"Party Down" Jackal Onassis Backstage Party

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,489 What is this about? 3 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,457 I guess... 4 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,025 professionalism. 5 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,527 At least going through the motions 6 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:27,828 of doing the job 7 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,564 and pretending it matters. 8 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,932 You're firing me? 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,569 Henry, I need this job. 10 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,472 Well I'm sorry, 11 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,542 Okay, this's kind of what I'm talking about. 12 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,244 Am I un-fired? 13 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,178 No-- 14 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,347 I just lost my job, I need a drink. 15 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,252 Please, Henry, don't-- 16 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,720 Look, I warned you three times. 17 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,021 Tim, what am I supposed to do? 18 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,823 Not give a shit like a human being. 19 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:59,093 --all you had to do was be on time and not get drunk. 20 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,095 It's not a difficult job description. 21 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:02,130 It's because I was born short. 22 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,532 What? No, no--! 23 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:07,368 You think it's easy holding that fucking tray up so high--? 24 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:10,104 Tim, this is only because you're a shitty worker. 25 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:11,139 Henry? That's it. 26 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,706 The promoter's looking for you. 27 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,242 Yes, just in a second, Lydia. 28 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:18,746 Boss's busy firing me 'cause I make him uncomfortable. 29 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,581 It's, it's not true. 30 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,183 My car payments. 31 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,784 I'm gonna lose my car and my life will collapse, 32 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,186 because of you. 33 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,721 Are you happy? 34 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:28,722 No, I'm not happy. 35 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,891 You love the power. 36 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,627 The big boss man. 37 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,330 You're gonna think about this tonight and jerk off. 38 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,958 Does this seem okay to you? 39 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,927 Oh, you look so handsome, sweetie. 40 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,662 Really? 41 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,031 No hotpockets, honey. 42 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,168 Just salad, study the Hannah Montanas, and bed. 43 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,136 You gotta a new headshots? Again? 44 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,772 yeah, when my base jumping movie comes out, 45 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,040 Be bumped up to B list. 46 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,775 Gotta rebrand you know-- 47 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,212 It's described in his contract. 48 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,314 Not only does this have six layers not five, 49 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,781 but it has four sides. 50 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,183 Okay, I understand. You don't. 51 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,351 The man's a practicing Satanist. 52 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,220 Five is very important to them. 53 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,987 Five layers. Five sides. 54 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,389 The pentagram. 55 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,857 You give a Satanist a four- sided sandwich, 56 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:39,026 that's like giving Golda Meir a fucking baked ham. 57 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,329 We're on it, we have new ones ready to go. 58 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,863 Henry, thank you. 59 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,132 If Jackal Onassis bitches to me about one more thing. 60 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,667 No problem. 61 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,901 Those ready to go? 62 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,337 No. No. 63 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:50,738 Hey, Henry, check this out, what do you think, man? 64 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:51,872 Kyle, not now. 65 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,608 Roman, the encore just ended I need these right now. 66 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,043 What the fuck do you want from me, I'm alone, here. 67 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,110 Where's Tim? 68 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,046 Henry fired him. What? 69 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,148 Okay, Alan's sending a replacement. 70 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,283 Actually, it's someone we know. 71 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,552 Why'd you fire Tim? Tim's awesome. 72 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,920 Because Tim didn't give a shit about the job. 73 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,857 Which is something I actually wanted talk to everyone about. 74 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:13,026 Okay attitudes have been getting a little lax around here, 75 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,162 so I just wanted to ask everyone 76 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:19,199 if we could just act more professional? 77 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,435 What, I'm trying to be serious here, Roman. 78 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,171 I know, that's why it's funny your posture-- 79 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:27,741 Just for tonight, can you please try and pretend 80 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:31,044 to give even one millionth of a percent of a shit. 81 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:34,848 Wow, when did Knute Rockne show up? 82 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,384 Casey. Welcome, thank you, 83 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:39,553 you know, the for the short notice. 84 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,555 Everybody you remember Casey? 85 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,757 Oh Lydia, I'm sorry, Casey Klein. 86 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,459 Hi. Oh, Welcome. 87 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,396 Thank you. 88 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,597 Casey's the replacement? 89 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,131 Dude, isn't that kind of awkward? 90 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,000 It's not, I knew she was coming. 91 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,035 Hey, Casey. Yes. 92 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,538 Tell me if it's cool or--? 93 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,639 Cool, yeah. 94 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,375 You're wearing a blouse? that's cool. 95 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,411 No, they told me it was a unisex chemise. 96 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:04,778 I think it's lovely. 97 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:05,813 Thanks. 98 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,382 Hey team leader. 99 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,584 That's fuckin' crazy that you're team leader. 100 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,387 Yeah. We're kinda slammed, tonight so-- 101 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:16,824 Okay, is there something I should do? 102 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:17,858 Shit. 103 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,360 Goddamit! 104 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,228 Kyle, Roman, you take that one. 105 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:24,264 Here, can you pick those up? 106 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,772 Born out of Satan's anus, 107 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,206 --it's stupid. 108 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,475 Satan's a fallen angel. 109 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:38,278 He can't poo, he doesn't have an anus. 110 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:40,581 Must be awkward seeing Casey again, yeah? 111 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:43,116 I think I'll be able to manage. 112 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,320 So, Uda must be fierce in the sack, huh? 113 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,488 Actually, this isn't a conversation 114 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,156 I'm going to participate in. 115 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,691 You don't have to. 116 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,026 It's common knowledge that uptight, controlling women 117 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,128 are sexually explosive. 118 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,565 Casey! 119 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,867 God, I'm glad to have a girl in this big boys club. 120 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,702 Yeah. 121 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,671 You're so pretty. You have to be an actress. 122 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,005 Oh god, Thank you. 123 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,174 No, I'm actually a Comedian. 124 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,342 Oh. 125 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,611 Like Whoopie Goldberg? 126 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,413 Sort of. 127 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:16,116 Ed, my ex, hates Whoopie Goldberg. 128 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,585 He said that women shouldn't do comedy 129 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:18,952 because they're not naturally funny. 130 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,622 Well, club owners, many of them think that way. 131 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,657 and he has issues with blacks. 132 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:27,461 So why he would have an affair with one, 133 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:32,400 that is a question for a psychologist. 134 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:39,573 Or as Ed would say, a "Jew Faggot." 135 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,074 Serious Jackal, it was brilliant. 136 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,543 It was fuckin' brilliant. 137 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,412 Ah thanks, Todd, thanks for being so full of shit, man. 138 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,613 and I wanna fuck your wife so-- 139 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,115 blah, blah, blah, bullshit from you man. 140 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:51,084 Ah corrected sandwiches. 141 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,620 Very sorry for the mix up. 142 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,888 Ah come on man I get bullshit from everybody in my life, 143 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:57,625 you can't seriously be very sorry about sandwiches! 144 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,162 This is your ex-husband? 145 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,598 Very Ex. Yes, very Ex. 146 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,135 Ug. Me and Escapade left him back in Wapato. 147 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:11,171 Escapade, that's Your car? 148 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,339 My daughter the future star. 149 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,842 Daughter. She acts, sings, dances. 150 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,109 Does comedy. 151 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,146 We sure love it if you gave us pointers on being funny. 152 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,114 Oh god, I don't-- 153 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,617 Ohh. Um, I mean I can try. 154 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,786 I don't know what I can tell you guys. 155 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:29,923 Okay. 156 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,959 Umm. 157 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,362 How are you doing? 158 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:39,733 Because Kyle told me you and Henry 159 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,335 use to-- 160 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,538 Oh, yeah, no, it was a very longtime ago, 161 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,606 It really not a big deal. 162 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,442 I know how it is because, 163 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,243 After my divorce, 164 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,045 I still worked as the receptionist 165 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,848 at Ed's exterminating service, 166 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,316 Cramped together, 167 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,519 hate and lust all-- 168 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,353 Yeah that doesn't-- 169 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,923 sound great, but it's so not-- 170 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,225 We'll do a sign. 171 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,394 A sign? we'll do a sign. 172 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,563 If you feel uncomfortable at any time, 173 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:14,167 give me the sign, 174 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,936 Great. 175 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,339 So you're not sorry. 176 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,608 Finally, some reality, thank you. 177 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:21,675 Well you're welcome. 178 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,376 Is there there anything else--? 179 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,812 You know, I wanted all this. 180 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,313 It's my fault. 181 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,781 I wanted the fame. 182 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,717 Success. 183 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,585 You know the gypsy curse? 184 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,554 Your whole body is covered with warts. 185 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,189 "May you get everything you wish for." 186 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,190 That's my curse. Sorry to hear that. 187 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,726 We actually I have to go- 188 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,327 Oh what do you have real life responsibilities? 189 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,295 yes. I wish I had those. 190 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,364 I want those. I have a fake life. 191 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,533 I have fake friends, 192 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,267 fake conversations, fake experiences- 193 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,436 the pussy and money that's real. 194 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,172 Look the pussy's here for the fame. 195 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,641 And what the fuck is money? 196 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:57,578 It's mortar holding up stinking walls of bullshit. 197 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,914 Know what I wish I could buy? 198 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,282 Being you guys. 199 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,384 A real guy, an ordinary job. 200 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,553 This is a day job. 201 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,588 I'm a writer, hard sci-fi 202 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:08,956 But you deal with reality, you know what I'm saying? 203 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,658 Yeah I know what you're sayin', 204 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:14,828 and that's why I think this is actually not all that bad. 205 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,497 Okay-- okay so then let's switch, man. 206 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,666 Just for tonight. 207 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:19,900 I mean, being me's easy, man, 208 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,669 all you gotta do is throw on some make-up, 209 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,070 act like a total dick 210 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,172 and let girls throw themselves at you, what do you say? 211 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,306 Yeah, I'm in, what? 212 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,374 I can do it. 213 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,843 You've got a girlfriend! 214 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:30,844 Excuse me. 215 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,379 Hello? 216 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:35,115 What? 217 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,316 Um, okay...hold on. 218 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,586 I am very sorry, I have to go. 219 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:41,088 Roman, on the back bar? 220 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,122 Don't worry about me. Now? 221 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,557 Okay. 222 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,762 Ron? 223 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,366 Yes, Henry Pollard! 224 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,168 The big boss man! 225 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,171 Ah shit! 226 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,740 I saw the van and I was like, 227 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,308 please let this be Henry's crew! 228 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,610 Yeah! Yes! 229 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,311 Wow, it's been a while. 230 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,546 Hey how's Soup R Crackers? 231 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,547 Great experience. 232 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,216 Yeah. Yes. 233 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,018 I need you to get me backstage. 234 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,622 Oh, I don't know, Ron, it's a crazy night, 235 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:15,723 and I could get in trouble 236 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,592 No, I get it, I was team leader, sure, 237 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,327 absolutely, I get it. 238 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,929 I need you to do me a favor, 239 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,597 Will he do it? 240 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,798 I can call Paco, 241 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,802 No, no do not call Paco, I got it. 242 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,503 It's Mandy. It's my lady friend. 243 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,905 She's a Big Jackal Onassis fan. 244 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,306 I promised to get her backstage 245 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,075 for an autograph. 246 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:41,815 Henry, come on buddy, I need a miracle. 247 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,884 Just try to keep a low profile, okay. 248 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,453 I'm backstage at Jackal Onassis! 249 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,520 Jesus. 250 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:52,259 I'm gonna get my drank on! 251 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,528 Ah excuse me, where's Roman? 252 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,698 He's in make-up. We switched. 253 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,972 Jackal Onassis? 254 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,339 I want to be called "Dennis." 255 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,275 Oh fuck. 256 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,110 Hey listen, don't be mad at Roman. 257 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,612 I said I'd have you all fired if he didn't switch. 258 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:16,316 Or if you tell anyone, so don't tell anybody. 259 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,951 I just wanna be a real guy, man. 260 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,853 But this isn't real, it's fake. 261 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,354 It's kind of real. It's not real. 262 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,455 It's realish. 263 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,191 Can I get a beer? 264 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,226 Yes you may. 265 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:34,534 In the cooler, check wristbands. 266 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,570 Coming right up. 267 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,272 There you go, sweetie. 268 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,108 Don't "sweetie" me, asshole. 269 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,443 Oh that is real, she just called me an asshole. 270 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,478 That is fantastic. 271 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,681 So what's your girlfriend's name, man? 272 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,417 My girlfriend? Yeah. 273 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,785 Uda. Why? 274 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,186 Just shooting the shit, with my co-workers 275 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,722 that's what I do. 276 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,256 What line of work is she in Buddy? 277 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,791 Also catering. 278 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,660 So it's kind of boring, consider the shit shot. 279 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,896 That is great. Know what's actually boring? 280 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,865 Fucking models in penthouses. 281 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,433 Really, that's boring? Yep. 282 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,500 That doesn't sound boring to me. 283 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,102 Try doing it a hundred's times-- 284 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,537 Still not boring. 285 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,140 Malibu and coke and a Goldshlagger shot. 286 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,908 Coming right up. 287 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,710 Hey, how's my boy doing as team leader? 288 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,178 This guy's terrific. 289 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,112 I used to be his boss. 290 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,781 Where the fuck is Jackal Onassis? 291 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,750 The show ended like an hour ago. 292 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,317 Hey what did I say sweetie, 293 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,786 We'll get that autograph- 294 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,320 Why? Why do you want his autograph anyway, 295 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,655 He's just a guy. 296 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,858 He's awesome and fucking famous? 297 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,726 God, who're you? A bartender nobody 298 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,327 who makes shitty drinks. 299 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,629 I'm a bartender nobody! 300 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,866 Okay, how awesome is that? 301 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,834 This is really fun. 302 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,653 You are so awesome. 303 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,721 Yeah. 304 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,656 I'm freaking out. 305 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,826 Can I please get an autograph? 306 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,096 Yeah, Why don't we go to my dressing room, 307 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,730 the three of us, 308 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,732 I'm gonna do you first. 309 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,467 Does that turn you on? 310 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,472 I was just joking. 311 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,476 You know, jokes. 312 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,485 Hey, um, we need glasses at the back bar, please. 313 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,854 Okay. 314 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,191 So what we don't see each other for nine months, 315 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,660 and that's your big opening line? 316 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,396 Um, yeah, I'm sorry 317 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:48,701 I had to fire a guy, Roman's, doing something weird, 318 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:52,472 there's a new guy, it's just...weird night. 319 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,941 Very weird. 320 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,809 How, how have you been? 321 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,610 I've been fine. 322 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,913 The Cruise was good. 323 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:04,584 I, you know, I worked on my act, didn't get a stomach virus, 324 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,954 which I consider to be some kind of coo. 325 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,021 That is terrific. 326 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,657 and now I'm back, working the grind- 327 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:11,859 Great. 328 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,627 Oh I'm seeing somebody, now. 329 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,796 which is purely by way of information, 330 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,500 it's make any sort of awkward- Hi Lydia. 331 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,902 Hi. 332 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,372 Do you need something? 333 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:30,610 No. Nope. 334 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,345 How are you? I'm good. 335 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,746 Yeah, how's acting? 336 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,148 Acting? yeah. 337 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:39,686 Um, no I'm just ah-- you know, team leading. 338 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,888 Right. 339 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,623 --this is where the magic happened. 340 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,626 I called it "the prep zone--" 341 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,694 Hey! 342 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,563 Casey Klein, Casey Klein? 343 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,999 Oh my god! 344 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:55,002 Ron? What're you doing here? 345 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,670 Oh, Mandy, Casey. I was her boss. 346 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,671 are you guys are back togeth-? 347 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,773 No. 348 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,143 How's Soup R Crackers? 349 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:07,247 Great experience, unbelievable. 350 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,082 That's great, Ron- I'm really happy for yo-- 351 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,685 But this is the best part, this beauty, 352 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,955 Mandy came in to apply for a cashier job 353 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,756 and I just had this feeling, you know, 354 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,992 I just wanted to make her happy. 355 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,961 So he hired me. 356 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,530 yeah, mission accomplished. 357 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,698 Until it cratered, Which sucks, 358 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,834 Cuz now I'm at IHOP and it blows- 359 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,402 But ,what do you mean it cratered? 360 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,239 What happened? Nothing! 361 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,841 Nothing, nothing happened, I did everything right! 362 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,876 It should've been huge. 363 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,947 Bad economy, what do you think of? 364 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,548 Soup Kitchens, Bread lines. 365 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,416 All you can eat salad, right? 366 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,953 But what's corporate do with this opportunity? 367 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,256 They fuckin' go bankrupt. 368 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,690 Ron, we gonna get the autograph 369 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,060 or just look at bars and kitchens? 370 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,529 Yes, yes, Autograph! 371 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,998 Good to see you, Ron. 372 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,368 Ah, good memories. 373 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,436 I'm coming, I'm sorry. 374 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,505 Yeah, so it's weird night. 375 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,807 That girl is like eleven. 376 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,808 Huh, glasses? 377 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,643 Glasses. Glasses. 378 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,712 Henry. Hey. 379 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,682 can you remind your guys to lock the door 380 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:16,883 when they go to the van? 381 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,651 Because people try to sneak in. 382 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,453 Of course sir, I'll take care of it. 383 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,990 And can you tell the bartender to go easy on the booze, 384 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,424 cause it's-- Sure, yeah. 385 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,825 Good, good, 386 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,494 No picnic, being boss, huh? 387 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,528 That's true. 388 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:32,332 "We having fun yet?" You look like that guy. 389 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,266 From those beer ads. 390 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,403 Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot. 391 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,239 I mean everything you said, I'm doing it. 392 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,174 They're just not going for it. 393 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,577 The contempt part's really is important. 394 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,413 I have total contempt. 395 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,316 for these dumb bitches like, brainless- 396 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,817 I don't know what to tell you, Roman. 397 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,552 You want to have sex with them? Yes! 398 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,354 Okay, well that's the problem, you have to not want it. 399 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,156 If you want it they're not into it. 400 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,292 It's like xeno's paradox- 401 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,094 I can't see shit without my glasses. 402 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,231 Is that blond hot? 403 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,165 the one with the tights with the eyeliner? 404 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,533 I don't know I can't tell. 405 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,567 It's a man. 406 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,002 Fuckin' shit. 407 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,170 I think I saw some pretty damaged looking slunts 408 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,638 over by the snack try though. 409 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,006 That's my type. Do it. 410 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,775 Mr. Jackal, Mr. Jackal, 411 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:16,943 I have a very special lady friend, 412 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,479 who'd love you autograph. Fuck off loser. 413 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,216 Excuse me. 414 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,718 Hey, you must be the new guy. 415 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,853 Yeah. 416 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,288 Hey, hey, how's it going with Henry? 417 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,090 It is going fine with Henry. 418 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,458 Thank you for asking again. 419 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,492 I'm Dennis. 420 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,660 You must be Uda. 421 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,962 What no. I'm Casey. 422 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,297 That's so weird that you'd say Uda. 423 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,167 I just, Well I know Henry is dating this caterer Uda, So-- 424 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:46,005 Henry's dating Uda Bengt? 425 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:50,110 Blonde, works for Valhalla catering? 426 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,446 Isn't it something how guys always rebound 427 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,847 to your opposite? 428 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,849 My ex, his new girlfriend, 429 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,585 is a professional athlete, 430 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,820 She's got triceps that would make her hat fly off. 431 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,722 Hey. How's it going guys? 432 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,324 Ah, fine-- 433 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,360 Casey, may I speak to you in the next room for a moment? 434 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,729 Um, sure, what do you need help with? 435 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,763 Nothing, I don't need anything. 436 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,732 I thought we were doing the getaway. 437 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,534 What are you talking about, what does that even mean 438 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,668 Doing the getaway. 439 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,769 Didn't you give the sign? 440 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,004 I didn't do the sign. 441 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:18,971 I don't know what the sign is. 442 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,373 You totally did the sign. 443 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,608 It's this. 444 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,578 There's no way, I've never done that in my life. 445 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,915 So, the host complained you're making the drinks too strong- 446 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,417 Am I gonna get fired, man? 447 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,684 How intense would that be--? 448 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,220 You are terminated. 449 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,722 Give me your key card. 450 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,224 He just wants to save on booze. 451 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,227 Okay, well, Pinching pennies, I never thought of that. 452 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,629 That is fuckin' adorable. 453 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,831 This whole thing is awesome, thank you so much. 454 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,399 No problem. 455 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,401 Hey what's going on with you and Casey? 456 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,436 Nothing. Why? 457 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,603 Just, when I talked about your girlfriend, 458 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,339 she got a little weird. 459 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,547 weird like upset or-- Just weird. 460 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:04,284 Weird. 461 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,353 Just those eyes, those vacant eyes, 462 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,955 so what do I do, I give them something to live for 463 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,191 sort of a direction, a hope, a future. 464 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,759 You guys ever heard of Nitche? 465 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,661 Hey, Jackal Onassis, man, 466 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:18,231 Hey I just wanna say, I really respect your act. 467 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,499 I'm in a band myself, 468 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,336 Yeah I bet you are, what is it emo pop bullshit? 469 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,306 It's kind of like emo, but, like, poweremo, 470 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,907 That sounds shittier than emo. 471 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,242 You guys play around? 472 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,010 Yeah, at Cherry, Ice Castle. 473 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,078 You should check us out. 474 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,446 You guys would fuckin' love us. 475 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,747 Wait, how many albums have I sold? 476 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,815 Eight million. 477 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,816 That's right, eight million, 478 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,451 So why the fuck are you guys talking to him--? 479 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,786 We've got a show coming up next weekend. 480 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,422 You guys should come, I'll put you on the list. 481 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,956 Wait, were you on "Society Kids?" 482 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,325 Yeah yeah. 483 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,027 You were the Harvard guy? 484 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,162 I do a lot of acting, 485 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,730 And some modeling- 486 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,931 Ah security. 487 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,966 What's the problem, sir? 488 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,902 I'm trying to talk to these girls. 489 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,770 And the problem is--? 490 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,971 He's talking to them. 491 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,507 But, from a security angle-- 492 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,109 Hey man, I just wanted to say, I have mad respect for you. 493 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,312 Hey, give me you guys' names. 494 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,149 Are you fuckin' serious? 495 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:16,256 Oh my god, I'm like your hugest fan. 496 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,825 I'll do anything for an autograph. 497 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:23,630 Anything? 498 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,232 Home sweet home. 499 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,833 Lemme just find a pen, 500 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,701 Those skulls are awesome. 501 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:32,505 Yeah I'm thinkin' of getting rid of them, they're old. 502 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,274 You want me to sign, one of these photos? 503 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,243 Actually, would you mind doing two? 504 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,778 Okay, your want one for your friend? 505 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,179 For my twins. 506 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,424 Sorry. 507 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:03,236 She says she's okay, but I worry. 508 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,238 You know what, Henry's the one I'm worried about. 509 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,839 Henry? Why? 510 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,475 Yeah, she dumped him. 511 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,743 Yeah booked a gig, left him high and dry. 512 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,612 It was fuckin' cold. 513 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,414 Ah, he didn't mention that to me. 514 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,883 He probably feels emasculated 515 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,751 and super embarrassed and stuff. 516 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,052 Sure he does, that's classic Henry, right Kyle? 517 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,187 That's right. 518 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,722 And now they have to work together. 519 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,592 Can you even image what he must have done to her? 520 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,726 Malibu and coke. 521 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,997 Has anybody seen my little lady friend? 522 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,265 What are you lookin-- 523 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,934 Ah-- I warned him. 524 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,503 Workplace romance. 525 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,970 Bad idea. 526 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,773 I've got a team to run, these two are screwing in closet. 527 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,075 Seizing that desperate moment amid the drudgery, 528 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,377 That is some real life, you guys. 529 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,212 Henry and Casey aren't even right for each other. 530 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,381 Henry's much better off with Uda. 531 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,582 You can tell there's something still there 532 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,183 they're totally awkward together. 533 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,620 Wait...Henry's dating Uda Bengt? 534 00:20:53,720 --> 00:21:01,227 Yeah. Totally. 535 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,130 Ah can I talk to you for a minute? 536 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,665 Yeah. 537 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,134 If this is weird for you, I can totally get Alan 538 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,268 to send someone else. 539 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,737 No, no- It's no big deal. 540 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,405 Not at all. 541 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,708 Well Dennis told me you're seeing Uda, 542 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,879 So if you told Dennis that and you didn't tell me. 543 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,981 then I figure that things probably kind of weird for you. 544 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,050 Well, I going to tell you, but-- 545 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,585 What? 546 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,387 I didn't want it to be awkward. 547 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,122 Well I don't want it to be awkward either. 548 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,258 Obviously, but it kind of is. 549 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,561 So I don't know. 550 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,262 Well if it's too weird, I can call Alan, 551 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,030 and have Mundo here for tomorrow. 552 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,399 It's up to you. 553 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,810 Not the sign. 554 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,514 I don't know, okay I don't, I can't-- 555 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,748 Here look, I have a coin, 556 00:21:55,848 --> 00:22:00,152 I'll flip a coin? How 'bout that? 557 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,154 Whoooo! I got it! 558 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,956 He is so cool! 559 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:04,991 You got the autograph? 560 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,059 Yeah! On my tits! 561 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:12,031 Oh. On both of them? 562 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,566 It doesn't say Jackal Onassis. 563 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,835 Maybe it's his real name, I don't know what it is- 564 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,069 Arnold Shirling. 565 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,471 And look. 566 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,708 And look, Lucky I shaved yesterday. 567 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,676 "Roman DeBeers." 568 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:24,944 What's that? 569 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,748 Roman DeBe-- 570 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,216 Roman! 571 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,217 What? 572 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,385 Roman! 573 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:36,756 Who's that? 574 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,725 Heads. 575 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,727 So I'll stay. 576 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,729 So heads we stay? 577 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,364 I was heads? Yeah. Okay, good. 578 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,034 Come on you asshole, You fucking weasel! 579 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,368 That's my lady friend! 580 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,870 What the fuck, man! 581 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,739 She said anything about a boyfriend. 582 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,508 Ron, god, don't embarrass me. 583 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,043 God, is that Roman? 584 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,478 I told you, crazy night. 585 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,246 You can't be jealous, he's a superstar-- 586 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:04,050 No, listen to me, that isn't Jackal Onassis! 587 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,085 It's Roman. I was his boss! 588 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,854 I knew it, see he had no aura. 589 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,722 Wait, so who just signed my tits 590 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,891 and veejay wasn't Jackal Onassis, 591 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,893 it was just some guy? 592 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,261 The difference is what folks, come on? 593 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,395 Oh, yuck! 594 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:17,664 Kill him, Ron! 595 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:18,898 I'm gonna fuckin' rip your-- 596 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,307 What the fuck? 597 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,308 How long does this last? 598 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,210 Jackal, I'll handle it. 599 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,612 All right, Where's her wristband? 600 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,346 Do they even have passes? How'd they get in? 601 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,148 How'd you get in here? 602 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,718 He let us in. 603 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:39,819 Henry? 604 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,220 Come on, you're suppose to be the leader, 605 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,388 and set an example. 606 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,623 Now I'm gonna have to call your boss. 607 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,191 Okay, she meant me. 608 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,358 I let them in. 609 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,227 Yeah, it's the bartender. 610 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,228 I'm really sorry, boss. 611 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,163 Please don't fire me. 612 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,532 Right. 613 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,200 Right. 614 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,938 Don't worry Jeff, I'll take care of this. 615 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,339 Dennis. 616 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,741 You're fired. 617 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,078 His first day. 618 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,080 Poor Dennis. 619 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,086 What a night. 620 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,387 And I got fired. 621 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,889 Thanks for that man. 622 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,291 Glad you enjoyed it. 623 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:21,694 You picked the right career choice. 624 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,196 Actually, I wanted to be an actor- 625 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,799 Nah. Fame's a curse, man. 626 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:27,900 I go back to a the gilded cage, 627 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,570 you get to go home, hang with Uda. 628 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:33,573 eat leftovers and watch The Mentalist on tivo- 629 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,041 I don't know what that is. 630 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,442 It's a show. 631 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,210 A guy who solves crimes using his mind. 632 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,812 It's Uda's favorite. 633 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,881 It's okay. 634 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:45,117 I envy you, Henry. 635 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,654 So here's what's happenin, we're going to the hotel, 636 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,021 we're gonna order some food, 637 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,189 we're gonna watch some-- 638 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,323 What was it? 639 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,625 The Mentalist. 640 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,493 I love that show. 641 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:55,862 Let's go. 642 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,428 Well I don't feel uncomfortable about 643 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,763 a lot of this. 644 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,600 So, I'm personally looking forward to 645 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,635 being friendly co-workers. Okay. 646 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,304 Working side by side in the trenches. 647 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:41,140 Well, side by side, technically. 648 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,408 I am your boss... 649 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,176 so don't forget that. 650 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:58,057 She is gonna be the death of me. 651 00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:02,394 But I can't help it. I love her so much. 652 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,163 Henry, can you do me a favor? 653 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,397 I can try. 654 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,532 Mandy's all I got. 655 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:09,535 I just, I just wanna make her happy. 656 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:12,238 and I have no money coming in 657 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,673 she's bleeding me dry, 658 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,843 Can you talk to Alan Duck, see if-- 659 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:21,648 see if maybe he'll give me my old job back? 660 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:26,686 I'll see what I can do. Yeah. 661 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,889 The autograph. If she still wants it. 662 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,124 Henry. 663 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:34,861 Thank you, so much. 664 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,028 Ahh! 665 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:36,963 Mandy, I got it! 666 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,497 Didn't I say I was gonna get it?! 667 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,432 I got it, I got it! 668 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:44,964 Tree! 668 00:27:45,305 --> 00:28:45,437 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm