 00:56:20,574 --> 00:56:24,806 Ah. Nothing like cool, fresh well water. 797 00:56:24,978 --> 00:56:26,912 FOWLMOUTH: Look out, Horatio! 798 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,342 [HISSES] 799 00:56:28,515 --> 00:56:31,211 That scene really scared me the first time I saw it. 800 00:56:31,384 --> 00:56:33,545 That's it. I'm moving. 801 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,245 - Don't forget to write. - CROWD: Shh! 802 00:56:36,423 --> 00:56:39,722 Oh, you just missed the best part of the movie. 803 00:56:39,893 --> 00:56:41,121 [CROWD GROWLS] 804 00:56:43,430 --> 00:56:46,524 What do you mean by talking through the movie? 805 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:47,997 [SCREAMS] 806 00:56:48,168 --> 00:56:51,035 At this rate, we'll never get to my scene. 807 00:56:51,204 --> 00:56:52,762 Then the crowd should thank me... 808 00:56:52,939 --> 00:56:56,875 ...you n0-talent, dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress. 809 00:56:57,043 --> 00:56:58,704 [ACTORS CHATTERING] 810 00:57:03,483 --> 00:57:05,212 [ALL CHEERING] 811 00:57:11,524 --> 00:57:14,220 Oh, it's Johnny Pew. 812 00:57:14,394 --> 00:57:16,794 Gee, may I have your autograph? 813 00:57:16,963 --> 00:57:19,591 Ha, ha. Sure, babe. 814 00:57:26,072 --> 00:57:27,596 Thanks. 815 00:57:31,011 --> 00:57:34,538 That was my photograph. I cannot believe you. 816 00:57:34,714 --> 00:57:38,115 Yeah, well, I am pretty unbelievable. Heh. 817 00:57:38,752 --> 00:57:43,689 You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk. 818 00:57:43,857 --> 00:57:47,054 You, Monsieur Pew, stink! 819 00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:50,221 [ALL CHEERING] 820 00:57:56,036 --> 00:57:58,504 Ooh. I got myself a kitty. 821 00:57:58,672 --> 00:58:03,473 Hello, my stinky kitty-head. Say hello to Mommy Elmyra. 822 00:58:03,643 --> 00:58:05,110 Oh, no! 823 00:58:05,278 --> 00:58:06,836 Oh, yes. 824 00:58:07,013 --> 00:58:09,447 I'm gonna change your diapers and give you a bath... 825 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:14,781 ...and even potty train you, you stinky kitty-faced man. 826 00:58:19,659 --> 00:58:21,650 [YAWNS THEN GRUNTS] 827 00:58:39,946 --> 00:58:43,848 We're still downriver and I'm still soaked. 828 00:58:44,017 --> 00:58:47,009 BUSTER: You know, you look kind of pretty there standing in the rain. 829 00:58:47,187 --> 00:58:49,621 I love the way the wind rustles through your ears... 830 00:58:49,789 --> 00:58:52,053 ...and that shine the water makes on your fur. 831 00:58:52,225 --> 00:58:57,219 And your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched. 832 00:58:57,864 --> 00:59:00,697 Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you. 833 00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:11,568 Buster, this trip downriver has been truly special. 834 00:59:11,745 --> 00:59:14,805 Downright Twainian in a Hitchcockian sort of way. 835 00:59:14,981 --> 00:59:16,744 But I miss my family. 836 00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:19,441 I miss performing. 837 00:59:19,753 --> 00:59:22,153 I miss being dry! 838 00:59:24,124 --> 00:59:26,115 I wanna go home to Acme Acres. 839 00:59:26,292 --> 00:59:27,316 [STEAMBOAT WHISTLING] 840 00:59:27,494 --> 00:59:30,463 BUSTER: Maybe that steamboat will give us a lift. 841 00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:32,495 Ahoy! Avast! 842 00:59:32,665 --> 00:59:35,395 Uh, shiver me timbers and all that nautical talk. 843 00:59:35,835 --> 00:59:37,666 They don't see us. 844 00:59:38,972 --> 00:59:40,496 BUSTER: Jump! 845 00:59:44,144 --> 00:59:46,339 Babs, grab the lifesaver! 846 00:59:46,513 --> 00:59:49,311 Who can think of candy at a time like this? 847 00:59:49,482 --> 00:59:50,642 Oh. 848 00:59:55,588 --> 00:59:56,816 Are you okay? 849 00:59:56,990 --> 00:59:59,356 Yeah. That was a close one, right, Byron? 850 00:59:59,526 --> 01:00:01,756 [SNORING] 851 01:00:02,195 --> 01:00:06,598 Well, what have we here? Stowaways? 852 01:00:06,766 --> 01:00:08,597 I'm Captain Tupelo Toad. 853 01:00:08,768 --> 01:00:12,864 Now, I don't cotton to stowaways aboard my good ship Delta Burke. 854 01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:15,701 Call me kooky, but that sounds like a song cue to me. 855 01:00:17,110 --> 01:00:20,273 [SINGING] On the good ship Delta Burke 856 01:00:21,614 --> 01:00:23,104 Rope it in, kooky. 857 01:00:23,283 --> 01:00:27,117 That little lady is just what we need for our big show. 858 01:00:28,521 --> 01:00:30,887 - Show? Did you say show? - Uh, thanks... 859 01:00:31,057 --> 01:00:34,959 ...but Babsy here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres. 860 01:00:37,363 --> 01:00:42,630 Ah, Ricky, I wanna be in the show. 861 01:00:44,370 --> 01:00:48,238 I think we can make some sort of deal here. 862 01:00:55,748 --> 01:00:58,546 HITCHHIKER: I hate duck too. 863 01:00:59,319 --> 01:01:01,310 [SCREAMS] 864 01:01:07,026 --> 01:01:09,494 PLUCKY: Dad. Oh, Dad. Wade. Mr. Pig. 865 01:01:09,662 --> 01:01:11,186 [SCREAMING] 866 01:01:16,836 --> 01:01:19,805 This is as far as we go, son. 867 01:01:20,139 --> 01:01:22,664 HITCHHIKER: Where's the duck? Here duckie, duckie, duckie. 868 01:01:22,842 --> 01:01:25,743 Now, remember, if you're ever in Acme Acres... 869 01:01:25,912 --> 01:01:28,346 ...drop by and we'll chew the fat. Ha, ha. 870 01:01:28,514 --> 01:01:29,913 Little pig joke there. 871 01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:32,347 Hasta lumbago. 872 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,920 Die, piggy swine! 873 01:01:38,024 --> 01:01:39,719 Such a nice young man. 874 01:01:39,893 --> 01:01:41,520 Real straight-arrow type. 875 01:01:41,694 --> 01:01:44,060 Did you have a nice talk with our guest, Plucky? 876 01:01:44,230 --> 01:01:46,721 [SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 877 01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:49,494 Plucky? Wake up. We're almost there. 878 01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,660 - Heaven? - Not quite. 879 01:01:51,838 --> 01:01:53,533 But it's the next best thing. 880 01:01:53,706 --> 01:01:55,469 Happy World Land. 881 01:01:56,376 --> 01:01:58,401 Happy World Land? We made it! 882 01:01:58,578 --> 01:02:02,639 Whoopee! Yahoo! Mwah, mwah, mwah. 883 01:02:05,785 --> 01:02:07,412 WADE: Everybody smile. 884 01:02:08,321 --> 01:02:11,347 WINNIE: Have you ever seen such a big parking lot? 885 01:02:11,524 --> 01:02:12,684 PLUCKY: Ooh. 886 01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:16,351 I'm gonna go on every ride till I barf twice. 887 01:02:16,529 --> 01:02:18,520 Now, hold your horses, Plucky. 888 01:02:18,698 --> 01:02:20,825 We've got to capture this Kodak moment. 889 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,399 Excuse me, young man. 890 01:02:22,568 --> 01:02:25,128 Would you mind getting a few pictures of the family? 891 01:02:25,305 --> 01:02:27,432 Uh, yeah. Um, yeah. Um... 892 01:02:29,175 --> 01:02:31,109 [MUMBLING] 893 01:02:33,446 --> 01:02:37,212 Hold it. We're forgetting our happy caps. Okay. 894 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:39,718 [MUMBLING] 895 01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:42,116 WORKER: Cheese. ALL: Cheese. 896 01:02:44,157 --> 01:02:45,590 WADE: Thanks. 897 01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:47,282 Uh, don't mention it. 898 01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:49,325 [ON SPEAKERS] Happy World Land 899 01:02:49,495 --> 01:02:51,326 Happy World Land 900 01:02:51,497 --> 01:02:55,263 Where the fun doesn't stop At only 80 bucks a pop 901 01:02:55,435 --> 01:02:57,403 In beautiful Happy World Land 902 01:02:58,438 --> 01:02:59,928 HAMTON: Come on, Plucky. 903 01:03:00,873 --> 01:03:02,306 PLUCKY: Hey! Wait for me! 904 01:03:02,475 --> 01:03:04,568 HAMTON: The monorail will take us to the park. 905 01:03:04,744 --> 01:03:08,578 Welcome to a land Where the fun never stops 906 01:03:08,748 --> 01:03:12,377 We have six thrill rides and 400 gift shops 907 01:03:12,552 --> 01:03:16,044 The smiles are always rosy The sky is always blue 908 01:03:16,756 --> 01:03:20,886 This is Happy World Land Where all your dreams come true 909 01:03:21,060 --> 01:03:24,291 Look, Hamton, it's the legendary Happy Go Pukey ride. 910 01:03:24,464 --> 01:03:26,455 [ALL CHEERING] 911 01:03:27,066 --> 01:03:28,124 [ALL RETCH] 912 01:03:28,634 --> 01:03:30,932 PLUCKY: There's Happy Feet. 913 01:03:31,104 --> 01:03:32,628 [ALL SCREAMING] 914 01:03:34,340 --> 01:03:35,967 How about a spin on the Gargle? 915 01:03:36,142 --> 01:03:38,133 [GARGLING] 916 01:03:40,046 --> 01:03:42,241 Oh, joy! The Happy Crasher! 917 01:03:44,317 --> 01:03:45,944 [ALL SCREAMING] 918 01:03:46,753 --> 01:03:48,550 PLUCKY: Jeez, the Happy Centrifuge. 919 01:03:48,721 --> 01:03:50,313 [ALL SCREAMING] 920 01:03:50,490 --> 01:03:52,481 [ALL GROANING] 921 01:03:54,527 --> 01:03:56,859 Look, Hammy, there's Slap-Happy Fun. 922 01:03:58,998 --> 01:04:00,192 OPERATOR: Belt up, everyone. 923 01:04:03,136 --> 01:04:05,866 HAMTON: Golly, the Stairway to Heaven. 924 01:04:06,039 --> 01:04:09,566 PLUCKY: Check this out. The Bullet Train to Heck. 925 01:04:12,211 --> 01:04:14,702 Let's stay here a week. No, two weeks. 926 01:04:14,881 --> 01:04:17,349 Heck, let's stay the whole month. 927 01:04:17,550 --> 01:04:20,713 Well, ha, ha, that was fun. 928 01:04:20,887 --> 01:04:24,414 - I'll say. Now, let's go home. - Okay, Mom. 929 01:04:24,590 --> 01:04:26,717 [STAMMERS] But we didn't do anything. 930 01:04:26,893 --> 01:04:29,327 All we did was ride around on the monorail. 931 01:04:29,495 --> 01:04:31,793 Don't wanna overdo it the first visit, Plucky. 932 01:04:31,964 --> 01:04:34,489 Think what we'll have to look forward to the next time. 933 01:04:35,068 --> 01:04:37,696 What? But we didn't... We came all that way. 934 01:04:37,870 --> 01:04:40,202 Don't we even...? Rides. Fun. Pixies. 935 01:04:40,373 --> 01:04:43,433 Happy Go Pukey. 936 01:04:48,114 --> 01:04:51,948 Oh, dear, it looks like Plucky's had way too much excitement for one trip. 937 01:04:52,118 --> 01:04:55,485 - Put him in back, Hamton. - Okay, Dad. 938 01:04:57,090 --> 01:04:58,785 [SINGING] Happy World Land 939 01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,550 Happy World Land 940 01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:03,988 Where all your dreams come true 941 01:05:13,473 --> 01:05:15,668 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC] 942 01:05:15,842 --> 01:05:18,402 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 943 01:05:18,578 --> 01:05:21,172 The Delta Burke's Floating Dinner Theater... 944 01:05:21,347 --> 01:05:27,115 ...is delighted to present two deliciously talented young rabbits... 945 01:05:27,487 --> 01:05:28,715 [DRUMROLL] 946 01:05:28,888 --> 01:05:31,789 ...uh, Buster and Babs Bunny! 947 01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:33,721 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 948 01:05:36,028 --> 01:05:37,427 We're here. 949 01:05:37,597 --> 01:05:41,556 Hi, fun seekers. You know, Babsy and I thought it would be fun... 950 01:05:41,734 --> 01:05:45,226 ...to tell you how we spent our summer vacation riding down the river. 951 01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:48,564 Hey! 952 01:05:48,741 --> 01:05:51,141 [SINGING] And we were rowin', rowin' 953 01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:52,470 Rowin'down the river 954 01:05:52,645 --> 01:05:54,875 Rowin', rowin' 955 01:05:55,047 --> 01:05:56,639 Rowan and Martin 956 01:05:56,816 --> 01:05:58,443 These are the jokes, folks. 957 01:05:58,618 --> 01:06:01,314 Feel free to laugh any time, or not. 958 01:06:01,487 --> 01:06:03,114 Babs. Ahem. 959 01:06:03,289 --> 01:06:06,019 - Hello? - I'm trying to talk to the folks here. 960 01:06:06,192 --> 01:06:07,625 - I'm done. - Positive? 961 01:06:07,793 --> 01:06:08,851 - Check. - Honest? 962 01:06:09,028 --> 01:06:11,792 - You betcha. - Okay. 963 01:06:11,964 --> 01:06:15,764 [SINGING] I met my little bright-eyed doll Down by the riverside 964 01:06:15,935 --> 01:06:17,766 That's it. I have had it. 965 01:06:17,937 --> 01:06:22,306 I am trying to talk to the people here, and all the time you keep interrupting... 966 01:06:22,475 --> 01:06:26,309 ...with your dumb songs and comments and shtick and I don't know what else. 967 01:06:26,479 --> 01:06:29,812 I don't know why I put up with this. All I am trying to do... 968 01:06:29,982 --> 01:06:32,610 ...is tell one simple story. 969 01:06:32,785 --> 01:06:33,911 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 970 01:06:34,086 --> 01:06:36,350 Is that so much to ask? 971 01:06:36,522 --> 01:06:38,854 - Are you done? - I guess. 972 01:06:39,025 --> 01:06:40,049 - Sure? - Yeah. 973 01:06:40,226 --> 01:06:44,253 Good. So Buster and I decided to spend our whole summer going down the river. 974 01:06:44,430 --> 01:06:46,921 It was lots of fun at first but... 975 01:06:47,099 --> 01:06:49,090 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING] 976 01:06:50,503 --> 01:06:51,765 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS FLOURISH] 977 01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:53,633 Thank you. 978 01:06:53,806 --> 01:06:55,501 Sounds like a terrific audience. 979 01:06:55,975 --> 01:06:58,705 A lot nicer than some of the creeps we met on this trip. 980 01:06:58,878 --> 01:07:02,473 You said it. Let's turn up the house lights and get to know each other better. 981 01:07:02,648 --> 01:07:05,947 Lookie, girls, it's our beau with no pants. 982 01:07:07,587 --> 01:07:09,384 Yoo-hoo! 983 01:07:15,995 --> 01:07:17,189 - Possums. - Gators. 984 01:07:17,363 --> 01:07:18,694 - Dinner theater. - Main course. 985 01:07:18,864 --> 01:07:20,388 - Options? Bolt. - One. Bingo. 986 01:07:20,566 --> 01:07:22,466 BABS: Ready? BUSTER: Go! 987 01:07:30,509 --> 01:07:31,567 Dinner. 988 01:07:31,744 --> 01:07:33,371 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 989 01:07:37,216 --> 01:07:38,808 CROWD: Food. 990 01:07:39,385 --> 01:07:43,344 Boy, set a paw out of Acme Acres and you're meat on the table. 991 01:07:43,522 --> 01:07:45,547 BABS: We're trapped. 992 01:07:46,659 --> 01:07:48,559 [BABS SCREAMS] 993 01:07:50,963 --> 01:07:53,727 So where's Superman when you need him? 994 01:07:57,169 --> 01:07:59,160 [GROWLS] 995 01:07:59,939 --> 01:08:01,133 Woof. 996 01:08:06,779 --> 01:08:08,406 BUSTER: Hey, Byron can fly. 997 01:08:08,581 --> 01:08:09,878 BABS: Who knew? 998 01:08:35,408 --> 01:08:40,573 First one to find them gets to chow down on the good parts. 999 01:08:57,797 --> 01:08:59,628 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 1000 01:09:02,301 --> 01:09:03,962 Welsh rabbit. 1001 01:09:12,578 --> 01:09:14,739 Oh, no, one of those possums. 1002 01:09:15,181 --> 01:09:17,741 Oh, shoot. Don't fret none, missy. 1003 01:09:18,184 --> 01:09:20,652 I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. 1004 01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:23,584 I'd never eat a guy who could play his face. 1005 01:09:24,023 --> 01:09:27,083 See, Babsy, I told you music was the universal language. 1006 01:09:27,259 --> 01:09:29,591 And here I thought it was Esperanto. 1007 01:09:29,762 --> 01:09:30,990 [CHAINSAW BUZZING] 1008 01:09:31,163 --> 01:09:33,961 BIG BOO: Don't let them get away! 1009 01:09:57,456 --> 01:09:58,480 Don't look now, Babsy. 1010 01:09:59,892 --> 01:10:01,723 Bunny burgers. 1011 01:10:03,529 --> 01:10:05,394 [BABS SCREAMS] 1012 01:10:32,558 --> 01:10:34,549 [WADE HUMMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"] 1013 01:10:38,597 --> 01:10:41,065 WADE [SINGING]: Pop goes the weasel 1014 01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:43,724 Guess what, we're home. 1015 01:10:44,303 --> 01:10:45,531 Yes! Yes! 1016 01:10:45,704 --> 01:10:46,966 Woof, woof, woof! 1017 01:10:47,139 --> 01:10:48,163 Home, sweet home. 1018 01:10:48,340 --> 01:10:52,174 Mwah, mwah, mwah. 1019 01:10:53,813 --> 01:10:57,271 Mwah, mwah, mwah. Ew. 1020 01:11:01,921 --> 01:11:03,411 Land, ho. 1021 01:11:03,589 --> 01:11:05,250 Mwah, mwah, mwah. 1022 01:11:05,424 --> 01:11:08,689 The sweet taste of my home turf. Mwah. 1023 01:11:08,861 --> 01:11:12,490 WADE: Careful, Plucky, we just had the lawn fertilized. 1024 01:11:22,374 --> 01:11:24,308 Bleh. 1025 01:11:34,487 --> 01:11:35,886 Tongue joke number 10. 1026 01:11:36,055 --> 01:11:39,684 So long, sayonara, and good riddance. 1027 01:11:39,859 --> 01:11:42,259 At least I'll never have to live through that again. 1028 01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:43,725 Hold on there, Plucky. 1029 01:11:45,664 --> 01:11:47,723 You haven't seen the slide show of our trip. 1030 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:50,063 Slide show? 1031 01:11:53,539 --> 01:11:56,770 WINNIE: Ooh, there's that bathroom at that motel we stayed at in Yorba Linda. 1032 01:11:56,942 --> 01:11:58,773 HAMTON: It was so clean. 1033 01:11:58,944 --> 01:12:01,504 [STINKY GRUNTING] 1034 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,360 WINNIE: There's that nice young man we met. 1035 01:12:03,516 --> 01:12:05,074 [PLUCKY SCREAMS] 1036 01:12:05,251 --> 01:12:08,550 WINNIE: Did you give him our address? HAMTON: No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's. 1037 01:12:08,721 --> 01:12:09,813 PLUCKY: What?! 1038 01:12:09,989 --> 01:12:12,787 HAMTON: Oh, look, the parking lot of Happy World Land. 1039 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:14,516 [PLUCKY SOBBING] 1040 01:12:14,693 --> 01:12:17,127 WADE: And that's the last slide. 1041 01:12:17,296 --> 01:12:19,287 I'm free. Free! 1042 01:12:19,732 --> 01:12:21,461 Free at last! I'm absolved! 1043 01:12:21,634 --> 01:12:23,625 Released! Exculpated! Free! 1044 01:12:23,802 --> 01:12:24,826 I flew the coop! 1045 01:12:25,004 --> 01:12:26,995 [PLUCKY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 1046 01:12:43,956 --> 01:12:46,982 BABS [SINGING IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]: I was born a coal digger's daughter 1047 01:12:47,593 --> 01:12:50,391 Great. Now we're in a rerun of Hee Haw. 1048 01:13:02,708 --> 01:13:04,403 [ON SPEAKERS] Happy World Land 1049 01:13:04,577 --> 01:13:06,511 Happy World Land 1050 01:13:06,679 --> 01:13:10,410 Where the fun doesn't stop At only 80 bucks a pop 1051 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:13,279 In beautiful Happy World Land 1052 01:13:13,452 --> 01:13:15,532 BABS [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Oh, boy, here comes a tunnel. 1053 01:13:15,688 --> 01:13:17,417 Hold your breath and make a wish. 1054 01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:22,192 BABS: Oh, I got my wish. A mall. 1055 01:13:22,361 --> 01:13:24,852 BUSTER: What the...? BABS: Back-to-school sales. 1056 01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:27,123 - Buster, it's you. - BUSTER: Oh, what is it? 1057 01:13:27,299 --> 01:13:28,698 BABS: It's the new box look. 1058 01:13:31,737 --> 01:13:33,034 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 1059 01:13:33,205 --> 01:13:35,673 Well, that was unnecessary. 1060 01:13:36,175 --> 01:13:38,336 Oh, and he's not? 1061 01:13:39,111 --> 01:13:40,578 Huh? 1062 01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:45,139 [SCREAMING] 1063 01:13:50,322 --> 01:13:52,813 - BUSTER: The bridge is out. - Oh, Buster. 1064 01:13:52,992 --> 01:13:57,053 - I never got a chance to tell you... - Shh. I feel the same way. 1065 01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:07,531 A plot hole? 1066 01:14:07,706 --> 01:14:11,437 BABS: I was wondering how those hack writers were gonna wrap things up. 1067 01:14:16,115 --> 01:14:19,607 - Head toward the light. - BUSTER: What? Do we got a choice? 1068 01:14:21,353 --> 01:14:24,618 - It's Acme Acres. - Oh, I can see my house. 1069 01:14:28,794 --> 01:14:32,958 Hoo-ee. I sure got a lot to learn about cartoons. 1070 01:14:33,132 --> 01:14:36,124 Yeah, yeah, yeah, there will be plenty of time for that when school starts. 1071 01:14:36,535 --> 01:14:37,695 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 1072 01:14:37,870 --> 01:14:40,566 If you're late for the first day of school, you're cuckoo. 1073 01:14:41,573 --> 01:14:43,165 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1074 01:14:43,742 --> 01:14:45,505 BUSTER: School's starting already? 1075 01:14:46,912 --> 01:14:48,607 Way to go, Huck Finn. 1076 01:14:48,781 --> 01:14:51,375 We spent our entire vacation downriver. 1077 01:14:51,550 --> 01:14:53,211 Summer's over. 1078 01:14:53,385 --> 01:14:58,880 Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it, Babs, than with you. 1079 01:15:00,693 --> 01:15:03,321 - Really? - Absolutely. 1080 01:15:03,495 --> 01:15:04,689 [BABS SIGHS] 1081 01:15:09,935 --> 01:15:11,163 [GROWLS] 1082 01:15:11,336 --> 01:15:12,769 [BUSTER LAUGHS] 1083 01:15:16,175 --> 01:15:20,669 Hot dang, I'm gonna get me some edumacation. 1084 01:15:36,729 --> 01:15:40,722 [SINGING] We're sad, we're confessin' That school is back in session 1085 01:15:40,899 --> 01:15:42,833 I sure learned my lesson 1086 01:15:43,001 --> 01:15:44,832 I actually had fun 1087 01:15:45,003 --> 01:15:48,769 I'm filled with elation I'm back from that vacation 1088 01:15:48,941 --> 01:15:53,002 For my next incarnation I'm coming as a nun 1089 01:15:53,178 --> 01:15:56,636 Welcome back to Acme Loo For a new school year 1090 01:15:57,216 --> 01:15:58,945 -Yikes, a test -I need rest 1091 01:15:59,118 --> 01:16:00,676 I'm living in fear 1092 01:16:01,186 --> 01:16:02,983 Johnny Pew is a pity 1093 01:16:03,155 --> 01:16:04,952 At least I got my kitty 1094 01:16:05,124 --> 01:16:08,651 -No more playtime, now look great -We've been outdone 1095 01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:10,718 Tunnels and car games 1096 01:16:10,896 --> 01:16:12,227 Boy, that trip was sure lame 1097 01:16:12,397 --> 01:16:14,194 Here's our pal, what's his name? 1098 01:16:14,366 --> 01:16:15,390 Someone call a cop 1099 01:16:15,567 --> 01:16:17,262 ALL: You viewers are lucky 1100 01:16:17,436 --> 01:16:18,960 Hey, where the heck is Plucky? 1101 01:16:19,138 --> 01:16:22,039 When weather gets mucky You can take it from the top 1102 01:16:22,574 --> 01:16:25,668 When September rolls around You hear the school bell sound 1103 01:16:25,844 --> 01:16:28,870 Never mind, punch rewind It's summertime again 1104 01:16:29,047 --> 01:16:31,948 We're tiny, we're toony We're all a little loony 1105 01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:33,749 It's Tiny Toon Adventures 1106 01:16:33,919 --> 01:16:36,285 And I am the champ 1107 01:16:36,455 --> 01:16:39,117 And now you are just damp 1108 01:16:42,127 --> 01:16:45,221 I just can't help myself. 1109 01:19:45,477 --> 01:19:46,842 Woof. 1109 01:19:47,305 --> 01:20:47,634 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm