"Ronny Chieng: International Student" Performance Enhancement

1 00:00:00,556 --> 00:00:04,571 Ronny Chieng International Student 1x06 "Performance Enhancement" July 12, 2017 2 00:00:06,184 --> 00:00:09,724 Synced & Corrected Dragoniod >www.addic7ed.com< 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,599 Now, exceptions to indefeasibility. 5 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,199 An interest will be recorded on the register 6 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,679 if it is discoverable by a proper search of all the material. 7 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,999 If something is noted on the register 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,119 and the full details aren't explained thereupon 9 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,479 but in some other document referenced thereby, 10 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,199 the transfer will be subject to that interest. 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,399 Adverse possession rights. 12 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,799 The legal system should recognise rights of possession 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,679 that have existed for many years 14 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,039 and are presumably readily ascertainable. 15 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,319 If I might paraphrase... use it or lose it. 16 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,479 Now. Easements. 17 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,399 However so required. 18 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,879 Which allows easements to be acquired 19 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,719 over Torrens system land 20 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,679 under the doctrine of prescription 21 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,919 and almost certainly the general law principles of implied grant. 22 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,079 The result is, a bona fide purchaser... 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,759 - What did he say? - Shh! 24 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,119 My god, your notes are amazing. 25 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,319 - How do you do the animation? - Shh! 26 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,999 Some bastard can dig a bloody big hole in your backyard 27 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,559 and stick a pipe in it. 28 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,519 And that is property law 29 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,679 and that is the last lecture of the semester. 30 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,959 Are there any questions? 31 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,519 Good. All right. 32 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,079 The open book exam is in two days, 33 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,519 you can bring any notes that you want. 34 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,919 But they'd better be the best notes ever written on property law 35 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,039 because this exam is a masterpiece. 36 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,439 You may be inclined to prayer, 37 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,679 but God himself would fail this exam. 38 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,079 Good luck, and I'll see you all back here 39 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,839 when you repeat the subject. 40 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,599 Sir, ah, on behalf of the rest of the class, 41 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,599 I'd like to thank you for all the effort... 42 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,759 Shut up. All right, you can all go. 43 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,319 Hey, Wei Jun? Wei Jun? 44 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,079 Hey, my notes are hot garbage. 45 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,599 Is there any chance you could maybe lend me yours? 46 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,920 Sure. 47 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:19,319 Here. My whole semester on this. It's all yours. 48 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,879 - Oh, really? - Mm. 49 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,839 - Thanks so much. - You're welcome. 50 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,239 I'm actually kinda surprised 51 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,039 you'd just give me all your hard work for nothing. 52 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,280 That's what friends are for. 53 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,759 But... don't share with anybody. 54 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,599 Okay. Yeah. I promise. 55 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,519 Thanks so much. 56 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,519 You can borrow my notes too, if you want. 57 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,679 No. That's okay. 58 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,559 - What? - How do you still not have a laptop? 59 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,199 Never again. Pen and paper for life. 60 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,519 Can't get a virus, can't run out of battery, 61 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,199 can't be accidentally deleted. 62 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,679 Yeah, and can't be read. 63 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,679 Did you write this while you were having a seizure? 64 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,399 Oh, my God. What is that? Is that cheese? 65 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,800 Ooh, that's Brie! I've been looking for this. 66 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,239 Mmm. Do you want some? 67 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,720 No! 68 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,279 How does anyone have time to lie around in the sun 69 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,879 like a bunch of lizards? 70 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,559 Not everyone is a hypercompetitive stressed out law student. 71 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,839 Yeah, slackers. Man, property law sucks. 72 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,599 - Yo, has anyone ever passed this? - I know, right? 73 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,559 It might help if we did a study group. 74 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,319 Yeah, that's a good idea. Let me just print these notes out first. 75 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,359 - And, please, just don't ask Elvin. - Why not? 76 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,159 Because I don't study with anyone dumber than me. 77 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,280 That's why. 78 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:28,839 But we should help each other out, because we're all in this together. 79 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,239 No, I agree. Just not him. 80 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,919 Look, this is probably gonna be an all-nighter. 81 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,279 Let me get some coffee. Ah, uno latte? 82 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,319 - Sure. No worries. - Grazie. 83 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,999 What are you, 12? 84 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,679 Coffee's amateur hour, bro. 85 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,439 You want to stay awake? You need some of these. 86 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,239 Over the counter cold and flu tablets. 87 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,159 The best way to stay awake, and alert. 88 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,519 You use these to study? 89 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,199 That's actually a great idea. 90 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,879 I just use them for three-day raves. 91 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,519 - And they work? - Definitely. 92 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,039 I mean, you might experience a little bit of anxiety, depression, 93 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,959 aggression, paranoia, stuff like that. 94 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,160 But apart from that, it's awesome. 95 00:03:59,161 --> 00:04:01,039 I'm sold. Thanks, man. 96 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,519 Hey, hey, hey, you got more of that? 97 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,399 Oh. I'm sorry man. I'm all out. 98 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,239 I was just about to go get some more, though. 99 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,719 - Can I come with you? - Yeah? Sure! 100 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,079 You know? 101 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,439 I think that's the first time you've said something to me 102 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,799 that wasn't "fuck you". 103 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,199 See? Helping each other out already. 104 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,040 Yeah, we could all use some help. 105 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,279 Hey. Are you okay? 106 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,919 Yeah! Why? Why do you ask? 107 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,599 You're eating cold and flu's like Tic Tacs 108 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,559 and I'm pretty sure you've never done drugs before. 109 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,839 This isn't doing drugs, okay? Drugs are for fun. This is work. 110 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,119 Isn't one of your mum's biggest rules, don't do drugs? 111 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,079 Yeah, my mum also gave me ginseng pig's brain soup 112 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,039 during exam period to boost study performance. 113 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,439 - This is the same thing. Okay? Relax! - Okay. 114 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,279 Oh, my God. Wei Jun's notes are amazing. They're like a work of art. 115 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,919 There's every class from every semester here. 116 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,959 And Wei Jun is totally fine with this? 117 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,959 Yeah, as long as I don't share them with anyone. Even you. 118 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,639 Why would I need those notes when I've got my pen and paper? 119 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,439 With these notes, I will be unstoppable. 120 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,480 Just give me my A right now. Whoo! 121 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,800 Whoo! 122 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,079 Can I get a packet of cold and flu's, please? 123 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,039 Extra strength. Feel pretty sick. 124 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,999 Make it double, I'm also really sick. 125 00:05:34,121 --> 00:05:37,039 - Yeah, sorry, guys. I'm all out. - Wait. How can you be out? 126 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,239 During exam time, the demand for cold and flu tablets is really high. 127 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,280 Plus there's the whole meth thing. 128 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,319 What's the meth got to do with this? 129 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,239 Some bad people are using the pseudoephedrine 130 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,879 in the cold and flu tablets to make meth. 131 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,919 So between the drug dealers and students, 132 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,399 they've completely cleaned me out. 133 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,519 But I do have some herbal remedies that help with alertness? 134 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,159 No. Fuck that shit. 135 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,399 We need synthetic chemicals... 136 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,239 for our colds. 137 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,759 Yeah, sorry, I can't help you. 138 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,239 I can't believe the drug addicts 139 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,999 make it harder for legitimate students 140 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,439 to take cold and flu pills to study. 141 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,440 I know, right? 142 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:13,559 It's like it's easier to buy meth than cold and flu tablets. 143 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,520 - Actually, that could work! - Hm. 144 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,919 And that's how we would convert methylamphetamine 145 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,359 into the pseudoephedrine, 146 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,119 which is the active ingredient in cold and flu tablets. 147 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,279 How do you know this? 148 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,480 Because I'm genius. 149 00:06:30,481 --> 00:06:32,439 And I have Google. 150 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,919 So, if you get the meth, I can reverse the chemical process 151 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,879 through a diastereoselective reaction, 152 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,359 and convert it back to pseudoephedrine. 153 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,400 Right. 154 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,159 And then we have all the cold and flu tablets we need. 155 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,639 So, are we making a meth lab? 156 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,599 Because I'm pretty sure it's against college rules. 157 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,519 No! We take the meth and make it into something better. 158 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,679 So, technically, this like the anti-meth lab. 159 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,040 Oh. Well, that's okay, then. 160 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,799 - Hey, guys! - What?! 161 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,359 Have you seen these exam notes that have been going around? 162 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,959 Oh. They are fantastic. 163 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,119 They make everything so much easier to understand. 164 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,599 And look, there's even the animations. 165 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,159 Wait! Where'd you get this? 166 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,999 They're being shared all over the university. 167 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,319 I mean, whoever made them, 168 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,600 they are giving away all their hard work for nothing! 169 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,000 How did everyone get Wei Jun's notes? 170 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,679 Oh, shit! 171 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,720 Whoo! 172 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,720 Cheers, Chieng. 173 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,639 This would never have happened with a pen and paper. 174 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,719 Wei Jun's going to kill me. 175 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,679 Look, if these notes are as good as you say, 176 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,199 then everyone will just get an A. 177 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,479 Yeah, but that's why Wei Jun didn't want me to share them around. 178 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,719 She entrusted me with them. 179 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,639 She obviously didn't want anyone other than me to get an A. 180 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,319 Well, there's nothing you can do about it now. 181 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,839 It's not like you can make everyone get a B. 182 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,759 Wait. That's it! I'll make everyone get a B! 183 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,199 What? How? 184 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,639 I'll just take Wei Jun's notes, I'll plant errors in them, 185 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,199 and then I'll release them as like a new even better updated version 2.0. 186 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,359 Everyone is so desperate for notes, they'll eat that shit up. 187 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,599 - So you're sending out hot shots? - What are hot shots? 188 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,639 When drug dealers spike a package with poison 189 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,399 to kill people that have become a problem. 190 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,879 Yeah. That sounds right, yeah. 191 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,119 You're going to sabotage the whole year level? 192 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,159 No, I'm just going to plant enough errors 193 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,879 so that people who use them get a lower grade. 194 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,999 In a way, I'm actually balancing out the universe. 195 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,759 But you end up on top of the universe. 196 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,879 Asher, I'm not forcing anyone to take the hot shots. Okay? 197 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,359 In fact, I'm teaching people a lesson 198 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,679 on not taking the easy way out by relying on other people's notes. 199 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,679 Get on board, man. I'm just trying to do the right thing. 200 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,959 No! The right thing is to tell Wei Jun you lost her notes 201 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,679 and then we start the study group. 202 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,760 Nah. This is easier. 203 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,120 Hey, Captain America. 204 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,479 Just your usual gram of weed? 205 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,720 Nah. You got any meth? 206 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,439 Whoa. You kids grow up so fast. 207 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,759 - Yeah, how much do you want? - All of it. 208 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,599 - All of it? - Yeah. 209 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,839 I just want to get out of my comfort zone, you know? 210 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,999 Challenge myself to try new things. 211 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,479 Oh. You're trying meth for personal development? 212 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,799 Yeah. Yeah. All about that PD. Be your best. Nothing less. 213 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,199 Yeah, well, there is a lot here for personal development. 214 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,519 Just don't fuckin' OD on me, yeah, and cause a crackdown? 215 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,079 Of course. I'd never do that to a friend. 216 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,560 Yeah, here you go. 217 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,959 This shortage of cold and flu tablets, mate, 218 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,359 it's killing the meth trade. 219 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,159 I'm sorry to hear that. 220 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,639 I mean, usually it's meth that does the killing, right? 221 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,160 That's not even funny. 222 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,600 Just kiddin'. Hey? Get goin'. Get goin'. 223 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,759 Okay. I got the meth. 224 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,439 Okay, that's good. I'm nearly ready to cook. 225 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,759 You know, I think it's cool 226 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,599 we're taking this harmful thing off the streets. 227 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,279 It's almost like we're doing a community service. 228 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,519 Yeah. Whatever. 229 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,079 Just don't touch the hydrochloric acid, it melt your face off. 230 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,919 In fact, don't touch anything! This a very delicate process. 231 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,480 Okay. Gotcha. 232 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,280 Hey! What you doing? 233 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,479 I've never tried meth before. 234 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,639 Just wanted to see what it was like before we used it all up. 235 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,199 What are you, crazy? 236 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,359 - This shit destroys lives. - Sorry. 237 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,399 Fucking idiot. 238 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,280 Okay. Let's make some study aids. 239 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,879 There's your half. 240 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:21,359 Whoa! This is enough pills to stay awake forever! 241 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,480 Yeah. Be careful with that. 242 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,759 This is 95% enantiomerically pure pseudoephedrine. 243 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,479 Awesome. Wait. What does that mean? 244 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,719 It mean that good shit and I'm the best. 245 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,119 Yep. We're the best. 246 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,239 Okay, see you later. I have A+ to study for. 247 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,279 Oh, okay. I thought we... 248 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,239 I mean, I can study here with you, if you want? 249 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,279 No, we done here. Thank you very much. 250 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,839 Oh. 251 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,200 - Do you want to grab some food? - No. Okay, see you. Bye. 252 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,199 Is there any chance we'll start this study group tonight? 253 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,439 No, Asher, I don't have time for study group, all right? 254 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,999 I've got to finish these hot shots notes 255 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,479 and get them on the street before morning. 256 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,119 Also, I'm out of cold and flu tablets. 257 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,839 Wow, who would have thought failing an entire year level 258 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,960 would be so exhausting? 259 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,719 I'm not failing anybody. 260 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,839 I'm giving everyone a B, they should be grateful. 261 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,239 B for boy. B for balloon. B for bee. 262 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,119 Craig, what's wrong? 263 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,999 I'm so bummed out. 264 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,479 B for bummed. 265 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,039 I thought Elvin and I were finally friends. 266 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,199 Turns out he was just using me for a little something something. 267 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,119 Craig, Elvin's a selfish fuck, man. 268 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,759 Why would you want to hang out with someone 269 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,199 who's just trying to do things to benefit himself? 270 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,639 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Thanks, man. 271 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,879 Hey, you got any more cold and flu tablets, by any chance? 272 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,159 Yeah. I got a whole new batch. 273 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,120 All right. Whoo! 274 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,639 Ronny! Jeez. Go easy! 275 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,079 Yeah, those ones have a bit more kick in them than usual, okay? 276 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,360 So make sure you're not having them on an empty stomach. 277 00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:00,399 Breakfast! Most important meal of the motherfucking day. Whoo! 278 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,519 Hey, Captain America. I told you, I got no meth left, mate. 279 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,839 Nah, nah, man, I got something for you, okay? Check this out. 280 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,199 - Are those cold and flu tablets? - Yep. 281 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,399 95% 'entiamorejfasfecent' pure. 282 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,679 - Where'd you get this many of 'em? - I made 'em. 283 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,559 You made these? Can you show me how? 284 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:03,160 Yeah. Sure. I mean, I guess that's what friends are for, right? 285 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,999 Whoo! 286 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,159 Yes! 287 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,479 Guys! 288 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:17,239 The mysterious good Samaritan just released version 2.0 of their notes. 289 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,679 - Everyone is sharing it around. - Yes! 290 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,239 I cannot believe people just blindly trust these anonymous notes! 291 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,759 I know. How can anyone believe someone would just give them 292 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,400 all their hard work for nothing? 293 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,359 Wait a minute. 294 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,599 I didn't expect you to give me all your hard work 295 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,119 for nothing. 296 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,440 That's what friends are for. 297 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,279 Wow, you weren't wrong. Wei Jun's notes are pretty amazing. 298 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,959 Look at the artistry of this. 299 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,399 Don't touch them! 300 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,160 They were hot shots from the start! 301 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,519 What? 302 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,199 Hey? 303 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,239 I know you're studying, but I just gotta help a friend real quick, okay? 304 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,359 Hi! 305 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,679 Sweet set-up, man. 306 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,319 What the hell?! Who are you? 307 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,639 So this is your little personal development programme? 308 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,760 Told you it was cool. 309 00:15:17,761 --> 00:15:19,359 Are you going to show me how you made them? 310 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,520 Yeah. Sure. Okay. 311 00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,759 So you get this stereosonic endomorphic and you mix that 312 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,279 with the hypercolour crystal... 313 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,480 Stop it! This is not toy! 314 00:15:25,481 --> 00:15:27,159 Actually... 315 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,439 Elvin knows it better than I do. 316 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,239 Oh, well, if you don't mind. 317 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,840 Both of you get out now. 318 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,079 Oh, okay, we'll go. 319 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,519 Not until you and you 320 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,079 show me how you make these cold and flu pills! 321 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,160 Okay, okay. Take it easy! 322 00:15:43,161 --> 00:15:44,519 Now! 323 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,399 The recipe is on my laptop, let me just bring it up for you. 324 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,279 Yeah, that's fine. Just give me the laptop. 325 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,280 Can I just email to you? 326 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,999 I'm in the middle of writing notes for this exam. 327 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,319 I'm not gonna ask you again. 328 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,159 Give me the laptop, and those cold and flu pills. 329 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,959 Hey, man, this isn't how friends treat partners of friends. 330 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,199 Just give me the stuff! 331 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,759 Oh, if you want it, you're going to have to fight us for it. 332 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,239 What? 333 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,520 Okay. 334 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,679 What happened to you guys? 335 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,359 We made our own cold and flu tablets from meth and got mugged. 336 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,879 You know... that is the last time I trust a violent drug dealer. 337 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,319 You know what? I don't even care. 338 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,639 All right, the exam's tomorrow, I don't have any decent notes, 339 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,959 and I have a splitting headache. 340 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,439 The drug dealer stole my property law notes. 341 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,440 Why? 342 00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:31,479 Because he want to start his own legal practice? I don't know! 343 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,039 Wait! Hang on. I got it. I got it. 344 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,239 Tomorrow, before the exam, we set off the fire alarm. Problem solved. 345 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,919 Yeah! We could light the garbage bin on fire. 346 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,839 That should be enough to trigger the sprinklers! 347 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,999 - Okay, we'll need matches and masks. - Enough! 348 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,359 How about instead of trying to cut corners with more dumb ideas, 349 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,239 you all sit down with the time you have left and study. 350 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,359 Well, for one thing, there's not enough time. 351 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,199 And for a second thing, we don't have any decent notes! 352 00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,359 Well, if we combine our resources, and we coach each other through it, 353 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,119 we should be able to write new notes by exam time! 354 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,479 I.e., form a study group! 355 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,159 I've got my handwritten notes. What have you got? 356 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,399 I've got the crappy notes I've been writing all semester. 357 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,919 I have really, really smart brain. 358 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,959 I got lots of study drugs. 359 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,759 Were those up your arsehole? 360 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,400 No. Gross. They were between my leg and my balls. 361 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,840 All right. Study group! 362 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,279 Good morning, Mrs Chieng! 363 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,399 Ronny? What are you doing? 364 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,559 What does it look like I'm doing? I'm studying for my exams! 365 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,799 It's like in 30 minutes! 366 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,359 - Have you been studying all night? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 367 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,879 It's like you say, gotta stay focused, 368 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,359 gotta put the work in, no shortcuts! 369 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:37,359 Yeah. That's great! You sound so much more alert than usual! 370 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,719 - How is study going? - It's going great! 371 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,639 Been on a roll, got some help from friends, almost done. 372 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,759 I feel like a shark, gotta keep moving, I can't breathe. 373 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,279 Okay, Ronny. I'm so proud of you! 374 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,679 Thanks, Mum. I love you too. 375 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,319 You should call more often. I love talking to you. 376 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,039 Goodbye, my son! I love you. 377 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,840 - All right. I love you too, Mum. Bye! - Goodbye, my son! 378 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,039 You know, I think she likes me better when I'm on drugs. 379 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,719 Okay, Gilmore Girls, print that out. Let's go, go, go! 380 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,000 All right! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 381 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,639 Ronny, are you okay? 382 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,680 Yeah. I'm the best. Never better. Top of my game. 383 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:42,079 Okay! The exam is two hours. Your time... 384 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,999 starts now... 385 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,999 now... now... 386 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,879 Don't touch my egg tart! 387 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:57,879 - Are you studying hard? - Focus on your fear! 388 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,719 Law is conflict. 389 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,839 Conflict is law. 390 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,239 Ronny! Have you had dinner yet? 391 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,719 He's gonna chop your dick off, Mr Angry Asian Man. 392 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,560 Cheers, everyone. To international experiences. 393 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,719 Don't forget to go all the way down the shaft. 394 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,240 No pain, no grain. 395 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,439 Like a diamond on Viagra hard. 396 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,559 I am the very model of a modern major theatre performer. 397 00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:29,079 I stole her course guide! 398 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,719 This isn't just some TV show about you. 399 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,600 What are you waiting for?! 400 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,559 This pub is adjourned. 401 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,079 Bad boy need to get a spanking. 402 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,919 Misbehaving, huh? 403 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,279 And... 404 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,440 pens down! 405 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,000 Shit! 406 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:05,160 Yeah, that exam was even tougher than I thought. 407 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,999 Hey. What did you get for question two? 408 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,079 And did you find question three way harder than question four? 409 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,119 Asher, please, can we stop talking about the exam? 410 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,759 It's over. I don't want to think about it. 411 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,639 Yeah. We just had enough cold and flu tablets to kill a horse. 412 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,799 Oh, wait. 413 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,279 You idiots didn't take cold and flu tablets 414 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,719 to improve your exam performance, did you? 415 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,159 - No. No. - Not at all. 416 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,960 Come on. Hand 'em over. 417 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,840 I'll take one just to make sure they're legit. 418 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,519 They're legit. 419 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,399 Oh, they're better than legit. 420 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,359 Whoo! 421 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,959 Hey! Wei Jun! 422 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,159 I know what you did, and you didn't get away with it. 423 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,039 What are you talking about? 424 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,519 You gave me shitty notes 425 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,399 so I would poison the whole year level with them. 426 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,479 But guess what? It didn't work, because I poisoned myself. 427 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,959 What? 428 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,599 The notes I gave you are the exact same ones I'm using today. 429 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,319 Nope. Don't believe it. 430 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,999 See, right here. 431 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,079 It is... the exact same one you gave me. 432 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,639 You are a good friend. 433 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,439 Hey, guys! Whoa. Huh. 434 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,959 Tough exam, huh? 435 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,159 Can we please stop talking about the exam? 436 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,759 Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. 437 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,959 I hope you guys did not use the notes I was telling you about 438 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,039 because I found some errors in version 2.0 439 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,759 which made people worry about 1.0. 440 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,080 So I think most people did not use any of them. 441 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,799 So people just used their own notes. 442 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,959 I guess you did balance out the universe. 443 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,519 But I ended up on the bottom. 444 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,999 Well, at least everyone worked together for once. 445 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,879 Can we please save the moral of the story for some other time? 446 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,520 I'm way too tired. 447 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,480 Slacker. 448 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,239 Come on. Maybe you passed. 449 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,120 My answer to question five was a whale jumping over a unicorn. 450 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,960 Oh, okay. 451 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:04,594 Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod >www.addic7ed.com< 452 00:24:05,305 --> 00:25:05,285 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm