"Kiff" Kristophe's Big Day Out/Annoying, Freaky, Cool

1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,419 {\an8}[narrator 2] <i>Brought to you by Brindey's Bindles.</i> 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,465 {\an8}<i>Running away never looked this cool.</i> 3 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,927 Ooh. So what does my palm say? 4 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,888 Hmm. Oh. 5 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,723 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,183 Yes, yes, okay. 7 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:20,437 It is asking me if I know how to read palms. 8 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,939 - I do not. - Huh. 9 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,899 Well, good to know. Want to play something else? 10 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:27,693 You know, I've been wanting to play Down by the Bramble Bushes. 11 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,237 Remember that game? 12 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,988 [laughs] 13 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,366 Let's go ask them. 14 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,992 Mm. I'm going to go with cool. 15 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,410 No, freaky. 16 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:40,289 Uh, he removes a whole banana peel before ever taking a bite. 17 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,377 I mean, that's more freaky than cool, right? 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,294 What are you talking about? 19 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,673 We're playing Annoying, Freaky, Cool. 20 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,840 What's that? 21 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,468 It's when you pick three people and then everyone decides 22 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,845 who's annoying, who's freaky, and who's cool. 23 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,807 - Oh, I wanna play. - Count me in. 24 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:03,605 Okay, it's between MDT, Secretary Prince, 25 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,566 and Mr. RiPeppa. [chuckles] 26 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:10,362 - [laughing] - Oh, no, you didn’t. [laughs] 27 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,156 [laughs] Annoying has to go to Peppa. 28 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,619 No, Secretary Prince, obviously. 29 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,579 [playing musical tones] 30 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,415 Come on, Kiff, what do you think? 31 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,295 Oh, well, I don't think any of them are annoying. 32 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,463 But that's the game, Kiff, you have to pick. 33 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,926 For example, Billiam picked you as annoying, like, five minutes ago. 34 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 35 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,063 [♪ dramatic choral music playing] 36 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,326 [♪ music stops abruptly] 37 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,620 [bell rings] 38 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,043 [thinking] <i>Billiam picked me as annoying?</i> 39 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,963 <i>Me.</i> 40 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,215 If it makes you feel any better, 41 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,094 Billiam only said you're annoying based on limited options. 42 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,386 That's right. 43 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,930 Yeah, we don't know who the other two people were. 44 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,015 Exactly! 45 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,725 So, I think it's clear that... 46 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,685 - ...you should just let it go. - I should ask Renée. 47 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,104 Or that... Or that. 48 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,734 Who are the other two people? 49 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,568 For what? 50 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,780 Oh, Billiam's Annoying, Freaky, Cool round? 51 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,784 Well, I had to go to the bathroom. Ask Trevor. 52 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,370 - Mm. [slurping] - Trevor? 53 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,872 - Trevor! - Huh? 54 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:48,210 Oh, yeah. It was, uh, Glarbin, and, uh, Mystery Lad. 55 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,337 No! 56 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,886 [♪ dramatic choral music playing] 57 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,227 [♪ music stops abruptly] 58 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,728 - Yeah, them. - The jerkiest jerk pigeon 59 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,647 who’s locked in a reality TV mansion 60 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,733 for being super annoying and... and... 61 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,360 and Glarbin? 62 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,696 [scoffs] It’s worse than I thought! 63 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:19,783 [slurps] 64 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,576 [clears throat] 65 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,286 So, I hear you think 66 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,582 I'm the most annoying person in Table Town, huh? 67 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,251 Kiff, it's no big deal. 68 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:34,631 I don't think you're annoying all the time. Just sometimes. 69 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,092 Oh, okay, that... that makes sense. 70 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,636 I can leave it alone now. 71 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:45,767 Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean? 72 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,395 [sighs] Roll the tape. 73 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,400 [vocalizes Kiff theme song] Billiam! 74 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:58,863 [vocalizes] Billiam! 75 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,322 Oh, look, it's Darren. 76 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,491 [vocalizes] 77 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:08,539 "Benedict, it’s either me or the peanut butter..." 78 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,666 [shushes] 79 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,795 - [bell rings] - You forgot to assign homework! 80 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,339 [groaning] 81 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,925 [sighs] And if I'm being honest... 82 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:26,766 Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean? 83 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,732 Kiff, are you okay? 84 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:38,861 I'm in agony. I had no idea people saw me this way. 85 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,447 I don't see you that way. 86 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,991 You're blinded by our friendship. 87 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,578 So, what'll you do? 88 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,121 It ends today. 89 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,543 I renounce all of my annoying habits. 90 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:58,047 No more being chatty or chipper, no more goodie-goodie-ing, 91 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,467 or... and... and no more curiosity! 92 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,766 I got a new phone. Wanna take a selfie? 93 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,184 Okay. 94 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,393 [sighs] 95 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,230 [thinking] <i>Don't be chipper.</i> 96 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:19,735 Uh, are you okay? You're not your usual chipper self. 97 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,695 I don't know what you're talking about. 98 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:22,864 This is me. 99 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:29,788 Oh! You're supposed to hold the door. 100 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,875 Goodie-goodies hold doors and... well, that ain’t me no more. 101 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,054 Ooh, okay. Remember, don’t be a chatty Charlie. 102 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,013 Or was that a chipper Charlie? 103 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,808 Whatever, don't talk. [grunts] 104 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,602 What'll it be today, Kiff? 105 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,939 Where are you pointing? 106 00:05:58,942 --> 00:05:59,985 This? 107 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,278 This one? 108 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,613 Down here? 109 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,406 This one? Beet juice? 110 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,825 - [groans] - What is taking so long? 111 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,202 - You gotta help me out here. - [patron] This is making me mad. 112 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,121 This is so annoying! 113 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,373 [groans] But I'm trying not to be annoying! 114 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:19,587 Well, you're failing! 115 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,964 Everything I do is annoying, and everyone's annoyed 116 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,924 in a different way. I just can't win! 117 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,010 I was pointing at the hot cocoa, 118 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,555 but I don't even want it anymore. [sobs] 119 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,723 [scoffs] Finally! 120 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:35,227 Okay, I will have a... 121 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,355 uh... 122 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:39,523 [tuts] 123 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,860 Oh... Ooh-woo-woo. 124 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:50,701 <i>♪ Oh, we’re not annoying No, we’re not annoying on TV ♪</i> 125 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:51,827 [host] <i>That's right.</i> 126 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,913 <i>We're searching for an all-new annoying cast member</i> 127 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:58,208 <i>to mix things up in an all-new season of</i> The 6 Jerks. 128 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,711 <i>Because they are annoying.</i> 129 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,548 {\an8}<i>Yeah, they are annoying. That's the point.</i> 130 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,425 Reality TV. That's it. 131 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,262 My annoyingness just needs to be re-homed. 132 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,097 Hello, Roy. 133 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,601 I think I just found your new annoying cast member. 134 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,101 Me. 135 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,519 [groans] Is this Kiff? 136 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,647 I thought I told you to never call this number. 137 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,066 Jeez, you're annoying. 138 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,945 - You're hired! - Yup. See you soon. 139 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,618 [♪ tranquil instrumental music playing] 140 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,582 [sighs] 141 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,148 Goodbye, Table Town. 142 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,859 What did you say, Kiff? Ah! 143 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:09,114 Whoa, a bindle. Pretty cool. 144 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,032 It is? 145 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,123 Oh, hey look, you can see the Foreverangees from up here. 146 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,919 [groans] Sorry to be a know-it-all, so annoying. 147 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,339 No, the Foreverangees are freaky. 148 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,759 You're kind of freaky too, Kiff. 149 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,303 [laughs] Okay. 150 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,431 First... First you think I'm annoying, 151 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:39,560 and then I'm cool, and now I'm freaky? 152 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,646 Yeah. [laughs] I change my mind constantly. 153 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,524 Some people think that's annoying. [chuckles] 154 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,569 Whatever, you know? [laughs] 155 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,322 [automated voice] <i>Transfer to the Five Jerks Mansion.</i> 156 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,413 Uh, are you getting off? 157 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:02,958 No. 158 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,753 No, I'm not. 159 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,466 So really, everyone has a little annoying in them, 160 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,385 a little freaky, and a little cool too. 161 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,929 [scoffs] Probably. 162 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:20,727 [♪ upbeat instrumental music playing] 163 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,109 Hi, friends. Guess who's ready to play anno... 164 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,903 Actually, Kiff, after your meltdown, 165 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,615 we decided that Annoying, Freaky, Cool is really mean. 166 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,158 Someone called Candle annoying, didn't they? 167 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,868 - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, you got it. 168 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,329 Whatever. Let's play something else. 169 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,456 Down by the Bramble Bushes? 170 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,833 Yeah! 171 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,835 Yes! 172 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,841 <i>♪ Down by the bramble bushes under Table Town ♪</i> 173 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,844 <i>♪ I fell into a big hole and I’ll tell you what I found ♪</i> 174 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,807 <i>♪ It wasn’t a dinner roll 'Twas not a piece of fruit ♪</i> 175 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,683 <i>♪ It was a little trumpet that went teet-a-teet-a-toot ♪</i> 176 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,019 <i>♪ One, two, three, four Trevor’s farting out the door ♪</i> 177 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,187 No! No! 178 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,440 <i>♪ Five, six, seven, eight Does he make it? Too late ♪</i> 179 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,733 <i>♪ Someone call Trevor's mom She needs to pick him up ♪</i> 180 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,859 Why is it always me? 181 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,903 <i>♪ He's hiding on the porch like a sad little pup ♪</i> 182 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:13,987 Stop the song. 183 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,240 <i>♪ Sad little pup ♪</i> 184 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,574 <i>♪ Potatoes in the pantry Cheese is on the plate ♪</i> 185 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,868 <i>♪ Lick it until it’s clean or go jump in a... ♪</i> 186 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,287 <i>♪ Lakes are home for sailors who sail a hundred ships ♪</i> 187 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,542 <i>♪ But I bet you ten nuts that you can’t do this! ♪</i> 188 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:29,087 - [laughing, cheering] - All right! 189 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,467 Barry is, um... cool. 190 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,136 All right, that's one down. 191 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,972 Let's see who's freaky. 192 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:43,309 [laughing, cheering] 193 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,938 [♪ pleasant instrumental music playing] 194 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,378 [♪ music ends] 194 00:11:11,305 --> 00:12:11,665 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm