"Kiff" Spoiled Again/Much Ado About Muffin

1 00:00:00,292 --> 00:00:02,377 {\an8}[Principal Secretary] <i>Brought to you by Voice Changer Pro.</i> 2 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:05,630 {\an8}<i>Be you, but mysterious, but you!</i> 3 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,549 {\an8}[Principal Secretary] Ants on a log! 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,135 {\an8}I have ants... on a log! 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,430 {\an8}[chuckles] Ants? On a log? For you? 6 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,391 {\an8}They’re on a log. 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,480 {\an8}We’ll take two! 8 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,190 {\an8}[sighs] I’ll need to sell more than that 9 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,233 {\an8}to fix the cruddy, old faculty lounge coffee machine. 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,401 {\an8}How'd it break? 11 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,529 It was under a lot of stress. 12 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,950 [clamoring indistinctly] 13 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,290 [clamoring indistinctly] 14 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:45,045 {\an8}[both munch] Mm. 15 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:48,215 {\an8}What? You don’t like ants on a log? 16 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,092 {\an8}I used to love these as a little bird. 17 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,678 {\an8}Everything looks healthy, but none of it looks good. 18 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,680 Hey, look, Helen has a table. 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,934 {\an8}Health Muffins. Buy 'em, don’t, I don’t care. 20 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,977 {\an8}I bring coffee from home now. [slurps] 21 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,188 {\an8}[sniffs] 22 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:11,196 {\an8}Helen, this is delicious! Mm, mm, mm! 23 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:18,120 I think I’m in love, mm, with a muffin. 24 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:24,417 {\an8}[clamoring, indistinct shouting] 25 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,794 {\an8}[exclaims] 26 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:32,050 {\an8}[grunts, sighs, chuckles] 27 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,430 So, you want to join the "Helen’s Muffins" Sales Team? 28 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,642 Before you do, I’ll need you to sign these NDAs. 29 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,186 Wait, we don’t get to bake? 30 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,523 No, I’m the "Muffin Lady." I do the baking. 31 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:47,732 You’re the salespeople. 32 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:51,153 {\an8}Oh, yeah, then no. I wanted to bake. 33 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,286 {\an8}I’m excited to see you doing something positive for once. 34 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,497 I think the world of sales sounds exciting. 35 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:06,584 Muffins! Muffins! Get your health muffins! 36 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,211 They’re good for you! 37 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,675 Ooh, yum! I’ll take ten. 38 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,093 I’ll take 11! 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:23,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 40 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,771 {\an8}Look, Bar, it’s Tippy from <i>Let’s Table That!</i> 41 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,815 She needs a muffin. 42 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,863 Hey, Tippy, uh, how about a free sample? 43 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,491 While that does sound lovely, I already had a treat today. 44 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,328 Oh, not like this one. It’s healthy. 45 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,705 It’s delicious, and it’s good for you. 46 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,832 Oh, well, in that case... 47 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:52,130 Oh, my, my, my, my, my! 48 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,550 Welcome to <i>Let’s Table That.</i> 49 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:56,843 Joining us today is the creator 50 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,720 of Table Town’s latest health craze, 51 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:02,057 Helen, of Helen’s Muffins. But before we bring her on, 52 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:05,435 I understand she made an ad! Let’s take a look! 53 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,605 <i>♪ When you're lookin’ for a healthy treat to eat ♪</i> 54 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:11,149 <i>♪ That’ll make ya shine from fur to feet ♪</i> 55 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,401 <i>♪ It’s really healthy it’s plain to see ♪</i> 56 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,527 <i>♪ But we really can’t disclose the recipe ♪</i> 57 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,948 <i>♪ But it’s chock-full of vitamins D and C ♪</i> 58 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,241 <i>♪ And all the other ones from A to Z ♪</i> 59 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,286 <i>♪ That’s right, I’m here to change your life! ♪</i> 60 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,999 <i>♪ What’s healthy and it tastes real good? ♪</i> 61 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,710 <i>♪ Helen’s Muffins Helen’s Muffins! ♪</i> 62 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,796 <i>♪ What’s your friend and also your food? ♪</i> 63 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,256 <i>♪ Helen’s Muffins Helen’s Muffins ♪</i> 64 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,549 <i>♪ That’s not all ♪</i> 65 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,218 - What? <i>- ♪ There’s still more! ♪</i> 66 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,970 <i>♪ Are you ready for your dreams to come true? ♪</i> 67 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,723 <i>- ♪ Are you ready? ♪ - ♪ Helen's Muffins, Helen's Muffins ♪</i> 68 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,559 <i>♪ Are you ready to break on through? Come on, girl! ♪</i> 69 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,394 <i>♪ Helen’s Muffins! Helen's Muffins! ♪</i> 70 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,980 <i>♪ Are you ready for a whole new you? ♪</i> 71 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,191 <i>♪ Helen’s Muffins! Helen’s Muffins! ♪</i> 72 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:59,447 <i>♪ Whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Are you ready... ♪</i> 73 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,699 <i>- ♪ For Helen's Muffins? ♪ - ♪ Helen's Muffins! ♪</i> 74 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,619 <i>♪ Helen's Muffins! ♪</i> [vocalizes] 75 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:05,870 [♪ song concludes] 76 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:10,792 Wow. Wow! And now, introducing the witch 77 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,544 behind Table Town’s newest health craze, 78 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:17,882 our resident Muffin Lady, Helen! 79 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,890 We’ve gotta start by congratulating you 80 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,561 on how quickly Helen’s Muffins has taken off! 81 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,689 It’s been such an amazing journey, Tippy, 82 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,066 and I did it all by myself! 83 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,446 Ask me anything. I’m an open book! 84 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,824 Well, you’re juggling making a treat that is so delicious, 85 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:46,119 yet so healthy. What’s your secret? 86 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,954 What? I’m not telling you my secrets! 87 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,541 [distorted voice] I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. 88 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,961 W-- Why not? 89 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:59,007 Not here. Meet me after the show. 90 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,769 [gulps, munches] 91 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,479 Principal Secreta-- Mm. 92 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,064 I think he wants to be mysterious. 93 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,441 Hello, Mysterious Character. 94 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,861 So, you wanna talk about Helen’s muffins? 95 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,153 Listen carefully. 96 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,697 The only way to get to the truth 97 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,492 is to focus on "the ingredients." 98 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,286 The ingredients? 99 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,663 Yes. And ask yourselves, what’s really going on 100 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,291 beneath the muffin top? 101 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,877 Ah, I’ve said too much. 102 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,756 Why didn't you tell us that at the studio, 103 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,132 Mysterious Stranger? 104 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,718 I was hungry! You don’t mind paying, do you? 105 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,261 I lost money on the bake sale this year-- 106 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:47,889 I mean, the stock market. 107 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,475 PS away! 108 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,818 {\an8}[♪ tense music playing] 109 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,031 {\an8}Well, I’m off to whip up a new batch 110 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,783 {\an8}of these miracle health muffins. 111 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,368 {\an8}- Great! - Great! 112 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,754 [computer beeps] 113 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:25,009 Oh. Whoa. Holy smokes. 114 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,719 Tell us, Professor Totsy. 115 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,888 What terrible things are in this muffin? 116 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,640 I... I can’t. 117 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,100 Why not? 118 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,935 I can’t because according to science, 119 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,271 this isn’t a muffin... 120 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,857 - [♪ dramatic music playing] - It’s a cupcake! 121 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,776 - A cupcake? - A cupcake! 122 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,403 Oh, no. 123 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,410 What? That’s a very serious accusation. 124 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,954 And very wrong of you. 125 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,456 Of course, my muffins are muffins! 126 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,665 Says so right here! 127 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,833 Oh, give it up. 128 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,086 We had them scientifically analyzed! 129 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,633 Fine, you’re both fired. And you signed the NDA, right? 130 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,928 Yes! But we don’t know what that means. 131 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:12,223 It means you can’t say anything bad about my muffins. 132 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,476 Why would anybody sign something like that? 133 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,145 [chuckles] I really don’t know. 134 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,154 Barry, I don’t think I can let this stand. 135 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,573 It’s not right! 136 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,451 [♪ mysterious music playing] 137 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,417 [Helen yelps] 138 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:40,835 [Helen chuckles] 139 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,380 An oven thermometer? 140 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:48,885 I think... Is this some kind of reminder from Helen not to talk? 141 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,597 Eh, what’s the message? Is it like "the heat is on" or...? 142 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,140 Eh. 143 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,309 Either way, free thermometer. 144 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,812 No. This pathetic attempt at intimidation 145 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,523 has only strengthened my resolve. 146 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:04,234 We have to let the public know what Helen is up to. 147 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,488 [phone ringing] 148 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:09,781 Tippy Snooker. 149 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,866 [distorted voice] <i>Tippy, I’m calling with a tip off.</i> 150 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,285 <i>A tip off for Tippy.</i> [chuckles] 151 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,537 I’m listening. 152 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,246 {\an8}What if I told you I have a story 153 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,499 {\an8}that’s gonna crack Table Town wide open? 154 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,794 Uh, well, we usually do slice-of-life type of stories. 155 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,337 {\an8}[shushes] 156 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,256 {\an8}What if I told you that Helen’s Muffins 157 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:29,259 <i>are actually... cupcakes?</i> 158 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,096 {\an8}<i>How soon can you get here?</i> 159 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,355 - Were you followed? - No. 160 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,482 - And your informant? - He’s safe. 161 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,484 Good. Let’s get you both mic’d. 162 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,695 [coughs] 163 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,574 Okay, places, please. In five, four... 164 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:59,080 One moment. I’m sorry, but our bombshell 165 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,333 muffin-cake exposé was just shut down 166 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,002 by the powers that be. 167 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,462 Shut it down, people! 168 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:07,963 [bells ringing] 169 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,257 Wait, what? 170 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,259 Who are the powers that be? 171 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:16,097 Me... am the powers that be. 172 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,141 Glarbin? 173 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,767 Yes. [munches] 174 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,437 Glarbin, you can’t do this. 175 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,063 We have to tell people the truth. 176 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,189 Do we though? 177 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,776 If Tabletonians discovered that the healthy muffins 178 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,070 they’ve been eating are actually cupcakes, 179 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,367 it would destroy public faith in our basic institutions. 180 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,786 People need something to believe in. 181 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,624 - But the cupcakes! - But the... But the cupcakes! 182 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,255 Sorry! 183 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:54,218 [laughs] Oh, welcome back to <i>Let’s Table That.</i> 184 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,512 I’m your host, Tippy Snooker. 185 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,306 Tonight’s story: "Rubbing your belly while patting your head." 186 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,643 Science fiction, or the latest teen craze? 187 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,935 We investigate. 188 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,773 [scoffs] Oh, it’s not over yet. 189 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,320 - Here are the cold, hard facts! - The muffin is no muffin. 190 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,365 It’s a cupcake, everyone! It’s a cupcake, not a muffin. 191 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,200 - It is instead a cupcake. - A regular, sugar-laden cupcake. 192 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,661 Well, I’m sick of it! Deal with it, Mom! 193 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,330 [groans] I am done with muffins. 194 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,831 Oh, my gosh, Helen. 195 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,667 You’re ready to do the right thing, finally? 196 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,543 The what? No. 197 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,837 Now, that I’m the Muffin Lady, 198 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:33,091 my agent will only send me out for silent baker roles. 199 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,592 I’m never making a muffin again. 200 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,636 You never made a muffin to begin with! 201 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,098 - The power of protest. - The power of protest. 202 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,230 The ants are the raisins. [munches] 203 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,358 [♪ end credit music playing] 204 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,549 {\an8}[♪ end credit music concludes] 204 00:11:15,305 --> 00:12:15,719