Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 Motion Comic

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,518 MAYOR: One more thing before you go. 3 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,286 FAITH: Evil scumbag. 4 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,290 (FAITH SPEAKING) 5 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:28,527 What's up, boss? 6 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,797 MAYOR: Do you really need to be so gosh darn formal, Faith? 7 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:35,167 Mayor Wilkins is a servant of the people, not vice versa. 8 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,202 Why don't you start calling me Richard? 9 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:39,638 FAITH: Yeah. Okay. Sure thing. 10 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,608 (FAITH SPEAKING) 11 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,215 MAYOR: I'm sure Miss Manners would take issue with me telling you this 12 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,485 instead of writing it on a proper piece of personalized stationery, 13 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:57,156 but I just wanted to say thank you. 14 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:58,557 (LAUGHS) 15 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,427 I honestly don't know if I would have been able 16 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:05,164 to pull off my little campaign to clean up our fair city without you. 17 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:08,200 But I sure as heck wouldn't have enjoyed myself half as much. 18 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:11,003 FAITH: Cool. No prob. 19 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,705 (FAITH SPEAKING) 20 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,479 MAYOR: My dear Edna May, rest her soul, 21 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,715 she and I never had a chance to bring a child into this world. 22 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,785 But when I look into your eyes, 23 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:29,955 I see a daughter she would have been proud to call her own. 24 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:31,990 FAITH: Thanks. 25 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,493 (FAITH SPEAKING) 26 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:40,065 MAYOR: Now, why don't you change into your play clothes? 27 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:44,036 The blood of innocence is a real pain in the neck to wash out of cotton blends. 28 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,138 (FAITH SPEAKING) 29 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,509 FAITH: . . .and feel anything but loved. 30 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:53,278 RODEN: Thatta girl, Lady Genevieve. 31 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,614 Murder this backstabbing slag. 32 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,585 GENEVIEVE: I let you into my home, Hope. 33 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,320 Into my sodding tub. 34 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:03,188 FAITH: I didn't lie about the stuff that matters, 35 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,724 so why don't you drop the Medieval Times prop and talk to me like a. . . 36 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:06,825 GENEVIEVE: Shut it! 37 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,095 You're not even English, are you? 38 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:12,865 Where is that horrid accent from anyway? New York? 39 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,534 FAITH: Ouch ! 40 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:16,902 That hurts. 41 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,971 (GENEVIEVE SCREAMING) 42 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:23,942 (FAITH PANTING) 43 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,945 For the record, I'm a Boston girl. 44 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,047 You know, like the Tea Party? 45 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,819 GENEVIEVE: I don't care what sad little colony you crawled out of. 46 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,589 Your station in life is about as equal to that of my bloody personal shopper. 47 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,758 You're hardly fit to be slain by a Slayer. 48 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,561 Much less to be one. 49 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:44,696 (FAITH PANTING) 50 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,032 FAITH: You think I asked for this? 51 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,371 GENEVIEVE: You're even less entitled to your power 52 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,574 than that blow-dried Princess of Wales was to hers. 53 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,676 I should have listened to Roden. 54 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,345 FAITH: Who, Lucky Charms? 55 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,882 If you want someone to be pissed at, try him. 56 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,218 Trust me, dude is gonna be the death of you. 57 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:09,354 GENEVIEVE: He may push me, but Roden's also my best mate, 58 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,224 something I doubt you've ever had. 59 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,827 (GRUNTING) 60 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,505 TRAFALGAR: It's over, Rupert. 61 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,907 We're not getting onto this girl's grounds 62 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:33,378 any more than a bloodsucker is coming into my hut without an invite. 63 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,480 GILES: You can't give up, Trafalgar. 64 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,549 TRAFALGAR: Tell that to my last 1 00 wives. 65 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,718 I'm sorry, 66 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:45,090 but it's gonna take arts darker than mine to get you to the other side. 67 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:46,258 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 68 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,459 GILES: Speaking of which. . . 69 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,596 (SIGHS) Thank heaven you called. 70 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:54,666 I'd hoped to protect you from all this, but I may require your assistance 71 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,301 remotely deactivating a mystical. . . 72 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,603 BUFFY: Shut up, Giles. 73 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:58,770 GILES: Buffy? 74 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:02,841 BUFFY: Her. You're working with her, and you didn't even tell me? 75 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,145 GILES: I. . . I can explain later. Please, lives are at stake. 76 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,780 BUFFY: Yeah, like mine. 77 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:11,984 Your Femme Nikita just tried to stuff me down a pool drain. 78 00:04:12,051 --> 00:04:13,018 GILES: What? 79 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:15,287 BUFFY: Faith and her new droogs ported me into the middle 80 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:19,591 of a British invasion, but luckily Will conjured up my ticket home. 81 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,660 GILES: And you left Faith behind? 82 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,395 Buffy, you have to put Willow on the line. 83 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:26,265 BUFFY: Not until you tell me exactly what the hell is going on. 84 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,769 GILES: No. I don't want you to be any part of this. 85 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,870 (HANGS UP) 86 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:32,971 (SIGHS) 87 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,108 BUFFY: Do what you can for him. 88 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,645 WILLOW: Is everything okay, Buffy? 89 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:43,048 XANDER: Uh. . . Maybe the boss just needs some alone time. 90 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:46,985 BUFFY: (SCOFFS) What other kind is there? 91 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:49,588 (GROANS) 92 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:56,528 GENEVIEVE: Look, now you've gone and ruined Mother's stupid rosebush. 93 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,564 I'll have to get Roden to grow me a new one before she returns. 94 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,834 FAITH: If your boy wizard is such a pal, where the hell is he now? 95 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:04,836 GENEVIEVE: He knows I can handle myself. 96 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:08,073 He trusts me. He adores me. 97 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,642 (GRUNTS) 98 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,477 FAITH: Maybe he does, maybe he don't. 99 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:15,814 But either way, part of you knows something ain't right, 100 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:18,483 'cause you've never deserved to be loved by anybody. 101 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:20,719 GENEVIEVE: What I deserve is everything 102 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,888 that was squandered on unworthy tramps like you. 103 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,389 Your blood is my birthright, 104 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,792 and as soon as I've wrung the last drop out of your kind, 105 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,927 my nightmares are going to end. 106 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:32,030 FAITH: If you're so sick of the bad dreams, 107 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:34,366 then wake the (BLEEP) up. 108 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,239 No. 109 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:43,141 (GROANS) 110 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,111 (GASPS) 111 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,015 FAITH: I'm sorry. 112 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:54,586 I'm so sorry. I never meant. . . 113 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,288 (FAITH GASPING) 114 00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:01,793 GENEVIEVE: (WEAKLY) But it's like the song goes. 115 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:04,663 (GENEVIEVE GROANS) 116 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,333 (FAITH CRYING) 117 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,471 RODEN: HeIl. 118 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:15,307 Looks like I backed the wrong filly. 119 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,210 FAITH: You're some kind of goddamn magic man, right? 120 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:20,612 Heal her. 121 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:27,252 RODEN: Why bother? My orders were to train the Slayer to end all Slayers. 122 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,454 Genevieve here was just a dead end. 123 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,722 (FAITH GRUNTING) 124 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:35,360 You, on the other hand, may be exactly the bird I'm looking for. 125 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:38,363 FAITH: Not if you were the last warm body left, Red. 126 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:41,867 RODEN: Even though you and I could make Buffy disappear forever? 127 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:44,035 FAITH: Huh? 128 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,937 (RODEN LAUGHS) 129 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:49,574 RODEN: I saw the look in your eyes when you and Summers were going at it. 130 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:53,245 I know you'll never be happy so long as she's out there. 131 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,180 Lucky for you, I've been promised 132 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,215 clemency from the coming purge. 133 00:06:57,316 --> 00:07:01,787 So long as we destroy the blonde-headed bane of your existence. 134 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:05,157 The Guidebook will show us how. 135 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:08,994 FAITH: Thanks. 136 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:13,899 But I ain't much of a reader. 137 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:18,036 RODEN: Keep it anyway, love. 138 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,572 I already know how it ends. 139 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,707 (FAITH GROANS) 140 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:26,445 Lord, nothing sadder than an over-the-hill Slayer. 141 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,147 Girls like you are supposed to shuffle off this mortal coil 142 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,249 when you're young and fresh, 143 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,685 not when you're starting to sag a bit. 144 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:36,121 FAITH: What? 145 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:37,722 (FAITH GROANING) 146 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:39,758 RODEN: So long, Faith. 147 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,696 The hell are you smiling about? 148 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:47,365 (SCREAMS) 149 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:50,902 Well, 150 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:53,472 if it isn't the kennel master. 151 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,109 They're all gonna die, you know. 152 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:01,012 Every last one of your bitches. 153 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:03,114 FAITH: Giles! Think fast. 154 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:08,220 (GILES CHANTING SPELL) 155 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,722 (RODEN LAUGHS) 156 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,692 RODEN: You desperate old git. 157 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:19,231 Did you honestly try to use one of my own containment spells against me? 158 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,701 I can break out of any mystic field ever enchanted. 159 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:24,002 GILES: I know. 160 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,439 That's why I put one inside you. 161 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:29,608 (RODEN GRUNTS) 162 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,243 Burst. 163 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:39,851 FAITH: Come on. 164 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:43,889 (ECHOING) We're done. 165 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,733 GILES: Morning. How are you holding up? 166 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,302 FAITH: Not my first rodeo. 167 00:08:57,503 --> 00:09:00,305 How about you, Conan the librarian? 168 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:01,706 (FAITH CHUCKLES) 169 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:05,210 GILES: Yes, well, it's a side of myself I'd rather not expose 170 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,813 to those under my watch, but I have used lethal force before. 171 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,682 FAITH: Don't make it any easier. 172 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,584 GILES: No. No, it doesn't. 173 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:16,421 Regardless, congratulations on a most honorable discharge. 174 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,524 I've secured you a new identity as well as a one-way ticket to. . . 175 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,928 FAITH: Thanks, but I'm not ready to punch out just yet. 176 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,196 GILES: I thought you were done with bloodshed. 177 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,667 FAITH: I am. But there are gonna be other Gigis out there. 178 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:29,768 If I stopped stabbing 179 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:34,272 and started, I don't know, playing social worker to the Slayers, 180 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:37,876 maybe I could help walk a few bad girls back from the brink. 181 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,946 GILES: There's a war coming, and I'm not cut out to be a general. 182 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,114 I have a feeling we could both 183 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:46,184 do more good behind the scenes than on the battlefield. 184 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:50,021 FAITH: Appreciate the offer, but I think I'm done taking orders, 185 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,423 even from guys I dig. 186 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,659 GILES: Actually, given your most recent performance, 187 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,129 I was envisioning more of a partnership between equals. 188 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,498 We could perform those peacekeeping missions 189 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,168 ill-suited to others in our line of work. 190 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,136 FAITH: Wouldn't me and you starting a two-man band 191 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,439 go down lousy with your main girl? 192 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,874 GILES: I'm afraid I wouldn't know. 193 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:13,778 Buffy and I aren't on speaking terms at the moment. 194 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,947 FAITH: Then I guess we're on our own, huh? 195 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,616 GILES: It wouId appear so. 196 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,686 But perhaps we can be on our own together. 197 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,259 MOLTER: Twilight? You there? 198 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,097 I humbly request your audience and all that crap. 199 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,567 I bear your mark, now give me my damn audience! 200 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,670 TWILIGHT: CaIm yourseIf, Lieutenant Molter. 201 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:43,141 You're not gonna be walking on air when you hear what I have to say. 202 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:47,746 Our man on the inside confirms that Summers is still alive. 203 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,180 Your goons failed. 204 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:52,884 Roden and Genevieve were not my minions, 205 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,486 they were my targets. 206 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,121 What are you talking about? 207 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,758 This whole operation was about neutralizing two of your own soldiers? 208 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,827 TWILIGHT: No, it was about manipulating our enemies 209 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,797 into waging this ugly war for us, 210 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:09,868 a tactic crucial for bringing the Age of Magic to a close. 211 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:15,040 By pitting Watcher against Warlock and Slayer against Slayer, 212 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,509 we have pushed even the victors 213 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,545 to remove themselves from the chessboard. 214 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:25,016 MOLTER: Who cares about a couple of rooks when the queen is still in play? 215 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,484 How can you see this as a victory 216 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:29,354 when Buffy's narrow ass lives to fight another day? 217 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,924 TWILIGHT: Let her have the day, Lieutenant. 218 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,328 Night falls soon enough. 219 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,340 ENGLISH - US - PSDH 219 00:12:23,305 --> 00:13:23,391