"Platonic" The Engagement Party

1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:08,006 <i>I can't believe I'm getting another one of these. It's so depressing.</i> 2 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,926 <i>What's the big fucking deal? It's just a car.</i> 3 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,636 Yeah, 'cause you don't have to drive it. 4 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:15,264 When you're a woman, driving a minivan, it's like wearing a scarlet letter. 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:18,768 Except you're marked as invisible, asexual and not a professional person. 6 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,395 Hey, no one looking at you thinks you're not a professional person. 7 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,273 I can't speak to those other two things at all. But you're very professional. 8 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,983 - You're planning my wedding, right? - I know. 9 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,402 - You guys were so sweet to hire me. - Yeah. 10 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,739 But my main gig is just driving my kids around all day. 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,825 I can't do it. I can't pull the trigger. I don't wanna get another one. 12 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,619 Well, in that case, 13 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:40,123 might I recommend something a little bit sexier? 14 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,875 Hello, sailor. 15 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,001 Hey. Hi. 16 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,378 - Hi. How's it going? - Great. 17 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:49,757 Me and my friend would love to test-drive that yellow number over there. 18 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,510 Yes. I'm just looking for a car that can go fast 19 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:55,848 and is sexy but makes me feel alive. 20 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,182 It's time to drive. 21 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,268 Yep. 22 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,688 - Okay, let's go. Let's go. - And let her fucking rip, bitch. 23 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,190 - Fucking go! - Come on. Yeah! 24 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,150 One second, one second. 25 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,987 Hey, Penguini. How's it going? 26 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,864 I love you too, sweetie. 27 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:14,283 Tell her I said hi. 28 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,200 Say hi. Tell her I said hi. 29 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,911 What the fudge, Penguini? 30 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,288 - Fudge. My God. - He was late again? 31 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,664 That sucks, Penguini. 32 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:22,957 I'm sorry. 33 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,917 Okay, yeah, well, I'll be back home late tonight. 34 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,671 Can't wait to see you. Love you, Penguini. Bye. 35 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,466 "I love you, Penguini. Penguini." 36 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,093 What? Come on. 37 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,137 You just code-switched like a motherfudger. 38 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,221 Oh, okay. 39 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,098 - Well, Jenna doesn't swear and so... - Yeah, I get... 40 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,683 - ...I'm trying to accommodate that. - Got that. 41 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,101 - So sue me. And what... - Who are you? 42 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,936 - What? She doesn't swear. - Who are you? 43 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,022 - We started calling each other Penguini. - Are you okay? Penguini? 44 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,148 Penguini... It's fucking adorable. 45 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,858 - What the fuck do you want from me? - What are you like? 46 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,276 Well, you didn't tell her I said hi. 47 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,778 Why didn't you tell her I said hi? Trying to keep us apart? What's happening? 48 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,323 It didn't come up. What, you want me to call her back and say you said hi? 49 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,741 - No, it's fine. - I'll text her. 50 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:57,950 - I'm texting her. - No, no, no. 51 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,995 - Tell her you said hi. Sylvia says hi. - Stop. You don't... 52 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,538 - She says hi back. Look at that. - Okay. 53 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,040 - All right, Penguini. - Connection has been made. 54 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,917 - Okay. Let's do it. - Okay. 55 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,086 Yeah! Do it! 56 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,380 Sorry. 57 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,091 Sorry. Sorry. 58 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,094 Sorry. I can't do this. 59 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,639 I don't wanna do this. I can't. I don't wanna do this. 60 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,765 This is so stressful. 61 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:21,849 I... No. 62 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,601 Hey, it's very low. 63 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,061 I can't do this. I don't wanna. 64 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,940 Sir, will you help me get out of this dumb fucking car? 65 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:35,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 66 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,085 Okay, remember we're on a very tight schedule 67 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,587 to get down to San Diego after school, 68 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,547 so no dawdling. And don't forget your permit. 69 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,299 Can you please sit up front while I'm driving? 70 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,676 - Dad gets so tense. It freaks me out. - Okay. No problem. 71 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,595 Mom, do we have to go to Legoland tomorrow? 72 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,180 I mean, I'm way too old for that. 73 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:44,682 Buddy, come on. I have to work Will's engagement party. 74 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,310 Dad loves Legoland, okay. He's taking the three of you down there. 75 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,728 You have a job, Mommy? 76 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:49,938 Kind of. 77 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,567 - Okay. I... I kind of have a job. - Bye. 78 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,068 - Bye. Bye. Bye. - Bye, Mom. 79 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,154 Bye. 80 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,030 - Bye. - Bye. 81 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,156 Bye. 82 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,991 He calls her "Penguini"? 83 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,659 Yeah. It's the weirdest thing. 84 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,536 - Because they like penguins? - Apparently. 85 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,788 I've just never seen Will act like this before. 86 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,751 He's just so stable and square. He's kind of boring. 87 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,002 I don't know. It's sad. For me at least. 88 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,504 What's square about liking penguins? 89 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,297 Well, you know, maybe it's a good thing. 90 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,381 - Maybe Will is finally growing up. - I guess. 91 00:04:18,382 --> 00:04:21,010 I've just never expected to see this tame version of him. 92 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,220 But maybe you're right. 93 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,014 He's finally ready to settle down and be as dull as the rest of us, right? 94 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,016 We are not dull. We like Chappell Roan. 95 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,644 God. Can everybody be quiet? I need to change lanes. 96 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,521 Maeve, what's happening on my right? 97 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:33,147 - It's clear. - You're good. 98 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:36,275 OMG, it's Sephora. Look. Take the next exit... 99 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,110 - What are you doing? - ...so we can get some boba. 100 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,489 I am mimicking the audio environment of a car full of teenagers. 101 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,699 You got to say "rizz" to make it work. 102 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,243 Oh, my God! It's Timothée Chalamet over there! 103 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,496 - Wait, where? - It's a red light! It's a red light! 104 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:53,919 Jesus. 105 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,922 I think that one's on you, babe. 106 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,174 Yeah. 107 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,314 Fuck! 108 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:28,786 - Well, hi. - Hi. 109 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:29,871 Hey. 110 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,414 - Oh, my God. This place is stunning. - Hi, Sylvia. 111 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:34,250 - Yes. - Are you kidding me? Wow. The ocean view. 112 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,793 The gardens. I mean... 113 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,295 - Have you never been here before? - No. 114 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,255 He's been commuting to LA for work, so... 115 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,464 - Yeah. - Yeah. It's gorgeous. 116 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,718 You know, she's the CEO of a giant food conglomerate, so that's what you get. 117 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:46,804 Sylvia's a CEO too. We're in the same grind. 118 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,140 Yes. That's very kind of you, but I would not compare us. 119 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,224 Well, keep plugging away 120 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,643 and hopefully your boss gets fired for sexual harassment. 121 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,189 I'm my own boss, so I can make that happen. 122 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,442 You know, I have all the tips for the vendors in my office. 123 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,402 Why don't you come with me, and I'll give you a tour? 124 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,279 - Yes. You got it. - Yeah. 125 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,363 Have fun. 126 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,366 - Here you go. This should be everything. - Great. 127 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,244 Listen, while I have you here, I have a favor I need to ask. 128 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,871 Yeah. How can I help? 129 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,123 Dad really wants Will to join him 130 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,334 in some stupid toast he's planning for tomorrow. 131 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:18,794 - Oh, okay. - And Will doesn't wanna do it. 132 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,089 Knowing Dad, I am sure that the toast is going to be real cringe, 133 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,550 but it would mean so much to Dad if Will did it. 134 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,094 Do you think you could try to convince him? 135 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,013 Of course. No, I can try. I mean... You know Will. 136 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:32,266 It's very hard to convince him to do anything he doesn't wanna do, as you know. 137 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,352 If you could just float it, that would be amazeballs. 138 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,561 Amazing, yes. 139 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,731 Pardon me. I have a call. 140 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,275 Beijing office. You're a CEO. You get it. 141 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,486 Oh, yeah. Stop comparing us. 142 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,239 <i>Nǐ hǎo.</i> Johnny 66. 143 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,284 ...waffle fries. 144 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,372 Chin. 145 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,458 Okay. 146 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,716 Hey, hey, hey. You... You're leaving already? 147 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:08,553 Yeah. I gotta get to the club. Lot to do before tomorrow. 148 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,096 - Yeah. - Are you excited? 149 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,098 Yes. Very excited. Super excited. 150 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,766 - Great. - Yeah. 151 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,479 - Super psyched. - What's wrong? You okay? 152 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,148 Look, I got something I need to tell you, okay? 153 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,067 Oh, my God. Is she pregnant? Is Jenna pregnant? 154 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,528 No. No. Fuck, no. No, no. No, no. 155 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,532 The opposite actually. Sort of. In some ways. 156 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,410 I have a crush on somebody. 157 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:36,081 - What? - I have a crush on somebody. 158 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,624 What the hell are you trying to tell me? 159 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,418 - I'm not... No, no. - Are you having an affair? 160 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,919 - What are you telling me? - I'm not. I'm... 161 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,963 It's just an innocent crush. I have an innocent crush on... 162 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,840 Have you never had a crush on somebody before? 163 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,592 - When I was a child. I was 10 years old. - There you go. 164 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,135 You know what it's like. That's what I got. 165 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,887 - I got one of those, okay? - What do you mean? 166 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,638 - Is this gonna blow everything up? - It's just a... No. 167 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,849 - It's just an innocent... A small little... - I don't wanna hear about it. 168 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,476 Well, I can't keep these feelings locked inside me. 169 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,728 Yes, you can. That's marriage. 170 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,688 Just lock it up. Shut it down. Just bury it. 171 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,523 - I told you. Too late. - What's wrong with you? 172 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,691 Forget about this person. 173 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,194 I shouldn't have said anything because it was a joke. 174 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,653 - What? - I never said anything. 175 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,655 - I never brought this up. Never happened. - Still here? 176 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,782 - Hey, sweetie. - Oh, my God. 177 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:12,992 - Hi. - What's up? 178 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,077 - Oh, my gosh. - Good to see you. Yeah, so... 179 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,412 - Yeah. - It's so good to see you and... 180 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,496 and I'll see you later. 181 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,625 See you tomorrow. Bye. 182 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,879 I don't think having a crush is just pre-wedding jitters. 183 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,465 Well, what else could it be? It's the pressure of getting married. 184 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,967 This is the moment where he really has to pull the trigger and, 185 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,385 of course, he's getting cold feet. It's classic Will. 186 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,138 - Who does he have a crush on? - I didn't ask. 187 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,139 - I don't want to know anything about it. - What did you say? 188 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,977 I just told him to shut the fuck up and grow a pair. 189 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,231 I think you need to hear him out. 190 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,857 I would love to hear him out, 191 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,069 but I have to be at the golf course by 7:00 a.m. for deliveries. 192 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:51,405 And then I have 60 guests arriving, a dozen of which are from out of town. 193 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:54,075 And then, apparently, I have to install an AV system for the toast. 194 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:58,329 And that's more important than hearing about your friend Will's marriage doubts? 195 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,748 There's no time for doubts anymore, okay? That ship has sailed. 196 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,084 He's getting married whether he likes it or not. 197 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,169 This wedding is happening. The machine is on. 198 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,420 The machine is on? 199 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,256 Yes. It is on. There's no off switch, okay? 200 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,049 I know this job means a lot to you, 201 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,553 but don't let it get in the way of talking to Will. 202 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,137 Getting married is a big decision. 203 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:18,057 You think I don't know that? I was a basket case before our wedding. 204 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,267 Will had to talk me down. 205 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,935 Wait. You were? He did? 206 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,354 No. No, no. 207 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:23,980 JK, JK, JK. 208 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,233 - I cannot find my lip balm. - It's on the nightstand. 209 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,115 Okay. Fine. 210 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,741 You're right. 211 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,203 I'll find time to talk to him before the party tomorrow. 212 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,541 I don't think he would've said anything if he didn't need someone to talk to. 213 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,711 I know. Okay. Thank you. 214 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,336 I'm so lucky to have you. 215 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,839 - Of course. I love you. - I love you too, baby. 216 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,551 Getting married to you was the best decision I ever made. 217 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,644 Oh, my God. I'm still awake. 218 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,605 Wow, she is such a cockblock. 219 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:09,193 Why did we buy her those $500 headphones if she doesn't wear them? 220 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,297 Look at that. Right? 221 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,882 - Hey, buddy. Hi. - Hey. 222 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,259 - Hi, Sylvia. - Jenna, you look so lovely. 223 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,344 Yeah, right? 224 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,804 - You guys, congratulations. - Thanks. This whole thing's amazing. 225 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,306 - You did really great. Yeah. - I... Yeah. 226 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,975 - I love the penguins on the tables. - Yeah, so many penguins. 227 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,019 - It's so us. You did such a great job. - It really is. 228 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,562 Such a great... It really is. 229 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,980 - And the color palette... - Yes. 230 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,357 - Yes. I know. - ...I mean, it worked. 231 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,608 - So many different colors. - Yeah. 232 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,026 - You were right! - It's all of them. 233 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,028 - Yeah, basically all of them. - It's a combination. Yeah. 234 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,030 - When you know, you know. - Yeah, you knew. 235 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,365 - Congratulations. - Hey, Uncle Pete. 236 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,950 - Yeah. Good to see you. - Uncle Pete. Hi. 237 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,660 Where can a man get a scotch around here? 238 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,203 - I will show you. This way. - Yes. 239 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,829 - Full bar right there, sir. - Love you, penguin. 240 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,915 Love you, Penguini. 241 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,166 Don't be fooled by Uncle Pete. 242 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,460 He might look cute. Apparently, he ate a man in Korea. 243 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,548 - Wow. Did he say what it tasted like? - Lasagna. 244 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,509 I bet that guy hates Mondays. Am I right? 245 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,554 I just want to apologize about springing all that shit on you yesterday. 246 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:20,847 - I shouldn't have done that. - No, no. 247 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,223 That was not cool of me. 248 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,516 - No apology necessary. - No. It's all good. 249 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,017 You were trying to talk to me about something. 250 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,561 I shut you down, and I shouldn't have done that, 251 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,979 - and I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. 252 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,481 No, honestly, I was freaking out, but I feel much better now. 253 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,400 - It's in the past. I'm over it, okay? - Okay. 254 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,026 - Yeah. Totally. Great. - I'm glad to hear it, but... 255 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,571 - Yes. - ...if you wanna talk about it again or... 256 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,947 I don't. I'm fine. It's nothing. 257 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,657 Not a thing, so there's nothing to talk about. 258 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,325 Copy that. Speaking of which, 259 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,579 Jenna brought something up that she wanted me to ask you about. 260 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,581 Oh, yeah? 261 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,083 I guess her dad is making a toast, 262 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,836 - and she wants you to do it with him... - Fuck. This fucking toast. 263 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,754 What? What? How bad can it be? 264 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,591 - Just be a sport. Come on. - It's bad. It's bad. It's really bad. 265 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,634 - Is it racist? - No, it's not racist. 266 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,219 - Is it homophobic? - No. 267 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,139 - Is it Islamophobic? - Yeah, it's Islamophobic. 268 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,683 He wants me to participate in his Islamophobic fucking toast 269 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,101 - at my own engagement party. - Hey! 270 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,519 - Are you crazy? - I don't know! 271 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,605 - It's just lame. It's just lame. - All right. 272 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:13,191 - Okay? Yeah. - Well, consider the message delivered. 273 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,736 Well, thank you. I got it, and I don't want to do it. 274 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,906 God. I gotta go say hi to Jenna's aunts. 275 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,657 She's got eight aunts. 276 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,411 - It's like a colony. - Okay. Well, good luck. 277 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,538 Hello, aunts! Welcome. 278 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,332 - For real? - Have you seen <i>Hereditary</i>? 279 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,958 - My caviar's soggy. - No, that movie's weird. 280 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,084 Hi, guys! 281 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,337 - Sylvia. Hi. - Hey. 282 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,005 - Good to see you. - Sylvia, good to... 283 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,381 - Good to see you. - Hi. Happy to see you here. 284 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,884 You look terrific. Is that Ozempic? 285 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:40,968 - What? - What? 286 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,386 - Hey, guys. Glad you could make it. - No. 287 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,721 It's a pretty sick club, dude. 288 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:46,265 Yeah. Guess so. Yeah. Her family's pretty well-off. 289 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,184 Did you see that Lucky Penny was featured in <i>Eater LA</i>? 290 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,354 - I did. Yes. - <i>LA Times. New York Times.</i> 291 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,272 You forwarded me every one of those clips. 292 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,483 - That shit was crazy, dude. Fire. - Yeah, that was dope. 293 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,901 I was wondering if I could talk to Jenna 294 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,070 'cause we're thinking about opening up a second Lucky Penny location, 295 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,488 and I would love to pick her brain. 296 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,115 - Sure. Knock yourself out, man. - And with your permission, respectfully, 297 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,035 I'd love to pick Jenna's brain as well. But my topic is AI. 298 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,287 You don't have to ask my permission to talk to her. 299 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,830 You just fucking talk to her, guys, okay? 300 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,874 - Sylvia. - Yes. 301 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,670 Can I ask you a professional question? 302 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:19,132 - Of course. - Reggie and I are tripping right now. 303 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,262 - Is that the question? - Like, microdosing? 304 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,555 No, this shit is macro. 305 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:30,727 Also, I put a tab of acid in one of the champagne flutes for Omar. 306 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,854 Lost track of it. 307 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,146 - What? - What? 308 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,733 Have either of you seen a tab of acid in one of the champagne flutes? 309 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,026 It would be hard to spot 310 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,445 because they're kind of clear and translucent-y. 311 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,947 Are you fucking kidding me? 312 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,657 - No. - How the fuck did that happen? 313 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,992 How did you do that? 314 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,578 I'm not understanding what's not clear. We put a tab of acid in... 315 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,663 - Fuck is wrong with you fucking guys? - What's the matter with you? 316 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,998 Jesus fuck! 317 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,457 Will, I can tell you're upset. 318 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,168 Can we please talk about this when I'm back from my trip? 319 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,253 - No! - Shut up! 320 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,005 - We gotta find... Fuck. - We have to... It's a nightmare. 321 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,173 A nightmare for you. 322 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,426 Imagine being here without being on acid. 323 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,094 Nobody drink! Everyone stop drinking! 324 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,471 - Stop! Stop, stop. - Stop drinking! Stop! 325 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,432 - Everybody, stop. Just stop. Stop. - Stop it. 326 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,642 - Take a beat. - Just put... No, stop! Stop. 327 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,146 - Just don't drink because... - Everyone, put your glasses down quickly. 328 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,647 - Drop your glasses. - Yes. 329 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,025 Just quickly before we drink our champagne. 330 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,443 - Yeah! - There's a... 331 00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,611 - Go on. - There's a... 332 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,279 - Go ahead. - There's an old Jewish tradition. 333 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,449 - Yeah, so... - To those who have come before. 334 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,242 To those who have come before. 335 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,994 And-And we're not talking about a conflict area. 336 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,954 - This is not political. - And we're not talking about... 337 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,373 This is all to do with the happy Jewish stuff. 338 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,084 - Yes. Circle of life. - The classics. The good stuff. 339 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,294 That's <i>The Lion King</i>. 340 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,504 - But, yeah, you know. - Adjacent. 341 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,589 Raise your glasses... 342 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,176 - ...to those who've come before. - To those who have come before. 343 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,053 - Let's pour it out. - Now, dump 'em. Dump 'em out. 344 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,805 Every last drop. Yeah. 345 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,474 Lest our Jew god be vengeful. 346 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,185 - <i>L'chaim</i>! - <i>L'chaim</i>! 347 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,437 Okay, that was bad. Not as bad as it could have been. 348 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,981 - But we need more champagne right away. - Yes, absolutely. 349 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,983 - What do we do? - I'm gonna handle it. I've got a plan. 350 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,153 - You do? - Yep. Of course. I have a plan. 351 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,657 We can take some Sprite and mix it with a little vodka 352 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,869 and call it a dry Spanish cider. 353 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,204 That is not gonna fool anybody. 354 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,831 I'm sorry. I can't believe this happened under my watch. 355 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,625 This is terrible. I've ruined your engagement party. 356 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,502 - No, you didn't. It's fine. - You gave me this opportunity. 357 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,920 - It's not your fault. - It is my fault. 358 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,046 - It's not. - It is my fault. 359 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,840 - It's not. It's really not. - I'm a fake. 360 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,216 - You're not a fake. No. - I'm a fraud. 361 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,051 My business is nonsense. 362 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,261 I bought a van, 363 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,638 and I had "Events by Sylvia" painted on the side of it, 364 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,223 and then I had to sell it two months later. 365 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,267 And now I see it sometimes driving around the neighborhood, 366 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,353 and I have to pretend to the kids that it got stolen. 367 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,106 We'll just buy more champagne, okay? It'll be fine. 368 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,149 I have all of this white wine. Could we not use this to sub out for it? 369 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,735 We need champagne. Jenna's parents are Waspy alcoholics. 370 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,362 - All they fucking do is drink champagne. - Really? 371 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,447 - Yes, it has to be champagne. - Okay. I'll go and get some. 372 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,324 I'll go with you. I know the area better. It'll be faster. 373 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,743 Will, this is your engagement party. You can't leave. 374 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,370 Instead of arguing, we could have done it already. 375 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,038 Look, let's just go. I'll drive. 376 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,207 Leave the Sprite. 377 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,792 Or bring it, whatever. 378 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,256 This is fun, huh? Sporty. 379 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,674 - Yeah. - Okay. 380 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,926 Corporate ride. One of the perks of the gig, you know? 381 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,470 It feels like it was built without any shock absorbers, 382 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,306 so you really feel every bump in the road. 383 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,641 Really makes you in tune with the ride, you know? 384 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,060 - Fun. - Yeah. 385 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,732 - Wish I was wearing a sports bra. - Yeah, wish I was too. 386 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,501 No. No, no, no. Fuck! 387 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,585 What? What? 388 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,046 Jenna's dad is very specific about what he drinks. 389 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,006 - What does he like? - He likes Veuve Clicquot. 390 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,300 It's all he talks about is fucking Veuve Clicquot. 391 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,384 He loves Veuve Clicquot. 392 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,220 There's no Veuve. I can't see any Veuve here. 393 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,472 Excuse me, sir. Do you have any Veuve in the back? 394 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,057 Sorry, everything we have is on the shelves. 395 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,601 - You have no more Veuve? - Is that how it's pronounced? 396 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,311 There's another one, but it's like a half an hour away. 397 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,855 It seems dumb to leave and... We'll be fine. 398 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,900 That's... That's Veuve. 399 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,319 That's fucking Veuve. <i>Mon Dieu!</i> 400 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,319 - Look. - Look at that. 401 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,530 Yeah. You got a butt load of Veuve over here. 402 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,949 - This is the Veuve. - No, no. 403 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,450 - You're swimming in Veuve. - So sorry, 404 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,285 but that is actually reserved for another party. 405 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,870 - All of this is reserved? - Yeah. 406 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,206 I don't think you understand. We're trying to save an engagement party. 407 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,916 We could really use your help. Just, even half of these. 408 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,878 So, what you're saying is this is a champagne problem? 409 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,463 First time you use that one? 410 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,509 - No. - Yeah. Didn't think so. 411 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,263 We're getting that fucking champagne. 412 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,348 Obviously. 413 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,439 All right. Baldy's MIA. Let's do this thing. 414 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:49,653 {\an8}Okay. 415 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,951 The name on the order is Hector Alvarez. 416 00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,203 <i>Perfecto.</i> 417 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,540 We just need to find the most stoned employee in this place. 418 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,922 - Oh, my God. - Bingo. 419 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,843 - Let's fucking go, brah. - Let's do it. 420 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,636 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 421 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:19,182 - We called ahead to reserve the Veuve. - Yes. That Veuve is our Veuve. 422 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,934 Yes, under the name Hector Alvarez. 423 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,768 Come with me. 424 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,605 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 425 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,941 Cool. Great, thank you. 426 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,943 - Okay. - Hey. 427 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,155 The Veuve. May I see some ID? 428 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,364 Thank you so much. 429 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,533 I'm so flattered that you would ask me that. 430 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,411 - Okay. Keep it in your pants. - Tap here. 431 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,121 There you go. 432 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,289 Excuse me. 433 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,416 - Do you want your receipt? - Nah, don't worry about it. 434 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,168 - Sir! - We already paid for this. 435 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,170 Okay. Be careful. Be careful! 436 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,588 - It's okay. - Hey! 437 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,672 Oh, shit. 438 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,927 You're lucky this location has a "no chase" policy, buddy! 439 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,429 - Nice! - Oh, my God! That was amazing. 440 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,474 Like Robin Hood but we're fighting against big-box stores. 441 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,725 - Fuck big-box stores! - Yeah! Fuck 'em! 442 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,478 Honestly, I do love big-box stores though. 443 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,230 - They're very convenient. - They got everything. 444 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,899 Shit, you know what? Actually, we gotta turn in here real fast. 445 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,776 - What? - We're gonna stop here for one second. 446 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:12,860 - Are you hungry at all? - No. 447 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,403 We gotta get back to the engagement party. 448 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,488 Don't worry about it. 449 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,990 - It'll take two seconds. - This is your engagement party! 450 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,617 It has the best sandwiches in San Diego. 451 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,286 - One of the best you'll ever have. - I don't want a sandwich! 452 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,829 One bite and you will thank me. 453 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,749 - It'll change your life. They're so good. - I don't want a sandwich. 454 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,584 I wanna go back to the party I'm throwing... 455 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,919 - Just gonna be... - ...for you. 456 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,838 Two seconds. Two seconds. Just chill, okay. 457 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,965 - I can't. - Well, hello there, Will. 458 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,800 - Hey! - How you doing on this fine Saturday? 459 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,593 I'm... I'm A-okay. 460 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,346 Wow. That's better than "B-okay." 461 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,305 B-okay. 462 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,392 You sound like <i>E.T.</i> You guys have that? You guys know that movie still? 463 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,185 - I know that movie. - Yeah. Good. I'm glad. 464 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,729 E.T. prevailed. So... 465 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,023 - I'm digging that mullet. - Thank you. It's new. 466 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,901 - It's just a new thing I'm trying. Yeah. - Yeah, it's cute. 467 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,237 Thank you. 468 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,489 This is my friend Sylvia. 469 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,032 - Hi. - I'm Hannah. 470 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,660 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 471 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,912 So, what do you... What do you recommend today? 472 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,540 Well, I just got this amazing new dry salami 473 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,876 from a charcuterie dude from Los Olivos. 474 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,461 I would say hit that with our home-churned goat butter. 475 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,297 - It's local AF. - Great, yeah. 476 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:16,132 I'll have one of those. 477 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,302 - Do you want anything? - I'm good. Thanks. 478 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,350 - It's a cute place, right? - Yeah, it's cute. 479 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,105 Real cute. 480 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,401 - That's your fucking crush, isn't it? - No. 481 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:35,944 - Yes, it is. - Nope. 482 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,362 You turned bright red when she complimented your mullet. 483 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,489 I'm not good at accepting compliments. I don't know what to tell... 484 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,534 "B-okay. A-okay. You know E.T.? Remember E.T.?" 485 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,619 Okay, okay, yes. 486 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,704 Hannah's my crush, okay? That's my crush. 487 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,414 Is that why you brought me here during a party 488 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,791 that I'm throwing for your whole new family? 489 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,335 Yes, it is. I know. 490 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,378 Isn't that fucked up? That's exactly what I did. 491 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,255 I'm not gonna let you blow up your whole life 492 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,634 - over Miss Jersey Mike's in there. - First of all, not a Jersey Mike's, okay? 493 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:00,968 This place has won multiple awards. 494 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,137 And second, you said I could talk to you about this shit. 495 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,765 - You're all over the map with this stuff. - Okay. Hey, I'm your friend. 496 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,016 - I'm here. - Yes. Yes. 497 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,393 Are you not in love with Jenna anymore? Is that what's happening? 498 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,811 No, I'm madly in love with Jenna. 499 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,774 It's just, you know, then I come here, and I talk to Hannah, 500 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,442 and I'm like is she more my speed? 501 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,735 Is this more my speed? 502 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:21,280 And then I go hang out with Jenna more and her family, and we're at golf clubs 503 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,573 and we're barbecuing. 504 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:26,285 And then I come back here, and I'm like... Hannah. 505 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,663 She's cool. She's more my speed, maybe. 506 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:29,956 - You know what I mean? - Okay. 507 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,791 - You're really asking me this? - Yeah. 508 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:32,959 Is that why you brought me here? 509 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,669 Look, you know me better than anyone in the world. 510 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,255 I just need some advice, okay? 511 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,007 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 512 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,677 What is... What is... 513 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,888 - Hannah. - ...Hannah like? What is she like? 514 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,851 Well, she's more my speed. 515 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,060 She's very complex, 516 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,981 so it's hard to just define her in one sentence, but I'll try. 517 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,566 Okay. 518 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,776 She likes sandwiches. 519 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,028 Anything else? 520 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:05,409 She seems much happier in the summer months. 521 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,744 She said that she likes the summer. 522 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,831 She said, "I'm much happier in the summertime." 523 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,042 - Really? - She likes Fridays. 524 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,794 She said to me, "Thank God, it's Friday." 525 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:20,882 - She's religious maybe. I guess, also. - What are you talking about? 526 00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,342 - I don't know anything about her. - What is happening? You're just... 527 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,387 - I don't know fucking anything about her. - You're sabotaging the whole thing. 528 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,848 - I know. I know. I know. - This is what you always do. 529 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,892 When you have something good, you blow it up. 530 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:33,269 - And you're doing it again. Yes. - I do that, don't I? 531 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,729 - I really do. That is a thing I do. - Yeah. 532 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,981 - I have a pattern of doing that. - You gotta stop worrying 533 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,357 - about being cool, okay? - Fuck. Wow. 534 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,484 Look, marriage is scary. 535 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,195 - Yeah. - Commitment is scary. 536 00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:43,362 - It's true. - Yeah. 537 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,616 But I know you, and you can do this. 538 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:48,326 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? All right? 539 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:51,371 And the thing about that girl in there that you gotta remember 540 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,832 is she has a Deadpool tattoo. 541 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,418 - I know. She does have a Deadpool tattoo. - It's terrible. 542 00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,963 I keep telling myself it's from before when the movies came out, but it's not. 543 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,424 It's-It's from probably around when the second movie came out. 544 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,468 - She has a Deadpool tattoo. Yes. - It's really bad. 545 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,428 - Thank you. See? I appreciate it. - Okay. Are you good? 546 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,513 - I feel much better. - Okay. 547 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:11,642 This is exactly what I was hoping for. I'm good. I appreciate it, okay? 548 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,019 Don't kick it. It has a face. 549 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:16,979 Hitler had a face. 550 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,942 If he rolled by carrying a bunch of burritos inside him, I'd kick him too. 551 00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,825 - Fuck! - Jesus. 552 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,248 - Oh, my God. - I'm sure it's fine. 553 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:51,097 It's a dry Spanish cider from Barcelona. 554 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,015 Yes. Here you go. Take a sip. 555 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,853 Hey. Everybody, hi. It's Hank. 556 00:23:56,854 --> 00:24:01,650 Although today I'm gonna be known as the father of the bride. 557 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:07,405 I want you all to welcome our future son-in-law... Will. 558 00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:10,992 - Hey, Will! - Will! Will! 559 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:14,912 Now, Will is truly a wonderful fella even though he's not a redhead. 560 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,374 Yeah. 561 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,625 And here's my little princess. 562 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,003 I know you guys know that I dote on her, 563 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:25,506 but me and the fellas, we got together, in case you don't know, 564 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:28,093 teach you a little something something about her, okay? 565 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:31,512 Okay. 566 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,807 <i>South Side La Jolla</i> 567 00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:37,185 <i>Don't be fooled by the clubs That she swings</i> 568 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,854 <i>She's still Jenna leading everything</i> 569 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,106 <i>Used to hit the links, now she's CEO</i> 570 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,609 <i>In the boardroom she's a real mofo</i> 571 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,819 <i>Even though my parents Really hate to fly</i> 572 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,322 <i>For my Jenna they took a red eye</i> 573 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,449 <i>I'm so glad that they could attend</i> 574 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,701 <i>In San Diego Where the dream never ends</i> 575 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:55,704 Yeah! 576 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,209 Thank you. 577 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:03,669 Thank you, Will, 578 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,881 - for letting my family embarrass you. - Thank you. I love you. 579 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,925 - Guilty. - Yeah, okay. 580 00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:11,970 They have done it to me my whole life. 581 00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:14,765 - I love you so much, Will. - I love you too. 582 00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:18,977 One last toast. 583 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,273 To those who have come before. 584 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,112 Now please enjoy cupcakes by Tammy. 585 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,447 They're good. 586 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,741 You were right. The toast was that bad. 587 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:35,452 It was fucking brutal, wasn't it? 588 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,621 Thank you for having the chat with me, though. 589 00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:41,082 - I feel much better. - No. It was the least I could do. 590 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,751 I do think you and Jenna are a really good fit. 591 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:44,836 I appreciate it. 592 00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,213 And, you know, it means a lot coming from someone I trust. 593 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:48,130 So thank you. 594 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,258 Well, let me know when you find that person. 595 00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:53,052 - To J.Lo. - To Jennifer Lopez. 596 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,637 And to you for doing such a good job. 597 00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,349 - You saved the day. You're good at this. - Thank you, buddy. 598 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,310 The Spaniards. 599 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,730 - It tastes like Sprite. - Cider. 600 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,275 - What a party. - Yeah. Didn't she kill it? 601 00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:08,359 She did so good, right? 602 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,902 I'm so pleased that you're happy, Jenna. 603 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,613 It was so lovely to meet your whole family. 604 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,324 - Yeah. Yeah. - Today was perfect... 605 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:18,704 despite the fact that you two disappeared for most of it. 606 00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,416 Just curious, where did you two go together? 607 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,334 We just... 608 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,086 This place almost ran outta champagne. 609 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,462 - Yes. Yeah. - I mean, it was... 610 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:29,672 We needed to just get more Veuve 611 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,632 - for the toast. Yeah. - We just went to get more Veuve, and... 612 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,801 That's all. 613 00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:35,888 If you say so. 614 00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:39,098 Oh, yeah! 615 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,392 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah! 616 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,813 - Oh, God. - Oh, yeah! 617 00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:47,857 Oh, yeah! 618 00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,402 - Well... guess he found my tab. - Yeah! 619 00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:53,112 - Uncle Pete! Uncle Pete! - You guys, stop him. 620 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:56,199 - I should probably go help out with that. - Yes, I-I should probably not come. 621 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,242 - Yeah. - Yeah, you should not. Okay. 622 00:26:58,243 --> 00:26:59,286 Thank you again. 623 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,205 Pete! 624 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,040 Uncle Pete! 625 00:27:04,305 --> 00:28:04,325 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm