"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang Goes to a Dog Track

1 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:12,512 <i>- Dee, do you want a hot dog? - No. Buzz off.</i> 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,264 - Dennis, dog? - Get that hot dog away from me. 3 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,517 You're gonna get hot dog grease on my seersucker suit. 4 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,268 Why'd you guys get so dressed up anyway? 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,811 People get dressed up to go to horse races. 6 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,104 We're not going to a football game. 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,898 You guys are gonna look like a bunch schlubs. 8 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:26,442 All right. Mac, you want a raw hot dog? 9 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,444 - No. - What? Charlie, you're eating 'em raw? 10 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,530 Yeah. Mac and I are doing, like, this raw-dog thing. 11 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,783 - It's pretty cool. - That's not what raw-dogging is. 12 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,202 - It's not? - It's a sexual thing, Charlie. 13 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,286 Well, that's true, Frank. 14 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,956 But in this case, it's a completely different kind of raw dog. 15 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,415 It's like this whole TikTok trend 16 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,834 where people deprive themselves of creature comforts 17 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,419 while traveling somewhere. 18 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,213 I don't... I don't get the point of it. 19 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,340 Well, the point is it's about getting back to basics, 20 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,300 before we were all pampered and soft. 21 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,718 Well, you're gonna be missing out, Mac. 22 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,013 This whole experience is gonna be about glamour, opulence, 23 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:59,225 the majestic excellence of thoroughbreds earthquaking down a track 24 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,811 while we sip on mint juleps and eat pimento cheese finger sandwiches 25 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,646 amongst the Southern elite. 26 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,232 Kentucky Derby, here we come. 27 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,025 Whoops. Uh-uh. 28 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,819 What do you mean "oops"? What does that mean? 29 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,237 We're going somewhere else. 30 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:14,366 Somewhere else? Frank, where are you taking us? 31 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==- 32 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,183 {\an8} Oh, my God. This place is a shithole. 33 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,979 {\an8}What are you talking about? This is great. The dog track, baby. 34 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,606 {\an8}In hindsight, I should've realized when we got those bus tickets, 35 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,484 the Kentucky Derby is not held in West Virginia. 36 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,403 All right, let's stop bitching. What do we wanna do? 37 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,656 - Wanna go place some bets or something? - This is so low class. 38 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,492 All right, whatever. Let's, uh, get some more raw hot dogs then. 39 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,077 We'll jump on Mac's raw-dog thing. 40 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,080 You're not getting it, Charlie. I am the raw-dog in this situation. 41 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,791 I don't wanna eat dogs, watch dogs or be dogs, okay? 42 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,585 This is not the classy vibe I was looking for. 43 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,794 Why are we here, Frank? 44 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,671 Well, because this place is closing down, 45 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,633 and I am a minority owner of one of those hounds. 46 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:18,471 - You own part of a dog? - Yeah, 40% of Pennies From Heaven. 47 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,555 Pennies From Heaven? 48 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,349 God, if I was gonna be receiving something from heaven, 49 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,600 the last thing I'd want is pennies. 50 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,353 - They're worthless. - I gotta pop up to the owner's box 51 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,272 to chop up with the majority shareholder first. 52 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,857 - So... - Owner's box. 53 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,984 Okay, I like the sound of that. 54 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,236 Get away from this riffraff before one of 'em stabs us. 55 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:37,365 Might be able to get a decent cocktail up there. Yeah, I'll do that. 56 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,408 All right. Mac, you wanna go place some bets, dude? 57 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,619 That'll be fine. 58 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,746 Well, let's do it. Come on, man. 59 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:44,914 All right, how do we do this, man? 60 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,332 Like, how do we know which dog to bet on? 61 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,919 I guess we just pick the rawest one. 62 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,087 Yeah, but how do we know which is the rawest dog? 63 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,297 You think there's, like, a one-eyed dog or, like, um... 64 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,383 Uh, I'm pretty sure they're all gonna have both eyes, dude. 65 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,093 - Yeah. That's what I'm worried about. - You know, 66 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,720 maybe we should ask one of these mongrels around here. 67 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,681 - They all look pretty raw to me. - Get a pointer, right? Yeah. 68 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,767 These are raw, raw people we're with... 69 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,851 Look at that dude right there, man. 70 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,104 That guy looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter. Who's rawer than that? 71 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:11,607 He does. He does. But, you know, his hair routine, 72 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,193 that seems like a lot of effort, and that is not raw, man. 73 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,362 Yeah, there's a lot of primping involved. 74 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,781 It's a lot of conditioner, blow-dryers. 75 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,867 It's not raw to care that much, yeah, yeah. What about this dude? 76 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,286 I'm getting a Snoop Dogg vibe off this guy, right? 77 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,038 - Who's rawer than Snoop, man? - Yeah, it"s... Nobody. 78 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,208 Well, well, ever since he became best friends with Martha Stewart 79 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,043 - at the Olympics, that took a little... - That was weird. 80 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,878 - Took the dog out of him. - That killed it for me. 81 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,631 - Took the dog out of him. - It killed it for me. 82 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:36,591 This guy right there. 83 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,384 - Check this dude out. - Which guy? 84 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,095 Kind of peacing out against the door right there. He's raw. 85 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,055 - What makes you say that? - Well, he's not wearing shoes. 86 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,974 Which is fucking disgusting. 87 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:48,102 - Look at the ground. - Ah! Dude. No, man. There's something raw... 88 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,604 - Something about this man... - There's nothing raw about that. 89 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,482 No, I'm getting a good vibe. You know, I can sense it like a dog. 90 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,067 - Come on. - I don't think you're understanding 91 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,153 what I'm going for. 92 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,778 Excuse me, um, sir. 93 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,614 My friend and I are gonna place a bet on the next race. 94 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,825 We just don't know, like, who's the good dog, you know. 95 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:06,705 If you're sniffing around for a winner, I'd bet my last bone on Squeaky Wheel. 96 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,458 Runs real good after a rain. 97 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,877 Loves a wind out of the southeast. 98 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,212 Squeaky Wheel's gonna get the grease if you ask me. 99 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:18,300 - Squeaky Wheel. That's a good pointer. - That your hot dog on the ground? 100 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,094 Oh, sorry, dude. Yeah, I think I was holding the bag upside down. 101 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,179 I must've dropped it. 102 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,681 You eating it? 103 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,184 Uh... No. 104 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,312 - It's raw though, just... just so you know. - Oh, that's okay. 105 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,606 Good luck with the race. 106 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,858 Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot, man. 107 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,861 Nice. That dude was great. Let's place that bet. 108 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,614 What are you talking about? I-I think he's gonna eat that hot dog. 109 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,033 - So what? - A raw hot dog from the ground? 110 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,203 - Oh, Charlie... - Oh. Oh, Excuse me! 111 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:50,331 - Oh. Oh, I can only eat foods served to... - He was shoeless! 112 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,749 - Did you see those feet? - Oh! I have to... 113 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,794 I have to have shoes on constantly. Oh! 114 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,213 - I think he's very, very sick. - You just... 115 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,798 I'm following your raw-dog idea, 116 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,258 and the second I suggest something, you're shitting all over it, man. 117 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,594 We're not taking the advice of a shoeless hobo, okay? 118 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,471 That guy was awesome, man. I don't know. 119 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,057 - I'm trying to do your thing. - His... His feet look like hams. 120 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,642 He's sick. I think he's very sick. 121 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,769 I do like the sound of an owner's box. 122 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:15,105 - Yeah, we're owner's box people. - That's right. We belong here. 123 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:18,067 - Oof. Little smoky. - Oh, yeah. My eyes are burning. 124 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,027 - That's the menthols. - Uh, is it? 125 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,404 - Hey, Frank. My man. - Hey, yo! Hey. 126 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,157 - How you doing, brother? - I'm tits. 127 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:28,953 This is Dennis, and this is Dee. They're my kids, or whatnot. 128 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,580 Okay. I see you all dressed up. 129 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,083 We were led to believe we were going to the Kentucky Derby. 130 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,709 Yeah, we thought we were stepping into 131 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,878 a little bit more of a classy affair, you know. 132 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:41,799 Yeah. I think you'll find the dog track to be quite elegant. Menthol? 133 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,176 - Yeah, no. Thank you. - I'm good. I'm good. 134 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,638 Uh, speaking of elegant, let's talk stud rights. 135 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,849 Got what you want right here, Frank? Your 40%. 136 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,308 - You did it already. - Yeah. 137 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,561 I was supposed to film that for the Saudis. 138 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,645 - Saudis? - Yeah. 139 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,938 Man, I don't do business with them. 140 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,732 - What do you think they're talking about? - You gotta do it again so I can film it. 141 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,860 - Before a race? No way, Frank. - Yes, before the race. 142 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,695 - The milking's done. - Yes, yes. 143 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,738 I believe they're talking about masturbating a dog. 144 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:05,906 That's what I was worried about. 145 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,158 - Um, okay, guys. Uh... We're outta of here. - Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,871 No, w-wait, wait. The Saudis will pay big money for that. 147 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,582 - Is that right? - Yes, but that... that jar 148 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,626 could have a-a border collie's jizz in it for all I know. 149 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,420 - Yeah. - I got... gotta be sure. 150 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,839 I got... Okay, what we should do, 151 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,552 we could sneak down there, and I could film you guys getting it. 152 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,305 He wants us to get it. We're not jerking a dog off, Frank. 153 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,848 - That's not gonna happen. - That's not something we're doing today. 154 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,266 That's not the kind of day we were looking to have. 155 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,727 Okay, all right. You don't have to help me with the dog. 156 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,729 But don't take it out on the track. 157 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,272 I mean, you can still have some fun. 158 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,649 Why don't you put a bet on the first race? 159 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,069 Here, here, I'll tell you what. Put $10 on Squeaky Wheel. 160 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,821 - I hate these stupid dog names. - You too. Take this. 161 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,115 - Here, well, you go too. - I'm not gonna not take it. 162 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,038 Holy shit, dude. They are fast. 163 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:55,706 That is impressive. 164 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,916 <i>Around the final turn. Squeaky Wheel making a move.</i> 165 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,335 Uh! Ah! 166 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,711 - Whoa. Hey. <i>- Down the stretch, here they come.</i> 167 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,463 <i>It's Squeaky Wheel!</i> 168 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,839 - Wha... Oh! - Wow! 169 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,300 Oh! Baby! Who won? Who won? 170 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:09,511 - Squeaky Wheel by a mile, dude. - We would've won, dude. Come on. 171 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,557 We gotta go find that raw dog guy. That's our guy. That's our dog, man. 172 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,601 - Squeaky Wheel! - Okay! Okay! Okay! 173 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,102 - What'd I tell you, huh? - Yeah. 174 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,480 - How much do we win? - $200 each. 175 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,023 - Really? Oh, my God. - What? 176 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,442 Frank, I gotta tell you, there's a real rush in this. 177 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,444 - Anybody want a screwdriver? - Yes. Yeah. 178 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,946 Toss me one of those menthols too, while you're at it. 179 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,199 Yeah, gross. Hey, Frank, when's the next race? 180 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,785 Oh. We got a minute. What? Were you looking for action? 181 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,703 - Uh, maybe. Yeah. - What do you have in mind? 182 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,288 Rochambeau for a hundred dollars. 183 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,706 - I'm in. Ready? - Wait, what? 184 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,376 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 185 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,461 - Rock beats scissors. I'm up 300 bucks. - Yeah, yeah. 186 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,505 - Okay. I go, I go, I go. - I'm up 300 bucks. 187 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,008 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 188 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,302 Same one? Seriously, dummy? 189 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,845 Pay me, bitch. 190 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,139 I'll tell you what. We'll go $500 each, right? 191 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,933 - Right here. Ready? - Absolutely, absolutely. 192 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,142 I'll call this one. Ready? 193 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,187 - All right. - Uh-huh. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 194 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,273 I didn't know he was gonna do the same one three times. 195 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:06,026 Yeah, I guess we lost it all, didn't we? 196 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,486 Is that it? 197 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,738 - That's all right. We'll win it back. - Yeah. We'll win it back. 198 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,573 - Frank, what else... can we bet on, man? - Okay. 199 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,660 What number am I thinking of between one and ten? A hundred dollars. 200 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,662 That's a good one. Okay, yeah. 201 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,830 - Seven. - Two. 202 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,082 Nope, wrong. 203 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,668 - You owe me $100. Fork it over. - Oh, shit. 204 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,632 I don't know if we're gonna find this guy, man. Maybe he just got lucky. 205 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,217 Nah, this is the guy, man. 206 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,886 This is... This is our raw dog. Yeah, you know where he is? 207 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,389 He's probably at the ticket window collecting his winnings, right? 208 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,474 I don't know. 209 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,268 Wait a second. Is that him down there on all fours? 210 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,686 Is he foraging for more food? 211 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,563 Probably just dropped his ticket or something. Come on. 212 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,898 - Let's go talk to him. - All right. 213 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,442 Excuse me. Uh... 214 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,402 Sir, hi. I-I... I don't know if you remember us. 215 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,946 - We didn't get your name earlier. - It's Sparky. 216 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,614 What you looking for down there, Sparky? 217 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,158 Corn nuts. 218 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,993 See, dude? I told you he was looking for food. 219 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,162 No, not to eat. 220 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,247 See, people drop 'em, and they blow onto the track. 221 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:04,209 Single corn nut can turn a dog's ankle, ruin its career. 222 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:08,505 Oh, so you're like a janitor here, man. I do that too. It's actually pretty cool. 223 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:12,969 No. I take care of the dogs. But I do like to tidy up on occasion. 224 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,180 Like that hot dog that you found. 225 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,264 Dogs appreciated that, by the way. 226 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,016 That's what you were doing. 227 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,602 Okay, all right. But what's with the no shoes? 228 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,813 Dog don't wear shoes, so why should I? 229 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,525 I like to feel what they feel, know what they know. 230 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,694 Dog's a majestic creature. 231 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,948 Ain't no coincidence that "god" spelled backwards is "dog." 232 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:41,705 Oh. Dude, I think I had you pegged, like, all wrong. You are super raw. 233 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,165 - Raw? - Oh, yeah. 234 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,875 My buddy and I, we're doing a raw dog thing. 235 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,461 Yeah, I'm trying to re-embrace my raw dog nature. 236 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,837 Lately I've been feeling no joy. 237 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:52,049 I've overindulged. I've been taking crazy risks. 238 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,635 I jumped off the top of a jungle gym the other day. 239 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,929 I went to a nightclub and got really raw with it. 240 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,347 Had a bit of a scare. 241 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,683 I've been seeking my pleasures through thrills and sexual conquests, 242 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,811 and I think I need to be more raw. 243 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,896 You know, "raw" spelled backwards is "war," 244 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,858 and you sound like you at war with yourself. 245 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,194 This is blowing my mind. 246 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:15,197 Wow, dude, me too. What else can you spell backwards? 247 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,742 Yeah, I feel like we could... we could learn something from you, bro. 248 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,452 Y'all wanna learn the way of the dog. 249 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,829 - Yes. Totally. - Yeah. Yeah. 250 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,414 - Could we, like, tag along with you? - Let's do it. 251 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,208 All right. Yeah, by the way, how much you win? 252 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,793 - Win? - On your bet. 253 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,711 Oh, I don't bet on dogs. 254 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,880 Gambling can drive a man crazy, 255 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,092 make him do things against his better nature. 256 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,554 Gambling will make you lower than the lowest dog there is. 257 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,230 Yeah, come on, baby. Come on. 258 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,273 Whoo! Yeah! 259 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,608 - Give me that 18 bucks, bitch! - He won 18 bucks. 260 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,943 I got your tie on that one. 261 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,695 No, give me the tie, Dee. Come on, what are you doing? 262 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,530 - Give me 18 bucks. - Roll for it then. 263 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,865 All right. Here you go. 264 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,326 - Come on, come on, come on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 265 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,996 - Whoo! - Damn it. 266 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:04,913 - You're so dumb. - Shit! 267 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,000 Louis, I'll give you this hat for the dog siring rights. 268 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,168 - No dice, Frank. - Come on. 269 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,627 Hundred grand, you can go jerk him off right now. 270 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,087 - Oh... - Guys, let's keep this classy. 271 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,505 Next bet. Next bet. Let's go. 272 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,383 - All even numbers, I get your jacket. - No. Let's stick to cash, okay? 273 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,010 - You're not getting my jacket... - You got no cash. 274 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,887 - I got $3 in my pocket. I got $3. - You're out of money. 275 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,388 Ten bucks you can eat that gum off the floor. 276 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,599 - I'll do it. - No, no. What are you doing? Stop it. No. 277 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,559 Twenty dollars you rip Dennis's jacket. 278 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,020 No, I just wanna win my money back. Don't rip the sleeve. Come on. 279 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,231 Goddamn it! You son of a bitch! 280 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,276 - Here you go. - Thank you. Yay. 281 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,570 Dee! All right. Rochambeau to get it tailored! 282 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,697 No problem. 283 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,407 - Suck it, bitch. - Oh, God. 284 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,367 You gotta get that shit tailored. You bitch! 285 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,369 - I like it like that. - Yeah, it's better like that. 286 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,456 - It made it look better. Let's go. - Next bet. 287 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,708 Yeah, man. 288 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,545 Some folks are just chasing the wrong rabbit. 289 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,173 They're the one is really running in circles. 290 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,093 Why are you spitting in the bowls? 291 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,596 Let's them know I'm the alpha. 292 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,890 Dude. That's sick, man. 293 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,434 I'm gonna start spitting in people's beers at my job, 294 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,478 - Let them know, like, I'm the... - Nah, don't do that though. 295 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,814 Goddamn mutt. Do you have any idea how much money I blew on you? 296 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,650 Excuse me for a second, fellas. 297 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,859 We got a problem here? 298 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,611 I feel like I wanna be raw, 299 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:21,365 but every time he does something cool, he then does something really raw, 300 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,532 and it kind of grosses me out. 301 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,660 You don't like that he's spitting in the dog food? 302 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,871 No, I don't like that he expressed that dog's anal glands with his bare hands. 303 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,665 Yeah. But I mean, like, look, dude, 304 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,875 you wanna be raw, you gotta get your hands a little dirty. 305 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,211 Well, you don't got to 'cause there's gloves right there. 306 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,545 There were gloves right there, weren't there? 307 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,381 Whoa! 308 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,758 Take it easy. Okay, okay, okay. 309 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,134 Well, he's got that dog in him. 310 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,886 - Take it easy. - He's going full dog on that guy, huh? 311 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,514 Forget about it. Forget about it. 312 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,557 Wow. That was intense, man. Whoa! 313 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,434 Yeah, I'm sorry y'all had to see that, 314 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,104 but sometimes I'm just off my leash and protecting my pack. 315 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,232 Yeah. Is that the... That's the one you expressed the gland with. 316 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,316 - Yeah. - Yeah. 317 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,987 Now, this dog here is hurt. 318 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,614 He can't race no more. That makes him mine now. 319 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,699 So, you get to keep the dog? 320 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,410 Yeah, I get to take him home, take care of him. I live right here. 321 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,786 In the dog kennel? 322 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,665 No, I wish. No, I live in a trailer out in the parking lot. 323 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,332 Oh. 324 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,627 Come on, let's get out of here. 325 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,630 Before this place makes animals of us all. 326 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,133 Ready, set, go! 327 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,978 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 328 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,313 Oh, no. 329 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,526 Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit. 330 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,611 They're not gonna make it. They're not gonna make it, Frank. 331 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,780 No, they're gonna make it. 332 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,407 No, no. Gag, gag, don't quit. 333 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,494 You haven't made your money back yet. You haven't made your money back. 334 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,664 You haven't made your money back. 335 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,082 It's too much. It's too much. 336 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,043 Okay, my sister and I are out of here. 337 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,671 - You owe me 15K, Frank! - Damn! Goddamn it. 338 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,339 - Ten bucks says they stay. - I'll take that. 339 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,925 No, no, no. No more bets, goddamn it! 340 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,845 We've been degraded enough, Frank! We're out of here. 341 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,889 Not classy! Not classy, Frank! 342 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,266 Not classy! Not classy! 343 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,685 Not classy! 344 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,895 That was bad. 345 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,980 It was just too far, Dee. 346 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,732 He turned us into the dogs. 347 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,445 You gotta stop, Dee. 348 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,489 Trying to stop, but the smell of dog food on your breath... 349 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,115 - Okay, listen, listen. - It's really bad. 350 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,039 I have a plan. I have a plan. 351 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,124 How we can get our money back and then some. 352 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,251 - Double or nothing for our clothes? - No, no, no. 353 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,587 We gotta be smarter than that, Dee! We gotta be smarter. 354 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,090 We can't play their games anymore, okay? 355 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,675 We're gonna get our money back, and we're gonna make even more money. 356 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,472 But we're gonna have to do something pretty raw. 357 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,105 Come on, Sherlock Bones. Let's go. 358 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,150 Well... this is my kennel. 359 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,568 Cool. Living at the dog track. 360 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,570 - That's raw, dude. - Yeah. 361 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,280 Oh, uh... 362 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,783 Pardon the tarp, boys. 363 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,576 Dogs get a little messy every now and then. 364 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,245 - Oh... - And you're putting the dog's needs first. 365 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,915 - Yeah, right. He's thinking about the dog. - All day. Man, you have opened my eyes. 366 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,960 You have spent your entire life giving, and all I do is take. 367 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,003 - Yeah, you're big taker. - Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a... 368 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,338 You are too though. 369 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,883 But look, I-I-I feel like being raw is putting yourself last. 370 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,969 And that's a good way to be. 371 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,595 Yeah, dude. Put yourself last. 372 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,890 And tarps, I mean, pretty awesome, man. I might get a tarp for Frank. 373 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,183 What kind of breed is Frank? 374 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,727 Oh, Frank's a man. 375 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,688 - He's a man, human man. - Yeah, he's human man. 376 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,648 - Human. - But he's messy like a dog. 377 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,191 - Yeah. - Um... 378 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,484 But he's a man. 379 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,574 Yeah. Anyways... 380 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,992 - Yeah. - Um... 381 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,119 Hey, listen, man, just thanks again for everything. 382 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,620 It's been an awesome day, and... 383 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,291 I'm... I'm really just so sorry they're closing this place down. 384 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,876 They're doing what now? 385 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,504 Oh, you didn't hear? Oh, this place is closing down, yeah. 386 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:08,426 I think there's not gonna be any more dog tracks in... in America. 387 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,471 I did not know that. 388 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,725 Think somebody would've told me. 389 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,809 - Yeah. - Oh, well, 390 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,936 I guess I'm always just the last to know. 391 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,022 Yeah. 392 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,647 All right. 393 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:27,652 Say, boys, you mind if I go spend a couple of minutes with my thoughts here? 394 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,657 Yeah, no. Go take... take a minute, and we'll hang here and... 395 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,160 - God, I feel bad that he didn't know. - God, man. I feel so bad. 396 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,120 I can't believe they would keep him in the dark like that, man. 397 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,789 You know what? He's got such a great outlook on life. 398 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,250 - I bet he bounces right back. - He definitely will. 399 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,504 That sounded like a gunshot, man. 400 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,298 It did sound like a gunshot. Do... 401 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,592 Do you think he shot the dog? 402 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,510 - Why? Why would... - I don't know. 403 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,013 Maybe that's what he was talking about when he says he takes care of the dogs, 404 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,681 like, he shoots them when they can't race anymore? 405 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,475 - Is that a thing? That might be a thing. - I don't know. 406 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,019 That might be why they're shutting down all... all of these places over the country. 407 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,231 - 'Cause they shoot the dogs when they... - Yes. 408 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,942 Oh. 409 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,694 Well, if he didn't shoot the dog, what did he shoot? 410 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,281 - Oh... - Dude. 411 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,326 He was feeling a little too raw. 412 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,536 Hey. 413 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,747 Hi. 414 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,958 - This is a crime scene now, right? Yeah. - This is a crime scene, yeah. 415 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,960 - You know what, wipe our prints. - Yeah. 416 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,879 We're thinking the same thing. We gotta wipe the prints. 417 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,590 Let's just get out of here, man. Let's just get out of here. 418 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,884 You wanna burn this thing down, or... 419 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:33,802 <i>Go, go.</i> 420 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,471 - Frank. Frank, we gotta go. Right now. - There he is. 421 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,847 We gotta go. we gotta go. 422 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,391 There is a seedy underbelly to this place. 423 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,851 - Maybe a bit of a fingerprints situation. - It's not good. Bad things happened. 424 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,186 There's definitely a fingerprint issue. 425 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,854 - We gotta go, dude. - We gotta go. 426 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,149 We did it. 427 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,859 - Bitch! - Why are you dressed like this? 428 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,069 Move past that. 429 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,153 Yeah, not now, not now. 430 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,863 We want our clothes. We want our money. 431 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,700 And we want 50% of whatever the Saudis were gonna pay you. 432 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,661 - You did it? - Oh, yeah, we did it, you son of a bitch. 433 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,955 - Prove it. - No problem. 434 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,082 - I was hoping we weren't gonna show this. - No, we're gonna do it. 435 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,585 - No, they're gonna see it. <i>- Here we go.</i> 436 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,212 There we go. All right. 437 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:10,840 Go. 438 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:16,345 Hello, crown princes and other honorable Saudis. 439 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,811 With much respect, we present to you Pennies From Heaven. 440 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,730 Champion racing dog. 441 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:31,319 Let this video serve as proof to show authenticity. 442 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,071 Oh, God. Okay, all right, here we go. 443 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,156 <i>Yep.</i> 444 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,991 <i>Yeah, get under him. Get underneath.</i> 445 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,576 Oh, my God, man. 446 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,411 Well, don't... Okay. 447 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,210 - Oh, my God! - Oh! 448 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,420 Shit. 449 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:54,675 They did it! You owe me big time, Louis. 450 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,593 I won. 451 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,514 - Well done, Frank. - Fork it over, baby. 452 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,725 - Nice! - Easy. Easy. 453 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,561 - Oh, w-what's happening? - I won. 454 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,812 - You won what? - The bet. 455 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,857 I bet Louis I could get you guys to jerk off a dog, 456 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,734 and you did it. 457 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,527 The Saudis. What about the Saudis? 458 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,197 I don't know no Saudis. 459 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,407 - I don't even own a dog. - What are you talking about, Frank? 460 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:23,036 The only reason why we're here is so I can bet on you. 461 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,705 You are my raw dogs, and you won. 462 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,875 No, no, we're here because you wanted to bet on the dog races. 463 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:33,338 Dog races? I never bet on a dog race. That's some low-class shit. 464 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,850 You guys raw-dogging it home? 465 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,562 Anyone like a corn nut? 465 00:19:49,305 --> 00:20:49,207 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm