"Game Changer" Who Wants to Be...?
ID | 13209980 |
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Movie Name | "Game Changer" Who Wants to Be...? |
Release Name | Game Changer - S07E09 - Who Wants to Be_[SDR eng] |
Year | 2025 |
Kind | tv |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 37162413 |
Format | srt |
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(upbeat music)
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- [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer."
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Tonight's guest, no strings attached,
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it's Kimia Behpoornia.
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- What's up?
(Sam laughing)
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- [Sam] With plenty of tongue
action, Jeremy Culhane!
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(Jeremy smooching)
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♪ La la la ♪
- [Kimia] Ew ew ew ew.
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- [Sam] The reason for
the season, Jacob Wysocki!
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- What holiday is it? You get to decide.
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- [Sam] And that's Mr. Kurt
to me, it's Kurt Maloney!
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- That's Mr. Kurt to you!
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- And your host, me!
(hands tapping)
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I've been here the whole time.
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This is "Game Changer," the only game show
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where the game changes every show.
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I am your host, Sam Reich!
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I am joined today by these
four lovely contestants.
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Now, you all understand
how the game works?
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- No, not at all.
- No.
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Not even a little bit.
- I don't think I do.
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- It's not even the same set.
- It's a different set!
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- That's right, our players have no idea
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what game it is they're about to play.
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The only way to learn is by playing.
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The only way to win is by learning,
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and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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So without further ado, let's
begin with a lightning round.
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Players, if you could
please boot up your tablets.
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Are we all ready to draw?
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- Mine's not turning on.
- Why are you so bad at this?
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- [Kurt] Shut up.
(Sam laughs)
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- Just touch it.
- Now, just tap the screen.
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- Just touch it and then swipe.
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- Okay, thank God!
- It's like Dad.
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- You're eliminated.
- No, no, no,
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- And Kurt is out!
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- Oh, it turned on, it
turned on, it turned on,
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it turned on, it's cool.
- Just swipe.
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- Your prompt is draw a cool cat.
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The first person to be
done, yell out, "Done,"
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I will come and look at your cool cat.
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Ready and go.
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(suspenseful music)
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- Okay.
- I can't draw a cat!
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(Kurt laughing)
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It's not a skill I have.
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- Don't look at mine.
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- I have this app, but
usually, you get a pencil.
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My finger is just simply not doing it.
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- I am looking for a
semblance of a cool cat.
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- There's no eraser.
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(Sam sniggering)
Do you guys have erasers?
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- If you do two fingers, you can erase.
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- I hate to keep being the
old man, but doing two fingers
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is just moving my drawing.
- [Kimia] No, no, you tap.
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No, you tap two fingers!
- It's just making me
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zoom into my drawing.
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- Utter focus from our players.
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- I'm done.
- Hands up.
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- Oh.
- I'm gonna come look
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at Jacob's cool cat.
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(Sam laughing)
(crew laughing)
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That is a cool cat, if I've ever seen one.
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That's Jake to the podium, everybody!
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- Wow, wow.
(crew cheering)
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(dramatic music)
(Jacob laughing)
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- I don't like this feeling, man.
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(Sam laughing)
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You think that you get used to it.
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You know, like, "Oh, water
off a duck's back, man."
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I feel crazy.
- It's kinda like
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a bad mushroom trip.
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- Yeah, you just gotta have to hunker down
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and ride it out enough
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that you've got your friends behind you.
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- Hey, man, we're gonna
ride this one out together.
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- Okay.
- Jacob Wysocki, is it?
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- Jacob Wysocki, my name, first and last.
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- Where are you from, Jake?
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- Oh, I'm from Lomita,
California. What's up?
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310 'til I die!
- Hell yeah.
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- What's up, Lomita?!
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- That's gonna look great on the jib.
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- Shout-out to my dad on the jib.
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Push in, Tim Wysocki, number one dad!
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- [Kimia] Yes!
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- Yeah.
- [Kurt] Yeah, yo.
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- Talking about on Tim on the jib!
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(Sam laughing)
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- All right, Jake, let's sink our teeth
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into our first topic, food.
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For $100.
(suspenseful music)
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- Whoa!
- Okay.
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- Which of these fast food establishments
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has the most expensive cheeseburger?
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- Oh shit.
- Is it A, Shake Shack,
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B, Smashburger, C, Five Guys,
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or D, In-N-Out?
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- I feel pretty good about
Five Guys being up there,
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Shake Shack probably in
second, Smashburger in third,
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In-N-Out, of course, the
cheapest option on the board.
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- So you're not only
giving me the answer, Jake,
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you're ranking them?
- Wow.
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- So far, yeah, that's
what I'm choosing to do.
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- But if you were to pick one?
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- If we're talking just
basic cheeseburger-
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- Yes.
- I feel very confident
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that it's Five Guys.
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- Is that your final answer, Jake?
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- Yeah, do I, can I press the screen?
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- No, it doesn't do anything.
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- What the fuck?
- Hell yeah.
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- Okay.
- 70 lights.
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(Sam laughs)
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15 iPads and chairs,
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and you can't fucking make this touch?
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(Kimia and Sam laugh)
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Five Guys, final answer, lock it in.
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- Ooh.
- Whoa.
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- Ooh.
- Okay.
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- (sighs) Jake, I'm sorry...
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to our accountants because
you just won $100. - Whoo!
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- [Kimia] Whoa.
(contestants applauding)
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Walk away, buddy.
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- Walk away.
- Take money, walk away!
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Walk away!
- That's it, walk away.
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(Sam laughing)
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- Jake, what do you do for a living?
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- Don't make me answer that.
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I'm happy to announce that
I'm an actor and comedian.
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- Are you?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And that pays the bills,
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does it?
- It does, I'm lucky enough
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that it does pay the bills.
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- I love hearing that.
- Yeah.
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- Any comedy heroes or influencers?
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- I think, like, if
you're talking my comedy,
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"Mount Rushmore," Jim Carrey's in the mix,
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John Candy.
- Yes.
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- Farley.
- Yes.
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- And probably, like, a Richard Pryor.
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- For $250,
(Kimia gasping)
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which of the following SNL movies
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does not contain a Chris Farley cameo?
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Is it A, "Billy Madison,"
B, "The Ladies Man,"
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C, "Wayne's World,"
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or D, "Wayne's World 2"?
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- He's definitely in one
of the "Wayne's Worlds,"
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so why not put him in both?
- Well, there's a pretty
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famous reason why you
wouldn't put him in both.
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(Sam and crew laughing)
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- Well, what are you fucking trying to do?
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- Help him, help him.
(Sam laughing)
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- Should I fucking say, "Wayne's World 2"?
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- Do these Google?
(Sam laughs)
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- Do those have Google?
This is one of those
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questions that I'll be really
embarrassed if I'm wrong,
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so I'd like to get it over
with as fast as possible.
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(Sam laughing)
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Yeah, I'm just gonna go "Ladies Man."
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I feel, like, the era of
that doesn't link up in a way
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that makes sense in my brain.
(anxious music)
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- Jake, I've got some bad news
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for anyone who doubted
you, you just won $250!
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- Wow!
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- We're dapping up, but you
did try to fucking get me.
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- Hell yeah, dude.
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- Wait, so is it 100 and then 250,
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or is it total 250?
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- It's total 250, but I appreciate
the wheeling and dealing.
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- I prefer it if it was-
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- Cumulative?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
- [Sam] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- You can walk away!
- Walk away.
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- Now, Jacob, are you a gamer at all?
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- Growing up, I mean, I
definitely was a Nintendo kid.
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I love "Super Smash Bros."
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- [Sam] Hell yeah.
- Kurt and I have definitely
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sunk in a lot of hours playing "Smash."
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- Well, let's see if you can't
smash this next question.
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- Cool.
- For $500,
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(suspenseful music)
what species is Bowser?
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A, a dragon, B, a lizard, C, a turtle,
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or D, a Koopa?
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- This is getting trickier.
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Like, if we break this down,
like, he could be a dragon.
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He appears to be a bit of a lizard.
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He appears to be a turtle.
- Sure.
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- At the end of the day,
he is the Koopa King.
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- Interesting.
- But Koopas
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don't look like him.
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Can I 50/50?
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- What is that?
- A help me.
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(Sam laughing)
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Please, Sam, help me.
- Give him a help me, Sam!
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- Give him a help me.
- Give him a help me.
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- [Contestants] Help me,
help me, help me, help me.
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- Help me!
- Help me!
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- I've never heard of a help me,
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but I have heard of a rip cord.
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- Okay.
- [Sam] Which we have here
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on the show today.
- All right.
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- You can choose from a
Bigfoot Sighting, a Skip,
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or a Tired Italian Man.
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- Huh?
- Who do you got back there?
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(Sam laughing)
(Jacob laughing)
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You know what, let's go ahead
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and see who you paid a day rate
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to be an Italian person.
(contestants laughing)
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- What's up?
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- Hi, hello?
- Ah, ciao.
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(Jeremy laughs)
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(Tired Italian Man speaking Italian)
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(playful music)
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(Tired Italian Man
speaking Italian continues)
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- Thank you so much, Tired Italian Man.
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- Ah, okay.
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- Wow.
- Whoa.
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- Very tired and very Italian.
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- I don't think he really spoke Italian.
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- That was very Italian.
- Oh, he did.
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- He came out and called
you a bitch in Spanish
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and then left.
- [Kimia] Okay, how?
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- Did you interpret any of that?
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- Yeah, I got it.
- A little. How lucky
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that you used this one
and he got to say Mario?
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- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
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- How about that?
- How lucky?
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- That was helpful.
- And Luigi.
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- How about that?
- And Luigi?
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- It's Koopa, final answer.
(crew laughing)
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- Good answer, good answer.
- Good answer.
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- Good answer.
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- I don't know what
the fuck that guy said.
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- Jacob, this is hard to say.
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(intense music)
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I think it's pronounced
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Bravissimo.
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You just won $500, my friend!
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- Wow!
- Whoo!
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- Everybody's doubting me at home!
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(Jeremy laughing)
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- What's that?
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Jacob, I'm being told that you seem
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unfairly overqualified to
answer these questions,
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and so we might need to replace you
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with whoever did second
best in the lightning round.
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Let's go ahead and take a
look at those cool cats, huh?
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- I sort of did a joke.
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- I think I drew the coolest cat I know.
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- Well, that's too bad.
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With no other correct answers,
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we'll have to stick it out with Jacob,
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but friends, feel free to
join him at the podium.
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- Oh, sure.
- Okay.
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- This- I'm freaking out!
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Dude.
- You know more than me?
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Do you know more than me?
- I can't say!
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- Do you know more than me?
- I don't know anything.
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(Jacob laughing incredulously)
(Sam cackling)
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- And they're loving it back there.
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- I understand you all do
improv comedy together,
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is that correct?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yes, sir.
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- Excellent, you know, in improv,
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there are no wrong answers,
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but in this case, there might just be.
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For $750...
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- Hell yeah.
- Just moving on.
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(Sam laughing)
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- It almost seemed like
you were gonna frame it up
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and let me know what's happening.
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And we're just gonna push forward, okay?
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- [Sam] Which of your improv
teammates is the funniest?
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- Yikes!
(crew laughing)
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- A, Lou, B, Jeremy, C, Kimia, or D, Kurt?
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- So I've 50/50 this already.
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(Sam laughing)
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- Fuck.
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(Kimia gasping)
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- Really?
- [Jacob] Yeah, for sure.
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- [Sam] Okay.
- Sam, why did we come up
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here for this?
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Can we go back to seats now?
- Yeah, bring us up
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after this part.
- This is so great.
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- God!
- There's a world
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where the safest bet is to vote
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for the person who's not here.
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- Okay, but that's not a technicality.
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Now, I kinda want you
to answer it for real.
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- [Jacob] Okay.
(Sam laughing)
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You guys promise I can
just answer it honestly?
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- You can honestly answer honestly.
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- You're gonna have to
and see what happens.
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- You think one man's
opinion's gonna stop me
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from posting on TikTok?
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No way.
(Sam and crew laughing)
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- There's a person who,
when I get them to laugh,
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makes me feel really good.
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- Wow.
- Because of how funny
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I think that they are.
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- I love that.
- And it does not diminish
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how funny I think everybody else is,
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but I think the answer is C, Kimia.
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(Kimia gasping)
- Good answer, good answer.
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Yeah, this actually helps.
- Wow, it's mutual.
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- And you know, funniest
is maybe not my favorite.
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- Sure, ooh.
- Okay, you don't have
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to add that.
- You didn't have to do that.
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Yeah.
(Jacob laughing)
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- I think then it goes, Lou, Kurt, Jeremy.
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- You ranked them!
- Okay then.
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Didn't have to rank them.
- I beat Jeremy!
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- We didn't ask, didn't ask.
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- Hey.
- Fuck this game.
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- Jacob, this is the
hardest part of my job,
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(anxious music)
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acting upset, you just won $750.
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- Whoo!
- Okay, so does this
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mean Dropout agrees?
- Hold on, so that means?
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- Wait a fucking second here.
- What the hell?
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- That means thank you.
- Listen, I've been there.
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- How you doing? You need a breath?
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- I'm great, I'm good, I'm normal.
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This is a normal feeling.
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- Who here do you go
the farthest back with?
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- For sure, Kurt, yes.
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- Where did the two of you meet?
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- Kurt and I met at an improv camp.
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- Comedy camp when we were teenagers.
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- And how cool is it that the two of you
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get to still stand up here
and do comedy together
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after all this time?
- It's a true dream.
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- Really is, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Then this next question
should give you no trouble.
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For $1,000...
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(suspenseful music)
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- I'm so scared.
(Kurt chuckling)
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- According to Kurt,
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what do you still owe him an apology for?
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Is it A, making the A team
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in ComedySportz before he did
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and rubbing it in his face?
- Constantly.
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- B, purposely not remembering the names
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of the women he dates?
- Too many.
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- Until they are
officially his girlfriend?
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- Simply too many.
- Also a fucking thing
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he does.
- Yeah,
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that's a real thing I do.
- C, on January 1st, 2017,
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getting breakfast burritos
with Kurt and friends,
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but Kurt was too hung over to eat one,
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so he ordered oatmeal instead,
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and you convinced your friends to call him
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Oatmeal for the rest of the year?
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- A whole fucking year!
- Again on January 1st.
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- Uh-huh.
- Or D, none of the above?
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- I did make A team first.
(Sam laughs)
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- Which really did piss me off.
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- You used to date a lot
of people in a short manner
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where it wasn't worth
learning their names.
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- You know, I hate the
player, I hate the game.
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- And we have a long longstanding rule
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that you were nicknamed the first thing
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you eat in the new year, and
you actually did eat oatmeal.
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- Just for fun, he's also called me
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McMuffin for a whole year.
(Jacob laughing)
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He's called me Cold
Lasagna for a whole year.
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- What are you this year?
- Hummus.
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- You are Hummus?
- It's the first thing I had
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on January 1st this year.
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- I've never been more sure
about an answer in this game
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and may not be more sure
moving into the future,
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the answer is D, absolutely
none of the above, we're good.
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- None of the above, final answer?
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- Yeah.
(anxious music)
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- I am so sorry, Jacob,
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but it's time for you to go
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do a victory lap, you
just earned $1,000, Jake!
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$1,000!
- I'm rich! I'm rich!
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I'm gonna buy a fucking motorcycle!
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(Sam laughs)
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- Nice.
- We good, baby.
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We're always gonna good.
- Hey, we're always good,
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and I love you.
- I love you.
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00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,410
We're always gonna be good.
- I got your back.
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00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:02,310
And if you're ever, like,
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well, he was mean to me, you're here.
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I mean, right now.
- Hell yeah, hell yeah.
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00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:05,663
- Maybe you're getting paid and that's-
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- And you just got $1,000.
- Yep.
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- Jacob, the good news is that you are now
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walking away today with at least $1,000.
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- So I've hit the benchmark.
- You've hit the benchmark.
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(crew applauding)
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The bad news is that's all we
at Dropout are able to afford.
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- You sure?
(all laughing)
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- We spent a lot on this.
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- Okay, okay, cool.
- You know what I'm saying?
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00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:27,120
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,530
- Two things are about to happen.
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00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,440
The first is that the questions
are going to get harder.
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00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,180
- Okay.
- The second is that in order
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00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,460
to cover the rest of this prize money,
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00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:38,470
I'm gonna have to bring
in some assistance.
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00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,303
(calming music)
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00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:42,120
Luckily, LinkedIn is here to help.
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Whether it's building your network
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or helping you to grow professionally,
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LinkedIn connects you to opportunity
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just like they're doing here
and now for my friend, Jacob.
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Oh, and Jacob, you could read,
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you could read that, please.
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00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:00,599
- LinkedIn, who wants to be Jacob Wysocki?
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00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:01,608
- I do!
- I do!
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00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,522
Me.
- Yes, please.
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00:14:02,522 --> 00:14:03,960
- Yes, me, me.
- You guys look great.
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00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,130
- Thank you, Nico and Ash.
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00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,960
All right, Jacob, word on the street
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is that you like a little
bit of the devil's lettuce.
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00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,870
- It's true, I like to smoke weed.
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00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,070
I'm 420 friendly.
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00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,650
- What is it about the
marijuana that you love?
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00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:19,110
- I think there's ritualism to it
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that I really like to enjoy in.
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I think it helps me be more mindful
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00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,580
in my day-to-day.
- Love that.
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00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,470
- And slow down and connect to the things
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that I think are important.
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00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,040
And sometimes, it's just
fucking chill to check out, man.
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00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,068
- Yeah!
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00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:31,440
- Sometimes you just gotta check out
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and turn that brain off, baby.
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00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,020
- Favorite delivery mechanism?
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- I'm probably a doink guy.
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Just a classic.
- I don't know what that is.
437
00:14:37,051 --> 00:14:38,340
- What's a doink?
- Come on, smoking
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fat doinks in Amish.
- Stop it.
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00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,454
You know what that is?
- Amish.
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00:14:41,454 --> 00:14:42,485
Come on down to Amish,
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we're getting loud.
- Doink City.
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00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:44,640
- Doink City?
- Freaking,
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00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,020
I don't know what that is?
- I still don't know
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what that is.
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00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,120
- We're smoking doinks in Amish.
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00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,923
- It's a joint?
- A doink is a joint.
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00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,347
- It's a doink, Sam, get it?
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00:14:51,347 --> 00:14:52,313
- [Jeremy] Shit.
- Let him know.
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00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:54,060
- Let him have it.
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00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,510
- Either doinks or, you know,
if Puffco wants to sponsor me-
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- There's already LinkedIn sponsor.
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00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,660
- Yeah, we can't do two sponsors in one.
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00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:05,400
- Well, let's see if we can
turn that green into green.
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- Double green.
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- For $2,500.
(suspenseful music)
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00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,260
- Oh man.
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00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:13,800
- What was the name of your first bong?
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Was it A, "The Green Mile,"
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B, "Blitzing The Reindank,"
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00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,720
C, "Big Rip Dave,"
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00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,656
or D, "Snorkin' Aaron Sorkin"?
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(contestants and crew laughs)
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- Who are you sourcing this data from?
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- "Snorkin' Aaron Sorkin."
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Snorkin'.
- Wow, that's good.
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00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,720
- Well, I famously auditioned for Aaron,
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and I couldn't get
off-book, and he said no.
468
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:36,901
- Is that true?
- Famously.
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00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,100
- For his Facebook movie?
- I don't remember the lines.
470
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,530
- For the role of Mark
Zuckerberg in "Social Network"?
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00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,150
- In your defense, he did over-write.
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00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,332
And then he wants you to walk
while you talk, that sucks.
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00:15:44,332 --> 00:15:45,720
(Sam laughing)
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00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,070
- You know the famous
speech in "Newsroom,"
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where it's, "America's not great?"
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That was my monologue.
- [Kurt] Yeah.
477
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,840
- I kinda riffed that, and they ended up
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00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,800
stealing a lot of what I said.
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00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,510
- That is awful.
- Oh my God.
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00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:59,040
- "37th in education,
112th in infant death."
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It's wild that somebody
else remembers this
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'cause I know what it is for sure.
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00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,040
- You do?
- I still have it.
484
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,410
- No way.
- I called it BRD.
485
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,340
- Yes.
- Which, of course,
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00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,437
stood for "Big Rip Dave."
- Wow.
487
00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,370
- 'Cause I believe the bong had a D,
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00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,990
like, on the shaft for some reason,
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and it ripped big.
490
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,230
- Final answer?
- Final answer, BRD.
491
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,169
Lock it in.
(button plopping)
492
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,870
(Jacob humming)
(Sam laughing)
493
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,510
- [Kimia] That's the light.
- Final answer, no regrets.
494
00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:23,370
- It breaks my heart to tell you this
495
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,350
because I'm a sucker for good news.
496
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,737
You just won $2,500.
497
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,638
- Whoo! Nice.
- [Sam] Jake!
498
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:30,850
Hot diggity!
- It's crazy.
499
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:31,683
- [Kimia] Nice.
- [Jacob] It's crazy.
500
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:32,670
- Damn.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
501
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:34,170
- Yeah.
- That's a sort
502
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,760
of an amount of money where that makes me
503
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,323
feel a little uncomfortable.
- Sure!
504
00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:39,000
Yes!
- I'm very happy.
505
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,050
And that's cool.
- Yes!
506
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,000
- It's sort of me just
letting that sink in.
507
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,130
- Yes, now, Jake, rumor has it
508
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,250
that this will be your 10th year
509
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,038
dressing up as a Minion for Halloween.
510
00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:51,450
- Bee-do, bee-do, Minion Nation, baby.
511
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,931
Jib in. It's Minions, babe.
512
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,740
(crew laughing)
513
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,480
It's my 10th year, man, it's huge.
514
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,160
And what's crazy?
- Yeah?
515
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,240
- They've been relevant the whole time.
516
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,230
- Yeah.
- You got in early to Minions
517
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,777
and Nvidia.
- Yeah! (laughs)
518
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:07,827
- [Sam] The two best investments.
519
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,276
- Yes, yes, I'm on the ground
floor on some good stuff.
520
00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,760
- Have you seen any of the movies?
521
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,920
- I've seen "Despicable Me 3."
522
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,090
- The third?
- Started at three.
523
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:15,923
- That's where you started?
- [Sam] That's interesting.
524
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,960
- Started, he loves trilogies,
but just the endings.
525
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,020
- Let's see if you're a "Gru" fan
526
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,930
or just dressing the part.
527
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:28,177
For $5,000.
(suspenseful music)
528
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,540
- [Kimia] My goodness, yeah.
- [Kurt] Damn, goddamn.
529
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:34,230
- [Sam] Which of these
Minions has one eye?
530
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:37,470
Is it A, Jorge, B, Stuart,
531
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,500
C, Bob, or D, Phil?
532
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,290
- I'll be honest, don't know their names
533
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,600
'cause I don't dress up as Bob or Phil.
534
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,760
Just a fucking Minion.
- 100%.
535
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,160
- Jorge, with that spelling,
I don't think that's a Minion.
536
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,150
That's sort of a Jorge.
537
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,560
- I feel like Bob is the main one.
538
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,820
- Do we have more help mes?
539
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:54,750
- Oh yeah, you could do a help me.
540
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,880
- I think I need a help
me. I need a rip cord.
541
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,410
- Thank you for using the proper-
542
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,120
- I'm ready to pull the rip cord, Sam!
543
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,330
- In that case, Jacob, your rip cords
544
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:07,620
are Bigfoot Sighting, Skip, or Two Tylers.
545
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,760
- Another one appeared.
546
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,593
- Two Tylers.
547
00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:11,484
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
548
00:18:12,454 --> 00:18:14,199
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
549
00:18:14,199 --> 00:18:16,243
That's cute!
- [Sam] Oh, that's nice.
550
00:18:16,243 --> 00:18:18,180
- Oh my God.
- Hey, friends.
551
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,740
- These are my great friends, the boys.
552
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,410
- You are presented with two Tylers,
553
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,600
one of them always lies,
554
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,300
the other one always tells the truth.
555
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,500
- Do you know the answer to this?
556
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,720
- It's B, Stuart.
- Do you know the answer
557
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,524
to this?
- Yeah, I do, it's Phil.
558
00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:34,320
(all laughing)
559
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,450
- And I just wanna make sure
that you're telling the truth.
560
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,282
Do you like hams?
- Hate 'em.
561
00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:39,660
- Okay, well.
- Liar.
562
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,220
- Why would I lie to you?
- You're a dirty liar!
563
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,180
- Why would I lie to you?
564
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,860
- How long have you known
that you were doing this?
565
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:47,655
- Just today.
(all laughing)
566
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,970
- I'm gonna go ahead and lock it in
567
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,020
with what my buddy here said.
568
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,160
- [Sam] Which was?
- Which is, of course,
569
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,020
B, Stuart.
- B, Stuart.
570
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,353
- Good answer, good answer.
- No.
571
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,760
I just realized I forgot
to call my dad last night.
572
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,900
That's okay, I'll do that after the shoot.
573
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:05,253
You just won $5,000, Jake!
- Oh, wow!
574
00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:06,315
Wow!
575
00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:07,770
- [Jacob] This is crazy.
- [Kimia] Hell yeah.
576
00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:09,270
- Tylers, go ahead and join our entourage.
577
00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:10,103
- All right.
- Wow!
578
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,082
- Oh, yeah!
- They get to stay?
579
00:19:12,082 --> 00:19:14,580
- Yes!
- This is a very, very natural
580
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,900
look for you.
- Oh yeah!
581
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,150
I'm gonna ask costuming
if I can take this home.
582
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,410
- Yeah, man.
583
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,760
Oh man, this is crazy, Sam.
584
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,593
(Sam laughing)
585
00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:23,820
I saw you last night.
586
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,577
I saw both of you last night.
- Oh, that was a lie, yeah,
587
00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:26,410
I lied then for sure, yeah.
588
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:27,930
- Did you, like, spend the night in LA?
589
00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,280
No? You went home?
- No, no, no, I went home,
590
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,364
came back, yeah.
- Oh, crazy, crazy.
591
00:19:31,364 --> 00:19:33,289
- You owe me a tank of
gas, that's for sure.
592
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,205
(Jacob and Kurt laughing)
593
00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:37,346
- He's good for it.
- That what you got now?
594
00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:38,717
(all laughing)
595
00:19:38,717 --> 00:19:41,020
30 bucks?
596
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,470
- Now, Jake, you've made
quite the impression
597
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,970
as a Dropout cast member.
598
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,860
We've been really blessed to have you.
599
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,020
- Thanks for saying that, Sam.
600
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,550
- For $7,500.
- Damn, hell yeah.
601
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:54,377
- Those CCs on that
motorcycle keep climbing up.
602
00:19:54,377 --> 00:19:56,340
(all laughing)
603
00:19:56,340 --> 00:20:01,340
- Which of these Jacob Wysocki
fan videos does not exist?
604
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,763
- This is fucking wild.
- [Sam] A,
605
00:20:02,763 --> 00:20:06,750
"The Jacob Wysocki Effect:
A Dropout Video Essay,"
606
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,330
B, "25 Minutes of Jacob Wysocki
607
00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:11,700
Being the Best Dropout Cast Member,"
608
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,720
C, "Jacob Wysocki Buzzer Sound Supercut,"
609
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,670
or D, "Exactly Why We Needed
Jacob Wysocki on D20?"
610
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,780
- Now, this is tough.
611
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,820
- Yep.
- I'm not terribly tapped in.
612
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,650
- And good for you.
- You know what I mean?
613
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,540
I try and keep my distance from this stuff
614
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,550
because I think if I saw
these in my day-to-day,
615
00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,950
I'd be a monster.
(Sam laughing)
616
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,825
Do you guys know? Are you
aware of any of these?
617
00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,280
- I truly don't know.
- I'm not gonna know this.
618
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,690
- Sam, I'd like to know my options
619
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:39,360
for pulling the rip cord!
(Sam laughing)
620
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,200
- Jacob, your options are
Bigfoot Sighting, Skip,
621
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,510
and Lager Than Life.
622
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,450
- Kinda wanna see Bigfoot.
623
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,820
- Yeah.
- Yeah,
624
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,750
feels very you.
- Yeah, it's pretty cool.
625
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,310
- I'll go Bigfoot Sighting.
626
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,703
I'd like to put-
- [Kurt] Oh my God!
627
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,160
Shit!
- Oh!
628
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,153
- That's Gang Gang.
629
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,545
- I don't know what any
of you are talking about.
630
00:20:59,545 --> 00:21:00,390
I don't see anything.
- What?
631
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,223
- [Jeremy] Bigfoot.
632
00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:02,056
- [Kurt] Bigfoot's right there.
633
00:21:02,056 --> 00:21:03,450
- Oh, I don't make a habit of
turning over my left shoulder.
634
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,520
- Okay, all right.
- Okay.
635
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,130
- Jacob, if you'd like
to use another rip cord?
636
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,100
- What? That's what that was?
637
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:15,060
- Your options are Skip, Lager Than Life,
638
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,370
or That's Just His Buzzer Sound.
639
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:19,140
- You know what? I don't wanna
know the answer to this one.
640
00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,820
Let's Skip, I wanna remain
641
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,474
as humble as possible.
- That's a good use of Skip.
642
00:21:22,474 --> 00:21:23,686
Good skip.
- I don't wanna know.
643
00:21:23,686 --> 00:21:25,680
- Okay.
- I don't wanna know.
644
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,630
- Hold on a second.
645
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,230
(background music silences)
646
00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:29,550
(ambient music begins)
Great.
647
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,870
For the viewers at home, we just skipped
648
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:33,466
to a new music track.
- Oh!
649
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,504
- Two whammies in a row!
650
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:36,900
- Two whammies.
651
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,274
Some of these rip cords
are keeping me on my toes.
652
00:21:39,274 --> 00:21:40,770
(Sam laughing)
653
00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:43,589
- Hey, are you bored, like,
watching the whole thing?
654
00:21:43,589 --> 00:21:46,351
(Bigfoot grunting)
- Just give me something.
655
00:21:46,351 --> 00:21:48,390
Give me something!
656
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,100
- Jacob, your options are,
657
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,520
That's Just His Buzzer Sound, Avocados,
658
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,110
or Ask Camera.
659
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,280
- I would like to use the rip cord
660
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,820
That's Just His Buzzer Sound, Sam.
661
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,760
- Okay, totally.
- There we go.
662
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,230
- Gentlemen.
- [Kimia] Oh wow.
663
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,800
- Yes, what's gonna happen?
- [Sam] Whenever you're ready.
664
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,260
(harmonizing)
♪ Ooh, ki ka ka ku ku ♪
665
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,510
- Thank you so much! That was excellent!
666
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:10,800
(Kimia gasping)
667
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,411
- [Tyler] That was very beautiful.
668
00:22:12,411 --> 00:22:13,347
- [Jeremy] That was something.
- [Tyler] Totally,
669
00:22:13,347 --> 00:22:14,237
extremely beautiful.
670
00:22:14,237 --> 00:22:16,440
- Ki ka ka ku ku.
- Hey, guys, you got it?
671
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,441
- Yeah.
- Okay.
672
00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:18,475
♪ Ooh ♪
673
00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:21,270
♪ Ki ka ka ku ku ♪
(Sam laughing)
674
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:22,805
- Wow.
- That was pretty
675
00:22:22,805 --> 00:22:23,850
good too.
- [Jeremy] Really good.
676
00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:25,104
- Oh, ki ka ka ku ku.
677
00:22:25,104 --> 00:22:26,760
- Ki ka ka ku ku.
- Ki ki ki ka ka ku?
678
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,870
- Not B, ba ba bu bu.
679
00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:28,950
Not D, da pa du du.
680
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:31,140
- [Kimia] Oh.
- A, ah ah ooh ooh.
681
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,250
- Bad.
- 'Cause they would've gone
682
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,083
B, ba ba bu bu, right?
683
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,560
- Maybe.
- I'll bet money on that.
684
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,393
- D, da da du du.
685
00:22:35,393 --> 00:22:36,541
What would they've done for A?
- But what if it's A?
686
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:39,390
♪ A, ah ah ooh ooh ♪
♪ A, ah ah ooh ooh ♪
687
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,790
- True, that's very good.
- Let's try ki ka ka ku ku.
688
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,830
C, lock it in.
- Good answer.
689
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:44,880
- Final answer?
- Final.
690
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,174
- Yeah, good answer.
- Smart.
691
00:22:47,174 --> 00:22:49,590
(anxious music)
692
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:52,140
- Damn, damn, damn.
693
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:56,276
Impressive, Jake, 'cause
you just won 7,500
694
00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:59,006
fucking dollars!
- [Jacob] Minions are back!
695
00:22:59,006 --> 00:23:01,050
- All right!
- Now, Jake.
696
00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:02,490
- Yeah.
- After everything we've
697
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:06,900
covered today, you seem like
a one of a kind kinda guy.
698
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,733
- Thanks, Sam.
699
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:09,750
- But we're all really
cut from the same cloth,
700
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,130
wouldn't you agree?
- At the end of the day,
701
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,810
we're all humans, we all eat, we all shit.
702
00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:16,860
- For $10,000...
(suspenseful music)
703
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:17,700
- In the heck.
704
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,530
- I'm gonna die on this motorcycle.
705
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:22,185
- Which of these is your fingerprint?
706
00:23:22,185 --> 00:23:23,676
- This is fucked up.
(Sam laughs)
707
00:23:23,676 --> 00:23:24,698
It's fucked up!
- Oh my God.
708
00:23:24,698 --> 00:23:26,370
- That's insane.
- How did you get it?
709
00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,540
And when did you get it?
710
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,810
- Do you have any memory
of a PA asking you
711
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,508
to hold a glass really quickly for them?
712
00:23:35,242 --> 00:23:37,380
- That's crazy.
(crew laughing)
713
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,567
- No, I don't.
(Sam laughing)
714
00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:41,760
Did that happen?
- That happened.
715
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,220
- That's crazy.
- It's borderline criminal.
716
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,630
- Oh, where did they get the other prints?
717
00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:46,570
- Cadavers.
718
00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:47,935
- Cadavers.
- Oh.
719
00:23:47,935 --> 00:23:49,871
- [Jacob] Cadavers, smart.
720
00:23:49,871 --> 00:23:51,999
What do you think though?
Jib in to my finger.
721
00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:53,354
- Do we know what finger it is?
722
00:23:53,354 --> 00:23:54,870
- Can you jib in?
- It's probably a thumb.
723
00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:56,490
- You would press.
- Pretty hard too.
724
00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,480
His little circle thing
725
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,520
is toward that side.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
726
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,750
- If I had to guess, I would go B or D.
727
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,030
- Well, this is an almost
impossible thing to answer, right?
728
00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:05,580
So I'm, of course, naturally
gonna need to pull my rip cord!
729
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:08,760
- Oh, it's time for another rip cord.
730
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,810
Jacob, your options are
Avocados, Ask Camera,
731
00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:15,150
or go Super Saiyan.
(Jacob chuckles)
732
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,623
- Ah, wow.
- That's fun.
733
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,280
- Let's Ask Camera.
734
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,420
- Excellent!
735
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:25,170
Now, Jacob, I'm sure you
recognize Kyle behind your camera,
736
00:24:25,170 --> 00:24:27,120
a long-time collaborator of yours.
737
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,310
- Good friend, good buddy, good heart.
738
00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:31,950
Yeehaw, good night, thanks
for being here, Kyle.
739
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:32,783
- [Kyle] Anytime.
740
00:24:32,783 --> 00:24:37,200
- He, as a member of the
crew, is not allowed to speak.
741
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,460
- Okay.
- [Sam] Kyle is un-mic'ed
742
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,140
and must man his camera.
743
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,310
- Kyle, I need you,
744
00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:43,770
and this is not the first
time I've needed you.
745
00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:45,600
I'm gonna say letters,
746
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,790
and you go up and down
for the correct answer
747
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,520
and side to side for the incorrect answer.
748
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,290
- Smart.
- Does that make sense?
749
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:53,610
- He's got it.
- Thank you so much, Kyle.
750
00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:54,510
I love you.
- [Jeremy] We're locked in.
751
00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:55,350
- [Sam] Kyle Herman, everybody.
752
00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:57,578
Let's hear it for Kyle Herman.
- Kyle!
753
00:24:57,578 --> 00:24:58,411
- A?
754
00:25:00,144 --> 00:25:00,977
- Okay.
- That's a no.
755
00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:01,863
Thank you, Kyle, B?
756
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,170
- Okay.
- It's also a no.
757
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,150
- C?
- I knew it.
758
00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,323
- Okay.
- D?
759
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,440
- All right!
- Kyle, you rock.
760
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,790
Thanks for having Kyle here.
761
00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:13,260
That means a lot to me.
762
00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:14,790
That means a lot to me.
- Oh yeah.
763
00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:17,163
- I'd like to lock in
D as my final answer.
764
00:25:18,679 --> 00:25:20,490
(Sam sighing)
765
00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:24,480
- So close to $10,000.
766
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,931
So close...
767
00:25:25,931 --> 00:25:27,697
and so cigar,
768
00:25:27,697 --> 00:25:32,243
you just won $10,000, Jake!
- Whoo!
769
00:25:33,112 --> 00:25:34,970
- Yeah!
(contestants applauding)
770
00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,667
- That's a lot of ham!
771
00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:39,030
- It's a lot of ham, right.
- A lot of hams.
772
00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:44,030
- You are now walking away
with at least $10,000.
773
00:25:44,098 --> 00:25:45,480
At least 10.
- Yeah, man, I guess so.
774
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,310
I'm gonna get robbed after this.
775
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,900
Who's gonna follow me to my car?
776
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:51,780
- Somebody, it's gonna
be Sasquatch, he's huge.
777
00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:54,750
- The pressure's on, which
is why I've surrounded you
778
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,030
by this network of support.
779
00:25:57,030 --> 00:25:58,080
A network of supports.
(calming music)
780
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,580
- Oh.
(Jacob laughing)
781
00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,710
- Like you'll find on LinkedIn.
782
00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:03,597
- Whoa!
- Oh, yeah!
783
00:26:03,597 --> 00:26:05,070
Oh!
- Oh shit.
784
00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:06,180
- Jacob, if you could read this.
785
00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:07,290
- Yes, of course.
786
00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:10,650
As a gifted comedian, everybody
wants to be Jacob Wysocki,
787
00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,510
but what if I didn't have a special skill?
788
00:26:12,510 --> 00:26:14,100
- We're glad you asked, Jacob.
789
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,660
- Sign up for LinkedIn Premium,
790
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:18,120
and you'll get access
to LinkedIn Learning.
791
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,190
- LinkedIn Learning offers online training
792
00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:22,620
in a variety of state-of-the-art trades.
793
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,870
- No joke, I learned to edit
using LinkedIn Learning,
794
00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,640
and that's how I made the
videos that first got me
795
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,555
hired by CollegeHumor
all the way back in 2006.
796
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:32,006
- Really, actually?
- Really, actually?
797
00:26:32,006 --> 00:26:33,930
- Really, actually.
798
00:26:33,930 --> 00:26:35,850
- LinkedIn Learning is where
I learned sign spinning.
799
00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:38,280
- Really, actually?
- Really, actually?
800
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,656
- No.
- [Sam] Thank you all so much.
801
00:26:39,656 --> 00:26:42,540
(contestants applauding)
802
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,490
Now, Jake, you're surrounded here
803
00:26:44,490 --> 00:26:47,490
by people who adore you and people you go
804
00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:48,833
far back with.
- Yeah, man.
805
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:52,650
You and Kimia, in
particular, improv teammates,
806
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,930
co-stars in countless Dropout shenanigans,
807
00:26:54,930 --> 00:26:59,160
generally thick as thieves, for $20,000.
808
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,739
- Oh my God!
809
00:27:00,739 --> 00:27:02,070
- God.
- I could lose.
810
00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,230
- That's a lot.
- This is crazy.
811
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:07,920
- And I'm involved?
- It's almost (laughs).
812
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,110
- When is Kimia's birthday?
813
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:12,070
- Oh.
814
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,580
- Is it A, February 1st,
815
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:18,300
B, February 11th, C, December 1st,
816
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,430
or D, December 11th?
817
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,770
- First, let me just
start by saying I'm sorry
818
00:27:22,770 --> 00:27:23,790
that I don't know your birthday.
819
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:24,810
- I don't know anybody's birthday.
820
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,790
I don't know any of my friend's birthdays.
821
00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:27,900
- Totally.
- I am unsure
822
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,550
of my mom's birthday.
- Yeah.
823
00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:30,383
- Wow.
824
00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:31,410
- That's the type of friendship we have.
825
00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:33,630
We know that, like, these
are not the important things.
826
00:27:33,630 --> 00:27:35,070
It's about how you show
up on a day-to-day basis.
827
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,200
- That's right, that's right.
828
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,670
- Profound.
- And that being said,
829
00:27:38,670 --> 00:27:41,250
rip cord!
(Sam laughing)
830
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:43,599
- [Sam] Love to hear that, Jake.
831
00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:44,796
(Bigfoot grunting dismissively)
832
00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:48,090
- Oh, it's so freaking rude!
833
00:27:48,090 --> 00:27:53,090
- Your options are Avocados,
Some Loose Scrabble Tiles,
834
00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,410
or Hot Dog Eating Contest.
835
00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,640
- [Kimia] Oh.
836
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,930
- Let's do Hot Dog Eating Contest.
837
00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:58,800
- Yes!
- All right.
838
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,587
- I was hoping you'd say that.
- I wanna eat a hot dog.
839
00:28:01,587 --> 00:28:04,290
- Sounds good.
- Cool, Costco dogs.
840
00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:06,300
- Kurt, Prado, Phillips,
841
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,510
and myself decided last December
that we were gonna track
842
00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:11,940
how many hot dogs we ate over the year.
843
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,490
And whoever ate the most will get $100.
844
00:28:14,490 --> 00:28:17,430
Currently, Prado and I
are the front-runners.
845
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,750
- Wow.
- [Jacob] But not by many.
846
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,351
- We're both at 97 last I checked.
847
00:28:20,351 --> 00:28:22,170
- We're both at 97 the
last time we checked.
848
00:28:22,170 --> 00:28:23,300
- [Sam] Wow.
- Yeah.
849
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,110
- If I could ask you to
please take positions
850
00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:26,610
around these dogs,
851
00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:28,660
and I think we might need
some reinforcements as well.
852
00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:30,024
- [Jacob] I think so too.
- [Jeremy] Okay.
853
00:28:30,024 --> 00:28:30,857
- Yes!
- Yeah!
854
00:28:31,883 --> 00:28:35,036
- Yes! What the hell?
- Yeah!
855
00:28:35,036 --> 00:28:37,026
These are the hot dog boys!
856
00:28:37,026 --> 00:28:39,810
These are the hot dog boys!
- These are the hot dog boys.
857
00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:41,010
- Yes.
- Jacob, here's how
858
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,150
this is gonna work.
- Okay.
859
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,560
- [Sam] If you get first place,
860
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,230
I will eliminate three incorrect answers.
861
00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:48,930
Second place, two, third place, one,
862
00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:50,880
fourth place or below, none.
863
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,430
You have 60 seconds.
- Okay.
864
00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:56,070
- On your mark, get set, go.
865
00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:58,200
- Come on, boys, eat those dogs.
866
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,340
- Look, I love all these boys,
867
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,050
but I really don't ever wanna see this.
868
00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:03,360
- [Jeremy] Yeah.
- It's so dry. Oh, fuck.
869
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,830
- I'm crushing you guys.
870
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,020
- America, what happened?
- The quality of the dog
871
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,083
though, really good.
- It's the benchmark palette.
872
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,590
- That is correct.
- It's tough, you can't do it
873
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:12,450
fast 'cause in the Nathan's
one, they dunk 'em.
874
00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:13,590
- Go, Jake, go!
875
00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:15,427
- Oh, I'm actually getting dog-brained.
876
00:29:15,427 --> 00:29:18,045
(Sam laughing)
877
00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:19,590
- This is the longest 60 seconds
878
00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:21,450
of my life.
- And time!
879
00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:23,733
I believe that's Jake's win.
- Fuck!
880
00:29:24,602 --> 00:29:25,530
- This is no joke.
881
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,910
- I'm the only one that ate a whole dog.
882
00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:29,133
- I ate a whole dog too, I hated it.
883
00:29:29,133 --> 00:29:29,966
(Sam laughing)
884
00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:31,290
- I don't know, someone's into this.
885
00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:33,690
- Anyone else rock hard right now?
886
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:37,290
Dropout, watch a bunch of
boys eat a bunch of dogs.
887
00:29:37,290 --> 00:29:38,340
- That's right.
(Sam laughing)
888
00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:40,530
- Gentlemen, if I could
please have you return
889
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,510
to your podium and will the two of you
890
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:43,962
please join us for the rest of the show.
891
00:29:43,962 --> 00:29:45,690
- Come in, come in.
892
00:29:45,690 --> 00:29:48,060
Our annual hotdog competition has caused
893
00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:50,010
the most arguments in our group,
894
00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:52,500
maybe since we used to make sketches.
895
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,840
- Legitimately anger, turmoil.
896
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,310
- [Tyler] Yeah.
- I quit for a month!
897
00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:58,170
- Pray tell, what would
cause that amount of drama?
898
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,690
- We had voted on what
constitutes a hot dog?
899
00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:02,820
Which sounds like a simple question.
900
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:03,670
- It's not.
- It's not.
901
00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:04,503
Not at all.
(Sam laughing)
902
00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,013
- Like, does a corn dog count?
903
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,104
- Yes.
- No.
904
00:30:07,104 --> 00:30:09,240
- Does just a bunless dog count?
905
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,073
- Oh.
- No, no.
906
00:30:10,073 --> 00:30:11,971
- It should! It should!
- Yeah.
907
00:30:11,971 --> 00:30:13,500
- Shouldn't eat the bun.
- No, no, no, no.
908
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,560
You're telling me that if
I eat just a lone ween,
909
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,711
I can't count that?
910
00:30:18,711 --> 00:30:21,254
- If you just eat a lone what?
- Look what you've done.
911
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,255
Tired, I'ma tell them.
- That's why
912
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,090
it's so messed up.
- I don't mean
913
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:28,530
to take sides here, but what
is a hot dog if not a hot dog?
914
00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:29,610
- What? You're just, what do you mean?
915
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:30,467
- You haven't said much.
916
00:30:30,467 --> 00:30:32,820
- If not a tube of the hot dog!
917
00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:33,810
- Thank you, Sam.
- That's it?
918
00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:35,479
- That's literally what a hot dog is.
919
00:30:35,479 --> 00:30:36,584
- Yes, yes, yes!
- No!
920
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,379
- That's literally a hot dog.
921
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,113
- But Sam, that's a frankfurter!
922
00:30:40,113 --> 00:30:41,480
That's a frankfurter!
- [Kurt] Okay, okay,
923
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,173
so that right there.
- That's the same thing,
924
00:30:43,173 --> 00:30:45,030
my guys.
- Thank you, Sasquatch.
925
00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,590
- Jacob.
- Hot dog is in the corn dog.
926
00:30:46,590 --> 00:30:49,500
- You scored first in the
hot dog eating contest,
927
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,260
which means we've
eliminated three answers.
928
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,450
- To be honest, I forgot that
we were even playing a game.
929
00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,700
- We got lost in the hot dog sauce,
930
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:58,170
and we have to put
ourselves back into what's
931
00:30:58,170 --> 00:31:00,791
actually happening.
- Yes, it's about me!
932
00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:02,970
(all laughing)
933
00:31:02,970 --> 00:31:04,560
- I believe if there's only one answer,
934
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,300
I'm gonna lock in the
only answer available.
935
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,740
Final answer, thank you so much.
936
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,569
- Good answer, good answer.
- Yeah.
937
00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:11,206
- Good answer, good answer, yeah.
938
00:31:11,206 --> 00:31:12,870
- Which is, of course, February 1st.
939
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,940
- Jake, the problem with
faking you out so much
940
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,740
is that when you get an answer wrong,
941
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:19,260
I don't have an easy way to tell you.
942
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:20,899
Luckily, I don't have that problem yet.
943
00:31:20,899 --> 00:31:25,156
- Yeah, I mean-
- You just won $20,000!
944
00:31:25,156 --> 00:31:27,331
- Whoa!
(all cheering)
945
00:31:27,331 --> 00:31:29,190
- You got it, yeah, yeah!
- Oh!
946
00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:31,622
- This is nuts. Thanks
for being here, Squatch.
947
00:31:31,622 --> 00:31:32,455
(passive aggressive silence)
948
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:33,288
(Sam laughs)
949
00:31:33,288 --> 00:31:34,230
- Nothing, nothing.
(fingers clicking)
950
00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:38,580
- Next up, Jake, I understand
that for a podcast,
951
00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:40,890
you once watched the movie "Fight Club"
952
00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,200
for 72 hours straight.
953
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,730
- Unfortunately, that's canon.
954
00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:47,610
- Ignoring for a moment, the
first rule of "Fight Club."
955
00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:50,695
For $30,000...
956
00:31:50,695 --> 00:31:51,803
- [Kimia] God!
957
00:31:51,803 --> 00:31:52,636
- Damn.
- This is crazy.
958
00:31:52,636 --> 00:31:54,769
- Wow.
- I feel insane.
959
00:31:54,769 --> 00:31:57,060
(Sam laughing)
960
00:31:57,060 --> 00:32:01,470
- Which of these is not
a rule of Fight Club?
961
00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:03,930
A, you do not talk about Fight Club.
962
00:32:03,930 --> 00:32:06,180
B, you do not ask questions.
963
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,580
C, only two guys to a fight.
964
00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:11,070
D, no shirt, no shoes.
965
00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:14,064
- This is crazy, I should
know this undoubtedly.
966
00:32:14,064 --> 00:32:15,420
(Sam laughing)
967
00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:18,480
- Here's the thing, when
you watch a movie that much,
968
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,605
every moment in memory of it is a scar.
969
00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:23,371
(Sam laughs)
970
00:32:23,371 --> 00:32:24,660
How many rip cords do I have left?
971
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:25,980
I'd love to hear my options.
972
00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:29,490
- Your rip cord options are Avocados,
973
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:33,990
Some Loose Scrabble Tiles,
and Go Super Saiyan.
974
00:32:33,990 --> 00:32:35,234
- Let's Go Super Saiyan.
975
00:32:35,234 --> 00:32:36,456
- Yeah.
- All right.
976
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,640
- Go Super Saiyan, I wanna
pull that rip cord, Sam!
977
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,680
I wanna Go Super Saiyan for 30,000!
978
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,870
- [Sam] Make some room
for our buzzer here.
979
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:45,570
Jake, we designed a little video game
980
00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:46,999
just for you.
- Fuck.
981
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:49,260
Okay, okay.
- This is a button masher.
982
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,570
It's gonna require that you
hit this button lots of times.
983
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,610
Now, you can have the
help of your friends here
984
00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:55,560
to hit it as much as possible.
985
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,393
- [Kimia] That is cool.
986
00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:57,418
- [Kurt] Your likeness, that's you!
987
00:32:57,418 --> 00:32:58,470
- [Jacob] This is crazy,
988
00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:00,180
and I look a little more
buff than I normally am.
989
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,650
And thank you, whoever did that.
990
00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:04,650
- Now, for every level that
you reach in this video game,
991
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,150
I will eliminate another answer.
992
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,620
- All right, you guys
wanna help me press this
993
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,180
as much as possible?
- [Kimia] Yeah.
994
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:11,297
- [Sam] Three, two, one, go.
995
00:33:11,297 --> 00:33:12,406
(hands tapping)
996
00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:13,831
- [Jeremy] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
997
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:15,813
- [Jacob] Yeah, look at him power.
998
00:33:15,813 --> 00:33:17,974
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
999
00:33:17,974 --> 00:33:19,529
Yeah, yeah!
- Go on!
1000
00:33:19,529 --> 00:33:20,879
- Yeah!
- Go, go!
1001
00:33:20,879 --> 00:33:22,213
(dramatic music)
(everyone shouting excitedly)
1002
00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:24,444
- Go faster!
1003
00:33:24,444 --> 00:33:27,203
Fast, hit faster!
1004
00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:31,442
- Oh!
(excited shouting continues)
1005
00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:34,464
(dramatic music continues)
1006
00:33:34,464 --> 00:33:37,269
- Yeah!
(Sam laughing)
1007
00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:39,300
- [Kimia] Wow!
- Blue Super Saiyan God.
1008
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,950
Pretty cool.
1009
00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:41,970
- [Sam] All right, Jake.
1010
00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:44,880
- Well, the two that I
said that I knew earlier.
1011
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,713
- Yeah.
- And that's what they do
1012
00:33:45,713 --> 00:33:46,560
on the source material.
1013
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,583
If you say it out loud, those
are the ones they bought.
1014
00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,447
- Thank you for appreciating that, Kimia.
1015
00:33:51,447 --> 00:33:53,190
- Well, shoot, shoot.
- Well, shoot.
1016
00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:56,040
- I'm gonna say B, you
do not ask questions.
1017
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,660
- Final answer?
- Final answer.
1018
00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,580
- Good answer.
- Yeah.
1019
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,082
- Good answer, good answer.
- Feel good about that.
1020
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,840
Feel good about that.
1021
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,000
- Jake,
(suspenseful music)
1022
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,597
that is in "Fight Club."
1023
00:34:09,597 --> 00:34:14,597
The good news is that it's
a rule of Project Mayhem,
1024
00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:16,572
which means you just won
1025
00:34:16,572 --> 00:34:18,926
$30,000!
- [Kimia] Wow!
1026
00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:21,216
- Yay!
- Yes, yes!
1027
00:34:21,216 --> 00:34:24,208
- Go, Dodgers!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
1028
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:27,234
Yes! That's five booms!
- Yes!
1029
00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:31,960
- [Contestants] Boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom!
1030
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,907
(Sam laughing)
1031
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:36,840
(Jacob laughing)
1032
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,960
- Jacob, among your friends
and with the Dropout audience,
1033
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,290
you've become well known for
some memorable catchphrases.
1034
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,490
- You tell me what they
are, I'll let you know
1035
00:34:44,490 --> 00:34:45,323
if they're memorable.
1036
00:34:45,323 --> 00:34:46,470
(Sam laughs)
1037
00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:47,790
I'll tell you if I remember 'em or not.
1038
00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:51,300
- It's time to turn
some of your sound bites
1039
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,590
into some sound investments.
1040
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,870
- Yeah.
- Jacob, for $40,000-
1041
00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:56,910
- Jesus.
- My God.
1042
00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,430
- Which of your catchphrases
is also the name
1043
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,093
of the president of the Philippines?
1044
00:35:01,093 --> 00:35:02,880
(Kimia laughing)
1045
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,000
Is it A, Bong Bong?
1046
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,500
- Bong Bong.
- B, Jambone.
1047
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,060
- Jambone.
1048
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,040
- C, Swangin.
- Swangin.
1049
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,943
- Or D, your name for
Halloween, Jallowaysh.
1050
00:35:14,943 --> 00:35:17,018
(Jacob speaking in foreign language)
1051
00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:18,167
- Jallowaysh.
1052
00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:19,590
(all laughing)
1053
00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:20,730
- This is another one where it's like,
1054
00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,050
who's remembering these?
1055
00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:24,120
Who's writing Bong Bong?
1056
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,460
I would like to know who
you sourced these from.
1057
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:29,598
- Yeah.
(Jacob sniggering)
1058
00:35:29,598 --> 00:35:31,437
- Yeah.
- President Jambone?
1059
00:35:31,437 --> 00:35:32,962
I think it's President Swangin.
1060
00:35:32,962 --> 00:35:35,127
- Swangin would be cool.
- President Swangin.
1061
00:35:35,127 --> 00:35:36,390
You know what, I'm feeling hot,
1062
00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:38,640
and I'm feeling the momentum,
and I wanna keep cooking.
1063
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,460
It's Jambone, the Philippines
know all about it,
1064
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:43,050
President Jambone.
- Okay, all right.
1065
00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:46,655
- All right.
- Good answer, good answer.
1066
00:35:46,655 --> 00:35:49,273
- Holy shit, is that Bigfoot?
1067
00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:50,610
- [Kimia] What?
- [Kurt] He's been here
1068
00:35:50,610 --> 00:35:51,990
the whole time.
- [Jacob] Oh.
1069
00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:53,139
- [Jeremy] Oh my God.
- [Kimia] No!
1070
00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:54,414
(Bigfoot noises)
1071
00:35:54,414 --> 00:35:55,709
- [Jacob] Whoa.
- [Kimia] What?
1072
00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:58,459
(puzzling music)
1073
00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:01,470
- That was a fast Bigfoot.
- Yeah.
1074
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:02,760
- I think maybe you got it wrong, Jake,
1075
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,170
but I'll be honest, I don't remember.
1076
00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:05,443
You wanna try again?
1077
00:36:05,443 --> 00:36:07,458
- Okay, so it's not that one.
- Oh!
1078
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,761
- Okay.
- That wasn't the correct-
1079
00:36:08,761 --> 00:36:10,050
- So Sam gets distracted.
- Maybe it is.
1080
00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:11,730
- Rip cord.
- It has to be Bong Bong.
1081
00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:13,620
- Oh, it can't be Jallowaysh.
1082
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,360
- I get that the show's about me,
1083
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,790
but I still feel like I
could be wrong at any turn.
1084
00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:19,080
- You don't know where the floor is.
1085
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,457
- And I'm falling, and
I might need a rip cord.
1086
00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:23,101
(all laughing)
1087
00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,180
- That was really good.
1088
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:25,930
- That was really good.
- I really like that.
1089
00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,510
- That was really good.
- I wasn't gonna use one,
1090
00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:28,650
but that felt so good.
1091
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:31,080
- Jacob, your options are Avocados-
1092
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,720
- Thanks.
- Some Loose Scrabble Tiles,
1093
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,030
or Pass.
- You know, avocado's been
1094
00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,010
hanging out there for a
minute, so let's go ahead
1095
00:36:38,010 --> 00:36:40,800
and get avocado in the mix.
- Oh.
1096
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,300
- [Sam] There you go, Jake.
- Okay.
1097
00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:46,230
- Which one's the most ripe?
- Oh, that's probably it.
1098
00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:49,410
- Okay, if I'm at a grocery
store, which one am I picking?
1099
00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:51,900
This one's disgusting,
this one's too hard.
1100
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,539
This one's too soft, this is the one
1101
00:36:53,539 --> 00:36:54,648
I would grab.
- Yeah, but that's
1102
00:36:54,648 --> 00:36:55,870
'cause of your hand.
- I'd grab A.
1103
00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:57,360
- Yeah, I'd grab A.
- All right, I'm gonna hand
1104
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,340
that back to you, Ash, thank you so much.
1105
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,510
A, Bong Bong.
1106
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:02,910
That felt like the best avocado to eat.
1107
00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:06,155
- Good answer, good answer.
- Good answer, good answer.
1108
00:37:06,155 --> 00:37:07,290
Good answer.
- That's right.
1109
00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:10,863
- Congratulations, Jake,
that, oh, one second.
1110
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,280
Really? Are you sure?
1111
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,410
Okay, I see, thank you.
- [Jacob] What's happening?
1112
00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:18,750
- Jake, I'm so sorry, but apparently,
1113
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,400
lunch is gonna be a little late today.
1114
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,227
You just won $40,000.
1115
00:37:24,991 --> 00:37:27,819
- [Kimia] Hey!
(contestants applauding)
1116
00:37:27,819 --> 00:37:29,683
- Bong Bong!
1117
00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:32,160
- Bong Bong!
- Bong Bong!
1118
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,140
- Jake, as we've already discussed,
1119
00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:37,020
you're in a hot dog eating
competition with your buddies.
1120
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:39,277
This next one should be pretty intuitive.
1121
00:37:39,277 --> 00:37:41,356
- Okay.
1122
00:37:41,356 --> 00:37:43,020
- For $50,000-
1123
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,313
- Fucking-
- So much.
1124
00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:50,735
- How many hot dogs have
you eaten so far this year?
1125
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,868
- [Kimia] Oh.
- Is it A, 95,
1126
00:37:52,868 --> 00:37:56,880
B, 97, C, 98 1/5,
1127
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,450
or D, 98 1/4?
1128
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:04,020
- For our competition, we
do not count fractions,
1129
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,270
but I understand that you
are not aware of those rules.
1130
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:07,371
(Sam laughing)
1131
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:10,110
- I can't believe there's
even more nuance to this.
1132
00:38:10,110 --> 00:38:11,550
- There's a constitution.
1133
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,334
- A cons-dog-titution.
- A dog-stituation.
1134
00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:14,490
- Thank you very much.
(Sam laughing)
1135
00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:17,040
Well, thank God you reminded
me our numbers earlier,
1136
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,500
which was 97, and I housed the dog there.
1137
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,830
So what it really boils down
to is that last bite of the dog
1138
00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:25,898
that I had 1/4 of a dog or 1/5 of a dog?
1139
00:38:25,898 --> 00:38:26,853
- [Kimia] Wow.
- It was a bit
1140
00:38:26,853 --> 00:38:28,950
of a furious chow down.
1141
00:38:28,950 --> 00:38:30,360
- [Jacob] Yes.
- Do you remember?
1142
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,380
- Go for it, just guess.
1143
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,590
I think you got this.
- 98 1/5.
1144
00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:34,380
Locking it in, final answer.
1145
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,060
No rip cord needed, I'm confident.
1146
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,882
I'm standing before Christ.
1147
00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:39,300
(Sam laughing)
1148
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,293
- We're bringing it all the way back.
1149
00:38:40,293 --> 00:38:42,060
- Oh my God.
- To Make Some Noise.
1150
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:43,403
Appearance number one.
- Yeah.
1151
00:38:43,403 --> 00:38:44,236
- Wow, yeah.
1152
00:38:44,236 --> 00:38:45,960
- Jacob, I'm so sorry,
1153
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,520
but it looks like that is a wrap.
1154
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,530
And that's a...
1155
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,320
I wanna say a panini and a gyro.
1156
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,770
And I think, do we call
that a croissant-wich?
1157
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,996
Great, it looks like
lunch arrived after all.
1158
00:39:00,996 --> 00:39:05,096
You just won $50,000,
1159
00:39:05,096 --> 00:39:06,372
(all cheering)
1160
00:39:06,372 --> 00:39:07,455
Jake.
- Whoa!
1161
00:39:08,395 --> 00:39:10,313
- Yeah, I feel absolutely
1162
00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:13,140
insane!
- Insane!
1163
00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:14,700
- What's my dad gonna say?
1164
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,567
- That is a great question.
1165
00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:17,700
- "Whoa, crazy, Jake.
1166
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,343
They must really like you over there."
1167
00:39:19,343 --> 00:39:21,990
(all laughing)
1168
00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:23,156
- Jake.
1169
00:39:23,156 --> 00:39:23,989
(suspicious giggle)
1170
00:39:23,989 --> 00:39:24,930
- Don't like that giggle.
1171
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:28,530
- Yeah, Jake, the next
question is deeply personal,
1172
00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:30,990
but sometimes even we don't know
1173
00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:33,570
the inner chambers of our heart.
1174
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,990
For $75,000.
(suspenseful music)
1175
00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:39,951
- This is fucking stupid.
1176
00:39:39,951 --> 00:39:42,210
(Sam laughing)
1177
00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:43,080
This is wild.
1178
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,810
- [Sam] What is your blood type?
1179
00:39:45,810 --> 00:39:47,790
Is it A, B?
- I'm so pissed.
1180
00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:49,432
(crew and friends laughing)
1181
00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:51,982
I'm so pissed.
- Is it B,
1182
00:39:51,982 --> 00:39:54,414
A?
- This is so fucked up.
1183
00:39:54,414 --> 00:39:56,561
This is so fucked up.
- Is it C,
1184
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,080
AB?
- This is fucking weird, man.
1185
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,790
'Cause I know you got your fucking little
1186
00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:01,980
nubby paws on it, dude.
1187
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,990
I know when you got my blood, dude.
1188
00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:05,520
Prick, woo-hoo!
1189
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,660
We're going full-blown on this, huh?
1190
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:08,280
Really legit.
- That's what we got.
1191
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,990
- Or D, O?
1192
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,130
- Here's the problem.
- Yeah.
1193
00:40:11,130 --> 00:40:13,397
- I don't have traditional
health insurance.
1194
00:40:13,397 --> 00:40:14,610
(Sam laughing)
1195
00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:16,710
I've never had my blood type typed.
1196
00:40:16,710 --> 00:40:18,540
- So you might learn something
about yourself today.
1197
00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:20,160
- This would be awesome.
You know what I mean?
1198
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,780
- Yeah.
- I'm falling from the sky,
1199
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:23,408
and I have no idea what's going on.
1200
00:40:23,408 --> 00:40:24,630
- What do you gotta do, Jake?
1201
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:25,837
- I gotta pull a rip cord.
1202
00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:29,640
- Yes, you do. Yes, you do, baby, yeah!
1203
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,810
Jacob, your options are
Pass, Hacky Sack Attack,
1204
00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:35,520
or Trust Fall.
1205
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,080
- Hacky Sack Attack.
1206
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,150
- Hard, hard pull.
- Wow.
1207
00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:40,380
- In that case, Ash,
1208
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:42,240
if I could please have the hacky sack.
1209
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,490
Thank you so much. Here's
how this is gonna work.
1210
00:40:44,490 --> 00:40:47,040
You and whoever you
select from your entourage
1211
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,320
is gonna play a little game
of hacky sack right here.
1212
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,120
For every hit you get,
1213
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,180
I will eliminate one incorrect answer.
1214
00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:55,710
- All right, Prado.
1215
00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:57,030
- Yeah, yeah.
- Not me.
1216
00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:58,380
- Prado.
- Big agreement there.
1217
00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:00,000
- That's right.
- Prado, Kurt.
1218
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,860
Oof, you got me?
1219
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,420
- Always.
- Cool, Evan.
1220
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,790
- Let's get you in this general
zone right here, players.
1221
00:41:05,790 --> 00:41:06,623
- Leaning on you.
1222
00:41:06,623 --> 00:41:07,860
- Okay.
- Can I give it a toss first?
1223
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:08,693
Or does it have to be like-
1224
00:41:08,693 --> 00:41:09,866
- I'm gonna be over here
to catch you, Prado.
1225
00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:11,160
- Give it a toss first.
- I'm gonna give you a toss.
1226
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,193
- Come on, Prado.
- Three, two, one.
1227
00:41:14,193 --> 00:41:16,252
(sack thudding)
(dramatic music)
1228
00:41:16,252 --> 00:41:17,335
- [Kurt] Two.
1229
00:41:18,995 --> 00:41:20,348
That's three!
1230
00:41:20,348 --> 00:41:21,426
Whoo!
- So great.
1231
00:41:21,426 --> 00:41:24,212
- Back again, yes! Yes!
- It's fine, dude.
1232
00:41:24,212 --> 00:41:27,617
- Let's go! Let's go!
- [Sam] Prado coming through!
1233
00:41:27,617 --> 00:41:29,280
- Yeah, Prado.
1234
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,260
- He was also a cheerleader for LA Galaxy.
1235
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:32,843
- Don't say that.
- You were!
1236
00:41:32,843 --> 00:41:33,676
(Jacob giggling)
1237
00:41:33,676 --> 00:41:35,949
(suspenseful music)
1238
00:41:35,949 --> 00:41:38,490
- [Kimia] Oh. Hm.
- Is that good blood to have?
1239
00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:40,250
- It's all good blood.
- Dude, your blood's great.
1240
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,566
- A.
- All blood is good blood.
1241
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:42,399
- But there's, like, one that's,
like, really good, right?
1242
00:41:42,399 --> 00:41:44,310
- You are not the universal donor,
1243
00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:45,720
but knowing how generous you are,
1244
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,250
I can understand why you would wanna be.
1245
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,330
- Yeah, I wanna be able to help.
1246
00:41:48,330 --> 00:41:49,410
I'm gonna lock it in.
1247
00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:52,470
It's A, now I know.
Thanks for teaching me.
1248
00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,308
Please don't steal my blood again.
1249
00:41:54,308 --> 00:41:56,190
(Sam laughing)
(crew laughing)
1250
00:41:56,190 --> 00:42:00,300
- Sorry, Jake, is it A, B or B, A?
1251
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,920
- B, A.
- Which is A, yes.
1252
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,230
- So the answer is B?
1253
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,875
- Correct.
- A.
1254
00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,590
(Sam sighing)
1255
00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:09,720
- Well, Jake, I have good
news and I have bad news.
1256
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,660
The bad news is that the
polar ice caps are melting.
1257
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:17,535
The good news is that
you just won $75,000.
1258
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,792
- Ooh!
- Yeah, yeah!
1259
00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:22,012
- Whoa!
- Wow, wow!
1260
00:42:22,012 --> 00:42:24,660
- Come on, baby, let's go!
1261
00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,010
- That's a Bong Bong.
1262
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,170
- Jake.
- Oh!
1263
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:31,320
- Our next question is our last one.
1264
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,970
- Okay, all right.
1265
00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:36,705
- And it is worth $100,000.
1266
00:42:36,705 --> 00:42:37,538
- Man.
1267
00:42:37,538 --> 00:42:39,095
- I'm moving to Eastern Oregon.
1268
00:42:39,095 --> 00:42:40,902
(all laughing)
1269
00:42:40,902 --> 00:42:41,935
Never coming back.
1270
00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:44,220
- If we could be real for a moment?
1271
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,053
- Yeah.
1272
00:42:45,053 --> 00:42:47,220
- It's been a hell of a year for you.
1273
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,990
What would $100,000 mean to you?
1274
00:42:49,990 --> 00:42:52,620
- Yeah, oh, it's a crazy
question to answer.
1275
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,660
I've never had that much money before.
1276
00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,493
- Yep.
1277
00:42:55,493 --> 00:42:57,720
- It almost feels impossible
to wrap my head around
1278
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,670
what that looks like.
- Yeah.
1279
00:42:59,670 --> 00:43:02,895
- I know for sure it
will give me security.
1280
00:43:02,895 --> 00:43:06,480
- [Sam] Oh yeah.
- For a decent amount of time
1281
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,780
in which I can continue
doing what I love to do,
1282
00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:11,670
which is make people laugh.
- Yeah.
1283
00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:13,050
- There's not a lot of
people that know exactly
1284
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,040
what they wanna do,
1285
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,840
and I know exactly what I wanna do,
1286
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,370
and that's make people laugh.
1287
00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:19,350
And that's why this place is special.
1288
00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:23,790
And with $100,000, I can
make a lot of people laugh
1289
00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:24,900
and make my own shit,
1290
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,600
employ my buddies to
help me make my own shit.
1291
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,500
I really try and believe
in D-I-Y until I D-I-E,
1292
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:34,680
and that's gonna allow me
to make some incredible art
1293
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,940
with incredible people.
1294
00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:39,630
And I can take my good friends
out at a nice tasty meal,
1295
00:43:39,630 --> 00:43:41,850
or get all the tacos in the
world that we can think of,
1296
00:43:41,850 --> 00:43:43,440
or finally eat 100 burgers,
1297
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,290
but
(all laughing)
1298
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,200
it's nice to feel like I found a home,
1299
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,860
and it really does feel like home here.
1300
00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:55,860
And this is, like, the biggest gesture,
1301
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:57,397
I think, anybody could make to be like,
1302
00:43:57,397 --> 00:43:59,340
"Hey, man, you're home.
1303
00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:03,270
We see you, we value you,
and we believe in you."
1304
00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:05,070
And I've said for a really long time,
1305
00:44:05,070 --> 00:44:06,870
we talked about a lot coming up,
1306
00:44:06,870 --> 00:44:09,570
you just need somebody who gets it.
1307
00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:13,390
And I got Sam Reich.
(contestants applauding)
1308
00:44:13,390 --> 00:44:14,787
- Oh, boy!
1309
00:44:14,787 --> 00:44:17,130
- So thank you. This is crazy.
1310
00:44:17,130 --> 00:44:20,730
I'm gonna feel like
crazy about this forever.
1311
00:44:20,730 --> 00:44:24,180
And I hope I don't blow it on fucking,
1312
00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:27,606
on all the bad stuff.
(Sam and Jacob laughing)
1313
00:44:27,606 --> 00:44:29,498
- Just buy a doink!
1314
00:44:29,498 --> 00:44:31,462
- A little bit on the bad stuff, a little
1315
00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:32,790
bit on the bad stuff.
- Little bit on the bad stuff.
1316
00:44:32,790 --> 00:44:35,910
- Well, Jake, we've done all we can.
1317
00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:39,063
Now, success is in your hands.
1318
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,460
Just like it's in your hands
(calming music)
1319
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:43,533
to sign up for LinkedIn Premium.
1320
00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:46,350
- Increase your profile visibility.
1321
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,952
It's like having a me out there.
1322
00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:49,960
♪ Plug in all the things you do ♪
1323
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,160
♪ See what jobs are right for you ♪
1324
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:52,993
- Wow.
1325
00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:57,410
(Tired Italian Man speaking Italian)
1326
00:45:01,935 --> 00:45:03,542
- [Bigfoot] Wanna know who spotted you?
1327
00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:05,100
See who viewed your profile.
1328
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,510
- Thank you, sponsored players.
1329
00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:07,860
Now, get outta here!
1330
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,530
- Bye, guys!
- Whoo!
1331
00:45:10,530 --> 00:45:11,530
- [Jacob] Bye, guys!
1332
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,560
- Remember when you thought that
1333
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,120
wasn't Italian?
- Wow, I still
1334
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,670
don't think it's Italian.
(all laughing)
1335
00:45:17,670 --> 00:45:19,670
Hey, real quick, jib, just quick jib in.
1336
00:45:21,870 --> 00:45:23,099
Thanks for having me.
1337
00:45:23,099 --> 00:45:24,990
(Sam laughing)
1338
00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:28,470
- Jake, Jake, Jake. The
name suits you, doesn't it?
1339
00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:29,370
- It is mine.
1340
00:45:29,370 --> 00:45:32,010
- Let's take a moment to ponder
1341
00:45:32,010 --> 00:45:36,358
what could have been for $100,000.
1342
00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,176
(suspenseful music)
1343
00:45:38,176 --> 00:45:39,720
- Okay.
1344
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:43,830
- What other name did your
parents have in mind for you?
1345
00:45:43,830 --> 00:45:47,520
Was it A, Chris, B, Travis,
1346
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,620
C, Jeremy?
- Holla!
1347
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:53,460
- Or D?
(all laughing)
1348
00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:55,620
Or D, Justin?
1349
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:58,170
- What could have been and what is not?
1350
00:45:58,170 --> 00:45:59,790
You know what I mean?
- Totally, man.
1351
00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:02,340
- Look, can I just pull
my remaining rip cords?
1352
00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:05,730
Why leave any gas in the tank, Sam?
1353
00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:09,270
- In that case, Jacob, you
have one rip cord left.
1354
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:12,990
- Okay.
- And it's FaceTime A Dad.
1355
00:46:12,990 --> 00:46:15,780
- Great, all right.
(Kurt applauding)
1356
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:17,130
- Good choice, good choice.
1357
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,777
(phone ringing)
1358
00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:26,250
- Hello. What's up, Dad?
1359
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,518
- I can't hear you, I'll be right there.
1360
00:46:28,518 --> 00:46:30,809
- [Jacob] Oh.
- No-
1361
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,731
way!
- Yeah!
1362
00:46:33,731 --> 00:46:35,622
(group cheering)
1363
00:46:35,622 --> 00:46:39,031
(Sam laughing)
1364
00:46:39,031 --> 00:46:40,864
- [Tim] How you doing?
1365
00:46:43,204 --> 00:46:45,683
- This is crazy. (laughs)
1366
00:46:45,683 --> 00:46:47,683
The Wysocki blanket!
1367
00:46:48,728 --> 00:46:51,537
Oh, hi, Pops.
- Hi, how you doing?
1368
00:46:51,537 --> 00:46:53,292
You're doing pretty good.
- Yeah.
1369
00:46:53,292 --> 00:46:56,097
Oh, shit, my dad was like,
"I'm going to the beach."
1370
00:46:56,097 --> 00:46:56,930
(all laughing)
1371
00:46:56,930 --> 00:46:58,380
You fucking liar.
1372
00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:00,060
- Tim, we cannot thank you enough
1373
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,212
for joining us here today.
- Oh, thank you so much.
1374
00:47:02,212 --> 00:47:03,540
Oh.
- This is crazy.
1375
00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:04,770
Welcome to my work.
- That's so sweet.
1376
00:47:04,770 --> 00:47:06,390
- I love it, I'm having a good time.
1377
00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:07,740
- You meet Sasquatch?
- Yes.
1378
00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:10,056
(Sam laughing)
I practically slept with him.
1379
00:47:10,056 --> 00:47:12,150
(Jacob laughing)
(Kurt laughing)
1380
00:47:12,150 --> 00:47:14,550
- What an absolute
delight of a man this is.
1381
00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:17,370
- Oh.
- No doubt in my mind
1382
00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:19,020
where you came from.
1383
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:21,150
Tim, I believe Jake has a trivia question
1384
00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:21,983
for you.
- [Jacob] Yes.
1385
00:47:21,983 --> 00:47:23,760
What did your parents almost name you?
1386
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,360
A, Chris, B, Travis, C, Jeremy.
1387
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,450
- Holla.
(all laughing)
1388
00:47:30,450 --> 00:47:31,952
- And D, Justin.
1389
00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:34,140
The answer to the question is Travis
1390
00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:36,750
because when you were born,
I took one look at you,
1391
00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:39,048
I said, "That's not a Travis."
1392
00:47:39,048 --> 00:47:40,039
(Sam laughs)
1393
00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:42,270
And you went for a while
without a name until Mom
1394
00:47:42,270 --> 00:47:43,440
and I came up with one.
1395
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,540
- What about Jacob finally stuck?
1396
00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:48,690
- He was born in June, he was a Gemini,
1397
00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:52,380
and the name Jacob lent
itself to a two-person Gemini
1398
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:54,330
'cause you had the Jacob
and then you had the Jake.
1399
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:57,120
So it's like a dual name
for a Gemini personality.
1400
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,470
- And I have known you all this time
1401
00:47:58,470 --> 00:48:00,180
is interchangeably Jacob and Jake.
1402
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:01,440
- I'll answer to both.
1403
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,780
- So your answer?
- Is B, Travis.
1404
00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,193
Final answer, lock it in.
1405
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,700
- (sighing) Jake, we've
pranked you quite a bit today.
1406
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:11,460
We put on a game show just for you.
1407
00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:15,150
We made it personal, we made
it, at times, challenging,
1408
00:48:15,150 --> 00:48:17,820
and we made a fake background for your dad
1409
00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:19,050
in order to be able to trick you
1410
00:48:19,050 --> 00:48:20,700
into thinking he was at home,
1411
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,080
but you know what's not a prank?
1412
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:22,913
- What?
1413
00:48:24,091 --> 00:48:25,612
- You just won $100,000.
1414
00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:26,445
- Oh!
- Oh yeah.
1415
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,227
(group cheering)
1416
00:48:29,227 --> 00:48:31,536
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1417
00:48:32,582 --> 00:48:36,570
- Yes! Yes!
(contestants cheering)
1418
00:48:36,570 --> 00:48:40,020
- I wanna give an
incredibly special shout-out
1419
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,870
to Kurt Maloney, my creative partner,
1420
00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:42,703
- I just found out...
1421
00:48:42,703 --> 00:48:44,160
- for putting this episode together.
1422
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,840
Love you, buddy.
- That does it for us
1423
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,920
here at "Game Changer."
1424
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,810
I am your host, Sam Reich,
1425
00:48:48,810 --> 00:48:51,390
reminding you that I love Jake.
1426
00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,650
And that's my final answer, good night.
1427
00:48:53,650 --> 00:48:56,567
(triumphant music)
1428
00:49:03,772 --> 00:49:07,423
(triumphant music fades)