"The Big Bang Theory" The Donation Oscillation

1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,480 <i>Previously on</i> The Big Bang Theory... 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,917 Uh, we sort of have another reason for asking you here. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:10,709 We want to have a baby, but we can't do it on our own. 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,519 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,512 This has been such a nice evening. 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,274 Let's all just stop before anyone says any more things. 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,136 Leonard, would you be the father of our baby? 8 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,753 Oh, you said a thing. 9 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,877 Thank you guys again for agreeing to do this. 10 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,633 Yeah, it means so much to us. 11 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,359 Oh, we're happy we can help. 12 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,392 Yeah, and we don't find it weird at all. 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,440 It's a little weird for us, too. 14 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,477 I mean, instead of our baby looking like Zack, 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,153 it's gonna look like Leonard. 16 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,070 Or Penny, if it's a girl. 17 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,880 You know, it's not gonna look... 18 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,680 Sure. 19 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,640 But I promise, we're gonna be really good parents. 20 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,393 Oh, we know you will. 21 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,840 - So what is the next step? - Yeah. 22 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,040 Well, Leonard, 23 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,880 - we're hoping you'd go in on Monday. - Okay. 24 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,270 And they say for the best results, between now and then, 25 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,430 you shouldn't have sex. 26 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,153 Sorry, bro, I know it seems impossible to go for five days without, 27 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,629 but I believe in you. 28 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,038 Five days? My record is 24 years. 29 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,714 - I think that also means no flying solo. - Oh. 30 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,080 Then my record is 14 years. 31 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,796 And, well, we're really hoping for a son, 32 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,920 so just like keep that in mind when you're in there. 33 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:29,715 Yeah just think, "Little boys, little boys." 34 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,432 Still, just totally not weird. 35 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,638 Hello. 36 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,976 Hey, Sheldon. We're kind of in the middle of something here. 37 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,834 Oh, I won't be a moment. I just need to grab a book off a high shelf, 38 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,355 which I can do because I am both tall and smart. 39 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,198 Sheldon, come home, they don't wanna have your baby. 40 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,119 I don't know what you're talking about. 41 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,876 Oh, dear, I think I got something in my eye, my piercing blue eye. 42 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,318 - Sheldon! - Fine. 43 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,000 I've also never had a cavity and I don't have asthma. 44 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,352 <i>Our whole universe was in a hot dense state</i> 45 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,439 <i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started...</i> 46 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,520 <i>Wait!</i> 47 00:02:13,521 --> 00:02:14,715 <i>The earth began to cool</i> 48 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,393 <i>The autotrophs began to drool</i> 49 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,600 <i>Neanderthals developed tools</i> 50 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,399 <i>We built a wall We built the pyramids</i> 51 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,314 <i>Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery</i> 52 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,437 <i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i> 53 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,520 <i>Bang!</i> 54 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,840 So, this week would've been my wedding 55 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,999 if Anu and I hadn't decided to slow things down. 56 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,437 Oh. Yeah, I would've forgotten, 57 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,354 except for those nonrefundable airline tickets to India I bought. 58 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,917 - Sorry. - No, no, what's $3,000 between friends? 59 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,911 Yeah, I probably would've just thrown it away on healthcare for my children. 60 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,040 If you still wanna go, 61 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,113 you can go to India and help my dad eat all the nonrefundable sushi. 62 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,792 Indian sushi? I need a change of underwear just thinking about that. 63 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,875 I really think we made the right decision. 64 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,478 Agreed. Although, I did have a pretty awesome bachelor party 65 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,914 planned for this weekend. 66 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,116 Really? What was it? 67 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,953 Well, I used my NASA connections to 68 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,278 get us four seats on that plane that lets you experience weightlessness. 69 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,036 The Vomit Comet. That is so cool. 70 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,240 Like, I've always wanted to experience weightlessness. 71 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,994 The closest I ever came was that time 72 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,390 I accidentally set my scale to kilograms. 73 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,194 I know, it would've been fun, 74 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,034 but, hey, the next time you decide to marry a woman you barely know. 75 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,632 We could still go, you know, make it a guys' weekend. 76 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,992 Yeah. All right. Let's do it. 77 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,555 Great. It'll be like the good old days. 78 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,594 You mean, when we were all sad, desperate and horribly alone? 79 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,394 I remember it more fondly. 80 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,872 Leonard, if you had food on your face, would you want me to tell you? 81 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,839 Where? Did I get it? 82 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,593 Oh, no, not now, it was last week. 83 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,319 Look, I didn't know whether or not to tell you, but everyone was staring. 84 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,793 For the record, it was right there. 85 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,075 And it was Nutella. 86 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,398 Thanks. 87 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,834 You looked like a hazelnut Hitler. 88 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,869 Hey, who wants to hear some exciting news? 89 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,918 Oh, what's up? 90 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,833 This weekend, I got us four seats on the Vomit Comet. 91 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,232 Oh! You lost me at "vomit," you lost me again at "comet." 92 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,198 And to be honest, I was on fence at "us." 93 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,029 Yeah, I can't go either. 94 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,040 Penny's dad is visiting from Nebraska, and I haven't seen him for a while. 95 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,351 Oh! That's nice you guys get along. 96 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,000 I forget, Howard, does your father-in-law still hate you? 97 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,915 He doesn't hate me. 98 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,516 He's just disappointed that I'm not any other man on the planet. 99 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,994 That's how I feel about Ben Affleck as Batman. 100 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,400 Well, these two are out. There goes our guys' weekend. 101 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,597 Okay, so let's make it a couples' weekend. 102 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,096 I'll bring Anu. You bring Bernadette. 103 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,238 I'm not sure Bernie would like it. Maybe I'll invite Stuart or Bert. 104 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,631 Oh! Go with Bert. He's huge. It'd be fun to watch him float around. 105 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,712 Like that time the Underdog balloon got away at the Macy's parade. 106 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,520 Hey, what are those? 107 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,276 Oh, vitamins. Zack wants me to take them to increase my virility. 108 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,240 Zack used the word "virility"? 109 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,592 He may have said "wiener power." 110 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,597 Okay. Well, that's my dad. 111 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,956 Now, remember, do not bring up any baby stuff, right? 112 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,096 Not me not wanting one, not you having one with Zack. 113 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,520 - Got it. - And if he brings it up, 114 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,400 change the subject to literally anything else. 115 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,776 - I got it. - But not the Cornhuskers. 116 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,678 Do not discuss the Cornhuskers. 117 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:50,676 Is that a sports team? 118 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,475 Never mind, you're good. 119 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,236 - Hey, slugger. - Daddy. Hi. 120 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,736 Aw. 121 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,760 Hey, Wyatt. 122 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,719 Leonard. Hey, that's a hell of a handshake. 123 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,071 Oh, well, you know, I have been taking vitamins. 124 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,593 Dad, come on in, sit down. 125 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,791 Can I get you something to drink? Maybe a beer? 126 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,520 - Sure, if you're having one. - All right. 127 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,597 And why wouldn't you? Since you're not pregnant. 128 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,196 Um... 129 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,276 Leonard wants to have a baby with my ex-boyfriend, Zack. 130 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,560 How about those Cornhuskers? 131 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,350 Hey, would you mind if Raj and I went away this weekend? 132 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,554 Well, it is important for you two to keep the spark alive. 133 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,596 No, it's just the bachelor party I had planned. 134 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,875 I thought we'd do it anyway. 135 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,474 Oh, so a guys' weekend? 136 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,936 Kind of. I mean, Sheldon and Leonard couldn't make it, 137 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,031 so Raj invited Anu and I asked Stuart. 138 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,395 Wait, you invited Stuart before me? 139 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,240 Well, actually I invited Bert before Stuart, 140 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,317 but I don't know why I just told you that. 141 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,316 Why didn't you invite me? 142 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,916 Because... 143 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:08,120 I know you. You don't wanna float weightless in an airplane. 144 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,395 What are you talking about? I love doing crazy stuff like that. 145 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,279 Bernie, you got sick from the teacup ride at Disneyland. 146 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:16,870 Lots of people do. 147 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,235 We were still in line. 148 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,189 So, you don't want me to go? 149 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,114 No, I want you to go, if you're gonna have fun. 150 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,656 I don't want you to go if you're gonna 151 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,600 be miserable and ruin it for everyone. 152 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,359 Which is a long way of saying I want you to go. 153 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,270 - I think this is going pretty good, huh? - What? 154 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,515 Maybe for you. You threw me under the bus. 155 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,916 Oh, I'm sorry. I panicked. He was judging me. 156 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,753 What? Now he's judging me. 157 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,116 I know, it worked. 158 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,870 You two might wanna talk louder or quieter. 159 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,200 In high school, he could hear me open a can of beer in my closet 160 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,280 under a blanket. 161 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,553 So, let me get this straight, Leonard. 162 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,430 She doesn't wanna have your baby, but her dumbbell ex-boyfriend does. 163 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,711 Well, no, I wouldn't say it like that. 164 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,110 Now, how would you say it? 165 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,319 Uh, same words, just less angry. 166 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,710 Well, I don't know about Los Angeles, but in Nebraska, that's kind of strange. 167 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,430 It's strange here, too. And we have a bakery for dogs. 168 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,720 - And you're okay with this? - I support my husband. 169 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,678 Thank you. 170 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,696 But, you know, if you think differently, you should feel free to say so, 171 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,076 you know, just like... Make a scene. 172 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,919 Okay. Look, they can't have kids of their own, 173 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,999 and they like that I'm smart and they want that for their child. 174 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,753 - No, I get it. - You do? 175 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,719 Sure. Back on the farm, we had a prize stallion, 176 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,910 we didn't let that just go to waste, we put him out to stud. 177 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,640 No, no, this is... 178 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,840 - This is a little different than that... - No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 179 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,156 Uh, you were comparing me to a prize stud, go on. 180 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,277 You have fun with your new best buddy? 181 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,592 Hey, it's your fault your dad likes me. You dated idiots your whole life. 182 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,234 Well, he was right about one thing, I am married to a stud. 183 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,120 - Really? - Yeah. 184 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,879 I felt so bad about selling you out. 185 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,037 I thought I would maybe make it up to you. 186 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,670 No, no, no. Wait. Wait, I can't. 187 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,954 I mean, I want to, but I'm not supposed to for the next three days. 188 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,200 Oh. 189 00:09:38,201 --> 00:09:40,955 - That's right, I forgot. - All right. 190 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,716 Well, I guess I'll just read a little and then, I don't know, go to sleep. 191 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,638 Really? That's what you're sleeping in? 192 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,677 - Oh. You want me to take it off? - No. 193 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,240 All right. Well, then pipe down and let me read my comic book. 194 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,795 Penny, I know what you're doing. Just, please stop. 195 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,519 Ooh! Listen to this. 196 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,991 "Bam. Pow. Take that, Batman." 197 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,878 Thanks again for doing this, guys. 198 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,792 - Of course. - I'm so excited. 199 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,155 I'm glad you came. 200 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,480 Howard made it sound like this wasn't your kind of thing. 201 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,439 He did say that, but here I am, so what does he know. 202 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,560 I'm sorry. I just 203 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,599 didn't think you'd enjoy plummeting to the Earth at 400 miles an hour. 204 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,399 I love going fast. 205 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,396 Unlike Grammy here, poking along at 70 miles an hour, am I right? 206 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,917 I've always wanted to do this. I'm an adrenaline junkie. 207 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:45,114 Roller coasters, snowboarding, dating men who bathe with their dogs. 208 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,234 It was during a drought. 209 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,674 I'm a thrill seeker, too. 210 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,156 I've had to pull back since I became a mom, 211 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,471 but I'll still jump on the back of a grocery cart 212 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,438 and just roll through the meat section. 213 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,071 And I'm married to her, which is quite the ride. 214 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:11,074 215 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,880 Amy? 216 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120 Yeah? 217 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,040 There's something out here. 218 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,674 Just trap it under a cup and I'll be there in a minute. 219 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,074 I'll try, but it's Leonard. 220 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,516 What? 221 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,229 Well, what is he doing here? 222 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,040 I told you if we left pizza on the counter, we'd attract something. 223 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,473 Oh. Hey, guys. Sorry, I used my key. I just needed a place to crash. 224 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,435 Is everything okay? 225 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:05,549 Yeah, I had to get out of the apartment, my wife kept trying to have sex with me. 226 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320 Been there. 227 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,000 - Why are you trying to avoid having sex? - Well, we just did it three weeks ago... 228 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,918 I was talking to Leonard! 229 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,437 Well, I have to go to the clinic for Zack and Marissa on Monday, 230 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,512 and I'm supposed to save myself until then. 231 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,114 Sounds like maybe Penny is not totally on board with that plan. 232 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:40,437 She said she was, but she also said I looked dope. 233 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,033 Honestly, I don't even think I looked fly. 234 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,296 So, you're willing to go through with this, 235 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,039 even though she clearly has reservations? 236 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,914 If she has a problem, she should say something. 237 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,800 She tried to seduce you. 238 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,236 If that's not a cry for help, I don't know what is. 239 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,229 Penny doesn't wanna have kids, I respect that, 240 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,114 but this is my chance to leave a part of me behind. 241 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,636 Okay. But this isn't gonna make you a dad. 242 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,757 It's gonna be their baby, not yours. 243 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,520 Although, someday, if that kid wants to know 244 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,434 why he's short, near-sighted and asthmatic, 245 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,715 he may hunt you down. 246 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:29,030 Are you guys ready for the most intense experience of your life? 247 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,316 - Yes. - Definitely. 248 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,916 Not to brag, but I'm an astronaut, so I've been weightless before. 249 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,798 Can be pretty scary. 250 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,159 Please, I'm like 90 pounds. 251 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,074 I'm weightless every time I hold more than three balloons. 252 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,720 Okay. I just need you guys to sign these waivers, 253 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,200 and then you can go get changed. 254 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,595 There are a lot of pages here. 255 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,195 Is this a waiver or a screenplay you've been working on? 256 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,393 I'm sure it's just boilerplate. 257 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,830 Absolutely. It's to protect us in case of injury. 258 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,274 It says "or death." 259 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,190 Which is awesome. 260 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,517 - Done. - Where are the changing rooms? 261 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,080 Dressing rooms are in the back. 262 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,440 No peeking. 263 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,951 Here you go. Okay. Should we go get changed? 264 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,032 Yeah. Hang on a second. 265 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,878 What? 266 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,554 I have two babies at home. What am I doing? 267 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,755 If you don't wanna do this, then why'd you come? 268 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,118 To prove to Howard that he doesn't know me as well as he thinks he does. 269 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,669 Looks like he does. 270 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,270 Unless I do it and then he doesn't. 271 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,999 Why not just be honest? 272 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,351 You're right, I should be honest. 273 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,434 You owe me $3,000 for those plane tickets to India! 274 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,720 Hey. 275 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,275 Had a long run. 276 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,070 Yeah. Well, I was in the zone, you know, and then in a diner, 277 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,629 and then in a massage chair at the mall where I fell asleep. 278 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,110 Are you avoiding me? 279 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,716 Well, I took a nap next to Hot Dog on a Stick. What do you think? 280 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,229 I think you're mad at me and Leonard, 281 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,594 but maybe you're really mad at yourself. 282 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,680 Why would I be mad at myself? 283 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,192 Because you regret this "no baby" plan of yours. 284 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,920 You know, it's pretty crappy of you to make me feel bad about this. 285 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,997 I'm not trying to make you feel bad. 286 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,279 But do you? 287 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,313 Yes. I feel like I'm letting everybody down. 288 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,792 I hate disappointing Leonard, but I really hate disappointing you. 289 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,190 Aw, Slugger, you could never disappoint me. 290 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,389 Okay, your high school years were a little rough. 291 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,797 Yeah. Sorry about that. 292 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,559 There was you sneaking out at night, 293 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,456 and your boyfriend sneaking out in the morning. 294 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,596 I said sorry. 295 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,431 That time you got drunk and stole a horse. 296 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,910 Yeah. I was there. I remember. 297 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,430 Parts of it. 298 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,800 But besides all that, 299 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,515 being your dad is the best thing ever happened to me. 300 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,274 What about Randall and Lisa? 301 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,150 They're okay. 302 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,834 I just don't want you to miss out. 303 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I know. 304 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,799 But if this is really what you want, or don't want, 305 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,596 I'm on your side. 306 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,560 Thanks. 307 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,955 - Hey. - Hey. 308 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,478 Uh, Wyatt, we need to talk. 309 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,994 Sure. What's up? 310 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,759 I want you to back off. 311 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,957 You know, if Penny and I don't have kids, that's between us. 312 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,360 So you need to stay out of it... 313 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,511 Leonard, it's okay. We talked. We're good. 314 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080 Oh. 315 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,359 Okay. You could've stopped me sooner. 316 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,232 - Could've let you go longer. - Uh-huh. 317 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,909 - You did great, Leonard. Very forceful. - Yeah? 318 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,517 I felt like my voice was a little shaky there. 319 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,270 Uh... 320 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:17,191 Hey, I decided to not go through with this Zack and Marissa thing. 321 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,917 Really? You were so excited about it. 322 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,480 I know, 323 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,593 but, um, I think I was just fooling myself. 324 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:30,116 I would be heartbroken if I had a kid out there and I wasn't his dad. 325 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,600 I know you would. 326 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,679 Yeah. 327 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,910 So, that thing you wanted to do last night, I'm available. 328 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,717 I got real good hearing there, stud. 329 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,950 All right, everyone's suited up. Let's head out to the tarmac. 330 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,799 Actually, one second. 331 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,797 Howie, I don't think I should do this. 332 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,758 Really? Well, I did not see that coming. 333 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,710 It's just, we have kids, 334 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,871 and it's not smart to put us both in danger. 335 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,190 That's a good point. 336 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,840 When I was little, my parents never flew together. 337 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,118 We thought it was because they loved us, but it turns out they hated each other. 338 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,476 See, I just think I shouldn't go. 339 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,517 Actually, this is much safer than driving a car. 340 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,000 Stay out of it, flyboy. 341 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,511 You're right. But I've done this before, 342 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,156 and since you really, really wanna go, I'll stay here. 343 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,640 Oh. Great. 344 00:19:32,641 --> 00:19:35,519 Unless you don't want to because I was right and I do know you. 345 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,395 Well, if you really know me, 346 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,176 then you know how far I'll go to prove a point. 347 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,440 Apparently 34,000 feet that way, then straight back down. 348 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,954 Up and down, over and over again 349 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,760 until you throw up food you didn't even eat. 350 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,271 They are definitely your weirdest friends. 351 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,669 If only that were true. 352 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,116 I hate this so much! 353 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,558 Why am I doing this? 354 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,157 To prove a stupid point to your husband. 355 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,352 Oh, right! Worth it. 356 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,235 Hey, Zack. Um... 357 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,595 Look, I know this is gonna be disappointing, 358 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,512 but, um, I can't do this. 359 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,594 No, no. I know how, I just can't. 360 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:34,117 But, hey, look, if you like, I know someone who might be interested. 361 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,632 No! Absolutely not! 362 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,720 I'm sorry. My wife says I'm not allowed. 362 00:20:42,305 --> 00:21:42,347 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm